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SPT: Argue With Me (Socratic Like) (1300 hits)

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Submitted by S.I. Co. Semen (View user info) at 2007-03-08 11:45:22 EST


I'm bored as fuck and you cunts bore the shit out of me. I've read maybe 4 posts worth reading today and because I was feeling generous earlier I gave out a bunch of 2's. You self-indulgent neandarthals seem to get a kick out 2's to the point where I feel as though you are all materialistic autists.

Someone out there has a topic that needs debate and unlike Socratic dialect where you are supposed to respect each other, this is the internet where I want to see some animosity unleashed. I'm willing to bet that you faggots couldn't argue your way out of screaming match with Helen Keller. There is only one basis or criterion and that is if you make the statement you better be able to support it.

i.e.:

(p1) Dogs have fur.
(p2) Fido is a dog.
--------------------------
(c1) Therefore, Fido is furry.

You get it, but some of you degenerates don't, so drop your -2 and leave...don't come back.

I'm going to start off with a few topics and let's see where this ends up:

Over/Under on the length of time that Social Security remains.

Greeks are the slimiest pieces of shit to have ever graced the earth. Not only do they stink of souvlaki sauce, but they are mother fuckers to work for.

The penis is a more existentially pleasing object to view as opposed to the vagina.






GO, retards, GO....

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Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-05-09 10:26:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

:)

Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2007-03-11 22:18:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

only a dick would drive such a pussy car.

hahaha~

um, uhh, who are u people?




Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-03-11 21:44:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

Submitted by MistaCharisma (user info) at 2007-03-09 18:43:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-03-08 17:26:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0


Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-03-08 12:33:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

new york banned the "n word"

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So now it's just 'York'?

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-09 11:15:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I could stare at MY penis for hours on end...and have....and am right now.
I would rather have a vagina in my face than a cock though. (despite sholngy's opinion of me)

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-03-09 09:37:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-03-08 19:00:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

" The penis is a more existentially pleasing object to view as opposed to the vagina."

stop using big words that you think will make you sound booklearned.
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it's not a big word at all and it's not even the appropriate word for the purpose he intended.

and he insults my english skills.

Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-03-09 01:14:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

hmmmmmm




looking at a penis.....


looking at a vagina.....



*weighing in the choices*








...speak for yourself, dude

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-03-08 23:09:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

You may have just made my day, iddqd. For realsies.

Hilarious.

Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-03-08 22:59:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-03-08 19:04:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I think he meant "aesthetically" pleasing.

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either way, hes a fuckin moron.

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-03-08 21:31:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2007-03-08 20:22:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-08 07:50:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

You truly didn't think this was worth hitting the submit button for, did you? I'm giving a point for your alpha-numerica outline.
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I can't believe YOU of all people are trying to call someone else on posting shit
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she's got a point Simon you dick muppet.

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-03-08 21:18:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

The penis is a more existentially pleasing object to view as opposed to the vagina.

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???????????????

Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2007-03-08 20:25:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

i think maybe it should have been aesthetically pleasing, that sounds better

AND your face is ugly

Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2007-03-08 20:22:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-08 07:50:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

You truly didn't think this was worth hitting the submit button for, did you? I'm giving a point for your alpha-numerica outline.
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I can't believe YOU of all people are trying to call someone else on posting shit


stones

glass houses


that kind of thing....

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-03-08 19:04:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I think he meant "aesthetically" pleasing.

Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-03-08 19:00:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

" The penis is a more existentially pleasing object to view as opposed to the vagina."

stop using big words that you think will make you sound booklearned.

Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-03-08 18:42:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Shameless link-whore:

http://www.ubersite.com/m/99536

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-03-08 17:26:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0


Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-03-08 12:33:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

new york banned the "n word"

--

So now it's just 'York'?


Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-03-08 16:14:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

niggers are black
you are black

therefore, you are a nigger

Submitted by paul_anthony (user info) at 2007-03-08 15:54:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

You get it, but some of you degenerates don't, so drop your -2 and leave...don't come back.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-08 15:45:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Why don't one of you guys who has a "physical relationship" with bart tell him to fix the problem.

He won't return my emails anymore...probably because I called him a dork a few (hundred) times.

I was JUST KIDDING (a couple of times).

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-03-08 15:43:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-08 15:27:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

In the last week or so, bart's shitty site kicks OUT of posts constantly...and tells me;

"Internet Explorer cannot connect...blah blah blah...please refresh...go fuck yourself...etc."


It keeps doing it to THIS post and whenever I try and link on a Uberboard link.

Anyone else having this problem?

