Shlongy offered me sex, but I turned him down. (913 hits)
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Submitted by Swamp Donkey (View user info) at 2007-03-02 13:39:35 EST
face down.
that's all i have for now.
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Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-03-06 20:31:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
wow, some things never change.
Submitted by manic_impressive (user info) at 2007-03-04 00:37:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I LOLed
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-03-04 00:14:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Worthless pile of shit.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-03-02 21:31:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-03-02 17:51:51 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-03-02 14:56:50 (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-03-02 14:47:43 (#)
Ranking: 2
go git em, Swampy
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look at you...you're disgusting
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what, are you jealous, mon vieux?
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Oh, you guys. You guys, you crack me up, you guys.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-03-02 21:19:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Zebra called me a brown-noser. Sorry.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-03-02 19:54:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2007-03-02 19:45:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2007-03-02 19:19:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-02 13:41:17 (#)
Ranking: 0
Funny joke, minus name drop, rated according....
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-03-02 18:59:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Claiming knowledge of the identity of an alter always leads to the revelation of the person behind the keyboard.
I love you swampy, let's make out.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2007-03-02 18:14:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Move on
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-02 17:54:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-03-02 15:58:46 (#)
Ranking: -2
-2. Nobody refuses Shlongy sex.
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I've got the blood(and semen) stained mattress to prove it.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-03-02 17:51:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-03-02 14:56:50 (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-03-02 14:47:43 (#)
Ranking: 2
go git em, Swampy
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look at you...you're disgusting
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what, are you jealous, mon vieux?
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-03-02 15:58:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
-2. Nobody refuses Shlongy sex.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-02 15:20:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Did your boyfriend help you write this post???
It's HILARIOUS!
Keep up the good work, in between icing down your engorged sphincter and picking out linen patterns for you and Mr. Right.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-03-02 14:58:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
weak
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-03-02 14:56:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-03-02 14:47:43 (#)
Ranking: 2
go git em, Swampy
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look at you...you're disgusting
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-03-02 14:47:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
go git em, Swampy
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-03-02 14:38:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Heard it before.
Submitted by mossimo1213 (user info) at 2007-03-02 14:35:55 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-03-02 14:33:04 EST (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-03-02 14:28:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
yup, it did.
Submitted by deelo (user info) at 2007-03-02 14:07:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-03-02 13:56:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you think you'll ever stfu about shlongy?
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-03-02 13:46:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
i snickered
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-02 13:45:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You wore the whole "one liner" thing out yesterday.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2007-03-02 13:43:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2007-03-02 13:42:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-02 13:41:17 (#)
Ranking: 0
Funny joke, minus name drop, rated according....
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not name dropping if its true
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-02 13:41:17 EST (#)
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Funny joke, minus name drop, rated according....
Submitted by Comfortably_Numb (user info) at 2007-03-02 13:41:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Not as funny as the anus in gayness.