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Category: Romance

Rating: 1.95 on 59 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Michael Jackson (View user info) at 2007-03-07 15:42:09 EST




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Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2008-05-01 23:12:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Fucking awesome!

Submitted by TonyDanza (user info) at 2007-11-14 14:32:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Michael, buddy, this was pure genius.

But it needs more of ME in it.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-08-16 14:07:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hilarious

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-08-02 15:42:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Sexy Time?: http://www.ubersite.com/m/110635

Submitted by Bohme (user info) at 2007-08-02 15:28:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-08-02 15:18:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-03-27 17:00:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

my favorite part is the starbucks girl with the censored face. What is she doing? "Like, welcome to Starbucks y'all!"

Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2007-03-27 15:54:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This is fucking awesome.

Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-03-08 09:26:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

"racists anonymous,"

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-03-08 08:37:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

It was a +1 until the last panel.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-08 07:59:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Yah, I stopped somewhere in the middle but it was still funny.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-03-08 02:34:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Benny (user info) at 2007-03-08 01:49:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

That was fucking awesome.


Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2007-03-07 23:51:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-03-07 16:32:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2007-03-07 16:29:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-07 16:27:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Michael Jackson used to be a genuine chocolate face.

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I was going to send you a link to "racists anonymous," but google it and see what happens
--
hahahahahahhahahahahah
______________

That. Is funny.

Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-03-07 21:33:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Flipping through this and just looking at the people pop up at different times was as million times as funny as I'm sure the dialogue was.

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-03-07 21:15:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2



Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-07 20:25:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Are we gonna "do it", or what?

Submitted by paul_anthony (user info) at 2007-03-07 20:24:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Insert joke ANYWHERE above....


this was boring

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-03-07 20:16:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I liked it better when I thought you were a hot Swedish chick.

Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2007-03-07 20:02:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

<weeps>

:<(

Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-03-07 19:43:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

awesome

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-03-07 19:19:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

i can't SEE alains phone number michael jackson


(it's for a friend) natch.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-03-07 18:59:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

continue

Submitted by Hobocore (user info) at 2007-03-07 18:49:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-03-07 17:41:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

.

Submitted by FlakMonkey (user info) at 2007-03-07 17:14:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

bart is a ban happy Nazi.

i am glad his friends left him.

Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2007-03-07 17:06:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-03-07 17:05:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Fuck yea, a MJ post

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Fuck Boston, move to the west coast

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-03-07 17:05:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Fuck yea, a MJ post

Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2007-03-07 17:04:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2007-03-07 17:00:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

bahahahahahaha

so true

Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-03-07 16:41:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

funny as hell!

Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-03-07 16:34:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-03-07 16:24:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

oh well, if you come across any info please forward it to me..

i believe you already have my email addy..

12andwilling.at.boys2men.com


Thats BOSH!

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-03-07 16:32:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2007-03-07 16:29:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-07 16:27:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Michael Jackson used to be a genuine chocolate face.

-----------------

I was going to send you a link to "racists anonymous," but google it and see what happens
--
hahahahahahhahahahahah

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-03-07 16:30:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

<3

Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2007-03-07 16:29:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-07 16:27:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Michael Jackson used to be a genuine chocolate face.

-----------------

I was going to send you a link to "racists anonymous," but google it and see what happens

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-07 16:27:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Michael Jackson used to be a genuine chocolate face.

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-03-07 16:26:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

jesus, the never ending post - this went forever.

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-03-07 16:24:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

oh well, if you come across any info please forward it to me..

i believe you already have my email addy..

12andwilling.at.boys2men.com

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-03-07 16:22:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

fuck i used a ukelele

Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2007-03-07 16:19:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-03-07 16:17:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

did the boat constructed out of guitars you bought off of ebay come with an instruction manual on how to build boats made from guitars?

I have the frame done, I just need help configuring the engine to play molly hatchet riffs when it revs.

--------------

Sadly no :<(

The rudder is a mandolin!

Submitted by odin (user info) at 2007-03-07 16:18:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2



Submitted by tiaprae (user info) at 2007-03-07 16:18:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Greatness

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-03-07 16:17:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

did the boat constructed out of guitars you bought off of ebay come with an instruction manual on how to build boats made from guitars?

I have the frame done, I just need help configuring the engine to play molly hatchet riffs when it revs.

Submitted by richardcranium (user info) at 2007-03-07 16:14:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Sinner.

Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2007-03-07 16:14:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-03-07 16:09:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Michael,
How was your recent trip to Japan? They still love you there, don't they???

-------------------

420,000 USD per hour

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-03-07 16:14:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

So many inside jokes....

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-03-07 16:11:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

SHAMONE!

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-03-07 16:09:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Michael,
How was your recent trip to Japan? They still love you there, don't they???

Submitted by Luther (user info) at 2007-03-07 16:06:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

love it

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-03-07 16:01:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

For a good time......

ha!

Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-03-07 15:59:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2007-03-07 15:49:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

What's going on?


jesus, your worthy of the wacko-label !

If i were borat-borat this would be b@w...


Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2007-03-07 15:49:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

What's going on?

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2007-03-07 15:49:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm sorry, I'm retarded.

Submitted by Slash (user info) at 2007-03-07 15:47:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

God dammit, method.

Submitted by Slash (user info) at 2007-03-07 15:47:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

r

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2007-03-07 15:46:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

hahahahahaha

Submitted by Daccory (user info) at 2007-03-07 15:46:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

a

Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2007-03-07 15:45:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

e

Submitted by gascs (user info) at 2007-03-07 15:45:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

d


That's fine for you, Marge. But I used to rock and roll all night and
party every day. Then it was every other day. Now I'm lucky if I can
find half an hour a week in which to get funky. I've got to get out of
this rut and back into the groove!

-- Homer Simpson
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