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People don't just dissapear (1273 hits)

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Rating: 1.56 on 88 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by LittleMonster (View user info) at 2007-03-08 08:08:30 EST


I came back from work to find him gone. I assumed that my boyfriend had gone to work early and I would at some point stumble across a hastily scrawled note apologising for missing dinner. It took me more than a few minuets to register that all was not well. Certain photos were missing from the sideboard and most of his clothes gone from the wardrobe. His toothbrush was missing from beside the sink. There was no note and he mobile was turned off. I called his work and they hadn't seen him, I told them not to expect him in. I went online and checked our joint bank account. It had already been emptied. I couldn't remember the last time I had used it.

I called everyone I could think of, to ask if they had seen or heard from him. Nobody had and in the following days everyone slipped from disbelief into concern. He hadn't even called his father, who was ringing me on the hour to see if I had any news. Not a day had gone by in the whole time I knew him that he hadn't called his dad. His family tried to file a missing persons report, but the police said there was very little they could do under the circumstances.

Tom had simply disappeared. I carried on trying to make the best of things and hoping he would come back, or at least call to let me know he was ok. Maybe he could explain why he picked up and walked out on me, but he never called and he never came back. His father and family began to call less often. The conversations were now awkward and I would often let the phone ring on to answer phone so I didn't have to talk to them. I had to leave the house because I couldn't afford the rent on my own. I didn't take the remainder of his things with me.

This was over two years ago. I've got on with my life, and I don't miss him any more. I have travelled all over the world, I have done things I wouldn't have dreamed possible. I have fallen in love and had my heart ripped out through my nose. I have lived a lot since he left. I never loved him, not really, but we had an easy companionship and what I thought was a good friendship. It all came out the blue for me, we never fought and I wasn't aware he was unhappy. You never dream that they could leave you without even saying good-bye. Surely you meant something to them?

He remains missing, much to his family's horror and heartache. I'm sure they blame me in someway for his disappearance. At some point you have to stop searching and respect that they simply don't want to be found, people don't just disappear. He made the decision to leave, he knew what he was doing. There was a few muttering about drugs from some of his old friends, but we still turned up nothing along that line of enquiry. I understand more than most the need to get away from everything once in a while. I have picked up and swapped my life over more times than I would like to remember. Never have I done it though, without so much as a courtesy call.

I can't imagine what could possibly of been going through his head to make him do this to his family. It's cruel making them wait like this for news. Maybe they will never know what happened to him and whether he's ok. If he's running from something he did, I can guarantee no one will care. Everything would be forgiven and forgotten as long as they knew he was safe. I doubt I would forgive him for doing this though, I'll never forget the first few weeks, waiting for the phone to ring. It's not fair that I will never be able to bring it to a conclusion.


Every year about 210,000 people are reported missing in the UK. Some go back, and some are found. Many remain missing.





Except he isn't, because it was his fault. (2).jpg (46 kB)

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Submitted by DasHeer (user info) at 2008-03-19 16:08:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

did you consider the foreign legion?

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-03-12 18:49:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-03-12 06:49:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2007-03-12 06:37:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

well depends if sleeping on my nose makes you jealous.....

Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-03-12 06:27:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Should I even ask why your nose hurts? Do I want to know? Or will it make me jealous?

Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2007-03-12 06:23:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

My nose hurts and im at work

Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-03-12 06:04:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Morning T!

ok. Fair enough bob. I see your point. I just got rattled because people here have been rather split on how I have delt with it. A couple of people STILL haven't forgiven me for moving on. In cirtain situations the police have been great in my experiance. This wasn't one of those situations.

Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2007-03-12 05:31:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Mornin'

Submitted by Bob_Bank (user info) at 2007-03-12 04:33:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm really not trying to imply that you are heartless, Just that I wouldn't accept that kind of crap from the cops.

Actually, if I was looking for someone and the cops said stop looking, I'd be VERY worried.


Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-03-11 19:45:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Nope. Do not think that I'm not worried about him. Your right though, I spent too long being angry and I would rather be angry than worried. It's been a very long time. A very long time. People who have been killed under ugly cirumstances don't normally take thier stuff and photos, ID, clothes etc. He left, the police said so. Should I live my life wondering why he did that and left?

Maybe I seem heartless and cruel, but what would you do in my shoes?

