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Alice III (The part where Desolwhatsit... comes and -2's regardless) (441 hits)

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Labels: Alice

Rating: 0.75 on 21 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Beano (View user info) at 2007-03-10 03:05:30 EST


http://www.ubersite.com/m/99550

Link to part above, last two lines from part two below (without Lungfish' altered last line!)


Would Charles be a victim to His whim?

Would Charles never see her, nor her see him?


IV


There is a certain joy that Nature holds

That calms the soul and draws the mind from fear;

All Nature's coloured palette, calms and bolds,

Seems brighten hearts and draw them closer near.


So here it was that Alice did go

Unto The Gardens at The Cliff's low edge,

And there she saw the Sage One bent down low,

His wizened, linéd face in flowered hedge.


"Oh, Sage One, listen," murmured Alice,

"I bear a burden I take up with you—"

She held her head up, and her jaw was set—

He shook his head and said, "I'll speak what's true.


"Your lover's off to battle—I can't lie;

I fear to say this, but they all will die."




V

"Oh, Alice, the battle will be wild—

Our armies in a furious rage will meet;

Their armor will be hewn and bodies piled;

The blood and gore will pool beneath their feet.


Rich scarlet rivers flood the battlefield—

I see as if it was before my eyes—

A crimson plasma bathes the swords they wield;

The air is thick with wails and screams and cries.


The force of war will crush them, every one,

Even as their bows are drawn and swords are crossed—

When last of mists of blood falls 'neath the sun,

Their body or their soul is fully lost.


"Oh Alice, please pray that Charles dies—

For if he lives, him you won't recognize."

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Submitted by Judgement (user info) at 2008-11-22 16:26:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-07-26 12:35:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

OH NOES MY RATINGS!

Submitted by maf54 (user info) at 2008-05-14 05:19:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Just to counter what that idiot Director did to you.

Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-13 17:30:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-03-12 04:48:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by ballsonurchin (user info) at 2007-03-11 23:26:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

FAGGOT.
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BWHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

Submitted by ballsonurchin (user info) at 2007-03-11 23:26:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

FAGGOT.

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-03-11 21:44:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

it's dreamy weather we're on

Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-03-11 11:43:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

In the words of George Micheal's "I want your sex" Bean the mean a-rean(?) jelly bean.

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-11 04:54:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Why break the streak now?

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-03-11 04:36:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


...has DM been shit canned?


Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-03-11 01:29:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Lungfish, I too was enjoying the delights of alcohol last night. A little too much in fact.

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-03-11 01:28:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

there will be another two of these... it'll end in misery but thats the point of poetry me thinks !!

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-03-10 12:06:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm a dork.

Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-03-10 09:15:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I don't understand a fuck about poetry...
Have a +2 for nice word combo's and such.

BTW: it's weekend.get pissed ! Follow the fish !

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-03-10 04:27:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Probably the last. I'm tired.

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-03-10 04:01:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

beer. last one was a shot.

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-03-10 03:48:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-03-10 03:27:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2


This should inspire an entertaining amount of huffing and puffing.


Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-03-10 03:23:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm gonna +2 you every time I open another beer or take another shot.

It's my game. I make up the rules.

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-03-10 03:11:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Very good.

By the way, how long are you going to be doing this? I feel kinda weird +2ing poetry.

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-03-10 03:08:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Beano!!!!!!!!!!

Didn't read it. Will do so shortly. Been drinking. My back fucking hurts, but not as much as earlier today...on account of the alcohol.


Homer: Hey, Flanders, it's no use praying. I already did the same thing,
and we can't both win.

Flanders:
Actually, Simpson, we were praying that no one gets hurt.

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