UBERLORD MASTURBATlON AlD (#1) (1050 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 0.21 on 33 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Charlton Heston (View user info) at 2007-02-28 12:26:25 EST
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-02-28 23:26:12 EST (#)
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yikes
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-02-28 17:35:37 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Luther (user info) at 2007-02-28 15:40:13 EST (#)
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Saw this email. In my inbox. It sucked then, it sucks now. dumb.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-02-28 15:22:47 EST (#)
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You love me Jack, with a fiery passion usually reserved for truck stop attendants and leperous midgets.
ADMIT IT!
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-02-28 15:17:01 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-02-28 13:51:49 (#)
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I'm sure my good friend on the force will have no problem spending a little time finding out who this shit stain is and letting him know just how illegal it is to tamper with the U.S. mail, not to mention constant harassment.
Go ahead, you fucking coward, I dare you. I'm going to thoroughly enjoy putting you behind bars.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by jojo747 (user info) at 2007-02-28 14:54:05 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Charlton_H (user info) at 2007-02-28 14:35:48 EST (#)
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Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-02-28 14:23:48 (#)
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is this supposed to compensate for your non existent book sales?
That and my small penis, yes.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-02-28 14:35:41 EST (#)
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lol
Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-02-28 14:23:48 EST (#)
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is this supposed to compensate for your non existent book sales?
Submitted by Brian_Blessed (user info) at 2007-02-28 13:57:39 EST (#)
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WHAT HO CAT TOUCHER??
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-02-28 13:48:08 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/98687
Yes, this is me, because I would waste my money on your book, right? Not to mention the fact that I wouldn't come within 20 feet of a cat since I'm deathly allergic.
Do you cry yourself to sleep at night, Jack, since you're all alone and your wife left you because you're worthless?
It's ok sweetheart.
Every hour wounds.
The final hour kills.
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-02-28 13:27:34 EST (#)
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STFU, JACK.
Submitted by Charlton_H (user info) at 2007-02-28 13:24:18 EST (#)
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Mighty Lord of Ubersite
Your fictional powers have no dominion here
Dost thou presume supremacy over bart?
Dost thou intend havoc to wreak?
Nay, you shall only reek
Of stale arrogance and pity
Which reduces thy stature
And renders thee impotent
In word as well as deed.
Send your armies into battle
I am unafraid
Your plaintive e-mails
fall
Like teardrops o'er ratings
You are but a wanker
Endlessly droning on
and on
and
on
endlessly whining
until you fade away
like the pussy you are
the child becomes father
who's your daddy now?
who's your daddy now?
hush
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-28 13:23:05 EST (#)
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I'm surprised it's not wearing any fake gold jewelry...
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2007-02-28 13:20:49 EST (#)
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Aw, fuck it, Birthday 2s all around
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2007-02-28 13:19:25 EST (#)
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I laughed a little.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-02-28 13:16:07 EST (#)
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SWAK
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2007-02-28 13:14:24 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-02-28 13:11:29 EST (#)
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Jack's a dork.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-02-28 13:07:52 EST (#)
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WTF is definitely an appropriate description here...
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-02-28 13:05:29 EST (#)
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RELEASE THE KRACKEN!
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-02-28 13:00:24 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-02-28 12:43:32 (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-02-28 12:33:16 (#)
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No Comment
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+2-ing your own post?
Man, don't you have ANY standards?
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-02-28 12:51:36 (#)
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Eat shit Jack, you fucking cat herding divorcee
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Whoa... I guess I struck a nerve.
Bart, you can delete this account any time. It's not like Method will run out of spares.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-02-28 12:51:36 EST (#)
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Eat shit Jack, you fucking cat herding divorcee
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-02-28 12:50:35 EST (#)
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funny.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-02-28 12:43:40 EST (#)
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God DAMN, that's a hairy bitch.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-02-28 12:43:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-02-28 12:33:16 (#)
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No Comment
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+2-ing your own post?
Man, don't you have ANY standards?
Submitted by needsnothing (user info) at 2007-02-28 12:40:13 EST (#)
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Fucked up!
Submitted by tiaprae (user info) at 2007-02-28 12:34:55 EST (#)
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meow?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-02-28 12:33:16 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by ampersand (user info) at 2007-02-28 12:31:31 EST (#)
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ATTENTION PETA
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-02-28 12:31:29 EST (#)
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hey, if it WASN'T a cat, it would have had to be negative.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-02-28 12:31:12 EST (#)
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hyuck
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-02-28 12:28:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
yawn