Submitted by Bob_Bank (user info) at 2007-03-11 17:35:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Actually I just read the thing. Most people are eventually homesick and call their parents. four years and no call make me suspect dead.
That's what struck me as odd about the story. You didn't feel that bad about him disappearing, but you didn't seem to suspect that he might have been murdered.
If he'd been hit by a bus or some shit there would have been a body to identify.

Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-03-11 07:52:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Bob_Bank (user info) at 2007-03-11 01:37:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Probably dead.

_________

Sadly I think your right. Though I'm pretty sure you just said this to be mean.



Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-03-11 01:57:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-03-09 12:43:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-03-09 11:56:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

People do just disappear.

Okay?

They do.

<locks secret bunker>

__________

It was you! You have Locksly. Admit it!

---

poor locksly.


Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2007-03-11 01:50:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Bob_Bank (user info) at 2007-03-11 01:37:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Probably dead.


Call you up in the middle of the night,
like a fire flower FAR OF light,
you were there like a blow torch burnin',
I was a key that could use a little turnin'

So tired that I couldn't even sleep,
so many secrets I couldn't keep,
I promised myself I wouldn't weep,
one more promise I couldn't keep

It seems no one can help me now,
I'm in too deep theres no way out,
this time I have really led myself a-stray

Runaway train never goin' back,
wrong way on a one way track
seems like I should be getting somewhere,
somehow I'm neither here nor there

Can you help me remember how to smile,
make it somehow all seem worth while,
how on earth did I get so jaded,
life's mysteries seem so FADED(???)

I can go where no one else can go,
I know what no one else knows,
here I am just a drowning in the rain,
with a ticket for a runaway train

Everything seems cut and dry,
day and night earth and sky,
somehow I just don't believe it

Runaway train never goin' back,
wrong way on a one way track
seems like I should be getting somewhere,
somehow I'm neither here nor there

Want a ticket for a runaway train?,
like a madman laughin' at the rain,
a little out of touch little insane,
its just easier THAN DEALING with the pain

Runaway train never goin' back,
wrong way on a one way track
seems like I should be getting somewhere,
somehow I'm neither here nor there

Runaway train never comin' back,
runaway train tearin' up the track,
runaway train burnin' in my veins,
run away but it always seems the same


Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-03-10 12:09:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

ps, I'm a dork.

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-03-10 11:50:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Just caught your kisses. Much appreciated.

Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2007-03-09 20:00:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

ask Hoffa

Submitted by MidnightToSix (user info) at 2007-03-09 19:37:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I think the secret police took him.

Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-03-09 12:43:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-03-09 11:56:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

People do just disappear.

Okay?

They do.

<locks secret bunker>

__________

It was you! You have Locksly. Admit it!

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-03-09 12:17:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-03-08 09:34:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

M.I.A? call Chuck.

A friend of my parents went missing on Thursday last week; he turned up cold and shivering on some cliff on Sunday. Strange what some people do.


--------

This review reminded me of something that had nothing to do with me in high school, when my baseball coach's family found his brother hanging from a tree out in the woods.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-03-09 11:56:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

People do just disappear.

Okay?

They do.

<locks secret bunker>

Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-03-09 10:31:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Holy shit.

Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2007-03-09 09:00:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

that would be lovely!

Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-03-09 08:57:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I compleately understand. I wont put my email address anywhere near this site. It's only a little email, nothing to get excited about. If I have time this afternoon I will write you a proper one.

Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2007-03-09 08:52:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Nah im at work at the minute and didnt want to put my work email address on this site with all the scallys hanging around!

Will have a look later!

Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-03-09 08:40:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

yeah, but I work from home. I sent you an email, did you get it?

Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2007-03-09 08:30:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

You at work LittleMonster?

Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-03-09 08:25:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Lungfish my lovely. So glad we see eye to eye. Your the best!

*blows kisses*

voicewhore needed I think. I want you to sing for me darling.

f_B - I shall make an annoucment, with a big fanfare and lots of flags and midgets dancing around. It'll be great.

Are you in London?




Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2007-03-09 08:24:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-03-09 07:54:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Alas, I have but little time to flirt.

LM, we're only getting married. You can have sex with whomever. I certainly intend to. Besides, Timmmmaaaahhh (or whatever the fuck) is probably a young buck with a good back.

The bastard.

Besides, he lives in Bristol, and I'm a fir-piece away.

(I bet I could sing Sinatra to you in a more lovely manner, however.)


Timmmmaaaahhhh (or whatever the fuck): ease off the Shakespeare, buddy. That's my schtick.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
I wouldnt say a young buck.

