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Submitted by Lib (View user info) at 2007-03-02 14:48:45 EST


Cat in the Hat is 50 today

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Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2009-05-17 13:48:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Road I do remember that one but not the name. I had a dream when I was little that a goose pulled me out of bed tied me to a tree and laid and egg on my head. It was the most terrifing dream,for the life of me I don't know why. Now I know where it came from : )

Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-05-11 14:38:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Do you know the name of the Seuss story about the boy who claimed to his teacher that he was late to school because a bird laid an egg in his hair?
I think it could be "Timmy Is Late"?

I know a lady in her 80's who recites wonderfully well, I have her on tape telling this story. It is touching not only because she is such a skilled storyteller, but because she also was a school teacher herself once.
The telling of stories in the oral tradition is art of the highest order, in my opinion.

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-11-21 15:14:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

i see you were off to a rousing start.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-02 15:21:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Coincidentally, so is the underwear I'm sporting today!

Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-03-02 15:08:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-03-02 15:07:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I will not rate you with +2,

This post is garbage, even poo.

Post something better, you stupid guy.

Until you do, here's "-2 DIE."


Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-02 15:01:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

As Stallone said in Assassins: Happy birthday, asshole.

Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-03-02 14:56:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Thank you for sharing! Please don't do it again!

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-02 14:53:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Happy(-2)Birthday

Submitted by tiaprae (user info) at 2007-03-02 14:53:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-03-02 14:52:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0



Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-03-02 14:52:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

too lazy to post properly, eh

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-02 14:49:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

well this is fucking worthless....

-2DIE


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