I Have No Heart (1894 hits)
Category: RomanceLabels: camwhore
Rating: 1.53 on 83 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by darko (View user info) at 2007-03-04 10:36:50 EST
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Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-07-27 09:58:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this was a good post
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-03-11 23:09:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This post is underrated.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-03-11 22:58:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by justagirl27 (user info) at 2007-03-06 22:14:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-03-06 16:32:01 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by justagirl27 (user info) at 2007-03-06 02:38:44 (#)
Ranking: 0
ilikesteak - who says i'm NOT stalking you ;)
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And yet you've never camped my posts, or even said hi.
They've also said you're on gabbly quite often, which is untrue, because I'd know. I know everything.
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well hi there then! also "they" must be imagining things, i've spent maybe a total of a half hour on gabbly in my whole life.
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That's odd. I spend about a half hour gabbly per day, because I have no life.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-03-10 21:25:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy crap! :( Sorry to hear that. No wonder you didn't answer me..you were in the friggin hospital. I hope you're doing better....
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2007-03-08 20:46:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i recently bought a pipe just like that one
Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2007-03-07 11:27:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ew drama.
remember me and coley still heart you, and we gots enough heart for all three of us!!! :)
Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2007-03-07 11:21:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
beano was trying to tell you, you need to have sex other places than your couch or your bed, there is a whole planet out there surly you can take time out of your day to do it in the park, in a dressing room at the gap even in the stairwell at school.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-03-07 08:34:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I love Darko
Not in THAT though way, you understnad
Submitted by justagirl27 (user info) at 2007-03-06 22:14:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-03-06 16:32:01 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by justagirl27 (user info) at 2007-03-06 02:38:44 (#)
Ranking: 0
ilikesteak - who says i'm NOT stalking you ;)
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And yet you've never camped my posts, or even said hi.
They've also said you're on gabbly quite often, which is untrue, because I'd know. I know everything.
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well hi there then! also "they" must be imagining things, i've spent maybe a total of a half hour on gabbly in my whole life.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-03-06 16:32:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by justagirl27 (user info) at 2007-03-06 02:38:44 (#)
Ranking: 0
ilikesteak - who says i'm NOT stalking you ;)
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And yet you've never camped my posts, or even said hi.
They've also said you're on gabbly quite often, which is untrue, because I'd know. I know everything.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-06 14:45:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Is this an Uber inside joke?
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-03-06 12:01:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This is not gay green_ugly, THIS is gay http://www.ubersite.com/m/89633
Submitted by greEn_uGly (user info) at 2007-03-06 11:41:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
god damn this is gay, you are gay
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-03-06 06:19:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahahaha Sorry Darko. This is just what I meant though.
*runs to get a coke to go with the popcorn*
p.s. Feeling for you, because real life shouldn't have anything to do with Uber life.
Submitted by justagirl27 (user info) at 2007-03-06 02:38:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ilikesteak - who says i'm NOT stalking you ;)
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-03-05 22:51:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Possibly... the greatest post ever.
PS. Ma-ti was only 12? Shit. I knew he was the youngest, but dude. That means the other ones could have been my age. So conceivably, I am expected to have a chance with that Russian chick. That's depressing.
PPS. Give darko back his ratings.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-03-05 22:50:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-03-05 22:49:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-03-05 22:28:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by justagirl27 (user info) at 2007-03-05 13:51:33 (#)
Ranking: 0
i read just about every post on uber when i'm bored, i'm just too lazy to rate them unless i really like them. and i thought yours was fun. i could give 2 shits if you want to talk to me or not, becaues if i wanted to talk to you i would do so. doooon't worry i won't rate you again geez.
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YOU LYING WHORE!
If you
a. Read every post on uber when you're bored.
and
b. Rate them if you really like them.
Then clearly you would have both camped all of my posts endlessly, and stalked me in at least a minor degree.
Also, what the hell is wrong with you. Nobody says "doooon't" or anything else with extended vowels without capitalisation. What, are you too good to use the shift key? It's like you're four. And if you ARE four, I've got some great candy in the back of my van waiting for you.
Submitted by triplewolf (user info) at 2007-03-05 20:42:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Put the pipe in a brown paper bag, leave it under the paper box on the corner of winchester and first...the shirt...remember the shirt...it will show up sometime later (if not - smell the burn)
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2007-03-05 20:36:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
attn ghey menz?
