763 Hits Celebration! (453 hits)
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Submitted by paul_anthony (View user info) at 2007-03-02 00:48:39 EST
Wow 763 hits,
I was going to wait until I hit closer to the 815 mark to post, but what the fuck.
As I look over my post history I can't help but feel pretty nostalgic about my time here at Ubersite.
I clearly remember first registering here back in Late Feb 2007! Man. Those were the times! Of course it's all changed so much now, all the 'new crowd' and such... I often wonder "What happened to all the old faces?".
Man we had a lot of fun, there was the time Scott let me feel his tits while I was fucking him (he lets you do that you know), or the time we loaded potatoes into the tennis ball machine to shoot them into our ass and Peter turned around to see if it was lined up properly and got shot right in the fucking eye! Come on Rob, you were there!
Of course in my time I've seen it all, from post 99023 all the way through to post 99306. Good times man. Good times.
So I'll guess I'll probably retire now, oh, I'll stop in from time to time and post here and there but I can't really devote as much time to Uber anymore :(
FUCK, that is so weird... They just started playing 'wind beneath my wings' on the radio and that song suits this post so well. I think I might cry a little.
By the way I have another Larry story for you crazy mo fo's
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Larry was in the lunchroom one day looking for his lunch,
"I HAVE A SPECIFIC CALORIE CONTROLLED LUNCH AND SOMEBODY HAS TAKEN IT" said the fat fuck in his monotone voice.
'Oh for fucks sake Larry' I thought, a dozen krispy kremes and a 6 pack of pepsi hardly qualifies as a calorie controlled lunch, unless the calories are designed to kill you before you turn 40 of course.
I had placed fatty's lunch on the top shelf of a large commercial sized fridge, right up the back in fact, knowing he wouldn't be able to reach all the way into the back with his large gut in the way and his pudgy fat short arms waving frantically to get to his food.
"Check up the back Larry" I said.
"DUH I CAN'T REACH" said Larry helplessly
"FUCK, I'll get it then" He had fucked up my latest prank by simply being too stupid to reach into a fridge. As I passed Larry I took out the pen I kept in my top pocket and stabbed him through the left eye.
User Reviews
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-03-05 20:49:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Gold (well the first part anyway)
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-03-04 02:05:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2007-03-03 05:42:56 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by paul_anthony (user info) at 2007-03-02 01:14:55 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2007-03-02 00:53:52 (#)
Ranking: -2
This is crap.
You're not funny, you never will be.
You're nowhere in the vacinity of original (this has been done by a hundred retards who probably drool less than you)
Kill yourself forever.
-2 Die
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Suck my cock,
Come back when you've got 763 hits asshat.
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AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAhahahhaa...you're funny.
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Yup.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2007-03-03 05:42:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by paul_anthony (user info) at 2007-03-02 01:14:55 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2007-03-02 00:53:52 (#)
Ranking: -2
This is crap.
You're not funny, you never will be.
You're nowhere in the vacinity of original (this has been done by a hundred retards who probably drool less than you)
Kill yourself forever.
-2 Die
_________
Suck my cock,
Come back when you've got 763 hits asshat.
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AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAhahahhaa...you're funny.
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2007-03-03 04:44:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Not even mildly amusing
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-03-02 15:49:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hahaha
You should get someone to animate your Larry stories.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-03-02 15:47:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
damn has it really been that long?
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2007-03-02 15:38:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
kind of leaves you nowhere to go...
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-03-02 14:45:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-03-02 14:45:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2007-03-02 13:42:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
part 1
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-03-02 12:29:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ok...this was very good, actually.
You've captuerd the 'Spirit of Uber', well done.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-03-02 09:09:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-03-02 08:56:05 (#)
Ranking: 2
You need to make Larry into a regular internet series.
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Gotta love me some Larry
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-03-02 08:56:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You need to make Larry into a regular internet series.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-03-02 08:50:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hahah
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2007-03-02 08:34:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
A classic before its time
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-03-02 08:23:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-02 08:23:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I can't believe I laughed at this.
I must still be drunk.
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2007-03-02 08:13:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I clearly remember first registering here back in Late Feb 2007!
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So you are one of the Uber Elite?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-02 07:38:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2007-03-02 07:16:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by deelo (user info) at 2007-03-02 02:48:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i barely remember my 763rd..i was so fucked up..too much celebration
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-03-02 01:33:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Fuck Larry.
Don't leave.
I'm going to sleep.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-03-02 01:19:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
haha
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-03-02 01:15:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by paul_anthony (user info) at 2007-03-02 01:14:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2007-03-02 00:53:52 (#)
Ranking: -2
This is crap.
You're not funny, you never will be.
You're nowhere in the vacinity of original (this has been done by a hundred retards who probably drool less than you)
Kill yourself forever.
-2 Die
_________
Suck my cock,
Come back when you've got 763 hits asshat.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-03-02 01:10:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ok, that first part was fucking funny.
Well done.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-03-02 01:08:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
i read the title and the first line and they made me laugh. i stopped there so as not to be disappointed. looking at the reviews, im glad i did.
Submitted by BadSamaritan87 (user info) at 2007-03-02 01:00:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-03-02 01:00:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2007-03-02 00:53:52 (#)
Ranking: -2
....
Kill yourself forever.
-2 Die
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Bwahahahahaha
Submitted by tiaprae (user info) at 2007-03-02 00:58:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I liked the first Larry story...the rest weren't as good, this wasn't at all.
You didn't last here very long huh?
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2007-03-02 00:53:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This is crap.
You're not funny, you never will be.
You're nowhere in the vacinity of original (this has been done by a hundred retards who probably drool less than you)
Kill yourself forever.
-2 Die