I fart in your general direction (1244 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: -0.19 on 70 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by JonnyX (View user info) at 2007-03-01 18:11:44 EST
Yeah, I'm just not up for the shenanigans, fellas.
I mean, we already did the EXACT SAME THING in September, it seems kinda dumb to do the same thing all over again.
I mean, I know we've got a new crop of n00bs to fuck with, but Jeez, be somewhat original, willya?
You wouldn't take an old post from 7 months ago and repost it, why would you think doing the same shenanigans again is going to be amusing again? It was only barely amusing the first time, it surely isn't now.
Bottom line? I'll play along if its good shenanigans, but if you want the cheap, junior hi-skool hijinx, go get sicosemen involved - he loves doing that level of stuff.
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-03-07 12:42:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2007-03-07 09:29:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
*I'm* the one crying?
Listen up, buddy boy, I put in my two cents and left. You, however, are the dude still chasing it a literal week later. Seriously, JoeyG posted that first thing on the 28th. You've been pursuing my ONE comment for a week.
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'pursuing'?
What the fuck are you talking about, retard?
Yeah, you're the one crying right now - "Oh no, JonnyX is pursuing me - he's writing stuff on Ubersite, make him stop!"
Pathetic.
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2007-03-07 09:29:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
*I'm* the one crying?
Listen up, buddy boy, I put in my two cents and left. You, however, are the dude still chasing it a literal week later. Seriously, JoeyG posted that first thing on the 28th. You've been pursuing my ONE comment for a week.
Time to move on, Jon. I wouldn't want to start getting creepy phone calls, that means I might have to talk to Apollo for help. And no one wants to talk to Apollo.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-03-07 07:46:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't "do" the uberboard, you fucking urchin.
That's your department, pinko.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-03-06 19:54:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hey, thanks for the Uberboard link, Sfaggy! I appreciate the hits, my friend!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-03-06 19:50:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-03-06 17:27:36 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-21 13:34:49 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by jet_stream_nz (user info) at 2007-02-20 22:29:25 (#)
Ranking: -2
Leave now before some fuckwit gets your personal details and starts fucking around with them.
JonnyX is the kind of useless fuckhead who does shit like that. Hopefully one day he'll get within striking distance so someone can eliminate him from the degenerate gene pool from whence he came.
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you're top of the list, Sfagnum. I would fuck your shit up real good if I ever catch you.
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hahahaha
You are such a pathetic loser. Get a fucking life.
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and yet, here you are arguing with me - the best part of all of this, is that EVERYONE KNOWS that Sfagnum and his army of alters is the real pathetic loser - don't take my word for it, ask anyone...
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-03-06 17:27:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-21 13:34:49 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by jet_stream_nz (user info) at 2007-02-20 22:29:25 (#)
Ranking: -2
Leave now before some fuckwit gets your personal details and starts fucking around with them.
JonnyX is the kind of useless fuckhead who does shit like that. Hopefully one day he'll get within striking distance so someone can eliminate him from the degenerate gene pool from whence he came.
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you're top of the list, Sfagnum. I would fuck your shit up real good if I ever catch you.
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hahahaha
You are such a pathetic loser. Get a fucking life.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-03-02 20:21:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
OK, I care.
Zebra, who are you really? What are your other names on this site?
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-03-02 20:08:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
STFU Zebra, you fucking queer.
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-03-02 19:22:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Although I agree with Sphagnum about what a total loser JonnyX is, of course.
Just so we're clear.
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-03-02 19:20:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
hahaha
I certainly didn't mean to get caught in between you two uberfags.
I'll withdraw so you boys can be alone together.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-03-02 19:15:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Enjoy the heat, loser. It's the least we can do to allow you to justify your miserable little existence.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-03-02 19:01:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
JonnyX is constantly tricked by lame bullshit, witness his recent (for the second time, I believe) retal -2 against JoeyG because someone put something on the uberboard. (unless it really was JoeyG, which would be pretty fucking funny)
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actually, that's where you're wrong dipshit - I did that on purpose just to piss off FunnyAsCancer (which it did)
Thanks for the heat on my post, though.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-03-02 18:54:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You'd be surprised to know that I actually don't 'care'. You just made it obvious and I thought I'd point that out while people were having a discussion about it.
Don't get too overwhelmed by your own importance there, dipshit.
Nobody really gives a fuck who you are.
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-03-02 18:38:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
By the way, you idiots are trying to figure out the "identity" behind a random user name, which you believe to be...another random user name.
JonnyX is constantly tricked by lame bullshit, witness his recent (for the second time, I believe) retal -2 against JoeyG because someone put something on the uberboard. (unless it really was JoeyG, which would be pretty fucking funny)
And, of course, this recent belief I am Apollo because of the oldest trick in the uberbook, responding to a review as if he were me.
And Sphagnum is merely trying another trick, which is to claim knowledgE to "smoke out" the truth, as if his boast would somehow 'panic' me into revealing...another random user name.
It's rather funny that anyone would even care, and amazing no one has thought to just ask.
