Sweat Jesus! (609 hits)
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Submitted by Daniel Jaines (View user info) at 2007-02-27 14:23:42 EST
Jaylena is pragmatic!
We're having a chill!
Chris on the cross, I can't believe this. And the worst part is that my lode is happy. She's nappy! She can't wait to have this baby! She said
"Danny this is gonna be our love child," and then she started singing that Negro bee-bop song Love Shield by Diurnal Race and the Supremacists!
I'm sheeting myself! (all though when Jaylena was swinging that dong and wiggling her big ripe round protestant jutting farm booty as she danced around the room and sang and sounded EXACTLY like Diana Ross I got really exited and we formulated again right there on the creaking floorboards and it was incensed let me tell you).
And now we have to run to Vegas or some other place in Nebraska for a quickie weeding because if Jaylena's dad (who looks like the famished Negro cracker Jane's Early Jones see this post for more http://www.ubersite.com/m/98811) finds out she is prognostic he will flip his lip!!!
So even though I have a son in a Big Ten cottage I am about to be a failure all over again with this new baby!
It is intestinal and I am completely flab blasted!
I will retort back soon.
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-02-28 08:32:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Because you insisted.
Submitted by zxcvvcxz (user info) at 2007-02-28 00:17:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Diurnal Race and the Supremacists make music for sweet, sweet loving.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-02-27 23:26:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It is intestinal and I am completely flab blasted!
ahahahahahahahahahahahah*Gasp*ahahahahahahahahahaha
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-27 22:47:14 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-02-27 22:46:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
i've hated everything you've posted.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-02-27 22:14:57 EST (#)
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Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-02-27 19:47:08 EST (#)
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Everything you ever wanted to know about Zebra
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Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-02-27 18:41:39 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by DanJaines (user info) at 2007-02-27 17:04:57 EST (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-02-27 14:50:47 (#)
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i admit it...
i'm dan jain
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Only in your reams where you have a long zenith and every woman is bagging you for it
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-02-27 16:52:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Auto "yer nut fony", minass too.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-27 16:48:32 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/99202
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-02-27 15:36:15 EST (#)
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haha
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-02-27 15:21:33 EST (#)
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I'm sure you intend for these to get better.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-02-27 15:07:48 EST (#)
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Jesus Sweat!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/99200
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-27 15:04:26 EST (#)
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we formulated again right there on the creaking floorboards and it was incensed let me tell you
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2007-02-27 15:02:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Whoever you are, you always make me laugh. Thanks.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2007-02-27 14:57:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-02-27 14:50:47 (#)
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i admit it...
i'm dan jaines
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You serious mang?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-02-27 14:50:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i admit it...
i'm dan jaines
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2007-02-27 14:46:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Weeeeeeeee
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-02-27 14:44:27 EST (#)
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Sweat Jesus?
I don't think he'd fit through my pores.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-02-27 14:35:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck I forgot the 'ever.'
So much for following a theme.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-02-27 14:35:35 EST (#)
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Best microphone-height-to-head-height ratio: http://www.revnkevin.com/Motorhead/Lemmy-2.jpg
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2007-02-27 14:34:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
crapping hell I'm bored of this
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2007-02-27 14:31:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
And the worst part is that my lode is happy. She's nappy!
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh sweet Jesus! AHAHAHAAAAA. As soon as I stop crying, I'll read the rest.
Submitted by DanJaines (user info) at 2007-02-27 14:28:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
and sometimes in the dark of night I long for the intestinal fortitude of my fathers and dream of a day when will I will rise up and strike a blow against my oppressors, striking a blow for freedom and the dignity of mankind, and then I realize I am but one simple man trapped within his own phantasmagorical
Opps. I should not be pasting that hear.
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2007-02-27 14:24:36 EST (#)
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