I knew I shouldn't have done this but FUCK YOU UBER (exclusive pics and proof of wife and baby) (1693 hits)
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Submitted by Maltese (View user info) at 2007-03-06 08:08:55 EST
Autumn told me not to upload these to Uber in fear of being stalked or something.
I just got so fucking mad that you didn't believe me.
So here they are.
I hope you're fucking happy, you monsters.
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Submitted by Life101 (user info) at 2007-03-20 10:46:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-03-08 09:00:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-03-07 19:28:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-03-07 13:39:24 EST (#)
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pretty fucking wild that you took myspace pictures from someone i know, but i guess it's a small world. i saw people i hadn't seen in years halfway across the world a couple times.
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I saw an old friend from here in PA in the gift shop at Guinness Brewery in Dublin. It was surreal.
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mmmmm... Guinness...
we should hang out sometime. i'm ALWAYS in Philly. i'll be close to there next week, in Jersey.
Submitted by paul_anthony (user info) at 2007-03-08 01:35:37 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Snare (user info) at 2007-03-08 00:45:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
haven't you been banned yet?
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-03-07 20:07:10 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-03-07 19:41:53 EST (#)
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Where're you, AZN STALKER!?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-03-07 19:28:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-03-07 13:39:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
pretty fucking wild that you took myspace pictures from someone i know, but i guess it's a small world. i saw people i hadn't seen in years halfway across the world a couple times.
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I saw an old friend from here in PA in the gift shop at Guinness Brewery in Dublin. It was surreal.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-03-07 13:39:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
i know this girl. she lives in Philly. that kid is her little brother. you got the sister and friends part right, though.
pretty fucking wild that you took myspace pictures from someone i know, but i guess it's a small world. i saw people i hadn't seen in years halfway across the world a couple times.
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-03-07 11:50:47 EST (#)
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Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-03-06 08:13:43 EST (#)
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And if it IS someone using this account as an alter, for fuck's sake post something entertaining.
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Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-03-06 08:12:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This is a list of reasons I'm -2ing this.
-If that is your wife and you went against her wishes to post her photo and photos of your child on uber, you are fucking scum.
-It's not your wife, I don't see any white men in any of those photos.
-Why care about proving something like that?
-Why post a bunch of photos of some random asian family?
-Didn't you post your password?
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-03-07 11:30:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
So it's a picture of some girl on the internet. Well, that just proves everything.
I still don't give a fuck.
Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2007-03-07 11:14:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
aw jason is SO cute :) i wanted first dibs on the kid pics! weep.
Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2007-03-06 18:38:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i thought you were gone.......
leave
Submitted by TheScaryGuy11 (user info) at 2007-03-06 18:10:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Stop stealing pictures from photobucket.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-03-06 16:39:06 EST (#)
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oh fuck you
Submitted by precision (user info) at 2007-03-06 16:24:55 EST (#)
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what, is she like... 12?
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2007-03-06 16:06:35 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-03-06 15:54:17 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Gunslinger (user info) at 2007-03-06 15:53:34 EST (#)
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care?
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-03-06 15:50:54 EST (#)
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This is the stupidest fucking shenannies ever. Either this is someone using Maltese's account as an alter and posting like a retard or it's the retard himself posting useless shit.
You shouldn't be able to do that but Bart has this whole 'freedom' thing going...
Shut the fuck up, Alter.
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2007-03-06 15:48:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by jojo747 (user info) at 2007-03-06 15:30:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-03-06 15:10:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-03-06 15:02:22 EST (#)
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So...you live in Thailand?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-06 14:48:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I thought you left, ya goddamn liar.
Submitted by richardcranium (user info) at 2007-03-06 14:45:41 EST (#)
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You're the Mostest!
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2007-03-06 14:40:54 EST (#)
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No wonder you spend so much time online.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-03-06 14:25:41 EST (#)
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I would probably fuck your "wife" in the asshole.
with an elephant cock. A white elephant cock.
Submitted by BadSamaritan87 (user info) at 2007-03-06 13:27:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Take your gook family and get out of here.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2007-03-06 13:23:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
that kid looks almost 2.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-03-06 12:55:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
mail order bridE?
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2007-03-06 12:42:49 EST (#)
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That baby is 100% slant-eyed gook.
Noting the lack of diversity on ubersite, I would guess that this post is 100% bullshit.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-03-06 12:27:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
so, you posted some Myspace pics of some random gook?
What does that prove, that you know how to click on the Submit link?
Submitted by ChalupaTres (user info) at 2007-03-06 12:09:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
auto +2
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-03-06 12:09:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Your wife has braces?
That must really chafe your cock.
Submitted by greEn_uGly (user info) at 2007-03-06 11:13:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
except for the 3rd one, the others look like those pictures you take yourself
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-03-06 10:48:54 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/98524
Submitted by SilentRenegade (user info) at 2007-03-06 10:34:33 EST (#)
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Plus one because your sons name is Jason.... Jason is the best name in the world ..... Plus 3,000 becasue your son is asian..... Asians are awesome..... i mean seriosuly check this out...
http://www.ubersite.com/m/95209
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-03-06 10:29:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
DIS PROVES NOSSING
And, no one asked for this. Go away.
Submitted by v8lover (user info) at 2007-03-06 10:22:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Bring this fucker back.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-06 10:20:36 EST (#)
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FINALLY some more Asians on Uber.
Unfortunately they were shared in a manner most rude. Your post embarrasses us all.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-06 10:11:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This does need to be on the front page.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-03-06 10:11:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Da da da da dun dun dun dun da!
