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Coley's Box and Me: A Sacrilicious Discovery (2064 hits)

Category: Romance

Rating: 1.42 on 121 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (View user info) at 2007-02-28 11:24:36 EST




all i'm sayin' coley baby..la la love you, don't mean maybe.jpg (1002 kB)

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Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2007-03-05 09:44:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Loggo doves Dishy pass it on.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-03-04 18:03:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Drogo loves lishy pass it on.

Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-03-03 22:34:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Lishy will be my wife. Oh yes she will.

Christ I'm even too drunk to cyber-stalk properly.

p.s I love Lishy pass it on.

Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2007-03-03 17:10:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Nice penmanship.

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-03-03 00:10:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I totally <3 you, Lish.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-03-02 20:54:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Aww, thanks, wifey.

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-03-02 10:53:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-28 16:18:00 (#)
Ranking: 0

Where in PA, CS?

ghola- if by "pretty up", you mean "drink and decide a picture is a fabulous idea, even though I'm in my jim jams," then yes. Yes, I did.
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what i mean to say then, is that you looked very pretty. especially if that's what you look like just sitting around.



Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2007-03-01 16:42:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-03-01 15:14:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

See, and that is exactly why I do love this place. Some people are really nice.

The cookies look de-lish. ;)

Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2007-03-01 10:27:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Coley's got one hot box!

Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-03-01 10:24:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I have come up with an idea of what to send you. teehehe. Promise it will be sort of Decent. Full of the best that blighty can provide. You like beef right?

I will send it FAO Sacrilicious
Philly
She lives there somewhere find her damn you; knock every door if need be.
USA

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-03-01 09:52:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-03-01 07:23:56 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-03-01 00:36:48 (#)
Ranking: 2

I wish I had money :(

I am going to send Crystle some peanut butter at some unspecified point in the future.
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Peanut butter would make a kick ass valentine. I recall reading some comments about this, but how is Australian pb special?
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Nothing, but Crystle thought we only had the organic stuff. I still don't think she believes me when I say we have the creamy stuff too, so I'm going to send over a jar. And even if she does believe me, I'll send one anyway.

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-03-01 09:24:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

BLLAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFF!

Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-03-01 09:20:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

It's not a real box.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-03-01 07:23:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-03-01 04:21:38 (#)
Ranking: 1

Who hasn't found pleasure in coley's box?

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-HAHA Coley look what Bart implied about you..

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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-03-01 00:36:48 (#)
Ranking: 2

I wish I had money :(

I am going to send Crystle some peanut butter at some unspecified point in the future.
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Peanut butter would make a kick ass valentine. I recall reading some comments about this, but how is Australian pb special?

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2007-03-01 00:14:39 (#)
Ranking: -2

comedy?
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No thanks, Echo. No offense, I just don't think you're very funny at all. More perpetually sarcastic and miserable, while offering very little to uber yourself. But thanks for the offer.


Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-03-01 04:25:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

me

:(

Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-03-01 04:21:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Who hasn't found pleasure in coley's box?

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-03-01 04:06:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Nice head, slag.

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-03-01 00:36:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I wish I had money :(

I am going to send Crystle some peanut butter at some unspecified point in the future.

Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2007-03-01 00:14:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

comedy?

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-01 00:04:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Despina and Daniel Jaines shuld git togethur.

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-02-28 23:57:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

...

: (



Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-02-28 23:49:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

gay

Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2007-02-28 23:25:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

coley's EVERYBODY'S valentine, iiff you know what i mean...

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-28 23:23:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

HAHA- Zoidberg- that's fair. Mean or not, I know I've enjoyed some of your commentary I've come across.

Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2007-02-28 23:12:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

being little more then a series of camwhores I was going to -2 this and leave my usual commentary

but all this talk about enjoying being in each other's box

Well, I like innuendo, even if it conjures up an image that stamps out any lingering heterosexuality.

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-02-28 23:05:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

apollo, that's the sweetest thing anyone's ever said to me.



Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-02-28 22:12:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

We must ALL stop manbearpig.

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-02-28 21:46:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Yup

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-28 21:20:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Haven't seen it so far. I did believe it to be a live series of dramatic monologues, though..hence my joke. Unless you meant the post. I was referring to the reviews.

Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-02-28 21:12:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I guess you've never seen the play performed.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-28 21:08:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Vagina DIALOGUES, zebra.

If by "best top" you mean Old Navy cotton camisole, Apollo, then yes. Thanks for noticing.

Allll yours, Stagger. No one can EVER take that from you.

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-02-28 21:03:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

89th review. It's all mine.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-02-28 20:58:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

so did you put your best top on to camwhore for uber?

p.s. if i could put a bag over her head i'd fuck the shit out of 'coley'.

Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-02-28 20:27:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

What is this, the Vagina Monologues?

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-28 19:21:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Coley?!

Sorry about the calendar..I shouldn't have been so selfish about sharing the sexy!

Are you OK?

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-02-28 18:54:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Also just so yall know the only thing rockin about my VDay was Lishy's box.

And oh, was it rockin'....I'm still enjoying bubble baths compliments of that lady, amongst other things.

~coley "always leave 'em wondering"

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-02-28 18:52:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

PS I just noticed that you blacked out my address. THANK YOU For that.

PSPS lookin good, babe.

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-02-28 18:51:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm glad you got so much pleasure from my box. I really was hoping you'd show more of the calendar, though; as i know these intarweb peoples would like to see the half nekkid old menz.

Your box was also fantastic...I wish camera two wouldn't have died :(
Now I have camera three, but my computer is no longer letting me online.

Also I no longer have a job, so yeah.

Who wants to buy cookies from me?
it's a charity case!

<3


Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-02-28 18:32:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I call dibs on coley's Valentine for next year.

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-02-28 18:10:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

<sniff> The Drake Didn't have a Valentine this year.

Coley, Lishy, Will you make me a cookie?



In MSPaint?


With Sprinkles?

I'll send you a camwhore and you can make a Drake Cookie.

Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-02-28 17:53:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Have you received my package? Don't be startled, it is unmarked BC Powder to make you feel better.

Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-02-28 17:42:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Despina is pretty funny.

This post was just not too interesting to me.

But it's sweet you exchanged gifts for Valentine's Day.

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-02-28 17:25:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

soory


jhealous



better?

Submitted by Despina (user info) at 2007-02-28 17:17:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

OMG TATS NOT EVEN HOW I SPELLED IT


sory i promised to be nicer and not yekll

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-02-28 17:14:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

yeah.. yr a jeluos bicthes Miss 'Licious...

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-28 17:12:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

CS- Yes- I'm just a few miles outside Philly.

Sinistral- no worries. She was all smiles after she saw my box.

Despina deer hart its ok expres yurself as u c fit lol

Submitted by Despina (user info) at 2007-02-28 17:10:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Whats ur point? My bf took that picture becuse I looked good, you're just jhealous

Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-02-28 17:09:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Coleyo would indeed make a magnifico Valentines. And to think on VD I was busy trying to not get arrested and later trying to bail a friend out of jail. Oh well, to each his own I suppose.

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-02-28 17:06:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Despina (user info) at 2007-02-28 17:03:37 (#)
Ranking: 2

omg ur fukin ugly

the other girl is ok
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/99008

Just in case you lost your mirror, fatass.

Submitted by Despina (user info) at 2007-02-28 17:03:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

im sorry for being mean

Submitted by Despina (user info) at 2007-02-28 17:03:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

omg ur fukin ugly

the other girl is ok

Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-02-28 16:56:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

coley looks sad in her picture :(

Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2007-02-28 16:48:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

A: Seven Springs.
Q: You're more towards philly right?

Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2007-02-28 16:45:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Worry not, uber-relation, I have ceased my consumption of alcohol until a later time, and intend to gorge myself on solid food at some point before I drink again.

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-02-28 16:35:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

ahahahahaha

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-02-28 16:33:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Yup - part of what screams "alter"
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-28 15:48:01 (#)
Ranking: 0

Crystle- what's funny is, she can't spell anything, but she spelled "crystal" as she did- instead of your way.


Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-02-28 16:18:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Any effort is appreciated, Coleslaw.

Spread the word and you will be rewarded greatly.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-28 16:18:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Where in PA, CS?

ghola- if by "pretty up", you mean "drink and decide a picture is a fabulous idea, even though I'm in my jim jams," then yes. Yes, I did.

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-02-28 16:09:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

did u pretty up 4 those pictures?

Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2007-02-28 16:08:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh, and I'll be in PA this weekend. Skiing.

O-man, you need a local chapter near Pittsburgh, for your cult? I can try and build a church there.

Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2007-02-28 16:05:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I just recently got acclimated to Guinness.
The 'extra stout' version is a little too much, though, if you've tried it.

Liquid bread.

Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-02-28 15:51:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Huzzah!

Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2007-02-28 15:48:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I need to remember not to drink as much when I haven't eaten anything today

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-28 15:48:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Crystle- what's funny is, she can't spell anything, but she spelled "crystal" as she did- instead of your way.

Gofe- not the last couple besides u-tines, I don't think.

Shlong- call me.

Now where is Method with my BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARF?!

