Two Headed Girl. Girls? (1325 hits)
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Submitted by Draco (View user info) at 2007-03-08 00:21:42 EST
I was flipping through the channels when I came across TLC which was featuring a set of siamese twins. Essentially they had one body and two heads. And they were...not hot, but doable. My standards lower after midnight, and I had a couple drinks in me and all I could think about was what sex with them would be like. They were 16. Judge me if you wish.
As far as girls go, they weren't drop dead gorgeous. Maybe drop dead from the shock of seeing a girl with two heads, but they were decent. And my sick mind had to go through all the possible sexual adventures I could embark on with her. Them. Whatever.
First off, blow jobs just got a hell of alot more interesting. TWO mouths. I should note that neither of the heads were disfigured. Simply two heads on one body. It gave her (them?) broad shoulders, but that's not that uncommon. Two mouths working perfectly in sync could probably knock a guy out.
But what about making out? I'm not much of a kisser during sex, but how do you choose which to kiss? Do I just switch from one mouth to the other every few kisses? Do I do one of those three-way kisses? Those are just stupid. What if they get jealous because I'm kissing one more? What if one head is the better kisser?
Do I brag to my friends that I had a three-some? Or do I tell them I had a 2.5-some? Its like having sex with two women, but I only have to pleasure 1 of them.
I'm still having trouble getting past the idea of a two headed blowjob.
I couldn't find a good picture, but here's a video from the show I'm talking about:
http://www.devilducky.com/media/57295/
So I ask the question: What would you do?
16 is age of consent in most states. Get off my dick.
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Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-03-09 00:50:57 EST (#)
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i bet shirt shopping is a bitch
Submitted by LongestPants (user info) at 2007-03-08 17:11:30 EST (#)
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I thought I was the only one.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-03-08 16:55:59 EST (#)
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The Double-Reverse AMPAM comes to mind...
Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-03-08 14:07:04 EST (#)
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I'm guessing you face this very scenario every day.. Right Hand or Left Hand? Right Hand or Left Hand...
what will it be?
decisions can be mind boggling
Submitted by tiaprae (user info) at 2007-03-08 13:33:12 EST (#)
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Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-08 10:58:02 EST (#)
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Submitted by tiaprae (user info) at 2007-03-08 10:52:01 EST (#)
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This will plague me all day at work.
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I don't think it's wrong to think about stuff like that, if it is just for curiosity's sake. Watch "stuck on you" to see what happens when they argue. If she(they) die withough experiencing sex, though, I'd feel bad for them. Besides, with two heads, one could blow you while the other licks your balls. That's entertainment.
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Not wrong maybe, but I may have to research it later if I can't stop wondering. I know I've seen "stuck on you" but I'm fairly sure I was inebriated.
Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2007-03-08 12:49:18 EST (#)
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Ahhh the famous Zebra, an icon if you will
Submitted by Draco (user info) at 2007-03-08 12:46:22 EST (#)
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At the time the thing was filmed they were just turning 16. But hey, almost legal now.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-08 12:34:58 EST (#)
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aweeee crap.
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2007-03-08 12:19:39 EST (#)
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"(born 7 March 1990, Carver County, Minnesota, United States)". They're 17, man.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-08 10:58:02 EST (#)
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Submitted by tiaprae (user info) at 2007-03-08 10:52:01 EST (#)
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That is really strange. I what happens if they have an arguement? The article I read said they only share parts of their nervous system. they each have control over the arm and leg on there side..... who do you think controls using the bathroom? I wonder which one would feel and orgasum? I wonder who would truly be brave enough to have sex with them? Its sad to have so many questions that will never be answered.
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This will plague me all day at work.
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I don't think it's wrong to think about stuff like that, if it is just for curiosity's sake. Watch "stuck on you" to see what happens when they argue. If she(they) die withough experiencing sex, though, I'd feel bad for them. Besides, with two heads, one could blow you while the other licks your balls. That's entertainment.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-03-08 10:57:09 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/98218
Submitted by tiaprae (user info) at 2007-03-08 10:52:01 EST (#)
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That is really strange. I what happens if they have an arguement? The article I read said they only share parts of their nervous system. they each have control over the arm and leg on there side..... who do you think controls using the bathroom? I wonder which one would feel and orgasum? I wonder who would truly be brave enough to have sex with them? Its sad to have so many questions that will never be answered.
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This will plague me all day at work.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-08 10:31:42 EST (#)
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Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2007-03-08 04:53:43 EST (#)
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I saw them on a show last week, masturbating must be awkward for them.
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That's because it's incest.
Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2007-03-08 10:18:06 EST (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-08 07:57:15 EST (#)
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I can't see the video because my work filter tells me it is "adult content/nudity" but I laughed so you earn it.
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Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-03-08 07:41:34 EST (#)
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That is really strange. I what happens if they have an arguement? The article I read said they only share parts of their nervous system. they each have control over the arm and leg on there side..... who do you think controls using the bathroom? I wonder which one would feel and orgasum? I wonder who would truly be brave enough to have sex with them? Its sad to have so many questions that will never be answered.
Submitted by zimm0r (user info) at 2007-03-08 09:49:18 EST (#)
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!FIRE! !FIRE! !FIRE!
Submitted by gravitas (user info) at 2007-03-08 08:35:29 EST (#)
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i saw that. odd that this didn't cross my mind.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-03-08 08:16:24 EST (#)
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awesome.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-08 07:57:15 EST (#)
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I can't see the video because my work filter tells me it is "adult content/nudity" but I laughed so you earn it.
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-03-08 07:41:34 EST (#)
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That is really strange. I what happens if they have an arguement? The article I read said they only share parts of their nervous system. they each have control over the arm and leg on there side..... who do you think controls using the bathroom? I wonder which one would feel and orgasum? I wonder who would truly be brave enough to have sex with them? Its sad to have so many questions that will never be answered.
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2007-03-08 04:53:43 EST (#)
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I saw them on a show last week, masturbating must be awkward for them.
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2007-03-08 03:09:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-03-08 02:44:57 EST (#)
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OK BEEB U KIN HAV DA SPECIAL OLYMPICS GO N GROSMAN CAN CUM IN SECUNT LIK ALWAZ
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STOP FOLLOWIN ME IMO STIR YER SOUL
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-03-08 02:44:57 EST (#)
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OK BEEB U KIN HAV DA SPECIAL OLYMPICS GO N GROSMAN CAN CUM IN SECUNT LIK ALWAZ
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2007-03-08 02:38:59 EST (#)
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Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-03-08 02:14:19 EST (#)
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In 2016 CHICAGO WILL HAVE DA OLYMPICS
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WOOOOO DAMN RIGHT
ALSO WELCOME T0 2003
STIR DA SOUL
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-03-08 02:14:19 EST (#)
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ahahahaha
Franger and Draco make me laugh.
You boys have fun losing your virginity.
In 2016.
Submitted by Franger (user info) at 2007-03-08 01:43:56 EST (#)
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Pfft, since when is kissing necessary to get a woman off, it might be handy foreplay but during sex its not really necessary.
+1 cause I'm thinking the same things now
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-03-08 01:08:07 EST (#)
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I'm not much of a kisser during sex, but how do you choose which to kiss? Do I just switch from one mouth to the other every few kisses? Do I do one of those three-way kisses? Those are just stupid.
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You don't sound like you can satisfy ONE woman, let alone two.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-03-08 00:29:56 EST (#)
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Throat yogurt.