Birds With Orange Heads Drive Me Bonkers (390 hits)
Category: Quotes & StoriesRating: 0.23 on 13 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Progr3ss (View user info) at 2007-03-06 06:05:22 EST
I never really understood Woody Wood Pecker (WWP). What was up with him? Laughing like a stoner that's watching a Cheech & Chong movie. And how come Donald Duck had nephews but no siblings were ever around. Was he one of those uncles? Did I miss the shows that had his brother Wilfred coming over for dinner? And Uncle Scrooge. Somekind of duck-nephew kidnapping racket. Anne reckons Astro Boy freaked her out. Just the guns coming out of his butt did it I guess. She also wants He-Man and She-ra to hook up. Have little freakishly strong children. I grew up in a small town in the country. (As opposed to living in a large town in the city?) The only comics we had were Archie comics that we bought from the news agency. And the Phantom but the Phantom is gay. I fucking loved Jughead. I wanted him to bone Betty.
I use to look at all the weird advertisements from the U.S. All the gum ads and some form of selling to win prizes. There was always a gum ball machine as one of the "prizes". The only real "prize" we had as kids was when you bought a Chuppa-Chup sometimes they had a smiley face printed inside the wrapper and if you took it back to where you bought it they gave you a sticky hand. Not that sort of sticky hand! One of the rubbery, stretchy, slime hand things... ah screw it your all thinking dirty.
I remember kids laughing like WWP in the school playground. Our HUGE school of about fifty children. I became school captain by default. One kid was elected captain but it turned out he was Jehovah so he couldn't do it. At the time we didn't know what that was but it gave us all hope that we would be picked next. The second kid got it stripped from him because he swore in class one week after being appointed the postion. The Principal asked the only other kid in our class if he wanted to be Dux or captain. He chose to be Dux. I was happy with the decision because it meant I got to wear a badge and ring the bell and lead exursion's. Yeah I know lame now, but did I mention it was a small town and in the 80's and I was twelve and shut up you don't have to like this story. Anyways, at the end of the year, I recieved a pen with my name inscribed on it. I was pretty happy with that, but then the guy that was Dux got a huge print of some painting that looked really awesome and all I could hear was WWP laughing. Fucking crazy ass multi-pointed bird.
Anne just started talking about Rainbow Brite. I don't remember much about it but I wanted to punch the little white thing with the stars above it. Ah fuck their talking about Punky Brewster now. Now glow-worms. Opened a can of worms (pardon the pun). WWP laughter again...
User Reviews
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-03-07 00:06:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i always thought woody woodpecker was an aggervating asshole
so were the early bugs bunny and daffy duck cartoons
and heckle and jeckyl
in fact it was apparently humerous to be completely fucking baligerant and obnoxious in cartoons, in fact it was encouraged
woody woodpecker was jerk
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-03-06 16:59:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-03-06 12:43:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
LOLOLOLOLOLOLORRRRZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ111111!!!!11111
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2007-03-06 10:59:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"And the Phantom but the Phantom is gay."
"Affleck was the bomb in phantom"
-Dave
Submitted by tiaprae (user info) at 2007-03-06 10:55:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-06 10:25:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
AND THEN...! AND THEN...! OMG LIKE AND THEN...!
ANDTHENANDTHENANDTHENANDTHENANDTHENANDTHENANDTHENANDTHEN!!!!
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-03-06 07:47:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Huh?
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2007-03-06 07:42:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This read like you are really, REALLY high on sugar.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-06 07:25:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Obviously I didn't read this but I was going to do a post with woody wood pecker in it....for beating me to it.
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-03-06 06:50:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2007-03-06 06:50:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-03-06 06:12:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You should ask Anne to dress up as She-Ra and offer to piss in her bumhole.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-03-06 06:11:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Those hand things were awesome. Some kid brought a whole bag of them to a school camp once, so as soon as the lights went out the bunk rooms just became a crisscross of them as we tried to hit people in the face. Then another kid managed to get one right stuck up to the roof in one of the dining halls, and because it was leading back down to him when everyone looked up at it he let go of the handle, so it shot up there and got stuck. Apparently it fell down later in the day.