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I Think This Whore's a Robot (1129 hits)

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Rating: 1.32 on 35 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by charminglybeef (View user info) at 2007-03-05 20:22:11 EST


Inspired by yet another android-prostitute dream.

More volume = more better.

I think this whore's a robot.mp3 (4 MB) [audio/mpg]

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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-04-23 21:49:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

*checks time*

Am..am I being stood up?

I thought he liked me.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-03-27 00:04:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/96976#2258108

<3

Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-03-14 09:25:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Boy, I don't know. You gotta be pretty desperate to make it with a robot.

-- Homer Simpson
Selma's Choice



Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-03-11 08:03:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by charminglybeef (user info) at 2007-03-11 00:02:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Mix masta -- mix fasta!


48 sec's and under way... And you??


Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-03-06 23:51:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

when you jam at joe's girage.......


all i can think of




cy-borg....gimme that, gimme that....cyyyyyyyy borrrrg..........





Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-03-06 20:20:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by charminglybeef (user info) at 2007-03-05 22:21:21 (#)
Ranking: 0

The only thing you need to know about football is that Barca is gonna embarrass Liverpool at home.




you were saying?

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-03-06 10:02:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Nice work.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-06 07:38:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Giving the benefit of the doubt.

Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-03-06 06:48:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Got my speakers... Must say, I liked the previous better. Also i miss lyrics, or samples to emulate that. (actually, it's more a theme i'm looking for)
Maybe that's just your style, And i should shut the fuck up!

You're creations remind me of the landscape channel, or that 'ambient'-stream, that's been hot in the lounging-scene... Good after-chilling stuff!

Very enjoyable, and inspirational.

I've got a new one coming up, as soon as my internet at home is back up again.
Check messmind for that, should be tommorrow or the day after.



Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-03-06 05:41:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Considering the previous, Have a +2 now, and another tonite...


Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2007-03-05 23:45:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

OMG

http://www.ubersite.com/m/92966

Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2007-03-05 23:31:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

This was cool, it's actually frighteningly seductive to sit around and just screw with GarageBand instead of reading proposals or preparing lectures.

This was going to be a +2 except I really really really really wanted to hear some dialogue involving the title, like part of a trailer from a movie that was never made. What Blade Runner would have been if it had been a Traci Lords film or something.

Except, I see the title words in a speech bubble. There's a graphic novel waiting to be written here. Illustrated by the bastard offspring of Dave McKean and Ralph Steadman.

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-03-05 22:32:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

New toy.

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-03-05 22:32:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0



Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-03-05 22:26:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

mysterious like a fox.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-03-05 22:23:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Understandable. I have the same concern and never thought I would, either..and then the next thing you know..

Anyway, I figure I could explain my way out of all of it if need be. And really- Frozen Shit Dildo was Fucking Glorious..you should be proud of it.

Stagger is also all mysterious that way. I only know what he looks like because I stalked him until we became friends.

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-03-05 22:20:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

on the MAC? Damn.

Submitted by charminglybeef (user info) at 2007-03-05 22:18:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I made this in GarageBand on the mac.

Submitted by charminglybeef (user info) at 2007-03-05 22:18:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I don't think I'll ever camwhore.

There needs to be something separating me as a person from me as a person here.



In other words, this embarrasses me. I feel like I'm twelve years old and people could someday link all of this to me as a person. It's a horrifying thought. Next in line to be the Prime Minister and those rotten conservative poo-flingers dig up my 'Frozen Shit Dildo' story and fuck ME in the ass with it.

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-03-05 22:17:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

You hear that, Nick? Take THAT, you cunt.

Now if only I had his voice.

Beef, what did you use to make this?

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-03-05 22:11:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Stagger_Lee is better looking than Nick Cave.

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-03-05 22:11:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

not patronising at all.

no, not really.

Submitted by charminglybeef (user info) at 2007-03-05 22:10:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Now you're patronizing.

Do you really look like Nick Cave?

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-03-05 22:09:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

*coughahem*camwhore*cough

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-03-05 22:08:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Well, isn't all this lovely?

Submitted by charminglybeef (user info) at 2007-03-05 22:07:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Yeah, sorry, I got that, I just don't think I made it very clear.

I meant, thank you, as in thank you for your praise, and that I thought my ubermadness post was a cool post and I think this is a cool post and I think pretty much everything I post is cool.

And don't fret -- I'm working towards breaking out like you suggested.

Actually putting my voice out there is something else entirely though. Like, new levels of vulnerability and embarrassment.





Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-03-05 22:00:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

erm, actually, I thought your ubermadness entry was hella cool.

This wasn't my cup of tea, needed some vocals to make it work for me. I kept expecting you to bust in and let fly but it just never happened.

Sorry to mispraise you.

Submitted by charminglybeef (user info) at 2007-03-05 21:58:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Thank you, Stagger.

I thought this was hella cool too. Probably because I can't believe that I actually made it.

... not that that says anything for its quality.

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-03-05 21:44:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I was hoping for it to be a clip of you reading something, like your ubermadness entry. That was hella cool.

Submitted by charminglybeef (user info) at 2007-03-05 20:44:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

ahh!

I try to avoid the NST NST NST NST.

I like to make beats that are oddly pleasing, as opposed to pleasing, oddly...

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-03-05 20:36:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

As is the electronic beat ubiquitous in much electronica. It's not here, but I like to say it anyway because I always have to dance when I do and dancing happies me.

Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-03-05 20:36:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utwLDgb3DSQ&mode=related&search=

Submitted by charminglybeef (user info) at 2007-03-05 20:31:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

NST?

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-03-05 20:30:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

NST NST NST NST

This is pretty cool. My best friend makes electronic music, but with much very cool sampling- mostly of spoken word files, cartoons, etc. It's good.

Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2007-03-05 20:25:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

http://www.philipkdick.com/covers/android1.jpg


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