SPT: I've Wasted Three Years Of My Life. (Uberversary Post Guarenteed 100% Hitwhore Free. With Added 100% Cockgrabbing/Internet Fellatio/Cunnilingus Etc. PLus Bonus Unshaven Scruffy British Cunt Camwhore). (1143 hits)
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Submitted by Davros (View user info) at 2007-03-08 16:24:16 EST
Well, three years. What could I have achieved in that time?
I could have completed a University Degree, found a new job, travelled the world, got married and had kids or even taken up golf and had enough time to not suck too much.
What have I done?
Nothing, Nada Zilch, Zero, Zip, absolutely FUCK ALL.
I have spent that time fucking around here. What have I achieved here?
Not a great deal, really considering the time I have spent on this website.
I have camwhored far too much. I believe my entire body is present here in various pictures. I have posted 132 Messages, (less than one a week for the whole time I have been here), and achieved just over 191,000 hits. I have made B@W twice, both times I am puzzled about. I have attended Ubercons on two continents and met some pretty amazing people, some of whom have become really good friends. I have entered two Ubermadness contests and a number of smaller competitions, with limited success.
Overall I can say I have had a lot of fun.
Anyway, enough of my waffling, here is some stuff I have liked over the time I have been here. This list is by no means complete, it is just stuff that I remember or bookmarked or labelled.
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Where it all started.
Someone who was a long time lurker mailed me a link to Joe Average's "Women Shut The Fuck Up" and thus began my lurking career on Uber.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/18763
I got hooked pretty quickly.
The following posts are in no particular order.
Brdn_nkds two great series. (Both quite long)
Survivor http://www.ubersite.com/u/Davros/l/survivor
Cardboard Box Adventures http://www.ubersite.com/u/Davros/l/box
Stagger Lee's Monster tale. http://www.ubersite.com/u/Davros/l/monster (*)
Big Mike's Music of my Life http://www.ubersite.com/u/Davros/l/music (*)
Kaos King's Ubercentric series' "Uber Assemble" and "UberWars" (*)
http://www.ubersite.com/u/Davros/l/uberwars
Jack11058 Two short series, "Drawing in the Dark" and "The Plant Janitor" (*)
http://www.ubersite.com/u/Davros/l/jack
Badassmofos series Straight Inc
http://www.ubersite.com/u/Davros/l/straightinc
Circe's NSFW "Boobs of Uber", thank you a million times. (*)
http://www.ubersite.com/u/Davros/l/boobs
Captain Thorns Ubermusic
http://www.ubersite.com/u/CaptainThorns/l/captainthorns_music
Merlina's favourite(???) camwhore
http://www.ubersite.com/m/86465
Phuzzy's Leaving the UK post.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/85682
Redskies Valentines.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/83934
Nath A monster living under my bed (*)
http://www.ubersite.com/m/83568
Spam's Training Day(*)
http://www.ubersite.com/m/82672
Noonie "A Child"(*)
http://www.ubersite.com/m/81305
Scourge UNBAN SCOURGE "Social Experiment"
http://www.ubersite.com/m/78668
Daniel H "Almost Home" (If you only read one of these, read this)
http://www.ubersite.com/m/73878
Jack McCallum "Whirlpool" (*)
http://www.ubersite.com/m/72403
Manic Mother's "My Mother the Bitch"
http://www.ubersite.com/m/67950
Flying Buttmonkey's The Foundling
http://www.ubersite.com/m/63110
Those post marked with (*) represent me being lazy and just picking a post I remembered. This may not be their best work.
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So there it is a small selection of the things that have kept me coming back to this site. There are plenty of other people who entertain me on a daily basis, including but not exclusive to, Mick Ginny, Shlongy, Saxon, Orgasmotron, Saccy, Ghola, Blitzkrieg Bob, Pentameter, Donkey, GLALL, Crystle, Ax and even PFF needs a mention here.
Fuck it you all keep my mind from wandering too far towards doing anything worthwhile, so I love you all in the appropriate way for your gender.
Thank you all for entertaining, disgusting, depressing and lots of other things that end in ing me.
May the next three years be just as much fun.
-Dave
User Reviews
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-03-11 16:38:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2007-03-10 12:43:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck. can we do bold text in posts now?
when the fuck did that happen?
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-03-10 07:11:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy Uberversary ! And this is a way betta camwhore !
Keep annoying us, please ?
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2007-03-10 06:26:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is the first picture of you I've ever seen. You look unimpressed.
Submitted by jojo747 (user info) at 2007-03-10 05:23:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-03-09 09:40:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Good times in London, indeed. Happy Uberversary!
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-03-09 08:51:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WOOOOOOO!!!!
<3
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-03-09 07:46:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Congratulations on 3 years well spent.
*one day, one day I will turn up on someones fucking list. Flips over page on 'When I take over the world' note pad. *
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2007-03-09 07:37:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh and ps, Camra fest is 4th May if you're still interested matey.
Happy 3rd Uberthday.
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2007-03-09 07:35:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I MADE A FUCKING LIST?!?!?!?!?!
>world ends<
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-03-09 07:26:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm glad we're homies, yo'.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-03-09 05:02:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2007-03-08 21:56:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
jebsu christ man eat a stea
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help me jebsu!
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-03-09 02:30:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
For the cam whore, and you're davros.