Submitted by deelo (user info) at 2007-03-05 20:06:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
poor guy dont have a heart..have a +2
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2007-03-05 16:09:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 alone for the flute boy poster
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-03-05 15:56:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Stop being such grumps, both of you. If you don't like each other, just say 'lick my backwax, dopey' and move on, not paying attention to them... Or something.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-03-05 14:40:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Now we are talking.
I'm very proud.
Row below.
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Submitted by justagirl27 (user info) at 2007-03-05 13:51:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i read just about every post on uber when i'm bored, i'm just too lazy to rate them unless i really like them. and i thought yours was fun. i could give 2 shits if you want to talk to me or not, becaues if i wanted to talk to you i would do so. doooon't worry i won't rate you again geez.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-03-05 13:43:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
How do I need to get over myself? If you want to talk to me, you know how to get ahold of me. Just because I would ignore you if you tried, doesn't mean you get to go and do this. There is no point in you rating my posts. It's just bullshit on your part. We get in a fight where I say I don't want to talk to you anymore, and you go out of your way to review a post of mine.
It's not like you're a regular on here, and can say but I was just reading and I thought... You NEVER rate posts, and most likely logged in just so you could rate this.
It was a bullshit more on your part thinking that I would come off as a dick if I said anything about you on here to your seemingly innocent review. I don't care that you come to this site, I don't care that you talk to people on here. It's not like I have ownership of anything here other than my posts. But don't be doing calculated shit like this.
Submitted by justagirl27 (user info) at 2007-03-05 13:33:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
oh good grief get over yourself
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-03-05 12:36:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-03-05 12:04:14 (#)
Ranking: 0
F. She is myspace friends with coley.
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DONT GO DRAGGING ME INTo THIS
:)
<3
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-03-05 12:04:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
A. her votes don't count.
B. she comes round every year and votes in the majority of ubermadness entries, unike horse who votes soley on jack's.
C. I never tell her which one is mine, it's just that obvious.
D. I've mentioned her before at http://www.ubersite.com/m/72057 where she even commented.
E. She fucking goes on gabbly on here.
F. She is myspace friends with coley.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2007-03-05 12:00:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Doesn't look like you have any shame either.
Submitted by gank (user info) at 2007-03-05 11:25:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-03-05 08:35:11 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-03-05 07:37:21 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-03-05 07:31:58 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by justagirl27 (user info) at 2007-03-04 13:29:57 (#)
Ranking: 2
cute shirt
--------------------- </justagirl27>
please keep off my posts
____________________ </darko>
Please forgive me this, but I'm bored stupid and this had the whiff of drama.Whats the story?
*sits back and munches on pop corn*
____________________ </littlemonster>
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LittleMonster: she's my ex-girlfriend, from back in my pre-uber days.
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Most likely, "she" is your alter, that you use to vote on Ubermadness entries.
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/moreinfo.cgi?uber=justagirl27
</gank>
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-03-05 09:43:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-03-05 08:35:11 (#)
Ranking: 0
LittleMonster: she's my ex-girlfriend, from back in my pre-uber days.
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Woah... NOW THIS IS FUN..!!
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-03-05 08:49:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh damn. Pre-uber. That was quite a while ago, no?
Do you want me to Monster roar at her until she goes away? You were very polite though. Good for you!
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-03-05 08:35:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Bob: I'm definitely in if someone starts a league. Wallstreet did it last year, somehow I doubt he'll be doing it this year.
LittleMonster: she's my ex-girlfriend, from back in my pre-uber days.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-03-05 07:50:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
We doing any fantasy baseball this season?
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-03-05 07:37:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-03-05 07:31:58 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by justagirl27 (user info) at 2007-03-04 13:29:57 (#)
Ranking: 2
cute shirt
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please keep off my posts
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Please forgive me this, but I'm bored stupid and this had the whiff of drama.Whats the story?
*sits back and munches on pop corn*
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-03-05 07:31:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by justagirl27 (user info) at 2007-03-04 13:29:57 (#)
Ranking: 2
cute shirt
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please keep off my posts
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2007-03-05 05:56:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That's why you shouldn't wear your heart on something with sleeves...
