On Jobness (1263 hits)
Category: Computers & InternetRating: 0.48 on 91 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Redskieslookfake (View user info) at 2007-03-11 21:04:45 EDT
My iPod is dying at the moment. It is making a clicking noise. I'll still go out and buy another one. His Jobness's reality distortion field is at full power at the moment.
I know the Zen whatsamacallit can play more sound formats for 5 pence left and I know I could build my own pc out of tinfoil and string and it cost less - but I agree with Steve. Nice design, great interface and the software works without hours of configuration are things I'm willing to pay a little bit more for.
I've got 4 macs and 3 ipods and I do look forward to the launch of new Apple kit. How many manufacturers attract that much interest? Do Dell have rumour sites about them? No. There's something special about products designed by an Englishman at the bequest of a billionaire former hippy manufactured by the chinese to be stamped with 'designed in California.'
Farewell little iPod - you've served me well.
User Reviews
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-10-11 19:11:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-10-11 18:50:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fight the... whatever the hell is going on here.
Submitted by psikosismc (user info) at 2008-10-11 15:10:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by aquagirl (user info) at 2008-09-08 16:42:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
YOU can afford am iPod??
Submitted by Naplander (user info) at 2008-08-30 16:55:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Quality post.
Submitted by bubba69 (user info) at 2008-08-24 15:43:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
my ipod...my ipoooooooooooooooooood
Submitted by scinut (user info) at 2008-08-08 16:57:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-08-05 17:37:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by WantageJamie (user info) at 2008-08-05 17:19:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-03-16 01:48:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xxa04SEXcw
this was the thing i was asking you to find me.. it was dexter brown who had posted it.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-03-14 08:51:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ipod makes me die inside.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-03-12 21:24:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i don't get it.
i have more widescreen monitors than anyone i know. and none of them are those hideous apple ones. they range from 24 inches to 106 inches.
after the apple IIe, it all went downhill from there.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-03-12 20:06:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
one day Hidden, one day - you shall appreciate binoculars and stereoscopic vision. Perhaps your offspring. Why not breed with BadAssJulie?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-03-12 20:03:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-03-12 20:00:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-03-12 03:40:40 EDT (#)
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Macs are for homosexuals
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Tough talk for a man on whom widescreen monitors are totally wasted.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-03-12 20:00:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-03-12 03:40:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Macs are for homosexuals
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-03-12 19:02:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
4 macs? What for?
The strongman competition is on ESPN. I like manly men.
Submitted by zimm0r (user info) at 2007-03-12 17:11:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Incantion Spell Binding of Zephyr Realm!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-03-12 13:50:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
actually it's alan "wor al" shearer.
Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2007-03-12 13:36:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i bet Steve Jobs is in your sexual fantasies :)
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-03-12 13:30:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
YOU COMPLETE TARD.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-03-12 12:36:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
heh
nice.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-03-12 12:31:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WHY ARE YOU YELLING GRAMPS MY HEARING IS JUST FINE
WHAT DID YOU DO
GET YOUR GRANDKIDS TO SEARCH MY POSTS FOR PROOF OF AGE HMMMMM
GEEZ
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-03-12 12:24:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
generally I prefer cheddar but when you put it that way, how could I resist?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-12 12:21:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hungry for hot, melted white over tortillas below
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-03-12 12:07:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's possibly the most disturbing come-on I've heard...in the last 24 hours.
PS you calling me Cole Jose (let's pretend I know how to do the acento escrito sobre la primera 'e') makes me want nachos.
Bastard.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-12 12:07:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AND I'M A YEAR OLDER THAN YOU. HOW THE FUCK AM I GRAMPS???
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-12 12:06:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Keep it up and imma do you until you help me eat my peas, Colestra.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-03-12 12:04:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I"M SO MEAN
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-03-12 11:58:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-12 10:10:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-03-12 00:34:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
413
old man who can't go a second round below
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I take offense to this on two counts.
Watch yourself, Colé Jose. Keep this up and I may just have to learn you. Learn you real good.
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ooh, idle threats from gramps. Watch it while you hobble over to learn me real good....wouldn't want you to crack a hip.
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-03-12 10:50:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I.m gonna make me a cup of coffee. Not even Uber keeps me awake, today.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-03-12 10:36:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OBSESS MUCH????
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-03-12 10:23:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My iPod is dying at the moment. It is making a clicking noise.
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Jake, you dickbrain, change the settings! Surely that's all that's wrong?!?!!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-12 10:10:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-03-12 00:34:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
413
old man who can't go a second round below
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I take offense to this on two counts.