I have a bad back but swim to soothe it.

I cant sing.

I cant dance.

I only know that particular play from Shakespeare as like many people I studied it for GCSE English Literature.

Im gonna get me a schtick

Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2007-03-09 07:56:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-08 11:40:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

He's fucking dead. I think that's rather obvious.
====

Mate! Seriously!

And to whoever it was that got that one way train song in my head, nice one. I don't know the fucking words either.

Hey Monster, let us know when you relocate to London. You can join the weirdos that actually meet up.

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-03-09 07:55:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

*fer-piece?

I don't know. I'm no cowboy. That's cowboy-talk.

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-03-09 07:54:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Alas, I have but little time to flirt.

LM, we're only getting married. You can have sex with whomever. I certainly intend to. Besides, Timmmmaaaahhh (or whatever the fuck) is probably a young buck with a good back.

The bastard.

Besides, he lives in Bristol, and I'm a fir-piece away.

(I bet I could sing Sinatra to you in a more lovely manner, however.)


Timmmmaaaahhhh (or whatever the fuck): ease off the Shakespeare, buddy. That's my schtick.

Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2007-03-09 07:38:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

LittleMonster

mail me at nickhallinbristol(a)hotmail.co.uk and we can discuss tea

Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-03-09 07:12:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Thats about spitting distance away. Cool beans! I went over your bridge about a week ago. i should have dropped in for a cup of tea,



Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2007-03-09 07:09:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Bristol LittleMonster.......

Submitted by paul_anthony (user info) at 2007-03-09 07:08:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

word

Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-03-09 06:52:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2007-03-09 06:49:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-03-09 06:36:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2007-03-09 06:27:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Wheres ya photo LittleMonster, the whole world awaits!!

________

I have no intention of ever doing a camwhore. Sorry but my fradgile ego couldn't cope with the abuse. Argh. I'll think about it.

_________

Where exactamundo in this beautiful island are you from?

__________

I'm currently living in Devon, but i shall be moving back to London asap. Where are you?


Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2007-03-09 06:49:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-03-09 06:36:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2007-03-09 06:27:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Wheres ya photo LittleMonster, the whole world awaits!!

________

I have no intention of ever doing a camwhore. Sorry but my fradgile ego couldn't cope with the abuse. Argh. I'll think about it.

_________

Where exactamundo in this beautiful island are you from?

Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-03-09 06:47:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Rorrim, I have to go hunting for food. My hangover just turned hungry. I can't really see camwhoring as being a good idea.

Red - I have always been afriad of Alice in wonderland. I don't know why, but it used to make me cry as a child. Always seemed sinister to me, and this has just confirmed it.

Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-03-09 06:43:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Same rate-update..Forgot those, aswell.



Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-03-09 06:40:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-03-09 06:24:15 EST (#)
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Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-03-09 06:10:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-03-09 06:02:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-03-09 05:31:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Timmaaaaah, cute means fuckable. If there is a girly code, can someone tell it to me, I might understand girls a bit better.


REd - your review left me with nothing to say.


This made me wonder, if you're a girl, or not. Guess i'll stay on the doubt-side, for now...
btw:Stop burning your dinner! (and if you lived around the corner,i'll hit on you,naughty thing!)

_________

Now thats just silly. You'd hit on me when your not sure if I'm a girl? Rorrim!!! Get a grip. Of course I'm a girl. If your not just around the corner, where are you?



OK. My computer didn't approve of
1:burning a dvd &
2:Having 9 explorers opened &
3:Calculating a 5 second movie &
4:Reviewing this post....

So he decided to press the rank button by itself...

Miscliq No 3 in 3 years. I can live with that.

I don't care about your gender. I like your person. Being a girl is an advantage though, me not being mo and such... and i live on a globe. There's not too many corners on such a thing...
I live in holland, Btw (Check : http://www.ubersite.com/m/98029) I'm actually there, right now...

And a camwhore ! Yes, i would like that too. I did it here: http://www.ubersite.com/m/99443


C ya, monster!

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-03-09 06:40:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.antiquelampco.com/Pictures/Holidays/Cheshire%20Cat.gif

Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-03-09 06:36:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2007-03-09 06:27:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Wheres ya photo LittleMonster, the whole world awaits!!

________

I have no intention of ever doing a camwhore. Sorry but my fradgile ego couldn't cope with the abuse. Argh. I'll think about it.


Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2007-03-09 06:27:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Wheres ya photo LittleMonster, the whole world awaits!!

Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-03-09 06:24:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-03-09 06:10:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-03-09 06:02:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-03-09 05:31:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Timmaaaaah, cute means fuckable. If there is a girly code, can someone tell it to me, I might understand girls a bit better.


REd - your review left me with nothing to say.


This made me wonder, if you're a girl, or not. Guess i'll stay on the doubt-side, for now...
btw:Stop burning your dinner! (and if you lived around the corner,i'll hit on you,naughty thing!)

_________

Now thats just silly. You'd hit on me when your not sure if I'm a girl? Rorrim!!! Get a grip. Of course I'm a girl. If your not just around the corner, where are you?


Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-03-09 06:10:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-03-09 06:02:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-03-09 05:31:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Timmaaaaah, cute means fuckable. If there is a girly code, can someone tell it to me, I might understand girls a bit better.


REd - your review left me with nothing to say.


This made me wonder, if you're a girl, or not. Guess i'll stay on the doubt-side, for now...
btw:Stop burning your dinner! (and if you lived around the corner,i'll hit on you,naughty thing!)

_________

Now thats just silly. You'd hit on me when your not sure if I'm a girl? Rorrim!!! Get a grip. Of course I'm a girl. If your not just around the corner, where are you?

Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-03-09 06:02:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-03-09 05:31:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Timmaaaaah, cute means fuckable. If there is a girly code, can someone tell it to me, I might understand girls a bit better.


REd - your review left me with nothing to say.


This made me wonder, if you're a girl, or not. Guess i'll stay on the doubt-side, for now...
btw:Stop burning your dinner! (and if you lived around the corner,i'll hit on you,naughty thing!)

Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-03-09 05:31:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Timmaaaaah, cute means fuckable. If there is a girly code, can someone tell it to me, I might understand girls a bit better.


REd - your review left me with nothing to say.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-03-09 05:25:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

*fades into invisibility, leaving only a big grin*



*swishes tail*




*taunts Queen of Hearts*

Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2007-03-09 05:23:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Am I a pawn in a huge game of chess here? Super.

Does sweet just mean non shaggable? I have a feeling its girls code.

Im only just back from Australia and very very tired. Anyone want some koala perfume?

Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-03-09 05:06:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Lungfish, if youre allolwed all your girlies. I need to have Timmaaaaah.

Is that OK? It doesn't change how I love you, but he's so sweet and cute.

Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-03-09 05:04:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-03-08 12:51:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

your boyfriend is having an illicit affair with a host of uberites. Follow the clues and they will lead you to your boyfriend.

__________

EX BOYFRIEND. Get it right fucktard.

Whats the use. JUST FUCK OFF.

Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2007-03-09 04:38:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

But earthlier happy is the rose distill'd,
Than that which withering on the virgin thorn
Grows, lives, and dies, in single blessedness

Ahhhh what to choose!

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-03-08 21:35:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

And for the mandatory sweetness:

"Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind;
And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind." WS

Seems appropriate, huh?

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-03-08 21:33:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Personally, I'm glad he's outta the picture.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-03-08 16:03:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

he's with some pikeys in a Romany caravan

Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-03-08 14:31:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

My Aunt's husband did this once. 9 years ago he walked out of the house to go to the corner shop to pick up some milk and didn't come back. Three or four months went by and they assumed he was dead, when all of a sudden they get a call from him. He is in France living on the streets. He had made all these rosery beads out of bits of tin foil and string. My aunt took him back and he said that he didn't really remember much of what happened while he was away or how he ended up in France. 6 months ago he left a note and went missing again, only this time he showed up in Cork and his sister saw him and called my aunt 2 days later. Fucked up I tell ya, fucked up.

Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2007-03-08 13:09:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Oh yes, Virginia, yes they do.

Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-03-08 12:51:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

your boyfriend is having an illicit affair with a host of uberites. Follow the clues and they will lead you to your boyfriend.

Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2007-03-08 12:47:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-03-08 10:29:21 EST (#)
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Timmaaaaah - It's the squeaking noise I made upon reading the comment. A very high pitched eeeeeeping noise.

If I didnt make this noise, then I might have exploded. I try not explode too often you see

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nothing better than a girl exploding or so ive heard...


weep

Submitted by tiaprae (user info) at 2007-03-08 12:39:44 EST (#)
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No Comment

Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-03-08 12:32:14 EST (#)
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No Comment

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-08 11:40:47 EST (#)
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He's fucking dead. I think that's rather obvious.