Submitted by phauna (user info) at 2007-03-05 05:56:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
In the desert
I saw a creature
-naked and bestial-
who, squatting upon the ground,
held his heart in his hands
and ate of it
I asked, "Is it good, friend?"
"It is bitter, bitter," he replied.
"But I like it because it is bitter,
and I like it because it is my heart."
- Stephen Crane -
Submitted by jfreakman (user info) at 2007-03-05 03:45:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2007-03-05 03:23:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Darko reads Questionable Content.
YOU INDIE EMO WEB COMIC SLUT.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-03-05 01:02:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You look like a gayer version of a homosexual
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-03-04 22:35:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
give the man a shirt
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-03-04 18:36:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Clever
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-03-04 18:28:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Shouldn't it be more like -1CRIPPLING INJURY? I mean, -2 is DIE.
Anyway, +2TRANSPLANT
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2007-03-04 18:00:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
-1 for not having Magic Man
Submitted by FlakMonkey (user info) at 2007-03-04 17:25:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm banned
</3
Submitted by TheScaryGuy11 (user info) at 2007-03-04 17:19:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-03-04 10:48:31 (#)
Ranking: 2
Captain Planet is by far the gheyist of all superheroes.
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Aquaman gives him a run for his money.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-03-04 16:43:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-03-04 16:18:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
lawl
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2007-03-04 15:48:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Congrats on winning Top 4 in the arbitrary "top uberposter in Michigan" competion.
What's the prize structure like?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-03-04 15:42:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
oooooooooooooooooooooooooH......
Barra-CUDA!
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2007-03-04 15:30:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
awwwww.....you look like you'd make a good snuggle bunny.
Submitted by garudave (user info) at 2007-03-04 15:25:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-03-04 15:00:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-03-02 18:03:11 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-02 18:00:54 (#)
Ranking: 1
I still have a crush on Coley.
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clearly you have some semblance of a heart left.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-03-04 14:59:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-03-04 14:50:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Auto +2 granddad pipe.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-03-04 14:13:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That was darko-tastic.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-03-04 14:09:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
<3 darko
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-04 14:06:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Go dildo your mouth.
Submitted by justagirl27 (user info) at 2007-03-04 13:29:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
cute shirt
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-03-04 13:04:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2007-03-04 13:01:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
1.5
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2007-03-04 13:00:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-03-04 12:21:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-03-04 12:20:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I too have no heart.
-1DIE!
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-03-04 12:19:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Like fuck is he getting fat.
*blushes*
He looks just fine from where I'm standing.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2007-03-04 12:16:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Awwww.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-03-04 12:08:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I should warn you that you're getting fat
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-03-04 11:49:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-03-04 11:06:09 (#)
Ranking: 2
beano......how can you resist that face?
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This is going to cost him.
Maybe the pipe.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-03-04 11:48:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry, I missed this. I was out cleaning my car with this torn up t-shi..... oh.
wait....
Nothing.
Submitted by STIXS (user info) at 2007-03-04 11:40:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-03-04 11:31:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
But try to understand, try to understand
Try, try, try to understand
He's a magic man, mama..
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-03-04 11:31:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2007-03-04 11:11:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-03-04 11:08:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahahahaha.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-03-04 11:06:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
beano......how can you resist that face?
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-03-04 10:57:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hehe russian slut
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-03-04 10:51:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
When a man's an empty kettle
He should be on his mettle
And yet I'm torn apart
Just because I'm presumin'
That I could be kind-a human
If I only had a heart.
I'd be tender, I'd be gentle
And awful sentimental
Regarding love and art
I'd be friends with the sparrows
And the boy who shoots the arrows,
If I only had a heart.
Picture me ... a balcony ...
Above a voice sings low--
Wherefore art thou, Romeo?
I hear a beat.
How sweet!
Just to register emotion.
"Jealousy," "devotion"
And really feel the part
I could stay young and chipper
And I'd lock it with a zipper
If I only had a heart.
Submitted by damunzy (user info) at 2007-03-04 10:48:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Much more than just a smile, it gave me a heart....on. ;)
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-03-04 10:48:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Captain Planet is by far the gheyist of all superheroes.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-03-04 10:40:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
So emo.