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Submitted by Wood (View user info) at 2007-03-06 10:09:06 EST
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Four nights ago I dropped my pie.
This made me sad.
I also dropped 12 potato things, a couple of spoonfuls of mayonnaise, a pint (of water) and many many peas.
My whole dinner in fact....I put the tray down on a table and the weight of the water flipped it over, I ended up having tomato soup and fried eggs instead.
If it tastes good, eat it.
So, I got up all the peas, and the bulk of the mayo and pie...and half heartedly tried to get up the rest of the mayo and pie gravy. To be blunt, this place is a shithole, and there are enough yellowy-white stains on the floor that some mayo in the carpet doesn't really bother me.
I wasn't quite so relaxed about the brown gravy, but what the heck.
The next morning walking across the area my feet went suddenly damp; it was a whole pint of water that I'd spilt, maybe I should have tried to mop at least some of it up.
But, I don't have a mop, and the rare contact with water my socks had endured would probably extend their life expectancy another few days.
As I now speak (type), that area of floor is still damp; the brown patch.
I assume that the pie makers put something in the gravy to stop it drying out while the pies are stored.
So it seems I have a permanently damp brown mark on my bedroom floor, just outside my bathroom.
Not a particularly interesting story....but I can't really remember why I signed up for this thing....and I think posting a big collage of random crap would be going against the spirit of the contest.
I still seem to have 219 words to go, so here's an interesting piece of trivia.
You know what the D in D-Day stands for? (Those bastard italics better have worked)
Day apparently; Day-Day.
I thought it was only the banking industry that did that.....Personal Identification Number Number, Automatic Teller Machine Machine etc.
339 words down....hmmm....the fan on this computer glows blue.....no reason for it....just showing off....certainly looks better than mine at home though....which is held together with sticky tape.
Okay, okay, here's a joke I heard on tv, to pad this put a bit.
It's based on the (accurate) generalization that Scottish people swear a lot.
So this guy is at a football game, in Scotland, Celtic versus Rangers for the sake of me not knowing any other Scottish teams......ah hang on.
I just recalled a joke (equally as bad as this one) that I heard loooong ago.
It was based on somebody reading out the results fro the Scottish Football League.
I can remember one line from it:
Forth four, Fife five
As I said, not very good.
So, this guy is at a football game, Fife vs. Forth.
And at some point something in the game happens that the Scottish guy behind him doesn't approve of, and when this thing happens he stands up and shouts
FEKKIN................BOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-03-06 16:56:57 EST (#)
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Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2007-03-06 16:03:06 EST (#)
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So you dropped your die.... wait a minute that says pie!
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2007-03-06 13:49:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-03-06 13:15:47 EST (#)
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nice.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2007-03-06 13:09:09 EST (#)
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Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-03-06 13:02:08 (#)
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East Fife 4 - Forfar 5
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Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-03-06 13:02:08 EST (#)
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East Fife 4 - Forfar 5
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-03-06 12:43:29 EST (#)
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+2 ADD entry.
"the fan on this computer glows blue.....no reason for it....just showing off". That's funny.
Submitted by tiaprae (user info) at 2007-03-06 11:38:43 EST (#)
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I dropped my noodles into a soapy sink last night. It was very discouraging.
Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2007-03-06 10:55:20 EST (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-06 10:20:53 EST (#)
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Just the thought of this post made me smile, not the post itself.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-03-06 10:11:56 EST (#)
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Why am I laughing so hard?