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-02-28 15:38:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

God, I know right? That Crystle is SUCH a bitch.

Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2007-02-28 15:26:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

when was the last time your post didn't make most heated? Ubertines excluded, as its a contest and no one really reads contest posts

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-02-28 14:36:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I have a few openings the week of May 14. Book soon...my days fill up quickly.



Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-02-28 13:54:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm dying of laughter here.. people are looking at me in an odd manner..Must share... I just found this:

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Submitted by Despina (user info) at 2007-02-28 06:47:19 (#)
Ranking: 2

Please dont go, there are some nice pieple here, you just have to shake off the haters like that bicth crystal, shes probably a virgin so you have to cut her some slak, thats why shes so anfry

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-02-28 13:50:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-28 13:33:04 (#)
Ranking: 0

Thorny- you're sweet.
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A little more salty than sweet, actually. But I've had no complaints on the taste.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-28 13:33:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

HAHA "+2 jelous bitches!"

Thorny- you're sweet.

The_Drake- that's probably my favorite compliment ever.

Shlongy- How's May sound?

Jonny- I KNEW you'd say that:( My nails are very brittle and it's such high maintenance!

Submitted by Charlton_H (user info) at 2007-02-28 13:29:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Soylent Green is people!

You are an abomination before GOD!



Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-28 13:28:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh Val, I need to give you a manicure...

Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2007-02-28 13:23:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

birday birday birday birday birday YAY

Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2007-02-28 13:21:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Don't eat all those cookies at once or you'll get fat.

Oh...Wait.


Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-02-28 13:21:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Ahahahaha...

+2 fat shit jelous bitches (that's me!WOOOO)

oh.. and Coley - I still have your pretties, sitting in my car, ready to mail. I just keep forgetting.

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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-02-28 12:56:08 (#)
Ranking: 2

I didn't get squat.

+2 jelous bitches


Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-02-28 13:14:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-02-28 12:20:30 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-02-28 11:47:48 (#)
Ranking: 2

HOLY SHIT, IT'S A SACRILICIOUS CAMWHORE!

***TWO*** OF THEM, IN FACT!!!

Oh God...my year is now complete.

Excuse me, if you will. I'll be sporting wood all day.

(Coley be lookin' good too, for that matter.)



Captain animal ! remind : (http://www.ubersite.com/m/99200) !
======================

Wha...?

You've completely lost me on your logic train there.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-02-28 13:14:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

When's our menage a trois scheduled for?

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-02-28 13:12:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

why didnt i get anything?

that hurts coley, deep down.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-02-28 13:07:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'd rummage through both your boxes.

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-02-28 12:56:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I didn't get squat.

+2 jelous bitches

Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-02-28 12:55:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Guinness Original tastes like rancid ball sweat.


Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-02-28 12:51:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2


weeee!


Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-02-28 12:49:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Not many women can say they've eaten out of coley's box.

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-02-28 12:40:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

The Drake Has Interweb Crushes on the Both of you.

You two are better than cookies....filled with sex.

Submitted by ampersand (user info) at 2007-02-28 12:33:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-02-28 12:29:03 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by ampersand (user info) at 2007-02-28 12:27:34 (#)
Ranking: 2

Your internet friends are better then my real friends. I think I'll die now.

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You know, I think I have a solution for you.

Have you ever heard of the Cult of the Orgasmatron?
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No. Does it involve you mailing me friends? Or alcohol/cookies? Because if it does, I'm there. If its something to do with rhythm and meter, I'd rather die.

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-02-28 12:30:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

-2 for giving me false hope re Coley's box

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-02-28 12:29:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by ampersand (user info) at 2007-02-28 12:27:34 (#)
Ranking: 2

Your internet friends are better then my real friends. I think I'll die now.

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You know, I think I have a solution for you.

Have you ever heard of the Cult of the Orgasmatron?

Submitted by ampersand (user info) at 2007-02-28 12:27:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Your internet friends are better then my real friends. I think I'll die now.

Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2007-02-28 12:26:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Valentine's day is inescapable. No matter how far you run it will find you. If you try to ignore it, it will punish you. It's like Santa with a machete.

Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-02-28 12:20:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Okay Saccy leave it with me and I will sort out a meet and greet so to speak. Philly wasn't it???

*puts on full stalker outfit and leaves house*

Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-02-28 12:20:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-02-28 11:47:48 (#)
Ranking: 2

HOLY SHIT, IT'S A SACRILICIOUS CAMWHORE!

***TWO*** OF THEM, IN FACT!!!

Oh God...my year is now complete.

Excuse me, if you will. I'll be sporting wood all day.

(Coley be lookin' good too, for that matter.)



