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UBERLORD MASTURBATlON AlD (#1) (916 hits)

Category: Romance

Rating: 0.21 on 33 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Charlton Heston (View user info) at 2007-02-28 12:26:25 EST




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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-02-28 23:26:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

yikes

Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-02-28 17:35:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by Luther (user info) at 2007-02-28 15:40:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Saw this email. In my inbox. It sucked then, it sucks now. dumb.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-02-28 15:22:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

You love me Jack, with a fiery passion usually reserved for truck stop attendants and leperous midgets.

ADMIT IT!

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-02-28 15:17:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-02-28 13:51:49 (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm sure my good friend on the force will have no problem spending a little time finding out who this shit stain is and letting him know just how illegal it is to tamper with the U.S. mail, not to mention constant harassment.

Go ahead, you fucking coward, I dare you. I'm going to thoroughly enjoy putting you behind bars.

--

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Submitted by jojo747 (user info) at 2007-02-28 14:54:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Charlton_H (user info) at 2007-02-28 14:35:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-02-28 14:23:48 (#)
Ranking: -2

is this supposed to compensate for your non existent book sales?




That and my small penis, yes.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-02-28 14:35:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

lol

Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-02-28 14:23:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

is this supposed to compensate for your non existent book sales?

Submitted by Brian_Blessed (user info) at 2007-02-28 13:57:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

WHAT HO CAT TOUCHER??

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-02-28 13:48:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.ubersite.com/m/98687

Yes, this is me, because I would waste my money on your book, right? Not to mention the fact that I wouldn't come within 20 feet of a cat since I'm deathly allergic.

Do you cry yourself to sleep at night, Jack, since you're all alone and your wife left you because you're worthless?

It's ok sweetheart.

Every hour wounds.

The final hour kills.

Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-02-28 13:27:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

STFU, JACK.

Submitted by Charlton_H (user info) at 2007-02-28 13:24:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Mighty Lord of Ubersite

Your fictional powers have no dominion here

Dost thou presume supremacy over bart?

Dost thou intend havoc to wreak?

Nay, you shall only reek

Of stale arrogance and pity

Which reduces thy stature

And renders thee impotent

In word as well as deed.

Send your armies into battle

I am unafraid

Your plaintive e-mails

fall

Like teardrops o'er ratings

You are but a wanker

Endlessly droning on

and on

and

on

endlessly whining

until you fade away

like the pussy you are

the child becomes father

who's your daddy now?

who's your daddy now?

hush

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-28 13:23:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I'm surprised it's not wearing any fake gold jewelry...

Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2007-02-28 13:20:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Aw, fuck it, Birthday 2s all around

Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2007-02-28 13:19:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I laughed a little.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-02-28 13:16:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

SWAK

Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2007-02-28 13:14:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-02-28 13:11:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Jack's a dork.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-02-28 13:07:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

WTF is definitely an appropriate description here...

Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-02-28 13:05:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

RELEASE THE KRACKEN!

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-02-28 13:00:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-02-28 12:43:32 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-02-28 12:33:16 (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

--

+2-ing your own post?

Man, don't you have ANY standards?

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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-02-28 12:51:36 (#)
Ranking: 0

Eat shit Jack, you fucking cat herding divorcee

--

Whoa... I guess I struck a nerve.

Bart, you can delete this account any time. It's not like Method will run out of spares.


Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-02-28 12:51:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Eat shit Jack, you fucking cat herding divorcee

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-02-28 12:50:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2


funny.


Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-02-28 12:43:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

God DAMN, that's a hairy bitch.

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-02-28 12:43:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-02-28 12:33:16 (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

--

+2-ing your own post?

Man, don't you have ANY standards?


Submitted by needsnothing (user info) at 2007-02-28 12:40:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Fucked up!

Submitted by tiaprae (user info) at 2007-02-28 12:34:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

meow?

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-02-28 12:33:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by ampersand (user info) at 2007-02-28 12:31:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

ATTENTION PETA

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-02-28 12:31:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

hey, if it WASN'T a cat, it would have had to be negative.

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-02-28 12:31:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

hyuck

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-02-28 12:28:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

yawn


Homer: We always have one good kid and one lousy kid. Why can't both
our kids be good?

Marge: We have three kids, Homer.

Separate Vacations