Word to the Wise – Don’t Gas Me or Anyone I Work With if You Aren’t Ready to Accept the Consequences for Your Actions. (1100 hits)
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Submitted by Rad (View user info) at 2007-03-08 03:15:24 EST
http://www.ubersite.com/m/99355
http://www.prisonwall.org/words.htm#g (gas)
My teeth hurt. kinda sorta. Its like a dull throbbing desire to grind them together, the only thing I can think of close to this sensation in my mouth is to go out and do a bunch of coke then talk to everyone at the party because I am such an insanely terrific guy but I keep licking my lips and flexing my jaw/grinding my teeth so I go out to Fremont street and look for a black guy wearing a white T-shirt so I can score some rock then smoke it on some foil. Only after this, and this is the important part, after this can I go out to my nephew's baptism, where I am the Godfather, because the only way you are going to get me to go through that ritual is to get me coked out of my mind, and possibly drunk.
Either way, February saw me sober for 34 days, and after a brief relapse I think I'm going to do March too. Also, a decision was made to stop eating at any restaurant which has a window you could drive up to get your food. I think these things are going to work out pretty well. Also, regarding beer and nachos (which are fucking brilliant - extra jalapeños always of course) I had the opportunity to indulge is this last Thursday. A pint of IPA, you know - the microbrew stuff, and a plate of the nachos (extra jalapeños, like I need to tell you at this point). It was gross. I don't think I could bring myself to eat anymore for a long time, and this beer I could barely finish. Mind you I was drinking growlers of this stuff but now yuck.
I have to tell you about this dinner I made tonight. Chicken breast strips sautéed in a pan with olive oil, a garlic clove, and chopped Granny Smith apple, served in a tortilla with refried beans (one chopped habañero and about 1 oz. of cheddar), tomato, cilantro, and a scrambled egg. This was presented on a black plate with some apple slices and tomato. You know how when you eat fried chicken you take a bite of jalapeño then a bite of chicken? With this, you do the same thing, except with the apple. It was ace.
It might be the soda pop. It seems the Diet Pepsi makes my teeth feel like this. I wonder if PepsiCo is slipping cocaine in their drinks in order to 1. make more money and 2. get people to convert to Mormonism. I mean, after they get their money from the beverage purchases, they get TEN FUCKING PERCENT as a tithing because all the good Mormons do it. A religion, perhaps, as a tax shelter and congregational contributions as a form of legal scamming might be in store for those of us who have seen the light, so to speak.
Jus' sayin'.
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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-03-20 09:08:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-03-20 06:21:12 EDT (#)
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im going to be a father.
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awesome!
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2007-03-10 07:15:48 EST (#)
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It never ceases to amaze me what people can pair with apples. And good on you Rad.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-03-10 06:51:22 EST (#)
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its more interesting when I leave out all the details and concentrate on the broader picture.
Im trying to get my sealegs back.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2007-03-10 06:18:14 EST (#)
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Interesting.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-03-09 01:18:22 EST (#)
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Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2007-03-08 14:08:07 EST (#)
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pepsi coca cola dr pepper etc.
seriously bad for your teeth.
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I thought I covered that.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-03-08 17:00:17 EST (#)
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Chicken breast strips sautéed in a pan with olive oil, a garlic clove, and chopped Granny Smith apple, served in a tortilla with refried beans (one chopped habañero and about 1 oz. of cheddar), tomato, cilantro, and a scrambled egg. This was presented on a black plate with some apple slices and tomato.
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you cook like a fag
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-03-08 14:54:06 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2007-03-08 14:08:07 EST (#)
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pepsi coca cola dr pepper etc.
seriously bad for your teeth.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-03-08 13:41:01 EST (#)
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Wanna know whats good with apples? Cheddar cheese. You wouldn't think it but a bite of apple with a bit of cheddar cheese is fuck fab.
Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-03-08 13:19:56 EST (#)
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I like a m-rare steak when the time is right. this post eats garlic.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-08 11:35:54 EST (#)
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I'll take any of the blow you have laying around...so it won't go to waste.
Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2007-03-08 10:14:55 EST (#)
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That dinner sounds delicicous. Now I'm hungry and lunch isn't for nearly 4 hours....
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-03-08 10:05:24 EST (#)
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fag
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-03-08 09:49:24 EST (#)
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"This isn't so much about sugar as it is about acid," says Dr. John Luther, associate executive director of the division of dental practice at the American Dental Association. "I don't think the public has thought about acidity; they tend to think in terms of sugar."