---------------


Constantly.


Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2007-03-08 15:38:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by tiaprae (user info) at 2007-03-08 14:18:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-03-08 12:33:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

new york banned the "n word"
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Is there a fine for saying it in public? What if you're alone in your own home? How exactly do you ban a word to begin with?

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-08 15:35:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I've yet to begin to "whine", you illiterate fuckwit.

Re-read my review. I simply asked a question.

My next question is..."Fix the problem, bart, you fag".



I guess that's not really a question, per se.

BUT IT DEMANDS AN ANSWER.

Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-03-08 15:30:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-08 15:27:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

In the last week or so, bart's shitty site kicks OUT of posts constantly...and tells me;

"Internet Explorer cannot connect...blah blah blah...please refresh...go fuck yourself...etc."


It keeps doing it to THIS post and whenever I try and link on a Uberboard link.

Anyone else having this problem?


All the time . But whining won't solve it..


Submitted by Alcoholocaust (user info) at 2007-03-08 15:29:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

had it happen a couple of times... just refreshed and it seemed fine

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-08 15:27:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

In the last week or so, bart's shitty site kicks OUT of posts constantly...and tells me;

"Internet Explorer cannot connect...blah blah blah...please refresh...go fuck yourself...etc."


It keeps doing it to THIS post and whenever I try and link on a Uberboard link.

Anyone else having this problem?

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-08 15:24:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I spray paper mache glue in your general direction, all of you!

Submitted by Alcoholocaust (user info) at 2007-03-08 15:19:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-03-08 15:03:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

THAT'S my prize? Seriously? Fuck....what's second prize?


Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired.

Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-03-08 15:04:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-08 14:52:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Do you think that picture is photoshopped or an actual paint job?


What do you mean ? This isn't a Gene-job?


Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-03-08 15:03:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

THAT'S my prize? Seriously? Fuck....what's second prize?

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-08 15:02:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

(p1) Orgasmatron apologized for fucking up the presentation
(p2) Predator failed to properly reference "gayer than homosexuality" in his deal below
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
(c1) Predator desperately wants to play tummysticks
(c2 BONUS!! A WINNER IS YOU!!!) Superman can still lick my crinkle

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-03-08 14:54:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I dunno.
I just hope that the hair isn't real.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-08 14:52:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Do you think that picture is photoshopped or an actual paint job?


Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-08 14:42:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

(p1) Not getting the formatting right is for clowshoes
(p2) Orgasmatron didn't get the formatting right
---------------------------------------------------------
(c1) Therefore, Orgasmatron is a fucking toolbag homo clownshoe

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-03-08 14:40:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-08 14:28:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

(a) People purchase comic books featuring Superman
(b) Superman is a fucking clownshoe
(c) People who purchase comic books featuring this intolerable douche are fucking clownshoes
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There is so muc truth in this statement it is blinding.

HOWEVER I do recommend Superman:Red Son since thats actually inventive and well written unlike most other super-pap


Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-08 14:29:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

+1 because my formatting was off.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-08 14:28:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

(a) People purchase comic books featuring Superman
(b) Superman is a fucking clownshoe
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(c) People who purchase comic books featuring this intolerable douche are fucking clownshoes


Submitted by tiaprae (user info) at 2007-03-08 14:18:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-03-08 12:33:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

new york banned the "n word"
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Is there a fine for saying it in public? What if you're alone in your own home? How exactly do you ban a word to begin with?

Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2007-03-08 14:03:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -1



Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-08 14:02:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Ladies and gentleman of the fucking peanut gallery. Can I draw all of your eyes to Susie Derkin and her wonderful argument....it's below this review, numbskulls. She did an absolute fantastic job addressing a concern, supporting her argument and concluding it.

Susie, because I'm still argumentative, fuck you or suck me. Your choice, sweet tits.

Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-03-08 13:55:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Finally! Something to do. Here's my argument: Aerosmith is the reason you can't get normal looking Nike running shoes anymore.

Here's the reason: Rap, back in the day before most Uber users were born, was not part of the mainstream. The music, the "culture", the "fashion", nothing. It was underground. Fucking Aerosmith decided to do a collaboration and re-make "Walk This Way" with Run DMC, thus bringing rap into the mainstream. The culture, fashion and music became popular with the kids, who wanted to emulate their newfound heroes. The advertisers and designers saw this and decided to cash in.

