Why do men wake up with erections? (JPEG Content) (855 hits)
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Submitted by PoBz_UK (View user info) at 2007-03-02 03:49:37 EST
The age old question!!
Is it because you in bed with a slamming hotty?
Our survey says ehuh
Is it because you just woke up from a great dream?
Our survey says ehuh
Is it because you just can't keep your hands off yourself whilst your asleep?
Our survey says ehuh
The official reason is
A morning erection, often called 'morning glory,' is a reflex reaction initiated by the bladder. Guys get an erection in the morning because it is their bodies way of letting them know they need to pee.... Ironically, you can't pee when you have a erection, so I don't understand that one lol
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Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-03-03 00:36:51 EST (#)
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morning wood doesnt stop one from peeing, you jsut gotta lean into it
you cant shit with one though... well you can, its jsut not comfy jamming your wood in the bowl resting againsed the front porcelin.... its not good
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-03-02 19:04:17 EST (#)
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Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-03-02 13:02:34 (#)
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hell if i had my way i'd walk around with a huge boner all day
as it is now, i just walk around with a tiny boner all day
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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-03-02 19:03:36 EST (#)
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Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-03-02 12:51:24 (#)
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yes you can pee when your penis is erect.
get your facts correct. Until the sympathetic nerve system starts on overdrive to prepare for ejaculation, you can pee, even if you dick is fully erect.
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Exactly
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-03-02 14:42:39 EST (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-02 14:10:08 EST (#)
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I've peed with an erection too many times to count, most of them being in your girlfriend's ass.
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2007-03-02 13:39:01 EST (#)
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cos they dream about me too much
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-03-02 13:29:09 EST (#)
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I prevents them pissing themselves when asleep.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-03-02 13:02:34 EST (#)
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hell if i had my way i'd walk around with a huge boner all day
as it is now, i just walk around with a tiny boner all day
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-03-02 12:51:24 EST (#)
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yes you can pee when your penis is erect.
get your facts correct. Until the sympathetic nerve system starts on overdrive to prepare for ejaculation, you can pee, even if you dick is fully erect.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-02 12:50:28 EST (#)
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Pillow Pants
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-03-02 12:44:36 EST (#)
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so their women can use them as a towel rack.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2007-03-02 12:30:23 EST (#)
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Submitted by PoBz_UK (View user info) at 2007-03-02 03:49:37
you can't pee when you have a erection
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yes you can, but your bathroom ceiling ends up looking like shit
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2007-03-02 12:01:08 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-03-02 11:25:07 EST (#)
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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-03-02 03:54:27 (#)
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I frequently pee while erect
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u wet your bed??? eeew
Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2007-03-02 11:19:34 EST (#)
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Submitted by tiaprae (user info) at 2007-03-02 10:15:03 (#)
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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-03-02 03:54:27 (#)
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I frequently pee while erect
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I can't get the picture of you trying to bend your wood down out of my head. it shall be an interesting morning.
Submitted by sir_cowman (user info) at 2007-03-02 10:20:38 EST (#)
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RONG!
It's cos the there's this special kind of magical beings that live in your room. They come out just before you wake up, and they touch your no-no place. They're called "Wood Nymphs". It's true
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Ha ha ha, he mispelled wrong!
Submitted by tiaprae (user info) at 2007-03-02 10:15:03 EST (#)
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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-03-02 03:54:27 (#)
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I frequently pee while erect
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I can't get the picture of you trying to bend your wood down out of my head. it shall be an interesting morning.
Submitted by mynameisandy (user info) at 2007-03-02 10:00:13 EST (#)
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Shakespear called it 'Piss Proud', apparently.
The term "Taking the piss" is supposed to come from just that. Like, "Ha Ha, old man! You only have a boner 'cos you need a piss!" Which would, in turn, deflate their boner, and take the piss out of them.
That may all be tosh.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-03-02 08:47:07 EST (#)
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Morning wood.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-02 08:19:50 EST (#)
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Because we can.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-03-02 07:43:49 EST (#)
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RONG!
It's cos the there's this special kind of magical beings that live in your room. They come out just before you wake up, and they touch your no-no place. They're called "Wood Nymphs". It's true!
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-03-02 07:33:27 EST (#)
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Well, I guess I was curious...
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2007-03-02 07:22:29 EST (#)
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I was wondering why that was.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-03-02 07:20:43 EST (#)
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Submitted by WookieSuave (user info) at 2007-03-02 04:52:44 (#)
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Now the real question is, at 25 years old, if I stop masturbating and/or having sex for a prolonged period of time, will I start to have wet dreams again?
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Yep!
So I have been told, I wouldn't know of course because I have sex like everday, sometimes more than once; in fact I'm rarely not having sex.
I will go now.
Submitted by pobz (user info) at 2007-03-02 07:11:10 EST (#)
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All this -2 hate it was the filename that did it wasn't it!
I still do that!
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Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-03-02 04:42:57 (#)
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I used to just stick my boner under the elastic of my boxer shorts to hide it on the way to the bathroom until the time I forgot to wear a shirt
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-03-02 07:04:48 EST (#)
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I would normally -2 something like this, but hey, it's 4AM and, you know...
Say, there's a full moon out there, lighting up the back yard. No better time to be naked and erect.
Hopefully the neighbors won't call the cops on me again.
Submitted by WookieSuave (user info) at 2007-03-02 04:52:44 EST (#)
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It's an evolution thing..... We get the erection becuase you CAN'T pee.....
A lot less wetting the bed that way.
Now the real question is, at 25 years old, if I stop masturbating and/or having sex for a prolonged period of time, will I start to have wet dreams again?
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-03-02 04:42:57 EST (#)
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I used to just stick my boner under the elastic of my boxer shorts to hide it on the way to the bathroom until the time I forgot to wear a shirt
Submitted by GMCrayon (user info) at 2007-03-02 04:36:33 EST (#)
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lol
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-03-02 04:34:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by Mike-Mc (user info) at 2007-03-02 04:03:30 EST (#)
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Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-03-02 04:01:00 EST (#)
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lol!!11!!111!!!!!1
skitch! back to myspace with you!
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-03-02 03:54:27 EST (#)
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I frequently pee while erect
Submitted by deelo (user info) at 2007-03-02 03:51:33 EST (#)
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reminded me of the beginning of 40-year-old virgin