ADD - to whom it may concern, (846 hits)
Category: RomanceLabels: fucking-toss
Rating: 0.89 on 48 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by not scourge or his shitty alter. just a concerned citizen. (View user info) at 2007-03-07 20:14:59 EST
UNBAN SCOURGE GOD DAMN IT.
THAT IS ALL.
<b>GOOD DAY.<b/>
ps, please?
pps, next Wednesday, in Springfield, Illinois there are two parties you are all invited to. Marly's Pub on 5th street is hosting a St. Patricks day party. FREE GUINNESS, FREE HARP, FREE JAMESON. Loud Irish music. it will be righteous. the other one is at Mojo's, on Monroe Avenue. Free booze and a ton of half naked chicks dancing. scourge will be at the one with free Guinness. Don't try to talk to him. He hates you.
ppps, don't forget about the UNBAN SCOURGE thing up top there.
pppps, Joe Strummer was a better guy than you. here is an awesome link: http://youtube.com/watch?v=TRwmZ2bp_B0
ppppps, i only added these ps-amajigs as an homage to lungfish.
Sincerely yours,
random not-scourge user
linkety link: http://www.ubersite.com/m/99355
User Reviews
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2007-03-22 17:07:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-03-07 20:23:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
UNBAN SCOURGE!
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-03-18 23:08:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-18 22:52:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
For some reason.....this is damned funny to me.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-18 22:52:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
For some reason.....this is damned funny to me.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-03-18 22:15:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
on second thought, copy Zebra's comments below.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-03-18 22:10:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hey, scourge. this is a retaliatory +2 for you.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-03-08 16:19:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
UNBAN KOOLMANG!
Submitted by zimm0r (user info) at 2007-03-08 09:50:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
!FIRE! !FIRE! !FIRE!
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-03-08 08:52:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sadly, I will be unable to attend, but drink a Guinness for me.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-08 08:08:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I say powerban the homo.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-03-08 03:53:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hahaha.
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-03-08 03:19:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Stagger has been sucked into the uberclique vortex.
The sacrifice undeserved +2s.
The rewards the same deserved.
An interesting question.
Would your talent alone would reap a similar bounty?
If you always rated with candor, would honor hold true?
Do you feel a tiny piece of your soul asunder each time you +2 when you know the post was a 0 at best?
Do you miss the mighty -1? Do you long for its ubiquitous past? Or is that a mirage, a trick of the mind, a false memory to ease the red waste of your lost uber-youth?
Does each +1 feel like a tiny victory against the forces of mediocrity?
Am I going overboard or what?
If I was Lungfish I would ascribe my words to demon rum, but I have no such excuse because I prefer ricea, which is hard to get outside of southern Mexico.
Keep writing brother. I care not how you rate, I merely question out of honest but sarcastic curiosity.
Feel free to ignore the sober ramblings of a poor striped alter with not a single +2 to call his/her own.
How does it feel?
The responsibility of meaningless ratings which mean so much to some?
Must one depend on the kindness of unkind strangers?
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-03-08 02:44:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I preferred this thread when it was about how awesome I am.
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-03-08 00:55:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
ahahahaha
Apollo, I decide to stop picking on Jack and you show up with this lame shit again.
Don't get me started you limey bastard.
although i rather like the flaccid monkey thing and may use it in the future with your permission old egg.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-03-08 00:39:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
oops
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-03-08 00:39:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
who asked you to put your oar in jack?
myself and flaccid monkey were having a debate.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-03-07 23:48:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by FlakMonkey (user info) at 2007-03-07 20:22:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
fuck you shlongy
go fondle your old wrinkled balls and leave your betters alone you jell-o gumming dwarf.
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HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
This post was crap, but that was good.
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-03-07 23:33:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Just remember who's boss and we'll be fine.
Submitted by FlakMonkey (user info) at 2007-03-07 23:30:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-03-07 23:03:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm just kidding around, of course.
I don't even have a penis and as such, remain indifferent to size until such time as I need to borrow one.
It IS funny how scourge seemed a tad upset that I didn't (in his mind) realize his braggadocio is an act when in fact I was merely jesting about that very thing.
I must remember to spell things out very clearly when communicating with members of the maltese family.
I will chalk it up to overexertion do to all the entreaties to bart and the excitement of the day.
Calling me an alter while using your own was a nice touch though, scourge.
I appreciate the irony even if unintended.
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Oh, you big silly!
You really do amuse me Zebra. Your presence here has been refreshing.
But...why do you think I'm upset? I guess there's just some kind of transference going on is all.
I'm glad you liked the alter thing, sweety pie shnookums.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-03-07 23:15:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
will you look at that? I didn't realize they made bikes that went backwards that fast!
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-03-07 23:11:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by FlakMonkey (user info) at 2007-03-07 22:25:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-03-07 20:44:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-07 20:21:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Shut the fuck up...you sound like maltese's father - or even worse, his mother - for fuckssake.
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ahahahahaha
You know that's funny.
Maltese Sr.
On that subject, in your reviews you DO sometimes display the boastful manner reminiscent of adolescent males.
This behavior fades with time and/or penis size.
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Suuuuuuuuuuuuure.
I'm obviously playing the fool when I act boastful in my reviews. If you do not see that, you really ARE a fool.
I love how penis size can always be related to behaviours...I mean, I have a completely average dick. That is not important. I get to use it fairly often. That is important. At least to people who focus on sex and genitals as a be all end all of status. Like you did in your review.