Then the shoe designs started to get nuttier and nuttier to keep up with the ever evolving rap culture. The neon colours of the late eighties/early nineties to the bling bling of today. Now, when you go looking for a pair of running shoes from Nike, you have these to choose from:

1) Bold, clashing multicolours
2) Fancy soles with shocks and air bubbles and all kinds of useless shit in them
3) Metallic moon boots

And you can expect to pay through the nose to look like a twat. Whatever happened to a plain white running shoe with the black/red/whatever swoosh? Non-existent. And it's all fucking Aerosmith's fault. Discuss.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-08 13:31:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

You are all fucking worthless degenerates and the women have vagine's that reek of garlic trout.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-08 13:27:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Wait, I was at a long lunch but they banned the n-bomb. Jesus, does that mean I can't go up to Jew York and tell legs what I really think of her?

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-08 13:13:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I just peed in my own butt. For fake.

Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-03-08 13:12:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-03-08 12:32:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I just coughed up some cancer, for real!
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-03-08 12:29:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

my leg just fell off. for real.
=============

I just bust a gut. for real.

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2007-03-08 12:53:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I tell you, it's like fishing with dynamite.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-03-08 12:51:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i hate you stan.

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2007-03-08 12:49:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Don't mind Inion, she's a stunned cunt. Arguing with her is like running over a deer in headlights, it's not even fair.

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-03-08 12:43:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-03-08 12:42:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

you didn't spell dyke right.
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*sigh* Kike my dear, Kike. A word used as a racial slur against those of a Jewish persuasion.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-03-08 12:42:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

you didn't spell dyke right.

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-03-08 12:40:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-03-08 12:37:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i have never raped a jew!
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SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUREEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Explain THIS then: www.rapeakike.com/inion

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-03-08 12:37:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i have never raped a jew!

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-03-08 12:37:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-03-08 12:34:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

oh, my contention is that banning any single word is a) unconstituional, b) impossible and c) fucking retarded.
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And if they ban the 'n' word how will we ever be able to describe you again as the nigger loving jew-rapist that you are?

Oh WHAT?! I cant say the j-r word either?

Well Im taking it back, JEW RAPE FOR LIFE!

Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2007-03-08 12:36:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I won't be back.

Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-03-08 12:34:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-03-08 12:24:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

you are to intelligence as the zenith is to the horizon.
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Wow, he is certainly chipper today.

And it sounds like his PSAT study group is going well.

Thrope, are you planning on going to a state school or private?

I have to say, there are pros and cons to both.

Jackass.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-03-08 12:34:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

oh, my contention is that banning any single word is a) unconstituional, b) impossible and c) fucking retarded.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-03-08 12:33:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

new york banned the "n word"

we discussed this last night in class. i'm wondering if they're going to ban books with the word in them. let alone the actual book called nigger which was written by a black civil rights activist...

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-03-08 12:32:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I just coughed up some cancer, for real!

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-03-08 12:29:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

my leg just fell off. for real.

Submitted by Alcoholocaust (user info) at 2007-03-08 12:28:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I almost just shit my pants. For real.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-03-08 12:27:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i just farted. for real.

Submitted by Alcoholocaust (user info) at 2007-03-08 12:25:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-03-08 12:24:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

you are to intelligence as the zenith is to the horizon.


A zero?!?!?!?!?

Somebody got laid last night

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-08 12:25:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Stop trying locksly.

Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-03-08 12:24:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

you are to intelligence as the zenith is to the horizon.

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2007-03-08 12:23:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2



Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-08 12:19:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I gave all of your wifes a roman helmet while you were out.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-08 12:17:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Shlongy, I think if you tried to argue in real life your dentures would come tumbling out of your mouth.

Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-03-08 12:14:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Rap is to education as Ubersite is to your career advancement.



Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-08 12:13:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I would argue with you but since it always results in another easy Uber victory for Shlongy, you're not worth my time.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-08 12:08:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Daccory (user info) at 2007-03-08 12:07:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

(p1) Greeks are the slimiest pieces of shit to have ever graced the earth. Not only do they stink of souvlaki sauce, but they are mother fuckers to work for.

(p2) Method is Greek.

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(c1) Method is the slimiest piece of shit to have ever graced the earth. Not only does he stink of souvlaki sauce, but he's a mother fucker to work for.
-=-=-

I don't think anyone is going to argue that.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-08 12:08:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Is there anything rap has done on a positive note?

Arguing for rap and hip I can say that it has introduced a whole new mass marketing money machine (sorry for the consonance) all around the globe furthering the economic development of the states.

Fuck that, I can't argue for that. These kids are turning into degenerates and the hip hop industry is promoting that. We don't need any more drug dealers or influence of negativity.

