Bandwagon this! (928 hits)
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Submitted by Jack McCallum (View user info) at 2007-03-04 02:14:41 EST
Fuck you and your bandwagons!
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Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-03-05 19:08:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn you, Jack. Now *I* have to go!
Submitted by precision (user info) at 2007-03-05 16:12:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Such high quality audoio, you could almost hear the "shake"
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-03-05 15:13:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
*pinches nose*..."why don't you bandwagon this mothafucka!"
you sound like a pussy jack.
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-03-05 13:27:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
jonny, lungfish was kidding around.
so was apollo when he tricked poor jacqueline into thinking he was me.
so sorry your intellect precludes a proper comprehension of events, old egg.
have you read encyclopedia brown and the case of the aging hermaphrodite?
i believe you might have a lawsuit, old chum.
chip chip cheerio and all that rubbish.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-03-05 13:03:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-03-04 03:31:14 (#)
Ranking: 2
Zebra's an awesome chick.
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Zebra is Apollo, numbnuts
Submitted by mynameisandy (user info) at 2007-03-05 11:17:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Beautiful!
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-03-05 09:19:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-03-04 15:19:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-03-04 09:59:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Tractor detected an average of 150 beats per minute in this creation !
Hitwhore : http://www.etisrebu.com
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-03-04 06:47:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-03-04 02:22:18 (#)
Ranking: 2
Hardest I've laughed all day.
I hate the bandwagons too.
My opinions mean nothing.
You sound scary.
I still like you, even though you're a right-wing feller.
Where's FG?
You have an awesome dad.
I'm drunk...again.
I'm a good typist.
Fake boobs suck.
You might have a prostate problem.
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I woke up. This is what I meant to say. Jeez I can be rude.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-03-04 03:47:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Maybe I WILL bandwagon this, motherfucker.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-03-04 03:34:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuckin cat...
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-03-04 03:31:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Zebra's an awesome chick.
I'm listening to Tom Jones. If I had panties, I'd throw them at my computer screen.
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-03-04 03:25:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
There are many reasons for a weak urinary stream seen in older males. The fact that you have these problems may be a reason for you to see a Urologist. There are several tests that a Urologist can do to evaluate and tell you if there is a problem besides the fact you are a forty-seven year old virgin.
These tests are listed below:
1) cystoscopy- this is a lighted telescope that can look directly at the urethra, prostate and bladder. This test would eliminate the possibility of a urethral stricture(narrowing) or a primary bladder neck(high bladder neck) Both of these conditions could lead to a weak stream and a stricture may account for your weak ejaculation. Cystoscopy is a very simple test and is performed every day without complications. Gay porn will also help.
2)Pressure flow study(urodynamics)- This study would indicate whether your problem is from an obstruction or if the weak urine flow is from a weak bladder muscle. This test involves placement of a urinary catheter, which is slightly less painful than reading one of your long, boring stories.
3)Uroflow- A simple test where you urinate into a collection bin and this is related to time. This test can suggest an obstruction, but cannot tell you why. It is a bigger mystery than your win in UMIV.
In regards to your weak ejaculation, as mentioned above you may have a stricture. Due to the amount of fluid(5ml upper limits of normal) I would say that all of you glands are contributing to the ejaculate and that your problem is more in the force needed to expel the fluid. It would be important to know if you ever had any pelvic surgery or trauma. Is there any pain associated with your ejaculations? I mean, other than the painful rejection you experience during your lunch hour outside the elementary school near your office.
I do not think that there is any urgency at this time to determine the cause of your weak stream and ejaculations since you obviously have not been sexually active for decades, however you may be more at risk in the future for routine urologic problems that occur in older males.
This information is provided for general medical educational purposes only. Please consult your physician for diagnostic and treatment options pertaining to your specific medical condition.
*keyword:Weak Ejaculation
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-03-04 03:14:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey Zebra. Welcome to my chat room...AKA Jack's post on a Saturday night. This place is dead. I'm never doing the Gabbly thing again though. Gave me a fucking headache, and made me gay...temporarily, I must admit.
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-03-04 03:11:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
SETTLE DOWN LUNGFISH, FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!
YOU'LL WAKE DESDEMONA
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-03-04 03:11:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-03-03 22:30:58 (#)
Ranking: 2
p.s I want Lishy pass it on
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-03-04 03:01:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Microphones in the bathroom are UNSANITARY.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-03-04 02:42:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-03-04 02:41:45 (#)
Ranking: 2
AAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
ZEBRA'S BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-03-04 02:41:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you'll be back up again in an hour
http://www.depend.com/products/products_male.asp
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-03-04 02:38:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-03-04 02:36:22 (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't know why, but that was funny.
You sound like a serial killer.
Lungfish drinks entirely too much.
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You're just jealous.
But you're right. Only on the weekends, however. I have a family to support and shit.
I love weekends.
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-03-04 02:36:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't know why, but that was funny.
You sound like a serial killer.
Lungfish drinks entirely too much.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2007-03-04 02:26:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2LIVE
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-03-04 02:22:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hardest I've laughed all day.
I hate the bandwagons too.
My opinions mean nothing.
You sound scary.
I still like you, even though you're a right-wing fuck.
Where's FG?
You have an awesome dad.
I'm drunk...again.
I'm a good typist.
Fake boobs suck.
You might have a prostate problem.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-03-04 02:16:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Piss on all bandwagons!
I'm going to bed.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-03-04 02:16:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Damn, I nearly pissed on the floor.
Wouldn't be the first time.