Ive got your picture of me and you
You wrote I love you I love you too
I sit there staring and theres nothing else to do
Oh its in color your hair is brown
Your eyes are hazel and soft as clouds
I often kiss you when theres no one else around
Ive got your picture, Ive got your picture
Id like a million of them all round my cell
I asked the doctor to take your picture
So I can look at you from inside as well
Youve got me turning up and turning down
And turning in and turning round
Im turning japanese
I think Im turning japanese
I really think so
Turning japanese
I think Im turning japanese
I really think so
Im turning japanese
I think Im turning japanese
I really think so
Turning japanese
I think Im turning japanese
I really think so
Ive got your picture, Ive got your picture
Id like a million of them all round my cell
I want the doctor to take your picture
So I can look at you from inside as well
Youve got me turning up and turning down and turning in and turning round
Im turning japanese
I think Im turning japanese
I really think so
Turning japanese
I think Im turning japanese
I really think so
Im turning japanese
I think Im turning japanese
I really think so
Turning japanese
I think Im turning japanese
I really think so
No sex, no drugs, no wine, no women
No fun, no sin, no you, no wonder its dark
Everyone around me is a total stranger
Everyone avoids me like a psyched lone-ranger everyone
Thats why Im turning japanese
I think Im turning japanese
I really think so
Turning japanese
I think Im turning japanese
I really think so
Im turning japanese
I think Im turning japanese
I really think so
Turning japanese
I think Im turning japanese
I really think so
Turning japanese
I think Im turning japanese
I really think so
Turning japanese
I think Im turning japanese
I really think so
Turning japanese
I think Im turning japanese
I really think so
(think so think so think so)
Turning japanese
I think Im turning japanese
I really think so
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2007-03-06 09:58:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
lumberg fucked her
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-06 09:55:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Get back on the front page!!
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-03-06 09:51:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm going to echo the sentiment of "Don't post pictures of wife/significant other/friends/relatives without their permission". Seriously, dude. What were you thinking? If my husband had posted pictures of me without asking and/or after I SPECIFICALLY ASKED HIM NOT TO, he'd be shitting Doc Martens for a week AFTER he regained consciousness.
And to echo another sentiment: no one cares for your "proof" that you have a wife and kid. I'll be surprised if this even gets Beebed.
Submitted by Daccory (user info) at 2007-03-06 09:51:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Shut the fuck up, Maltese.
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2007-03-06 09:48:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I love these internet nerd fights.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-03-06 09:48:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Liar, that's MY baby momma
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-06 09:45:50 EST (#)
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"Proof"
There are a billion others where she came from. You need all 3 of you and an uber poster.
STFU MALTESE!!!!
Submitted by Mike-Mc (user info) at 2007-03-06 09:38:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Don`t bother (-2)
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2007-03-06 09:22:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You need a pic of you and her and an Uber sign to get any cred here.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-06 09:19:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
all this proves is that you know how to Google "asian girl with baby".
Ass.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-03-06 09:16:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You prove yourself time and time again to be the epitomization of an immature idiot. No one begged you to post these, (certainly not I, I just don't like you and think you're mentally ill) this is all you right here.
I still don't believe you for one second, but on the slight enormous chance that this is real, you utterly disgust me that you would betray your wife's confidence like this just to appear big to anonymous people on the internet. How can you look her in the face ever again? Question yourself: do you really love her.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2007-03-06 09:16:12 EST (#)
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I don't recognise her without semen on her face.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-03-06 09:15:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-03-06 08:13:43 (#)
Ranking: -2
And if it IS someone using this account as an alter, for fuck's sake post something entertaining.
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Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-03-06 08:12:56 (#)
Ranking: -2
This is a list of reasons I'm -2ing this.
-If that is your wife and you went against her wishes to post her photo and photos of your child on uber, you are fucking scum.
-It's not your wife, I don't see any white men in any of those photos.
-Why care about proving something like that?
-Why post a bunch of photos of some random asian family?
-Didn't you post your password?
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...and "Autumn" was pregnant in AUTUMN. That kid is older than he would have been if he'd already been BORN then.
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-03-06 08:50:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Chill man ! What do you give a fuck 'bout these asses ?
Just to remind you of the Maltese i used to know : http://www.ubersite.com/m/96206
My best post evar. And it was plagiarism...
From whom ?
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-03-06 08:35:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
wtf?
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-03-06 08:32:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This is not proof of anything beyond that you can post some pictures. I don't see any Über signs/screenshots or your face in any of these pix.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-03-06 08:29:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-03-06 08:25:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
we were asking for this?
hasn't uber moved on since you threw a hissy fit and left??
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-03-06 08:19:06 EST (#)
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All this proves is that asians are ugly.
You're a total fuckup, dickbrain.
Kill yourself... YESTERDAY!
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2007-03-06 08:19:05 EST (#)
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awww, you've mistaken us with people who care
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-06 08:18:44 EST (#)
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zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-03-06 08:17:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
LOOK OUT FOR CHARLIES UP IN THE TREES!
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2007-03-06 08:14:14 EST (#)
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Should not post without permission. How will you like it when her pic starts getting shopped?
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-03-06 08:13:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
And if it IS someone using this account as an alter, for fuck's sake post something entertaining.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-03-06 08:12:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This is a list of reasons I'm -2ing this.
-If that is your wife and you went against her wishes to post her photo and photos of your child on uber, you are fucking scum.
-It's not your wife, I don't see any white men in any of those photos.
-Why care about proving something like that?
-Why post a bunch of photos of some random asian family?
-Didn't you post your password?
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-03-06 08:11:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
So who's got the password?
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-03-06 08:10:33 EST (#)
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You married a thai whore with a baby?