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2007-03-09 01:12:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you fuckin hit whore
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-03-08 22:01:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You are what you eat. Ergo, Dave is a pussy.
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2007-03-08 21:56:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
jebsu christ man eat a steak
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-03-08 20:32:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck it you all keep my mind from wandering too far towards doing anything worthwhile
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Yup
Submitted by consuelo212 (user info) at 2007-03-08 20:15:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You're gay.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-03-08 19:18:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-03-08 19:01:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-03-08 18:56:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
youre gonna die and regret every wasted second.
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Someone's hungover.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-03-08 18:56:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
youre gonna die and regret every wasted second.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-03-08 18:27:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
If I were you I'd get myself tested.
If you already have...well uh sorry.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-03-08 18:06:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by FlakMonkey (user info) at 2007-03-08 18:04:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm just fucking with you Jack.
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Oh I don't think so. In fact, you are now on my Dead To Me list.
Honestly, I DO fuck up ratings all the time. I'm a tool.
Submitted by FlakMonkey (user info) at 2007-03-08 18:04:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm just fucking with you Jack.
Besides, I'm pretty sure Dave doesn't give a fuck one way or the other.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-03-08 17:58:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Besides, FM, Dave knows well enough that I'm not going to intentionally bomb his rating.
(Struggles to contain secret loathing of Davros and everything the pitiful excuse for a man stands for.)
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-03-08 17:57:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by FlakMonkey (user info) at 2007-03-08 17:34:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You know, Jack, someone said you do that 'ooopsy fucked up rating' thing all the time a while back, and since then I notice you have done it quite a bit.
foul play, man. foul play.
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Shouldn't you be too busy sucking my dick to notice anything happening beyond the orbit of my swinging ballsack?
!!!ATTENTION BART!!!
I wish the voting thing was a series of radio buttons instead of a scroll thing. I scroll down to see the 'rank button' without clicking empty space and change the rating sometimes.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-03-08 17:55:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I LOVE YOU DAVE!!!1
now where's my fellatio???
wait...
crap
retired :(
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2007-03-08 17:52:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by FlakMonkey (user info) at 2007-03-08 17:34:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You know, Jack, someone said you do that 'ooopsy fucked up rating' thing all the time a while back, and since then I notice you have done it quite a bit.
foul play, man. foul play.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-03-08 17:32:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Blame it on zebra.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-03-08 17:32:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry man. I just boned your perfect 2.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-03-08 17:31:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-03-08 16:34:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Your unintrusive good nature requires I rate dishonestly.
You look a bit like McCallum with shorter hair.
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Considering I've never camwhored on Uber... that's a stretch of the imagination.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-08 17:17:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You would have accomplished SOMETHING worthwheile if we had gotten together for some scotches, beers and some chat about The Pistols, Buzzcocks, Clash, Drones, etc.
Submitted by FlakMonkey (user info) at 2007-03-08 17:07:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
one of the best guys on this place.
even stripey horse alter had to agree.
i'm glad you're here, David. you make Uber a better place.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-03-08 17:03:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WE.ARE.THE.SUPERIOR.RACE!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-08 16:53:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You look a little sickly. You must be suffering from some sort of Ginger Ail.....ment.
[insert groan here]
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-03-08 16:51:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
good.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-03-08 16:43:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You running a meth lab in that picture or something?
Submitted by AllyJeans (user info) at 2007-03-08 16:37:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
:)
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-03-08 16:36:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You look like my uncle Scott, without the two-foot long ginger beard. I'm imagining you talking in a high-pitched strong New Jersey accent about 50s pop art, blues music, or bars along the Shore.
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-03-08 16:34:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Your unintrusive good nature requires I rate dishonestly.
You look a bit like McCallum with shorter hair.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-03-08 16:32:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You have my series labelled? Woot.
Submitted by tiaprae (user info) at 2007-03-08 16:31:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-03-08 16:30:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Rock on.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-03-08 16:30:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
it is hot here.
happy uber-thingum.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-08 16:29:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Basically, long story short - HAPPY WASTE OF THREE YEARS YOU LOVELY MARVEL MAN.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-03-08 16:28:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ahahahaha!
That picture looks like it should be accompanied by a news headline...
'UK Prosthesis Designer Creates Low Cost Stainless Steel Rectum; Say Goodbye to Colostomy Bags'
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-08 16:28:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Which has to do with being Something of an Internet Celebrity, dontchaknow.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-08 16:28:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
But in real life I'm a fucking stud.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-08 16:28:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
For which I blame Jonukah.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-03-08 16:28:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
F YOU, POET.
I LOVES YOU, DAVROS.
-Valerie
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-08 16:28:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
By which I mean I come too soon.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-03-08 16:28:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Another UberPoker thing should be done.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-08 16:28:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Kick ass. Why work when you can post quality material for faceless individuals to scrutinize on a daily basis. I, for one, agree with you.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-03-08 16:27:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Everything you ever wanted to know about Davros
User id: 6614
Registered on or around: 2004-03-08 05:41:53 EST
# Messages posted: 132
# Reviews written: 5014
# Times these posts have been reviewed: 4495
# Hits: 191045
Average rating of all messages: 1.53
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-08 16:27:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
But that's something she's already used to.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-08 16:27:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
All hail the living Knight of Malta!
And HA HA...I come before Lishy on the List of Goodness.