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-03-02 18:17:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Fag below
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-03-02 17:57:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-03-02 15:44:27 (#)
Ranking: 0
if it's not you - do you have any idea who it is?
seriously?
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old chum, I really have no idea, if indeed this is really happening.
I had assumed it was all total shenanigans since we had just played this exact same game 6 months ago.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-03-02 15:44:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
if it's not you - do you have any idea who it is?
seriously?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-03-02 13:36:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-03-01 20:44:58 (#)
Ranking: -2
I know who Zebra is by the way and it's the last person you'd expect it to be.
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you dont know anything, you loser.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-03-02 09:40:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ax...Watch zebra doesn't try to crumple you.
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2007-03-02 09:28:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Zebra is a trout.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-03-02 09:19:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm 98% sure Zebra is one of those four
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-03-02 09:04:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-03-01 23:39:43 (#)
Ranking: -2
I was talking about age
*****
The oldest ones on the site are
JoeDaddy
Me
Shlongy
BigMike
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-03-02 08:03:49 EST (#)
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that, but the F-hole bothers me, and the body is obese.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2007-03-02 00:12:14 EST (#)
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what if this Zebra actually IS a zebra????
you know, a stripey horse????????????
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-03-01 23:52:59 EST (#)
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I have an epiphone. not that kind though. Plus mine is red.
BECAUSE RED IS THE COLOUR
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-03-01 23:45:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
just dont buy a turquoise one
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-03-01 23:44:32 EST (#)
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Epiphones are the ugliest things in existence http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/be/Epiphone_Casino_VT.jpg
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-03-01 23:44:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Mad I say.
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-03-01 23:43:48 EST (#)
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Thanks Axy.
A high school kid thinks I'm intelligent and lucid.
I'm so happy.
As for you Sphagnum, why be coy?
Just out me and stop with the hints and tell me who I am.
The uncertainty is driving me mad.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-03-01 23:41:14 EST (#)
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just bored.
i'm off to sleep soon.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-03-01 23:39:43 EST (#)
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I was talking about age
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-03-01 23:37:39 EST (#)
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get a life axolotl...please
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-03-01 23:37:10 EST (#)
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who cares who he is...you don' tknow the person behind the original username either
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-03-01 23:36:22 EST (#)
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I probably won't get this. Like, 2004, 2005?
Anyone on this list:
Whatthehell
Zakalwe
PFF
Youarsoghey
Streetpunk
all I can think of, it's too late for listing and remembering.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-03-01 23:31:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Try older.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-03-01 23:29:24 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-03-01 20:44:58 (#)
Ranking: -2
I know who Zebra is by the way and it's the last person you'd expect it to be.
He gives up the game with some of his reviews, they sound an awful lot like one of our resident Uber addicts.
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Too intelligent to be Maltese, too lucid to be Greening...who else is Uber-addicted? Method? but he has a life outside Uber and it's cliche to expect all alters to be him.
I'm wondering now
Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2007-03-01 23:12:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh you didnt know.....................your ass better caaalllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll somebody!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-03-01 23:07:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-03-01 18:29:15 (#)
Ranking: -2
psycho
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-03-01 21:26:33 EST (#)
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The word down the alley says Zebra is Maltese....
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-03-01 21:25:23 EST (#)
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Too bad you worthless fucks need alters to write your shitty reviews.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-03-01 20:56:05 EST (#)
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Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-03-01 20:53:32 (#)
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So do I, but if I snitch him off, he'll snitch me off, and we'll end up with a great big snitch off.
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Cool, do it. I'll sell tickets and get the popcorn in.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-03-01 20:53:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
So do I, but if I snitch him off, he'll snitch me off, and we'll end up with a great big snitch off.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-03-01 20:44:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I know who Zebra is by the way and it's the last person you'd expect it to be.
He gives up the game with some of his reviews, they sound an awful lot like one of our resident Uber addicts.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-03-01 20:42:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-03-01 19:54:06 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-03-01 18:55:35 (#)
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Sounds familiar, huh JonnyX?
When Apollo was constantly accusing me of cheating in UberMadness the arguments went like this-
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Well, Jack...you *did* fucking cheat. So fine, you didn't cheat in the orginal way that it was reported, but you still did it so shut your fucking trap.
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Er...from the UMIV wrap-up post....
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-02-27 19:21:57 (#)
Ranking: 2
A good time was had by all
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Methinks Bart disagrees with Miss Berry.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-03-01 20:42:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Bottom line? I'll play along if its good shenanigans, but if you want the cheap, junior hi-skool hijinx, go get sicosemen involved - he loves doing that level of stuff.
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Yeah, cheap, junior hi-skool hijinx are a little too mature for a pre-pubscent queer like yourself.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-03-01 20:04:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-01 20:02:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I started to get suckered into it, but fuck it. I'm calling this on everyone...george, jamie, alain, and bret.....fuck you guys.
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-03-01 19:54:06 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-03-01 18:55:35 (#)
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Sounds familiar, huh JonnyX?