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-03-08 11:28:53 EST (#)
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that's crazy talk!

Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-03-08 10:29:21 EST (#)
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Timmaaaaah - It's the squeaking noise I made upon reading the comment. A very high pitched eeeeeeping noise.

If I didnt make this noise, then I might have exploded. I try not explode too often you see.

Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2007-03-08 10:27:40 EST (#)
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Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-03-08 09:54:02 EST (#)
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Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-03-08 09:51:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2007-03-08 08:49:10 EST (#)
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Awww you are a sweet lady.


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eeeeeeeeeep!

*blushes and hides*

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is eeep the sound of you exploding??

Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-03-08 10:15:18 EST (#)
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Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-03-08 10:11:17 EST (#)
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Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-03-08 09:39:03 EST (#)
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Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-03-08 09:34:07 EST (#)
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M.I.A? call Chuck.
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Who's Chuck?
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Miss Monster I am shocked. Chuck of the Norris. He did loads of movies about finding people M.I.A

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*pouts.....sniffles......whimpers......wails*

It's not my fault my education lacks. I wasn't to know! Don't be bad to me........



Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-03-08 10:11:17 EST (#)
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Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-03-08 09:39:03 EST (#)
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Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-03-08 09:34:07 EST (#)
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M.I.A? call Chuck.
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Who's Chuck?
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Miss Monster I am shocked. Chuck of the Norris. He did loads of movies about finding people M.I.A

Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-03-08 09:54:02 EST (#)
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Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-03-08 09:51:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2007-03-08 08:49:10 EST (#)
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Awww you are a sweet lady.


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eeeeeeeeeep!

*blushes and hides*


Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-03-08 09:51:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2007-03-08 08:49:10 EST (#)
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Awww you are a sweet lady.


Submitted by zimm0r (user info) at 2007-03-08 09:47:03 EST (#)
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!FIRE! !FIRE! !FIRE!

Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-03-08 09:39:03 EST (#)
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Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-03-08 09:34:07 EST (#)
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M.I.A? call Chuck.

A friend of my parents went missing on Thursday last week; he turned up cold and shivering on some cliff on Sunday. Strange what some people do.

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Who's Chuck?

I hope your parents friend is ok.

Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-03-08 09:34:07 EST (#)
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M.I.A? call Chuck.

A friend of my parents went missing on Thursday last week; he turned up cold and shivering on some cliff on Sunday. Strange what some people do.

Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-03-08 09:24:46 EST (#)
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Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2007-03-08 08:56:11 EST (#)
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And 200,000 of these people are junkies.
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Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-03-08 09:09:30 EST (#)
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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-03-08 08:23:17 EST (#)
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Runaway train never going back...
Something something one way track...
Soemthing somethign something some-thing somewhere.....
Somehow I'm neither here no there....
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BWWWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA *GASP* AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-03-08 09:08:00 EST (#)
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No Comment

Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2007-03-08 08:56:11 EST (#)
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And 200,000 of these people are junkies.

Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-03-08 08:51:22 EST (#)
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I wish I could go missing.

Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2007-03-08 08:49:10 EST (#)
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Awww you are a sweet lady.

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-03-08 08:31:07 EST (#)
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No Comment

Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-03-08 08:27:29 EST (#)
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Rorrim. Your very sweet. Feel free to also join in.

Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-03-08 08:26:09 EST (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-08 08:21:09 EST (#)
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We should do charcoal rubbings of our genitalia and share them with each other.

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I doubt I would ever be drunk enough to do this. Though, I would be interested to see the results if you tried

Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-03-08 08:23:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-08 08:21:09 EST (#)
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We should do charcoal rubbings of our genitalia and share them with each other.

That's a good plan to disgrace ourselves ! Bwah, honor wasn't our thing anyway...


Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-03-08 08:23:17 EST (#)
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Runaway train never going back...
Something something one way track...
Soemthing somethign something some-thing somewhere.....
Somehow I'm neither here no there....

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-08 08:21:09 EST (#)
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We should do charcoal rubbings of our genitalia and share them with each other.

Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-03-08 08:15:03 EST (#)
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Sad monster! I walked out on some of my lady's, but i always had the decency to tell 'm i was leaving. Maybe the thoughest thing to do. But if you can't, you shouldn't start at all, i think.
Take care of yourself !


Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-03-08 08:11:09 EST (#)
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Jeebus!


Ah, sweet pity: where would my love life have been without it?

-- Homer Simpson
I Love Lisa