Captain animal ! remind : (http://www.ubersite.com/m/99200) !

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-02-28 12:15:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-02-28 12:13:05 (#)
Ranking: 2

I want a box!

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Um...I think you have one already, don't you?

Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-02-28 12:13:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I want a box!

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-28 12:12:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

kissing cousins....mmmmm....i remember when we were in my car, and we knew we were related, we still couldn't refrain from kissing passionatly.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-02-28 12:07:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

"T...A...B...A...R...N...A...C...C...C...Q...S...X...X...H...........I WIN"

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-02-28 12:04:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'll start assembling a care package for Caul this week.

I've already done a rough draft of a list:

a smattering of Vidal Sassoon products
x-small Virginia Is For Lovers t-shirt
an internet membership to Kissin' Cousins - the premier online website for hot incest porn
Zoolander: Special Edition
a Really Big Pen
Speak & Spell



WOO


Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-28 11:59:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-28 11:43:51 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2007-02-28 11:39:58 (#)
Ranking: 2

Orgasmatron and Caul should send each other a box.
I HAVE NO REASON WHY.
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poutine is hard to mail.
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HAHAHAHA

Drogo: YES, PLEASE.

Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-02-28 11:54:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-28 11:45:05 (#)
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Drogo- water wings? Adorable!
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I have other cute things too. Wanna see?


Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2007-02-28 11:52:33 EST (#)
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Aw, bless.

+2 Pixies.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-02-28 11:47:48 EST (#)
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HOLY SHIT, IT'S A SACRILICIOUS CAMWHORE!

***TWO*** OF THEM, IN FACT!!!

Oh God...my year is now complete.

Excuse me, if you will. I'll be sporting wood all day.

(Coley be lookin' good too, for that matter.)

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-28 11:45:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-02-28 11:44:14 (#)
Ranking: 2

I never send my friends anything. This is abnormal.
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hahahaha, i dunno why but this is funny

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-28 11:45:05 EST (#)
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Isn't she the BEST?

Hi Godchicken!

And The_Drake- The first shot was an artsy thing. For the others, my flash was off, and what looked fine on one monitor was so dark I couldn't see it on another, so I brightened it up. Either way though, you're right to desire Coley.

Drogo- water wings? Adorable!

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-02-28 11:44:14 EST (#)
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I never send my friends anything. This is abnormal.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-28 11:43:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2007-02-28 11:39:58 (#)
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Orgasmatron and Caul should send each other a box.
I HAVE NO REASON WHY.
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poutine is hard to mail.

Submitted by tiaprae (user info) at 2007-02-28 11:43:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I love Haha the flipping bunny

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-02-28 11:42:37 EST (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-02-28 11:41:53 EST (#)
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Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2007-02-28 11:39:58 (#)
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Orgasmatron and Caul should send each other a box.
I HAVE NO REASON WHY.

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It'd make for an interesting post or two, I'll say that.

Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-02-28 11:40:37 EST (#)
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I want a woman to mail me her box. I hate being all the way over in windy, rainy blighty. I'm going to put floats on my tricycle and pedal over the water.

*Must remember water wings too*

Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-02-28 11:40:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for the boob-shot while you're kissing the Guiness bottle.



Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2007-02-28 11:39:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Orgasmatron and Caul should send each other a box.
I HAVE NO REASON WHY.

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-02-28 11:39:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'd probably scrog Coley before scrogging you.

Not to say I didn't enjoy staring at you, but there's something about filters on a photo that makes me not trust someone.....WHAT ARE YOU HIDING!?!?

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-02-28 11:36:41 EST (#)
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So who wants to sit on her thumb? I only have so many empty spots on the schedule.


Oh and nice hint of teat in the car there, coleslah. I mean tramp.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-02-28 11:35:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-28 11:32:01 (#)
Ranking: 2

the box satisfied you? did it vibrate?
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that's only boxes that come from me.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-02-28 11:32:51 EST (#)
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I'm on top of you right now.

Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-02-28 11:32:27 EST (#)
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Mailorder box is awesome!


Coley is in fact the fabulous.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-28 11:32:01 EST (#)
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the box satisfied you? did it vibrate?

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-02-28 11:29:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

hahahha i dunno why but i laughed a lot.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-02-28 11:29:21 EST (#)
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God, let's fuck. And, just f.y.i. it is illegal to ship alcohol unless you are a distributor.

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-02-28 11:27:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

awwww haha

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-28 11:26:39 EST (#)
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I know Coley won't be on until tonight but whatev.

YOU'RE THE BEST, DARLIN'!


Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and
old people are useless.

-- Homer Simpson
Homer the Vigilante