Sphagnum? I wouldn't even blow him. (1064 hits)
Category: Humor -> Dumb JobsRating: -0.08 on 58 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Rob Berg (View user info) at 2007-02-27 23:16:10 EST
GRATUITOUS USE OF BOLD
Ok, since I was asked so 'nicely' a couple days ago - I have decided to start the movement.
Take the dump, if you will. UNBAN SPHAGNUM!
I certainly found him rather entertaining - even if he was a wee bit of a cunt.
Obviously Bart had a good reason to suspend his privileges, but if there is some sort of overwhelming response for his return - perhaps our benevolent uber-lord will grant young sphaggy a good solid reinstatement.
This will be a simple poll:
+2 means you would like to see his cantankerous return.
0 means you don't give a shit either way
-2 means fuck 'em. Fuck him right in his gaping, banned poop dispenser.
Let the voting begin!
User Reviews
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-12-29 16:16:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
It must have been cold there in my shadow,
to never have sunlight on your face.
You were content to let me shine, that's your way.
You always walked a step behind.
So I was the one with all the glory,
while you were the one with all the strength.
A beautiful face without a name for so long.
A beautiful smile to hide the pain.
Did you ever know that you're my hero,
and everything I would like to be?
I can fly higher than an eagle,
'cause you are the wind beneath my wings.
It might have appeared to go unnoticed,
but I've got it all here in my heart.
I want you to know I know the truth, of course I know it.
I would be nothing without you.
Did you ever know that you're my hero?
You're everything I wish I could be.
I could fly higher than an eagle,
'cause you are the wind beneath my wings.
Did I ever tell you you're my hero?
You're everything, everything I wish I could be.
Oh, and I, I could fly higher than an eagle,
'cause you are the wind beneath my wings,
'cause you are the wind beneath my wings.
Oh, the wind beneath my wings.
You, you, you, you are the wind beneath my wings.
Fly, fly, fly away. You let me fly so high.
Oh, you, you, you, the wind beneath my wings.
Oh, you, you, you, the wind beneath my wings.
Fly, fly, fly high against the sky,
so high I almost touch the sky.
Thank you, thank you,
thank God for you, the wind beneath my wings.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-05-05 01:39:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
oops.
: )
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-03-21 00:29:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by BadASCII (user info) at 2007-03-20 22:23:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Rob Berg is a size queen.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-03-07 13:40:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-03-07 13:23:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by jet_stream_nz (user info) at 2007-02-28 06:22:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
BTW, Sphagnum is not grouchy, he is just misunderstood.
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this is one of Sfaggy's many alters, btw.
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Of that - there was never any doubt.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-03-07 13:23:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by jet_stream_nz (user info) at 2007-02-28 06:22:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
BTW, Sphagnum is not grouchy, he is just misunderstood.
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this is one of Sfaggy's many alters, btw.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-03-01 13:52:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i don't give a shit either way
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-03-01 13:48:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
sphagnum is refreshing.
like that shower i had 4 months ago.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-03-01 13:43:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-03-01 13:28:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-03-01 02:07:28 (#)
Ranking: 2
Guess who is back, motherfuckers?
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Brand New Sphagnum!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-01 13:04:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't give a shit one way or another.
I'm sure he's been on Uber, under a different name.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-01 13:03:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Wow. This actually worked.
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2007-03-01 12:49:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
way to go asshole.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-03-01 03:19:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'd like to think it was the picture.
I love that picture. Bart? Was it the picture?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-03-01 02:48:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HA!
How cool is that? Welcome back, fella.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-03-01 02:08:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
By the way, my fucking apostrophe key is not working properly.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-03-01 02:07:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Guess who is back, motherfuckers?
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-02-28 09:50:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Found it - http://www.ubersite.com/m/97306#2266646
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-02-28 09:47:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Which link was it? Cob77?
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-02-28 09:28:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by jet_stream_nz (user info) at 2007-02-28 06:20:28 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-02-28 05:50:06 (#)
Ranking: 2
What did he do to get banned here, on Ubersite?
Rape room-service?
OK , my new batch of green magic is damn good quality...
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He got banned for posting a NSFW link in a review. It's been done by 10,000 different users, but Bart decided he should be banned for it.
Funny thing is, the other cunt who posted the exact same review prior to Sphagnum has been banned about 18 times and has already had his banned lifted.
Double-standard much?
Appears that way... Thanks !
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-02-28 06:35:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by jet_stream_nz (user info) at 2007-02-28 06:29:22 (#)
Ranking: 2
Did you reason why he was banned?
It's fucking ridiculous.
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Nope - but regulars seem to drop off rather dramatically these days. I just figured he got bored.
Methinks that is more of a straw breaking backs sort of thing. Different Strokes n' all.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-02-28 06:24:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Unban Sphagnum
Submitted by jet_stream_nz (user info) at 2007-02-28 06:22:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
BTW, Sphagnum is not grouchy, he is just misunderstood.
Submitted by jet_stream_nz (user info) at 2007-02-28 06:20:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-02-28 05:50:06 (#)
Ranking: 2
What did he do to get banned here, on Ubersite?
Rape Bart?
Hack the shite?
