Are you a type A or type B? (669 hits)
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Submitted by paul_anthony (View user info) at 2007-03-05 17:00:53 EST
In all my years this Earth, I have realised that generalising people is wrong, but it also makes likfe a lot easier to generalise people - that way you don't have to spend time working out whether or not they are worth having a friend (Type A) or if they are worth avoiding (Type B).
Over the years I have worked in many different call centres. I find the work easy and comfortable and I guess homos like me are attracted to his kind of work.
The thing about call centres is they seem to attract a high proportion of recently out of school (or community college) kids. I have developed a mental questionnaire to help determine if these kids are Type A or Type B:
Question 1. So, whaddya think of those 'fast and the furious' movies?
Question 2. That is all.
So simple, and it hasn't failed me yet. I have found that kinds of people I do not like at work actually think that these movies 'rock' or are perhaps 'way cool'.
I suppose I coudask them if they watch American Idol, but plenty of people watch that to laugh at people - not because they are rooting for anyone.
I could ask if they think Rush Limbaugh presents a 'fair and balanced view' but most of these kids haven't heard of Rush.
They all seem to know those fucking fast and furious movies though.
"I live my life one quarter mile at a time"
WTF? thats supposed to be a line? Thats character development is it? Vin Diesel managing not to drool and delivering the line without asking for a nap is certainly a huge achievment, but c'mon how fucking dumb does someone have to be not to call a movie out when a line like that is uttered.
When I was a kid we had 'The Lost Boys' - the Corey and Corey movies etc. Even looking bck now these can be appreciated, they are fun movies. Movies today are all about trying to look tough - usually in a bright pink or green car. Thats not really tough though, I'm gay and trust me those types of cars are so beyond gay they have their own homosexual sub-classification.
FAGS BELOW
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Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2007-03-08 04:26:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Im type 'O' my fucking god im great
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2007-03-08 04:11:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You snivelling little arse-punched faggot.
Your attempts at posting are merely fragile mutterings, begging your obvious need for acceptance, which will be forever shackled by your fucking pathetic inability to write about anything but the passing on of years of your own received abuse to some fat guy who has the misfortune to work with a fag like yourself.
So in summation, you degenerate phone/cock jockey, crawl back to the fucking ditch you dragged yourself out from, and start praying to your long suferring whore of a mother for a long overdue post-natal abortion.
Failing that, try finding an oven and jump in. I've heard it works.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-03-06 23:56:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah how did that movie get filmed without someone, anyone, working on the set saying to the director and actors, "what the fuck are you blathering about?"
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-03-06 23:49:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
where else can you see a guy type in his laptop and modify his car durng a race while the other guy realising that he is going to get beaten, flip open a seat lid and turn a knob after racing nose to nose with some guy ... in a supposed 8 second run
i wish i was able to use "8 seconds" so efficiently
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-06 07:40:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm type (F), you?
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-03-06 07:05:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-03-06 06:59:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I gotta admit: it makes sense.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-03-05 23:17:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I quite enjoyed the first Fast and the Furious movie for its camp value. It's the same reason I loved Varsity Blues, Top Gun, and Cry Baby.
Parts 2 and 3, however, were lame.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-03-05 22:33:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-03-05 20:59:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
gay
Submitted by ampersand (user info) at 2007-03-05 20:51:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I hope vin diesel rapes you in the ass so hard that you both die.
Submitted by MidnightToSix (user info) at 2007-03-05 20:32:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I don't have hepatitis.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-05 20:31:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Answer to question 1 - I fucking hate them, and all movies in a similar genre, too.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2007-03-05 20:18:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
recently i watched "the science of sleep"
it was fun.
"I like your boobs. They're very friendly and unpretentious."
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-03-05 20:12:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Gayest story by the gayest man.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-03-05 19:49:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2007-03-05 19:47:34 (#)
Ranking: 0
i had to grow up watching Andy's Gang with: Twang Your Magic Twanger Froggie!!!
thousands of little pee-pees were never the same after that
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joedaddy just cracked me up. Again. Have a +2.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2007-03-05 19:47:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i had to grow up watching Andy's Gang with: Twang Your Magic Twanger Froggie!!!
thousands of little pee-pees were never the same after that
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2007-03-05 19:28:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Damn it Crystle. I gotta reading the other review first...