Submitted by Daccory (user info) at 2007-03-08 12:07:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

(p1) Greeks are the slimiest pieces of shit to have ever graced the earth. Not only do they stink of souvlaki sauce, but they are mother fuckers to work for.

(p2) Method is Greek.

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(c1) Method is the slimiest piece of shit to have ever graced the earth. Not only does he stink of souvlaki sauce, but he's a mother fucker to work for.


Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-08 12:05:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Speaking of running for office and the black community...Have you heard of Milton Street from Philadelphia. This dude has the audacity to run for Mayorial office after being embroiled in legal scandal after legal scandal. What the fuck is wrong with people?




Caul, are you mad that I don't fuck you like I used to?

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-03-08 12:02:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-08 12:00:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Caul, it's cauled sarcasm...seriously if you are going to hang out in a predominantly English speaking forum at least get the nuances that go with it, tardo.
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i'm sorry, my second language skills are not as good as yours, amico.

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-03-08 12:02:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0


Truth.

There are white kids who think it is cool to talk like uneducated blacks. Even blacks don't want to talk like uneducated blacks when they have a choice.

Unless they are running for office, of course.



Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-03-08 12:01:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-08 11:59:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Caul, have you had a chance to take the four cocks out of your mouth yet because it seems like every time you speak, spittle flecks of semen are flying around.
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you're a funny guy. you should stop talking about cock. it reminds us of your tiny bushy dick and it makes you look obsessed/gay.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-08 12:00:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Caul, it's cauled sarcasm...seriously if you are going to hang out in a predominantly English speaking forum at least get the nuances that go with it, tardo.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-08 11:59:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Caul, have you had a chance to take the four cocks out of your mouth yet because it seems like every time you speak, spittle flecks of semen are flying around.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-03-08 11:59:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-08 11:58:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Your argument thesis is shit at the very best.
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looks like someone is regurgitating his first class of philosphy 101.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-08 11:58:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Fuck you blitz_bob, you are a broken down hymen, always getting fucked. Your argument thesis is shit at the very best.


Jack, you fuck cats and had the whole front lawn redone in cat shit.



Zebra, you are half niggerish aren't you.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-03-08 11:58:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

(p1) Dogs have fur.
(p2) Fido is a dog.
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(c1) Therefore, Fido is furry. """

that's rather ironic coming from someone who calls himself something he's not.


Greeks are the slimiest pieces of shit to have ever graced the earth. Not only do they stink of souvlaki sauce, but they are mother fuckers to work for. """

is he really greek or is it another one of your fabulation?


you are retarded.

Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-03-08 11:57:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

sorry..


Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-03-08 11:56:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-03-08 11:51:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

All pussy's have hair. (in their natural condition,ofcourse)
and:
Most people are pussy's.

follows (=>) most people are hairy




Bla bla,bla bla...



Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-08 11:56:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Jack, that little button next to the rate...you see it, ever wonder what it was for? Go ahead, click it, I'll wait....you ready, tada. Put your helmet on and mouth guard back in, son, we're in the middle of a game here.

Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-03-08 11:55:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

I think we can all agree this post is mediocre at best.


Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-03-08 11:54:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You're going about it all wrong.

You need a long, extremely angry sounding title. A few vague, half-baked assertions that 80% of the readers will disagree with are needed. You will need to keep a few people in agreement, so as not to get -2ed off of the main page.

Then, disagree with EVERY review. Call them names. Piss them off. Question their sources, education, politics, religion, and sexual orientation.

THAT'S how you do it.

See any of my posts here with the little flag icon next to it for more information and specifics.

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-03-08 11:54:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2


Oh, and thanks for the pic, douche. I work with over a dozen women. If I want to hang out on this post I have to scroll like a motherfucker past that pic.

We will soon be the most ignorant nation in the western world thanks to hip hop and rap.


Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-08 11:53:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm going to agree with you on that, Jack, simply based on the amount of ebonics being introduced into the mainstream. I'm sick of hearing, "let me axe you something." Hey little shit fuck, it's ask. Are you fucking kidding me? Let's not mention the fact that the rapper anthem is to pimp, trick, gangster, and sell drugs.

With all do respect to the rappers, not everyone is like that and to classify the whole culture together is a tough argument. Generally, yes, though.

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-03-08 11:51:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2



Okay, here's a topic.

Rap Culture is destroying American youth.


Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-08 11:50:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

That doesn't really argue the point, downie.

Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-03-08 11:48:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

The penis is a more existentially pleasing object to view as opposed to the vagina.
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Fag.



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was being sarcastic.

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