But another expert says the study's design was "too simplistic" and not reflective of daily exposure to liquids by teeth.
Dr. Paul Casamassimo, a professor and chairman of the department of pediatric dentistry at Ohio State University, says that "when most drinks -- sports drinks, orange juice, carbonated beverages -- are used the way they are supposed to be, it's not a problem."
Most experts agree that the acid in many popular beverages can etch into the thin layer of enamel that covers and protects the exposed areas of teeth. It can also damage the cementum: the hard layer of calcified tissue that covers the unexposed root area of the tooth.
"If it erodes far enough it could lead to real tooth sensitivity," Luther says. "If the enamel is gone, then the dentin, which is underneath, becomes more sensitive. Acid eliminates that hard outer covering."
Submitted by zimm0r (user info) at 2007-03-08 09:48:30 EST (#)
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!FIRE! !FIRE! !FIRE!
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-03-08 09:04:44 EST (#)
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I was expecting a story about you getting gassed and kicking some kids ass.
This sucked.
Submitted by Daccory (user info) at 2007-03-08 08:48:05 EST (#)
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Generally boring - the burrito saved your ass.
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-03-08 08:18:08 EST (#)
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No comment!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-03-08 07:40:07 EST (#)
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I admire your honesty and your health consciousness here. Just be yourself, Rad.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-08 07:10:12 EST (#)
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Whoa, stop the press....EVERYONE COME TO THIS BLOCKBUSTER POST IMMEDIATELY.
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2007-03-08 06:53:30 EST (#)
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Well I give it a one.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-03-08 06:50:36 EST (#)
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im pwned
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Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2007-03-08 06:46:51 EST (#)
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That's what babies do, Rad. =)
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-03-08 06:33:47 EST (#)
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chris, my fingers are stuck in my ears
furthermore, if I was cool on the internet I'd have a higher rating, wouldnt I?
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2007-03-08 06:09:15 EST (#)
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I don't get it
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2007-03-08 05:29:56 EST (#)
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Whatever you say Rad, it must be the highlight of your pathetic life to be so "cool" on the internet, right?
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-03-08 05:04:17 EST (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-03-08 04:54:35 EST (#)
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chris, unlike bean and zebra, I really don't care about your opinion.
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Oh you kill me man.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-03-08 04:54:35 EST (#)
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chris, unlike bean and zebra, I really don't care about your opinion.
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2007-03-08 04:44:31 EST (#)
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What Beano said.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-03-08 04:28:19 EST (#)
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I get the teeth thing sometimes. It more than likely just the sugar in the pepsi (or whatever they replace it with for diet). If your constantly aware that your trying not to drink it could just be the anxsity and stress. I get horribly fidgety when I go on detox and stop drinking.
2+ sympathy
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-03-08 04:22:19 EST (#)
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You managed to fit 34 days of sobriety into February? Well done.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-03-08 04:19:11 EST (#)
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:(
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-03-08 04:17:58 EST (#)
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What zebra said.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2007-03-08 03:54:13 EST (#)
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that is incredibly gruesome looking
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2007-03-08 03:44:37 EST (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-03-08 03:31:50 EST (#)
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its local. Called Dirty Dog IPA.
isnt good as stone if you are wondering.
not much is
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-03-08 03:41:27 EST (#)
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next one will be better maybe
probably not, but maybe.
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-03-08 03:38:34 EST (#)
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Well work on that shit motherfucker.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-03-08 03:37:08 EST (#)
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SOrry, to be truthful I was personally sucked out of my story because I started thinking about what I had for dinner. Apparently I have some sort of ADD or something.
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-03-08 03:34:23 EST (#)
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Isn't this part of that delightfulness thing? You linked it.
Seriously, though, the first paragraph read like the beginning of an interesting story, and even the second paragraph started like a continuation of same.
But when you went into what you made for dinner or whatever it pulled me right out of the narrative which was a shame because it started so well.
No offense or anything.
Fuck delightfulness, though.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-03-08 03:31:50 EST (#)
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its local. Called Dirty Dog IPA.
isnt good as stone if you are wondering.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2007-03-08 03:30:50 EST (#)
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which ipa
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-03-08 03:28:26 EST (#)
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I didnt see delightful anywhere in my title you tit.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-03-08 03:27:56 EST (#)
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oh you cunt you arent delightful at all.
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-03-08 03:26:17 EST (#)
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Your first paragraph was really promising and I was actually interested in reading more.
But I didn't care for the rest.
I'm beginning to see great folly in this competition and it probably has to do with the fact 'delightfulness' is in the fucking title.