Protested at ubercon stating 'Ubersite comes from the devil?'
Impersonate a maltese alter ?
Burned down NYC?
Did nuclear testing on the edge of a tectonic plate?
Called Mars, getting them into a company-buyout?
Called god, and ask for room-service?
OK , my new batch of green magic is damn good quality...
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He got banned for posting a NSFW link in a review. It's been done by 10,000 different users, but Bart decided he should be banned for it.
Funny thing is, the other cunt who posted the exact same review prior to Sphagnum has been banned about 18 times and has already had his banned lifted.
Double-standard much?
Submitted by jet_stream_nz (user info) at 2007-02-28 06:18:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I approve of this post in so many ways.
Sacrilicious is a dog-faced crack whore. Spread the word.
Some people are so fucking retarded that they don't understand how unbelievable Sphagnum is. That dude Sacrilicious is one of them.
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-02-28 05:50:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What did he do to get banned here, on Ubersite?
Rape Bart?
Hack the shite?
Protested at ubercon stating 'Ubersite comes from the devil?'
Impersonate a maltese alter ?
Burned down NYC?
Did nuclear testing on the edge of a tectonic plate?
Called Mars, getting them into a company-buyout?
Called god, and ask for room-service?
OK , my new batch of green magic is damn good quality...
Submitted by needsnothing (user info) at 2007-02-28 04:25:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Having read some of his stuff he is quite entertaining.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-02-28 04:06:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm e-good like that.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-02-28 04:05:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
cuz I give those out.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-02-28 04:03:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by manic_impressive (user info) at 2007-02-28 03:17:54 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-02-27 23:24:36 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by manic_impressive (user info) at 2007-02-27 23:22:49 (#)
Ranking: -2
UNBAN PHALLIC INSTEAD
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Don't know him. Don't care.
Your vote has been registered, move along.
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How dare you. YOU ARE BANNED.
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I'm sorry. You two seem very close.
...did you want some sort of e-hug?
Submitted by manic_impressive (user info) at 2007-02-28 03:17:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-02-27 23:24:36 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by manic_impressive (user info) at 2007-02-27 23:22:49 (#)
Ranking: -2
UNBAN PHALLIC INSTEAD
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Don't know him. Don't care.
Your vote has been registered, move along.
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How dare you. YOU ARE BANNED.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-02-28 00:17:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-02-27 23:50:50 (#)
Ranking: 0
But if I don't give a shit, why would I bother rating?
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It's a relevant stat.
... besides I am fascinated with the prospect of apathy being quantifiable.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-02-27 23:54:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
COME BACK FAGNUM, ALL IS FORGIVEN
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-02-27 23:50:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
But if I don't give a shit, why would I bother rating?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-02-27 23:38:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Snare (user info) at 2007-02-27 23:37:13 (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for the artwork.
Sphaggy I couldn't give two tugs of a dead dogs cock for, either way.
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Your vote will be noted... the compliment is very much appreciated!
Submitted by Snare (user info) at 2007-02-27 23:37:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for the artwork.
Sphaggy I couldn't give two tugs of a dead dogs cock for, either way.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-02-27 23:37:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-02-27 23:35:46 (#)
Ranking: 0
I didn't notice he was banned. Why?
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Y'know, I'm not even sure.
Prolly something quite worthy of a banning.
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-02-27 23:36:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
UNBAG SPHANNUM!
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-02-27 23:35:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I didn't notice he was banned. Why?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-27 23:33:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey Rob- I have a question for you. Can you e-mail me? sacrilicious.at.comcast.net
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-02-27 23:31:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Levity (user info) at 2007-02-27 23:30:42 (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck Sphagnum.
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noted.
Submitted by Levity (user info) at 2007-02-27 23:30:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck Sphagnum.
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-02-27 23:29:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-02-27 23:28:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-02-27 23:26:33 (#)
Ranking: -2
Your toilet just over-flowed.
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WILDMAN! Where the fuck have you been?
Interesting vote - I would have thought you'd like that kid.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-02-27 23:26:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Your toilet just over-flowed.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-02-27 23:24:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by manic_impressive (user info) at 2007-02-27 23:22:49 (#)
Ranking: -2
UNBAN PHALLIC INSTEAD
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Don't know him. Don't care.
Your vote has been registered, move along.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-02-27 23:23:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2007-02-27 23:20:48 (#)
Ranking: -2
do you even *try* to contribute anything?
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Certainly not for your amusement poopie head.
Submitted by manic_impressive (user info) at 2007-02-27 23:22:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
UNBAN PHALLIC INSTEAD
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-02-27 23:21:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-02-27 23:19:53 (#)
Ranking: 1
dang..
See I don't care, but that drare-ing is coo, yo.
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Why thank ya!
I sketched it out today and was lookin' to do something with it. Figured this would work nicely.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-02-27 23:21:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2007-02-27 23:20:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
do you even *try* to contribute anything?
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-02-27 23:20:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-02-27 23:20:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
who?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-02-27 23:19:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
dang..
See I don't care, but that drare-ing is coo, yo.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-02-27 23:19:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-02-27 23:19:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
YAY!
Democracy inaction!
<B
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-27 23:18:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-02-27 23:17:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My vote.