I'm trying to recall what group of humans also thinks like this.....
*ponders*
Oh yeah, adolescent males!
Now run along, stripey horse alter.
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speaking of adolescent males, we nearly had a class detention in computers because of an extended conversation over penis size, penis usage, and "if there's a county where you can legally have sex with nine-year-old girls."
UNBAN SCOURGE
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-03-07 23:03:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm just kidding around, of course.
I don't even have a penis and as such, remain indifferent to size until such time as I need to borrow one.
It IS funny how scourge seemed a tad upset that I didn't (in his mind) realize his braggadocio is an act when in fact I was merely jesting about that very thing.
I must remember to spell things out very clearly when communicating with members of the maltese family.
I will chalk it up to overexertion do to all the entreaties to bart and the excitement of the day.
Calling me an alter while using your own was a nice touch though, scourge.
I appreciate the irony even if unintended.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-03-07 22:37:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
There's no shame in it, zebra. Just be cool.
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-03-07 22:34:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
me nick cave.
you suck.
As for Maltese Sr, I give you equus vs primate.
But I see no reason for you to be so sensitive about the size thing.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-03-07 22:27:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I think you just got done, Zebra.
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-03-07 22:26:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
ahahahaha
when in rome
Submitted by FlakMonkey (user info) at 2007-03-07 22:25:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-03-07 20:44:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-07 20:21:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Shut the fuck up...you sound like maltese's father - or even worse, his mother - for fuckssake.
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ahahahahaha
You know that's funny.
Maltese Sr.
On that subject, in your reviews you DO sometimes display the boastful manner reminiscent of adolescent males.
This behavior fades with time and/or penis size.
----
Suuuuuuuuuuuuure.
I'm obviously playing the fool when I act boastful in my reviews. If you do not see that, you really ARE a fool.
I love how penis size can always be related to behaviours...I mean, I have a completely average dick. That is not important. I get to use it fairly often. That is important. At least to people who focus on sex and genitals as a be all end all of status. Like you did in your review.
I'm trying to recall what group of humans also thinks like this.....
*ponders*
Oh yeah, adolescent males!
Now run along, stripey horse alter.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-03-07 22:15:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
And I play the guitar. LIKE A DEMON. Well, more like a strummer in a coma. Close enough.
COIFFED? I've never been coiffed. The last haircut I got was a shaved head.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-03-07 22:01:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-03-07 21:42:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
??
Oh, right. All that stuff I did.
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That's right. Look at you, with your well-coiffed, devil-may-care attitude..your talent and your perpetual suntan.
Women want you. Men want to BE you. You're making the rest of us look bad.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-07 21:53:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
GIVE ORGASMATRON HITS MANY HITS SO HE CAN GET TO MVA.
AT WHICH POINT HE WILL FORCE BART TO UNBAN SCOURGE.
YOU GOTTA GIVE SOME TO GET SOME, BROSEPH.
NIPPLES. THAT IS ALL.
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-03-07 21:43:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
ban bart.
hostile takeover.
inmates, asylum, etc.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-03-07 21:42:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
??
Oh, right. All that stuff I did.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-03-07 21:36:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ban Stagger_Lee.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-03-07 21:33:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
And unban Scholes, it's not his fault, he's ginger and angry.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-03-07 21:25:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Unban Phallic, too. He deserved it but he's sorry now.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-03-07 21:10:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Unban scourge
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-03-07 21:08:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
eh - could have been a better post mr. not scourge.
UNBAN SCOURGE!!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-07 21:05:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I always thought that Shlongy took an "anti-banning" stance, due to his political views (ie. anarchy, nihlism, slutism, etc.) but in this case, it's probably a good call by bart.
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-03-07 20:54:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Free guinness is good, Lungfish, I'll grant you that.
Hurry back so you can tuck in Juliet.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-03-07 20:52:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
UNBAN SCOURGE.
It's a fucking travesty of justice, is what it is.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-03-07 20:49:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Zebra...free Guinness. C'mon.
I have to go now. I was putting my shoes on for a reason.
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-03-07 20:44:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-07 20:21:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Shut the fuck up...you sound like maltese's father - or even worse, his mother - for fuckssake.
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ahahahahaha
You know that's funny.
Maltese Sr.
On that subject, in your reviews you DO sometimes display the boastful manner reminiscent of adolescent males.
This behavior fades with time and/or penis size.
I think it wrong to ban anyone without posting the rules by which such actions are taken after violating.
I wish you the best in your quest for reinstatement, but I found this post complete shite.
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-03-07 20:28:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ppppps, i only added these ps-amajigs as an homage to lungfish.
Yep, +2...
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-03-07 20:24:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
O I get it. I was putting my shoes on. thx
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-03-07 20:23:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
UNBAN SCOURGE!
Submitted by FlakMonkey (user info) at 2007-03-07 20:22:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
fuck you shlongy
go fondle your old wrinkled balls and leave your betters alone you jell-o gumming dwarf.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-03-07 20:21:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What are ps-amajigs?
I missed something.
Should I be +2ing this?
Nevertheless: Unban Scourge.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-07 20:21:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Shut the fuck up...you sound like maltese's father - or even worse, his mother - for fuckssake.
Submitted by FlakMonkey (user info) at 2007-03-07 20:15:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
well this dumbass fucked up that third bolding.
auto -0 for poor bolding attempts