I'm not Pregnant Though I Have Been Impregnated (1673 hits)
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Submitted by Up and aTTOM (View user info) at 2007-03-10 10:14:36 EST
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Submitted by mossimo1213 (user info) at 2007-03-14 16:53:41 EDT (#)
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haha funny
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-03-14 16:34:31 EDT (#)
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stalker or not, that IS a boner.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-03-14 15:23:07 EDT (#)
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stalker below
Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2007-03-14 14:41:10 EDT (#)
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BONER in picture 6!
WOOOO!!!
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-03-12 18:25:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2007-03-12 18:03:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2007-03-12 13:10:53 EDT (#)
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You are such a nerd.
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A lovable nerd.
That face hugger needs an Uber-alter
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Hvent seen you around for a while duder, how goes it?
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2007-03-12 18:03:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2007-03-12 13:10:53 EDT (#)
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You are such a nerd.
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A lovable nerd.
That face hugger needs an Uber-alter
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2007-03-12 17:48:20 EDT (#)
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I approve
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2007-03-12 13:10:53 EDT (#)
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You are such a nerd.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-03-12 12:39:34 EDT (#)
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I have bad news - just because you got raunched up the fudge tunnel does not make you pregnant
Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2007-03-12 12:35:25 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-03-12 09:37:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Although the Urbane line was completely uncalled for, the post-shit expression on your made this post worth an infinite amount of +2's.
Too bad you had the Uber reference, otherwise this would be a great B@W post...
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2007-03-12 09:08:50 EDT (#)
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"That's so much better than you merciful Jesus"
Thank Scrotar for typos.
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2007-03-12 05:22:02 EDT (#)
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Was that Haggis?
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-03-12 00:08:13 EDT (#)
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amused me
Submitted by consuelo212 (user info) at 2007-03-11 18:17:41 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-03-11 16:28:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-03-11 16:11:47 EDT (#)
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You do realise this will result in the freakiest uberdirectory entry, eva.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-03-11 15:59:32 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-11 14:47:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
o face o face o face
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-03-11 14:45:33 EDT (#)
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gooooooooooooooooooooooold
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-03-11 14:28:57 EDT (#)
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Chuck Norris got nuhteeng on chu, mang.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-03-11 14:28:10 EDT (#)
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You must be one tough motherfucker.
First you beat cancer.
Then you shit out aliens.
Goddamn.
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-03-11 13:07:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll plus two this, even if I told you I wouldn't, just because it's totally fucking awsome, yah goofballs.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-03-11 12:36:38 EDT (#)
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nutter.
you're awesome.
and very very very VERY weird.
Submitted by Commander_Phil (user info) at 2007-03-11 12:10:32 EDT (#)
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Alien Furries are scary!
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2007-03-11 10:59:26 EDT (#)
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almost shat yourself there
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-11 07:52:08 EDT (#)
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Well played, sir. Well played.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-03-11 06:07:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-03-10 21:33:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HELLO MY HONEY
HELLO MY BABY
HELLO MY RAGTIME GAAAAL
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That has got to be the best parody film ever.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-11 05:07:49 EDT (#)
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I loathe those glasses.
Howerver, nice post. Made me laugh. <laughter>
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2007-03-11 03:31:15 EDT (#)
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Sweet zombie Jesus!
Best exclamation line ever. I love Futurama.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-03-11 01:17:41 EST (#)
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You look reaaally pervy in that last photo.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-03-11 01:15:34 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2007-03-10 23:45:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Pure gold.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-03-10 23:34:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
instant classic
hhahaha
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2007-03-10 22:38:48 EST (#)
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Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-03-10 10:20:04 EST (#)
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HAHAHAAAHA! How you come up with this stuff ? Great!
Alien VS TTom - the continueing saga !
may the whore be with you!
