Men are pigs (973 hits)
Category: Business & FinancialRating: -1.5 on 38 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Despina <despinavand.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2007-03-01 11:24:00 EST
We have to stick togeter ladies!!!!
men are out for oinly one thing - our vaghinas. They will act all sweet and innocient and say whatever you want to hear, but {b}DONT TRUST THEM!{/b} The best part is, we can USE our vaghineas to our advanatge, becauuse they will do ANYTHING for them! My bf said i had the prettiest vagina like a flower, and he would say all sorts of things JSUT to get in m pants!
My bf just broke up w/ me for no reason last nite except that he "met somebody". i dont belive that because i know eveyrthing he did all the time i even brought him lunch at work and his sceretary would see me and laugh at me becase she throught it was so sweet that i would bring him lucnh.
we are smarter than men!!! Its just tat they outunnbmer us, so we have to band together and build a new regim, a matriarpy, and show them whos boss! They dont udnerstand us becaus e there STUPIDER than us boviously! The best palce to start is RIGHT NOQW, RIGHT HERE, ON UBERSITE, a very acurate cross section of society, or a microcosm idf you will. If we can sucseed here, we can SUCSEED ANWYHERE!
Im sorry if i wwas mean to any of you girls before, but i was just doing what i tought was nromal
LET THEM HAVE IT!!
User Reviews
Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2007-03-27 17:16:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
women actually out number men.
Submitted by congo (user info) at 2007-03-13 10:37:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I can't believe that driving this alter really gives you any entertainment whatsoever. What a colossal waste of time.
Submitted by Draco (user info) at 2007-03-13 10:28:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I should kick you in your "vaghina" hard enough to ensure that you get pregnant from blow jobs
Submitted by DarthFaded (user info) at 2007-03-01 23:14:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Someone needs to get laid...
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2007-03-01 23:09:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"we are smarter than men!!! Its just tat they outunnbmer us, so we have to band together and build a new regim, a matriarpy, and show them whos boss! They dont udnerstand us becaus e there STUPIDER than us boviously!"
Way to get your point across, you fucking skank.
Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2007-03-01 23:00:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
My wife she is dead..she die in the field..she die from work, an accident, but is not important, I have a new wife.
Submitted by tiaprae (user info) at 2007-03-01 22:47:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Nothing like that thank god. Jesus I remember that post. *shivers*
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-01 19:01:51 EST (#)
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Submitted by tiaprae (user info) at 2007-03-01 18:53:35 (#)
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Submitted by tiaprae (user info) at 2007-03-01 18:52:43 (#)
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Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-01 17:48:11 (#)
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Will be posting pictures of tits later on.
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If they're anything like these http://www.ubersite.com/m/99008
Save 'em.
If they are normal, however, feel free to e-mail them to me for photoshopping.
Submitted by tiaprae (user info) at 2007-03-01 18:53:35 EST (#)
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Submitted by tiaprae (user info) at 2007-03-01 18:52:43 (#)
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Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-01 17:48:11 (#)
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Will be posting pictures of tits later on.
Submitted by tiaprae (user info) at 2007-03-01 18:52:43 EST (#)
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Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-01 17:48:11 (#)
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"This is why I stopped dating girls. You don't deal with this kind of bullshit with guys. "
So you're a chick.....right?
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Yea
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2007-03-01 18:48:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Go sniff your mom's panties.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-03-01 18:24:03 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-01 13:00:03 (#)
Ranking: -2
I bet your pussy smells like the dumpster behind the McDonald's on the Hilton Parkway.
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wrong, her pussy smells like a burnt-out ashtray
Submitted by marginwalker (user info) at 2007-03-01 18:11:39 EST (#)
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Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-01 17:48:11 EST (#)
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"This is why I stopped dating girls. You don't deal with this kind of bullshit with guys. "
So you're a chick.....right?
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-03-01 17:42:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
oink, bitch.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-03-01 17:24:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
But they're predictable pigs, and many can be easily controlled.
Submitted by tiaprae (user info) at 2007-03-01 17:14:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
So, first off, men may be pigs, but women are really no better. We want sex just as much as guys do (it's not a secret jesus). Thinking it's vengeful to add more games and bullshit to things by using our "vaghineas" (I have never seen this spelling for it btw...twat works so much easier) is just dumb.
If your "bf" loved your "vaghinea" so much, he wouldn't have left it for another one.
He probably left because you were constantly in his space, since it seems you wanted to know "eveyrthing" he did at all times.
This is why I stopped dating girls. You don't deal with this kind of bullshit with guys.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-03-01 17:02:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Rest assured that the only men you will EVER get are the spineless, emotionally distant living-breathing-vaginas who are happy to submissively cut off their balls and let you keep them in a jar under the bed.
Submitted by Rapscallion (user info) at 2007-03-01 16:41:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
First of all...men don't out number women neither world wide nor in the U.S. Second of all, women can be deceitful, manipulating, bitchy, and stop at nothing to get what they want no matter what the means. You need to title this as humans are pigs and get over your gender.
Submitted by Sack_of_Antlers (user info) at 2007-03-01 13:13:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Thank you for that, I just shot coffee out of my nose and onto my keyboard with that. I'm gonna write that one down. And, -2 'cause Schlongy's right.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-01 13:00:03 (#)
Ranking: -2
I bet your pussy smells like the dumpster behind the McDonald's on the Hilton Parkway.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-01 13:00:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I bet your pussy smells like the dumpster behind the McDonald's on the Hilton Parkway.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-03-01 12:58:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This isn't a good alter. Try doing something interesting and believable, we're getting tired of the whole, 'idiot who can't spell' routine.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-03-01 12:39:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
right.
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2007-03-01 12:02:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you are the worst fucking alter ever
eat shit and die
your constant misspellings almost gave me a brain anuerism
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-01 12:01:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"My bf said i had the prettiest vagina like a flower"
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAH.
Im seriously dying here. Oh my gods and cats that was funny.
Submitted by zig (user info) at 2007-03-01 12:01:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Omm...
I think your boyfriend dumped you because you are possesive and uneducated. If my girl started bringing me lunch at work, I would dump her. Prompto. It's a sign that they're trying to run your life. AHH.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2007-03-01 11:55:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Your knot helpung the "we r smrter than them" argoomint by spelling like shit.
You know when you can't spell. Get a dictionary or run it through spellcheck. At least give the *illusion* that you aren't an total idiot.
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-03-01 11:47:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Your 'Experima'-character has a lot of better qualities ; spelling maybe the premium one ...
Altough i settle for just politeness and Netiquette . I have a dictionary anyway.
I rather would have been a pig, myself.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-03-01 11:41:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
men ARE pigs!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-03-01 11:38:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
i'll fuck you with my alterection!
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-03-01 11:37:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You put an 'h' in your vagina. That's so hot. What else do you put in there?
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-03-01 11:35:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
SHOW US YOUR TITS!
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-03-01 11:31:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
sigh
Submitted by Despina (user info) at 2007-03-01 11:31:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
YAH TATS WHAT I EXPETED U TO SAY YOURE MEN (PIGS) JUST WAIT TIL TEH LADIES SHOW UP, THEN ULL SEE
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-03-01 11:30:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Alter.
Submitted by Alcoholocaust (user info) at 2007-03-01 11:28:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
and for this: {b}
lame... F
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-03-01 11:27:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
They so are.
Submitted by Alcoholocaust (user info) at 2007-03-01 11:26:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
nobody wants your "vaghina"