DPf: wooooooooooo (775 hits)
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Submitted by Bob (View user info) at 2007-03-02 23:29:52 EST
bob tried som of the ab sinthe that he bought from itale and isn't doing too well. he saw a ' faery in the fuking exsit sign of his dorm room and the faeyr asked him to help him becuse h e was lost a but bob dindt know wheere neverlsnd ranch wsa so he tokd th faury t[ fuck off. but them pan came and saus whre thee fuck us tje fairy and bob stabbbbes him in teh face.
teh ends
woo.1.1.1
Ps' absinthfucking rocks. ita leik bacrdi 1511 an shrroms in one.
woo!1!
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Submitted by brokenlizard534 (user info) at 2007-03-03 15:48:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
sounds like someone had a really great or really horrible night.
absinthe will fuck you up.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-03-03 15:38:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-03-03 15:24:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-03-02 23:40:48 (#)
Ranking: 2
I hope that you're doing the water + sugar cube + ice thing, other wise it tastes like you're drinking Simple Green.
PS Yuengling rocks
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Yeah, I thought it tasted like simple green, too. The difference is that Simple Green will clean grease and break dust so well it's ridiculous. I always carry a bottle in my trunk.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-03-03 15:12:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i tried absinthe once and all i saw was the floor coming into contact with my face.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-03-03 15:05:28 EST (#)
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holy fuck...
it wasnt me?
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-03-03 01:09:17 EST (#)
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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-03-02 23:40:48 (#)
Ranking: 2
I hope that you're doing the water + sugar cube + ice thing, other wise it tastes like you're drinking Simple Green.
PS Yuengling rocks
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Yuenglng is amazing. I madt sur ui had it tognith.
Whoevaer said absinthee doesnt haluctinate, try lamer or king of spirts version. 30-50mh thujom per botle insted of normal 10mg.
its insanse. try it an youlls ee.
Submitted by BadSamaritan87 (user info) at 2007-03-03 00:39:06 EST (#)
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Submitted by manic_impressive (user info) at 2007-03-03 00:03:12 (#)
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Submitted by BadSamaritan87 (user info) at 2007-03-02 23:56:30 (#)
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Absinthe does not have any effects beyond that of regular alcohol.
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A 19 year old would know.
Ive never hallucinated either.
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Number 1, I'm 20. So, nyah.
Number 2, look at any somewhat respectable, modern source and you will see that the alcohol content of any Absinthe would kill you a couple times over before you would have consumed enough thujone to feel any effects.
Submitted by manic_impressive (user info) at 2007-03-03 00:03:12 EST (#)
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Submitted by BadSamaritan87 (user info) at 2007-03-02 23:56:30 (#)
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Absinthe does not have any effects beyond that of regular alcohol.
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A 19 year old would know.
Ive never hallucinated either.
Submitted by BadSamaritan87 (user info) at 2007-03-02 23:56:30 EST (#)
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Absinthe does not have any effects beyond that of regular alcohol.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-03-02 23:41:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Green Fairy was the type I had, I remember.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-03-02 23:40:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I hope that you're doing the water + sugar cube + ice thing, other wise it tastes like you're drinking Simple Green.
PS Yuengling rocks
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-03-02 23:38:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
but them pan came and saus whre thee fuck us tje fairy and bob stabbbbes him in teh face.
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hahahahahaha
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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-03-02 23:37:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fake or not, this is a pretty funny drunk post. I say fake because I've tried absinthe in reasonable quantities twice now and didn't hallucinate, though maybe this has to do with the type as B_bob said.
The only difference I noticed between it and other strong liquor is that when I woke up the next morning, my arms were still drunk, and remained so for the rest of the day. I was stone sober but my arms were drunk for twice the usual period of time.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-03-02 23:36:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
yea, i havw king of spirts. i thank its chezh.
i also have lamer whcih is french but will fuck yuo up.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-03-02 23:36:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Never tried it. Not sure I will. But I can appreciate it.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-03-02 23:34:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I thought that the only psychoactive absinthe is the Czech (or is it Polish?) stuff? I tripped my balls off on that stuff once.