Suburban Gangsta'... A Satire (493 hits)
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Submitted by mossimo1213 (View user info) at 2007-03-05 21:36:34 EST
"Yo yo yo my hommmmiiieee! What's good in tha hood?" said Eugene who sported a flat billed hat.
"Sup G?" said Earl who showed off his boxers by wearing his pants around his thighs and wife beater ending where his pants started.
"Yo dog, check out my new gear!" exclaimed Eugene while he started spinning his new diamond encrusted spinner necklace.
Moms and Pops bought it for me cash money this Christmas. Them suckas' is stupid. They drop dough for me no matta what," Eugene went on to explain.
"Damn dog. Yo man, how you do it. My rents only buy me shizz like, I dunno, once a monf o' so," Earl lamented.
"Bro, lemme spit this fo' ya. Alls you gotta do, is complain, complain, and complain some mo' till they can't take yo' stupid ass no mo', and then you got the world."
"Nah man, I tried that bull, and they acted tha foo' on me. Sendin' me to mah room and all. Shizz man, I dunno if I can take it any mo'. It's all like bein' a slave bro! All dem damn chores, cleanin' mah room, bringin' down laundry. It's a tough life fo' a hood rat." Earl's parents recently grounded him because they caught him smoking marijuana.
"Damn B, I dunno how you stuck out that jail time. I mean, yous only got a comp wif a crap connection, an' a 36 inch TV. How you get by wifout no pool or nofin'?" Eugene inquired.
"Dawg, I got no idea how I pulled that strech out. I-" Earl got cut off by the rattling of the gate to his community. His dad pulled his Lotus into the drive and yelled out the window. "Earl! Get inside. Your mother had the chef whip up some sushi and caviar. Your favorite!" with that his dad pulled into the garage.
"Peace dawg. I'm out." Earl said to Eugene.
"Lata' homie. I think my ma made some steaks. I'll text ya lata."
They both strutted back to their respective million dollar homes to eat off their day china and sleep in beds custom made for their current body shape and size. Ah, the life of the suburban gangsta'.
Know anyone like this? I sure do.
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Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-03-06 23:52:24 EST (#)
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This wasn't funny when ICP did it.
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2007-03-06 23:37:40 EST (#)
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hilarity!
Submitted by mossimo1213 (user info) at 2007-03-06 07:45:40 EST (#)
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Seriously, how is this happening? Kinda freaky, huh?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-06 07:34:43 EST (#)
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How long are you going to stay signed in?
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2007-03-06 06:44:21 EST (#)
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would have been better if you hadn't pointed out the obvious in the title
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2007-03-06 02:15:45 EST (#)
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Oh yea. This is brand new.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-03-06 00:44:05 EST (#)
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You worked hard for your D.
Submitted by MidnightToSix (user info) at 2007-03-05 23:42:41 EST (#)
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To reiterate:
a) if you have to label something as something it isn't
b) this isn't really satire
Really, this was more painful than entertaining... which satire should be.
Submitted by Gunslinger (user info) at 2007-03-05 23:07:58 EST (#)
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but do they have REESE'S FOR BREAKFAST??
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-03-05 22:56:35 EST (#)
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A satire, huh?
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-03-05 22:48:19 EST (#)
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ps, Pirates could happen to anyone. - T.S.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-03-05 22:33:47 EST (#)
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Or farcical satire.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-03-05 22:32:51 EST (#)
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A satirical farce, then.
I couldn't be less interested, but thanks Uniter.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-03-05 22:31:55 EST (#)
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This is satire because you are using irony to ridicule.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-03-05 22:30:30 EST (#)
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damn it feels good to be a gangsta
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-03-05 22:24:39 EST (#)
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Farce, maybe. I don't know.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-03-05 22:22:50 EST (#)
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sssshhhh beef, apollo's going to explode.
Submitted by charminglybeef (user info) at 2007-03-05 22:21:21 EST (#)
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The only thing you need to know about football is that Barca is gonna embarrass Liverpool at home.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-03-05 22:21:02 EST (#)
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hey, I'd have preferred to beat you 4-0 (or at least, you know, PLAY WELL), but fuck it, at this stage of the season, I'll take whatever.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2007-03-05 22:21:01 EST (#)
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the rap/gangster industry would collapse without the parents money of these lost fools
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-03-05 22:18:34 EST (#)
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a) if you have to label something as something it isn't
b) this isn't really satire
c) stagger lee knows fuck all about football
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-03-05 22:17:04 EST (#)
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Aight.
Submitted by mossimo1213 (user info) at 2007-03-05 22:16:20 EST (#)
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On this hand out our teacher gave us there were a bunch of definations of satire. I went for the Lampoon type. It's defined as "generally refers to a very harsh and personal attack on a very particular recognizable targe, focusing on the target's character or appearance." I think it loosly fits this description, but my teacher is somewhat racist, so I should be ok.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-03-05 22:09:27 EST (#)
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I don't think this qualifies as satire as such, because you're making fun of them directly. You're not in their heads, you're observing them and presenting their reality as stupid.
I think.
I could be wrong.
It's happened before.
Once.
Submitted by mossimo1213 (user info) at 2007-03-05 22:04:52 EST (#)
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I had to do this for a class and thought it turned out decently. Wanted to see what some of you guys thought.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-03-05 21:59:01 EST (#)
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Tom Wolfe was the master of this.
Submitted by Realpolitik (user info) at 2007-03-05 21:42:59 EST (#)
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SRH Motherfucka'!