Method, you’ve got some explaining to do (1184 hits)
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Submitted by Adam™ (View user info) at 2007-03-01 11:37:02 EST
As a part of a recent project to uncover Method's copious alters, I've had to step up my efforts a bit.
So I took a trip to NYC yesterday to do a little in person research on everyone's favorite Greek jewelry salesman.
OK, OK I might have been doing a LITLLE stalking.
But none of that matters, not after the fruit produced from my labor yesterday.
I followed George around the city as he stopped by various internet café's and retirement homes to log on to uber and post shenanigans with his approx. 37 alters. After roughly 8 hours of this I witnessed Method get into his yellow 87 Honda Civic and head down to the meat packing district. I had presumed to do a little meat packing himself.
How surprised was I when he actually picked up a female prostitute.
This defied all expectations.
I continued to follow him back to his place, and climbed the fire escape. I needed something that I could later use as blackmail material. What I ended up getting is a fucking meal ticket.
Attached is an audio clip of the evidence that I gathered against George Stanopopodopolous yesterday. I am selling the video, pictures, and other assorted evidences on ebay.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=180089040882
Oh and George.....
YOUR MOVE
Still wanna talk shit.mp3 (756 kB) [audio/mp3]
User Reviews
Submitted by zimm0r (user info) at 2007-03-15 19:08:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You're an alter Jerk OFF! Why is everyone so hateful.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-03-01 23:32:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-03-01 17:22:50 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-28 13:18:29 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-27 21:19:05 (#)
Ranking: 0
you're so busted, you idiot."""
how am i busted?
both versions mean what the same thing.
can you tell me the difference because i don't see any.
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no, they don't - in your original post, you said that some woman called you to sell you insurance. Then on this post, you said I called you to sell you insurance.
So which is it?
Were you lying then, or are you lying now? (or are you lying both times, which is probably more like the case)
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ZzzzzzZZZZZzzzzz
you're a fucking idiot. i explained it to you three times. i never said you called me for insurance. you must be related to jaypeg
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-03-01 20:38:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-01 16:54:52 (#)
Ranking: 0
OK...here's what I can surmise.
JonnyX, as usual, is calling people at work or emailing them. He then denies it. Or, maybe it's not really him.
It could be his boyfriend OathMeal.
Anyway you cut the cheese, JonnyX is irritating and Method and apollo are, from what I understand, in a heavy duty love affair.
Caul can't pass by a "Uber fight" without getting involved...so I have no idea what his problem is...wait, I think JonnyX tried arguing with Caul in French or something.
I hope this 100% accurate synopsis helped.
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With analytical skills like this, you definitely have a future as an historian.
Start with a pre-historic subject like yourself and see whether you like it.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-03-01 19:58:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2007-03-01 18:43:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I own some meat.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-03-01 17:22:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-28 13:18:29 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-27 21:19:05 (#)
Ranking: 0
you're so busted, you idiot."""
how am i busted?
both versions mean what the same thing.
can you tell me the difference because i don't see any.
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no, they don't - in your original post, you said that some woman called you to sell you insurance. Then on this post, you said I called you to sell you insurance.
So which is it?
Were you lying then, or are you lying now? (or are you lying both times, which is probably more like the case)
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-01 16:54:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
OK...here's what I can surmise.
JonnyX, as usual, is calling people at work or emailing them. He then denies it. Or, maybe it's not really him.
It could be his boyfriend OathMeal.
Anyway you cut the cheese, JonnyX is irritating and Method and apollo are, from what I understand, in a heavy duty love affair.
Caul can't pass by a "Uber fight" without getting involved...so I have no idea what his problem is...wait, I think JonnyX tried arguing with Caul in French or something.
I hope this 100% accurate synopsis helped.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-03-01 16:45:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Could someone give me the Cliff Notes version of what the hell is going on here?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-03-01 16:29:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-03-01 16:22:13 (#)
Ranking: 2
you already fucked it up, remember?
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how so...just because you can't read for shit doesn't i fucked it up.
i reexplained it to you.
you're a moron.
Submitted by Despina (user info) at 2007-03-01 16:26:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ewwww who is jonnyx and why does he keep using peopels first names like he knows them? He really scares me.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-03-01 16:22:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-03-01 16:14:42 (#)
Ranking: 0
jonnyx is like eric rice.
even though he stalked me, then put apollo in trouble...