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I Duddits! Wait, wrong movie...although it does have a similar story about pooping out aliens.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2007-03-10 21:49:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Even 'zany' doesn't cover it...I don't think the word that does has been invented yet.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-03-10 21:47:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
highly disturbing
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-03-10 21:33:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HELLO MY HONEY
HELLO MY BABY
HELLO MY RAGTIME GAAAAL
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2007-03-10 21:26:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2007-03-10 21:19:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
u win
Submitted by Dolson (user info) at 2007-03-10 13:57:44 EST (#)
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Brilliant.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-03-10 13:44:32 EST (#)
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HAHA!
Submitted by ampersand (user info) at 2007-03-10 13:27:49 EST (#)
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Christ
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-03-10 12:52:51 EST (#)
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Submitted by Off_The_Wagon (user info) at 2007-03-10 12:51:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Clever angle or no, it doesn't seem as if it could be as hygienic as it once was.
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Its not as if I cuddle up to the damn thing at night.
Ive got a Master Chief action figure for that.
Submitted by Off_The_Wagon (user info) at 2007-03-10 12:51:52 EST (#)
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Clever angle or no, it doesn't seem as if it could be as hygienic as it once was.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-03-10 12:49:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by Off_The_Wagon (user info) at 2007-03-10 12:47:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
How could you stick your plush alien baby in toilet water?
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Its actually not in the bowl, its just a clever camera angle
Submitted by Off_The_Wagon (user info) at 2007-03-10 12:47:04 EST (#)
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How could you stick your plush alien baby in toilet water?
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-03-10 12:41:09 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-10 12:38:00 EST (#)
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Alright, wiseass...who took the pictures of you on the bowl?
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Unlike the box brownie cameras in your day todays cameras have a "TIME-UR"
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-10 12:38:00 EST (#)
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Alright, wiseass...who took the pictures of you on the bowl?
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-03-10 12:34:21 EST (#)
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Because I'm listening to "Pride and Joy"
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-03-10 12:32:54 EST (#)
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Submitted by Gunslinger (user info) at 2007-03-10 11:06:06 EST (#)
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We have the same toilet seat, I think.
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I had them too but a drunk girl fucked them with her head while trowing up
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-03-10 12:19:49 EST (#)
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Posts like this remind me that this website is full of fucking dorky nerds who actually have action figures.
:-(
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-03-10 12:14:27 EST (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-03-10 10:53:07 EST (#)
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Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2007-03-10 10:32:33 EST (#)
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Disturbing.
Also, seeing you with a boner was completely unnecessary.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-03-10 12:04:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-10 10:18:17 EST (#)
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You are zany.
Submitted by eric_the_bread (user info) at 2007-03-10 12:02:58 EST (#)
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SWEET ZOMBIE JESUS!
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-03-10 11:32:23 EST (#)
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Jesus...
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-03-10 11:21:21 EST (#)
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It almost looks like you sprouted wood in that one pic.
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-03-10 11:18:49 EST (#)
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Outstanding
Submitted by Gunslinger (user info) at 2007-03-10 11:06:06 EST (#)
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We have the same toilet seat, I think.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-03-10 10:53:07 EST (#)
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Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2007-03-10 10:32:33 EST (#)
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Disturbing.
Also, seeing you with a boner was completely unnecessary.
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2007-03-10 10:52:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
THAT'S IT MAN! GAME OVER! WE'RE IN SOME PRETTY SHIT NOW, HUH?!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-03-10 10:52:30 EST (#)
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So many photoshop opportunities - particularly the one with you grunting and looking in slight fear.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-03-10 10:47:48 EST (#)
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This was marginally better the first time, when thorpe did it. Ubersite has come a long way to allow ugly faggots like you to get away with something as brain hemorrhagingly shit as this.
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2007-03-10 10:47:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I consider myself entertained, sir. Good show! har, I dare say.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-03-10 10:33:57 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2007-03-10 10:32:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Disturbing.
Also, seeing you with a boner was completely unnecessary.
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-03-10 10:20:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAAAHA! How you come up with this stuff ? Great!
Alien VS TTom - the continueing saga !
may the whore be with you!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-10 10:18:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You are zany.