When Apollo was constantly accusing me of cheating in UberMadness the arguments went like this-
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Well, Jack...you *did* fucking cheat. So fine, you didn't cheat in the orginal way that it was reported, but you still did it so shut your fucking trap.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-03-01 19:48:37 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-03-01 19:31:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Children playing below.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-03-01 19:05:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-03-01 18:55:35 (#)
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Sounds familiar, huh JonnyX?
When Apollo was constantly accusing me of cheating in UberMadness the arguments went like this-
Apollo: JACK CHEATED!
Jack: Really? Prove it.
Apollo: HORSE IS JACK'S ALTER!
Jack: I said prove it.
Apollo: JACK CHEATED!
Jack: Does the constant repetition of bullshit actually produce results in your world?
Apollo: HORSE IS JACK'S ALTER!
Jack: *taps fingers, waits for proof*
Zebra: JACK CHEATED!
Apollo: AHAHA! SEE? JACK CHEATED!
Jack: For fuck sake...
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yeah, Caul's taken a page out of the same playbook - he actually admitted to doing it on one of his reviews.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-03-01 18:56:01 EST (#)
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She's got a zit on her tit.
Would that be called a tizit?
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-03-01 18:55:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
IP logs! PROOF!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
FAIRY MASON IS ON MY CASE!
OH NOES!
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-03-01 18:55:35 EST (#)
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Sounds familiar, huh JonnyX?
When Apollo was constantly accusing me of cheating in UberMadness the arguments went like this-
Apollo: JACK CHEATED!
Jack: Really? Prove it.
Apollo: HORSE IS JACK'S ALTER!
Jack: I said prove it.
Apollo: JACK CHEATED!
Jack: Does the constant repetition of bullshit actually produce results in your world?
Apollo: HORSE IS JACK'S ALTER!
Jack: *taps fingers, waits for proof*
Zebra: JACK CHEATED!
Apollo: AHAHA! SEE? JACK CHEATED!
Jack: For fuck sake...
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-03-01 18:50:38 EST (#)
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Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-03-01 18:47:57 (#)
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ahahahahahaha
YOU are the proof you are a fucking moron.
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See what I mean? You make accusations, but where is your proof? Surely, there's an IP trail, phone logs, ANYTHING?
But there isn't anything, is there?
Don't waste my time with bogus shenanigans Jamie, you're capable of so much better.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-03-01 18:50:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I didn't read this post
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-03-01 18:47:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
ahahahahahaha
YOU are the proof you are a fucking moron.
Proof. Jesus.
I'll get right on that, Fairy Mason.
PROOF!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-03-01 18:44:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
JonnyX obviously uses the uberboard like that thing now about Caulaincourt's pay. And anyone who does lame shit like that would also probably....
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'probably'?
PROOF, motherfucka, where's your PROOF!?
We already know there are MANY people out there who love to imitate others, and do so ALL THE TIME.
How stupid are you, Jamie? Nobody's falling for this crap.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2007-03-01 18:42:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Risky, but you like the risk.
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-03-01 18:42:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
JonnyX alter below
Submitted by Comfortably_Numb (user info) at 2007-03-01 18:37:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
MMMMM Tasty.
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2007-03-01 18:37:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm not sure why, but this got to me
Submitted by tiaprae (user info) at 2007-03-01 18:36:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for blonde with a nice rack
Submitted by manic_impressive (user info) at 2007-03-01 18:34:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Honestly, what the fuck are you talking about?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-03-01 18:31:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-03-01 18:30:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
goddamn! 10 seconds, mate!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-03-01 18:29:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
psycho
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-03-01 18:29:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Sorry, Jonny. I couldn't resist.
JonnyX obviously uses the uberboard like that thing now about Caulaincourt's pay. And anyone who does lame shit like that would also probably call people at work and send stuff just to fuck with them.
Further proof Jonny's a dumbass: he thinks Apollo and I are the same person because Apollo responded to a review meant for me, which is the oldest trick in the book.
But Apollo fucked it up because I reviewed three seconds before him, (http://www.ubersite.com/m/98953#2323957) but since I was conversing with McCallum at the time and he got so worked up he actually made a post about it, for christ's sake, Jonny believed it, too.
Since McCallum got so worked up over it, I just stopped using caps and started calling him old egg and he is even more convinced. Like here: http://www.ubersite.com/m/99286#2331805
I am amazed at how stupid these guys are.
Hey, this turned out pretty cool. I can bash the two dumbest motherfuckers here in the same review.
Now that I'm on the subject, McCallum steals from Stephen King and a shitload of other authors.
Even in the fucking reviews!
I noticed he called someone "Sonny-Jim" in a derogatory manner, which Stephen King uses for his characters all the time.
Goddamn, he even plagiarizes his insults! Jesus.
Now, to plagiarize McCallum:
If I could control the font, the following would be in much bigger type.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-01 18:18:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck you, my shens are harmful to some people.
Jonny, I sincerely hope that it isn't you behind the lot of this shit..ol' chap...I really do.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-01 18:13:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd fuck the pair of 'em.