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put in apollo in trouble for what?
Alain, nobody is buying your shenanigans anymore, you already fucked it up, remember?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-03-01 16:14:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
jonnyx is like eric rice.
even though he stalked me, then put apollo in trouble...he still comes here as if he was a normal dude.
if i was a freak like him, i'd hide in the dark...at least.
but like i said, he's the type of old man who would around a park on a sunday afternoon with his crotch for all to see just to terrify children and feel like a big man.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-03-01 16:12:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Tits
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-03-01 16:11:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
haha
Yeah, that's exactly what I need, stalko.
Get the fuck away from me, you disease stricken asshole.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-03-01 16:09:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-03-01 15:59:22 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-03-01 15:51:01 (#)
Ranking: 2
More Shenanigans are coming as well. Apollo and Method will dine out on this whole JonnyX thing for the next month or two.
Anyone who can't see straight through their lies needs to be shot in the face.
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YOU need to be shot in the face, horsecocksucker.
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so you're they aren't lying?
at least you admit it, creepo.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-03-01 15:59:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-03-01 15:51:01 (#)
Ranking: 2
More Shenanigans are coming as well. Apollo and Method will dine out on this whole JonnyX thing for the next month or two.
Anyone who can't see straight through their lies needs to be shot in the face.
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YOU need to be shot in the face, horsecocksucker.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-03-01 15:51:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
More Shenanigans are coming as well. Apollo and Method will dine out on this whole JonnyX thing for the next month or two.
Anyone who can't see straight through their lies needs to be shot in the face.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-03-01 15:08:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HA
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-03-01 14:58:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-03-01 14:39:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-03-01 14:38:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i've reigned in method by giving him super secret information.
i'm cool like that.
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2007-03-01 14:28:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Tr4ppedunderice (user info) at 2007-03-01 11:53:02 (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry Adam, I'd like to tell you how funny this was and retaliate, but I've changed my password and email address and logged out of uber forever. I'm not going to explain why, because that's gay, but thank you for this little tribute, and enjoy being married to your sister
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La vista, (V).
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-03-01 13:36:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I am so not buying that t-shirt from you. Your feedback rating is unimpressive. You've managed to thoroughly piss off 12 people in the last year and 35 people were by no means satisfied.
Shame on you!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-01 13:01:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Was he as greasy as he appears in all known photos of him?
Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-03-01 12:53:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
If method is the moaning bitch, then who is the guy saying 'delicious & tasty'?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-03-01 12:35:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
well that does sound JUST like him...
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2007-03-01 12:35:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
*cheese-Hater
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2007-03-01 12:35:06 EST (#)
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i think ist because of that crotchety old cheese-kater jonnyx. she's a freakshow
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-01 12:30:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Tr4ppedunderice (user info) at 2007-03-01 11:53:02 (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry Adam, I'd like to tell you how funny this was and retaliate, but I've changed my password and email address and logged out of uber forever. I'm not going to explain why, because that's gay, but thank you for this little tribute, and enjoy being married to your sister
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I'm blaming you for this.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-03-01 12:09:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Tr4ppedunderice (user info) at 2007-03-01 11:53:02 (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry Adam, I'd like to tell you how funny this was and retaliate, but I've changed my password and email address and logged out of uber forever. I'm not going to explain why, because that's gay, but thank you for this little tribute, and enjoy being married to your sister
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METHOD IS GONE? WTF
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-03-01 12:05:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
have another ...Priceless...
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-03-01 12:04:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sexual dealings....
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2007-03-01 11:59:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for bonus points
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2007-03-01 11:57:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
LOL
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-03-01 11:54:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Oh, right. It's Thursday.
Submitted by precision (user info) at 2007-03-01 11:53:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
the mental picture is making me throw up in my mouth a little
Submitted by Tr4ppedunderice (user info) at 2007-03-01 11:53:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry Adam, I'd like to tell you how funny this was and retaliate, but I've changed my password and email address and logged out of uber forever. I'm not going to explain why, because that's gay, but thank you for this little tribute, and enjoy being married to your sister
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-01 11:52:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sweet Jesus.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-03-01 11:50:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-03-01 11:41:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-03-01 11:40:49 (#)
Ranking: 2
wtf was that mp3
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That's Method and said prostitute, WTF indeed
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-03-01 11:40:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Generated a smirk.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-03-01 11:40:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
wtf was that mp3