God Visits - II (775 hits)
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Submitted by <docstar.at.pointless.field.com> (View user info) at 2003-07-09 11:07:23 EDT
Some months later there was a knock on my door. I answered it and was surprised to see God standing there. I have always believed in forgive and forget so I did not hesitate to ask him in for a coffee and a chat.
I asked God what had been happening. He talked at great length about what he had been doing for the past few months. The hours passed by as he told me of the souls he had saved and the wrongs he had righted.
After a while I asked him if he would like to see my photo albums. I had recently brought them down from the loft. I hadn't had a chance to look at them myself yet and thought it would be nice to share my life story with a friend.
God made his excuses and left. I guess he was never that interested in me anyway.
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Submitted by johnnyOZ (user info) at 2003-07-09 15:07:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What a fucking waste of energy to click on this stupidassed post.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2003-07-09 13:48:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by turveytopsy (user info) at 2003-07-09 13:20:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"God plays Halo on Legendary."
+2 for you sir
... but here's my question: If I play Halo on Legendary, does that make me God?
If so, everyone may donate an offering to the church of me.
Submitted by AngelGoddess (user info) at 2003-07-09 12:58:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Maybe God, will look down on me today, and let me win the 250 million dollar powerball.
I doubt it though.
Submitted by jwlmar10 (user info) at 2003-07-09 12:56:15 EDT (#)
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"God made his excuses and left. I guess he was never that interested in me anyway."
That makes 2 of us.
-2
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2003-07-09 12:31:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Its humor. I thought it was great. Something straight out of the www.yip.org archives.
Submitted by Murphy1844 (user info) at 2003-07-09 11:55:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Am I missing something please? What is this... fiction, science fiction, humor, what? Doesn't make a lick a' sense.
Submitted by Tony_Clifton (user info) at 2003-07-09 11:36:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
God creates dinosaurs.....God kills dinosaurs.....God creates Man.....Man creates Dinosuars....Dinosaurs go crazy 8 balloons with a drill and bread knife....Man runs screaming....Woman slaps him around the head and tells him to 'pull yourself together, were do you think you are, it's only a fucking lizard, sort it out, AND infront of the kids as well!'.....Man and Dinosaur have a knife fight in a phone booth.....God plays Halo on Legendary. At least thats what it say's in the Bible.
Submitted by PopNFresh (user info) at 2003-07-09 11:34:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
God can be such a dick sometimes
Just last week he made me lose the lottery
Submitted by streetpunk (user info) at 2003-07-09 11:32:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck that drunk cocksucker!!