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-03-05 19:01:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by paul_anthony (user info) at 2007-03-05 17:28:08 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-05 17:26:08 (#)
Ranking: 2
Fast and the Furious was shitty.
I always appreciate when a fag calls something gay.
Fucking hilarious.
....not that there's anything wrong with that.
________
It usually gets a laugh out of my straight friends too, but sometimes things can only be described as gay. theres no other term to use.
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Yeah, so why did you lose your mud when I said it?
Submitted by paul_anthony (user info) at 2007-03-05 17:10:39 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-03-05 17:06:42 (#)
Ranking: 0
When I was a kid we had 'The Lost Boys' - the Corey and Corey movies etc. Even looking bck now these can be appreciated, they are fun movies. Movies today are all about trying to look tough...
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Are you shitting me? everyone in that movie looks gay as fuck. They used as much hair gel in that movie as Caulaincourt used in the last year*.
Next time reference Stand by Me.
*You may be new, so that reference means they used a LOT.
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Fuck you, I'M GAY AS FUCK.
IF your only crtique of the Lost boys is they used to much gel then I think it surpasses fast and furious any day.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-03-05 18:57:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
ps, I've never seen the Fast and Furious movies. Don't think I will either.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-03-05 18:56:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I enjoyed, but I'm all out of free +2s for the time being.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-03-05 18:52:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Rush is right.
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2007-03-05 18:14:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm O neg.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-03-05 17:51:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"I live my life one quarter mile at a time"
WTF? thats supposed to be a line?
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It is a line. If somebody said "flibberty jibberty coconut milk", that would be a line too. And you can extract a little bit of meaning out of either one. Living life a quarter mile at a time just means that he likes a quarter mile of dick up his ass at all times.
Anyway, I also dont think youre in any position to judge others, so enjoy this zero bomb.
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-03-05 17:29:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by paul_anthony (user info) at 2007-03-05 17:28:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-05 17:26:08 (#)
Ranking: 2
Fast and the Furious was shitty.
I always appreciate when a fag calls something gay.
Fucking hilarious.
....not that there's anything wrong with that.
________
It usually gets a laugh out of my straight friends too, but sometimes things can only be described as gay. theres no other term to use.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-05 17:26:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fast and the Furious was shitty.
I always appreciate when a fag calls something gay.
Fucking hilarious.
....not that there's anything wrong with that.
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-03-05 17:25:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-03-05 17:06:03 (#)
Ranking: 1
There is some truth in this
Submitted by paul_anthony (user info) at 2007-03-05 17:23:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-03-05 17:12:29 (#)
Ranking: 0
"Over the years I have worked in many different call centres"
AHHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAH
AHHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAAHA
I really don't think you're in a position to judge anyone
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Hey, I gave my reasons for working in call centres.
Its not as if I'm selling discounted long distance plans
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-03-05 17:22:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
neither - O negative
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2007-03-05 17:18:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"Over the years I have worked in many different call centres"
AHHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAH
AHHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAAHA
I really don't think you're in a position to judge anyone
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-03-05 17:12:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"Over the years I have worked in many different call centres"
AHHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAH
AHHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAAHA
I really don't think you're in a position to judge anyone
Submitted by paul_anthony (user info) at 2007-03-05 17:10:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-03-05 17:06:42 (#)
Ranking: 0
When I was a kid we had 'The Lost Boys' - the Corey and Corey movies etc. Even looking bck now these can be appreciated, they are fun movies. Movies today are all about trying to look tough...
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Are you shitting me? everyone in that movie looks gay as fuck. They used as much hair gel in that movie as Caulaincourt used in the last year*.
Next time reference Stand by Me.
*You may be new, so that reference means they used a LOT.
________
Fuck you, I'M GAY AS FUCK.
IF your only crtique of the Lost boys is they used to much gel then I think it surpasses fast and furious any day.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-03-05 17:10:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You're a Type C - for CORNHOLER
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-03-05 17:06:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
When I was a kid we had 'The Lost Boys' - the Corey and Corey movies etc. Even looking bck now these can be appreciated, they are fun movies. Movies today are all about trying to look tough...
--
Are you shitting me? everyone in that movie looks gay as fuck. They used as much hair gel in that movie as Caulaincourt used in the last year*.
Next time reference Stand by Me.
*You may be new, so that reference means they used a LOT.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-03-05 17:06:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
There is some truth in this
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2007-03-05 17:04:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah, if he lived his life one quarter mile at a time he would go slower.