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Attn: Rob Berg (922 hits)

Category: Romance

Rating: 1.21 on 45 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Rob Berg (View user info) at 2007-03-01 19:11:17 EST



You win.


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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-03-20 23:55:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by BadASCII (user info) at 2007-03-20 22:23:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Rob Berg is a size queen.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-03-03 14:52:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-03-03 07:21:21 (#)
Ranking: 0

I HATES the moving.

I loved to move this time, i was kinda leaving the trashheap. Just the active part of it, i guess i saved a little too much history of my life ...

New life reporting for duty, sir !

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Awesome. I'm a 'junk' collector myself. Glad to hear it.

>salutes<


Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-03-03 07:21:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-03-02 14:31:04 (#)
Ranking: 0

HOORAY for mental breakdowns!

WOOO!



I HATES the moving.

I loved to move this time, i was kinda leaving the trashheap. Just the active part of it, i guess i saved a little too much history of my life ...

New life reporting for duty, sir !

C ya , rob !


Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-03-02 14:31:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-03-02 11:45:51 (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-03-01 23:46:48 (#)
Ranking: 2


Baby earthquake! +2s all around!


Sounds like QUAKERBABY...i'M FRESH OUT OF +2'S FOR NON-SPECTACULAR POSTS...


And finally everything in the house is moved to the new house . Now i can have my mental breakdown...

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HOORAY for mental breakdowns!

WOOO!



I HATES the moving.


Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-03-02 14:23:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2007-03-02 04:45:16 (#)
Ranking: 0

I like your posts Rob, but this wasn't as funny as sawmpy's and I gave him a +1.

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I think that is more than fair.

His post was definitely funnier.


Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-03-02 11:45:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-03-01 23:46:48 (#)
Ranking: 2


Baby earthquake! +2s all around!


Sounds like QUAKERBABY...i'M FRESH OUT OF +2'S FOR NON-SPECTACULAR POSTS...


And finally everything in the house is moved to the new house . Now i can have my mental breakdown...


Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-03-02 11:39:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

heh heh.


you get it, my friend.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-03-02 09:10:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

MY OTHER HERO!

*swoons again*

Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2007-03-02 04:45:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

*swampy's

Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2007-03-02 04:45:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I like your posts Rob, but this wasn't as funny as sawmpy's and I gave him a +1.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-02 00:10:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

You're a fucking idiot but interestingly enough, I liked this one.

Submitted by tiaprae (user info) at 2007-03-02 00:00:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Is there a prize to this contest?

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-03-01 23:46:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2


Baby earthquake! +2s all around!


Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-03-01 23:20:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2


>joy!<


Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-03-01 23:18:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-03-01 20:31:33 (#)
Ranking: 0




Of course, the ratings ultimately mean nothing to me - however, the act of someone giving me a +2 usually makes me feel warm and fuzzy.

It's like a little e-hump. With lube.

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True. Consider this one good thrust.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-03-01 23:14:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by BadSamaritan87 (user info) at 2007-03-01 23:07:47 (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

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And who might you be?


Submitted by BadSamaritan87 (user info) at 2007-03-01 23:07:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-03-01 22:47:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-03-01 19:34:31 (#)
Ranking: 2

In that case, I'm just leaving for dinner. Mmmmm. Chicken.

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WHOOOOOOOOO Chicken!!!!!!

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-03-01 22:01:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-03-01 20:42:46 (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm gonna jump back in here and add that the SPT title is always helpful for those of us that are currently celebrating Friday.

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True.






Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-03-01 20:42:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm gonna jump back in here and add that the SPT title is always helpful for those of us that are currently celebrating Friday.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-03-01 20:31:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0


... although in all fairness, the effect would have been ruined with an (SPT) label.

I was goin' for implied SPT protection by virtue of today, in fact, being Thursday.




Of course, the ratings ultimately mean nothing to me - however, the act of someone giving me a +2 usually makes me feel warm and fuzzy.

It's like a little e-hump. With lube.


Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-03-01 20:25:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-01 20:23:53 (#)
Ranking: 0

Standing Uber Rule # 23: All posts to be submitted on event days must be labeled properly or are free targets for -2.

Examples: Zombie Post Tuesday (ZPT)[retired]
Art Post Wednesday (APW)
Shit Post Thursday (SPT)
Bandwagon Fridays (BWF)

Sorry Rob, rules is rules.

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doh.



Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-01 20:23:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Standing Uber Rule # 23: All posts to be submitted on event days must be labeled properly or are free targets for -2.

Examples: Zombie Post Tuesday (ZPT)[retired]
Art Post Wednesday (APW)
Shit Post Thursday (SPT)
Bandwagon Fridays (BWF)

Sorry Rob, rules is rules.

Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-03-01 20:05:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

ATTN: UBER

If anyone else is leaving, I'll gladly take your info and post random stuff that will confuse the hell out of each and every viewer.

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-03-01 20:05:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2



Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-01 20:02:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Fantastic.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-03-01 19:57:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-03-01 19:45:39 (#)
Ranking: 2

oh for fucks sakes have a +2 then.

since when is -2ing a post with merely two words such a no-no thing to do? It was crap and even with the link, it wasn't funny.

and i don't wander around in a perpetual snit, i..it...shit.

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My bad - I wasn't campaigning for a changed score - this was a shit post, but it IS Thursday so I thought it would be funny.



On the whole "Wandering" tip - I wasn't just referring to this post, you legitimately seem like yer angry all the time.



But I'm encouraged to see that isn't the case - nice work proving me wrong!


Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-03-01 19:49:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Shameless Hitwhore : http://www.ubersite.com/m/99282#2331657

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-03-01 19:48:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You certainly do, champ!

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-03-01 19:45:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-03-01 19:34:49 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-03-01 19:23:44 (#)
Ranking: -2

i don't get it.

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Good thing you have an anonymous website to deposit all your petty frustrations, huh?

I'm curious, do you find wandering around this place in a perpetual snit therapeutic?

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oh for fucks sakes have a +2 then.

since when is -2ing a post with merely two words such a no-no thing to do? It was crap and even with the link, it wasn't funny.

and i don't wander around in a perpetual snit, i..it...shit.

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-03-01 19:35:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Everybody wins in our little uber-special olympics.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-03-01 19:34:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-03-01 19:23:44 (#)
Ranking: -2

i don't get it.

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Good thing you have an anonymous website to deposit all your petty frustrations, huh?

I'm curious, do you find wandering around this place in a perpetual snit therapeutic?


Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-03-01 19:34:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

In that case, I'm just leaving for dinner. Mmmmm. Chicken.

Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-03-01 19:28:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-03-01 19:27:08 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-03-01 19:24:38 (#)
Ranking: 2

Ahahaha! And I was just thinking of leaving this place.

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That would make me sad.
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Me too

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-03-01 19:27:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-03-01 19:24:38 (#)
Ranking: 2

Ahahaha! And I was just thinking of leaving this place.

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That would make me sad.


Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-03-01 19:26:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-03-01 19:23:44 (#)
Ranking: -2

i don't get it.

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http://www.ubersite.com/m/99288


Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-03-01 19:25:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Hey now...

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-03-01 19:24:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

fag below

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-03-01 19:24:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Ahahaha! And I was just thinking of leaving this place.

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-03-01 19:23:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

i don't get it.

Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-03-01 19:20:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

i laughed. spt and shit.

Submitted by FlakMonkey (user info) at 2007-03-01 19:13:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

you kick ass rob.



Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-03-01 19:12:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0


...it IS Thursday, after all.


Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-03-01 19:11:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2


YAY!



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