Watch yourself, Colé Jose. Keep this up and I may just have to learn you. Learn you real good.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-03-12 09:42:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
My brother-in-law's iPod repair business might be of interest to you: http://www.ipodrepairsquad.com/
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-03-12 09:10:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-03-12 06:37:10 EDT (#)
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did it get cold hurty? can give it a few more days life sometimes.
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No, it just gave up after I plugged it into the same cable as a spanking new Nano. No idea what happened, but I'm slowly rebuilding my musics :(
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-03-12 07:50:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
OUR*
fuck this stupid post.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-03-12 07:49:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-03-11 21:12:44 EDT (#)
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And Englishman designed the Ipod?
There's a big row in Australia right now about whether or not an Englishman designed the Sydney Harbour Bridge.
Fucking Englishmen got their durt little fingers everywhere.
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YOU BROKE OUT WEMBLY... DO NOT EVER SPEAK ABOUT ENGLISH SHODDINESS.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-12 07:13:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-03-12 06:37:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
did it get cold hurty? can give it a few more days life sometimes.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-03-12 06:18:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 Mac. My iPod has miraculously revived itself, mere days after my sisters Zen died. Hah.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-03-12 03:47:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-03-12 03:40:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Macs are for homosexuals
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This aint a debate chappy.
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-03-12 03:40:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Macs are for homosexuals
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-03-12 01:13:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
397 dude with no sense of humor who doesn't realize that I am rocking out to my overpriced name brand ipod right now below
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-03-12 01:11:15 EDT (#)
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0.
Let's not give ipod users any more attention with reviews.
ipods are over-priced pieces of crap for socialists.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-03-12 01:00:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
399 don't be sorry; that's just the way it is; some things will never chaaaaange
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-03-12 00:59:49 EDT (#)
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400. Ahahahaha. Sorry Coley.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-03-12 00:57:43 EDT (#)
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401 dirty old man that doesn't realize that us being married means he'll never again be on top of me below
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-03-12 00:56:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
402. Har har. Just wanted to be on top of Coley.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-03-12 00:54:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
403 girl that totally fucked this up and is a complete and utter reject and mental case who has to mentino 405 just because it got left out, here.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-03-12 00:52:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
404 fuck this, here
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-03-12 00:52:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
406, man who can add and subtract residing at present level.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-03-12 00:52:01 EDT (#)
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406 girl that fucked up and made two 408s and no 407 below *weep*
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-03-12 00:50:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
408 girl that fucked up the rating because she was too busy making her review clever and witty below
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-03-12 00:49:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
408, dude that is one of those dudes that's all like "oh noo man I meant 'gay' like stupid, not 'gay' like homosexual or even happy even though those are the only really acceptable definitions of the word and by using it in another context I am showing the limitations of my insulting and/or bantering vocabulary" below
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-03-12 00:48:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
409, meant banterers, below.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-03-12 00:47:00 EDT (#)
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410. a girl who can't understand "gay" when it is used to describe inane banters, below.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-03-12 00:43:56 EDT (#)
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411, dude who either misunderstands the definition of "gay" or thinks I have a penis, below
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-03-12 00:38:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
412, you guys are so gay, below.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-03-12 00:34:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
413
old man who can't go a second round below
sweet dreams OMan
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-12 00:34:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
414
off to bed below
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-12 00:33:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
415
chick who's resumed her proper position below me below
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-03-12 00:26:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
416
silent rejection below
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-03-12 00:21:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
417
GUY WHO WANTS ME ON TOP OF HIM BELOW
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-12 00:14:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
418 chickabowmow
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-03-12 00:09:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
419 MORE REVIEWS
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-12 00:02:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Needs 420+ more reviews.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-03-11 22:09:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
its for christ's sake.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-03-11 22:08:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
To hell with ipods. I'm not bringing any ipod home unless it will earn it's own living. I'm no fucking charity.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-03-11 22:05:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-03-11 22:05:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ipod, upod, everbodypod.
Pod, by God.
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You wouldn't understand, you're in your 50s.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-03-11 22:05:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ipod, upod, everbodypod.
Pod, by God.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-03-11 22:05:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Beeb has an 8MB Zen?
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-03-11 22:04:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
My 20GB Zen filled up about six months ago :(
Out of necessity I am going to buy an 80GB iPod. When I get a job.
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2007-03-11 21:57:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
buy a zen i got an 8 meg it does me good plus it has an fm radio
FUCK APPLE
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-03-11 21:49:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HA- I meant in reference to the color more than your word choice, but that works, too.
I prefer periwinkle.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-03-11 21:46:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
DAMMIT that's meant to say "light red"
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-03-11 21:45:43 EDT (#)
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"My armour is light pink."
"I understand the need to safeguard your masculinity, but really, it's a whole lot easier to just say 'pink'."
Nah it's not quite lavender.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-03-11 21:43:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHA What's the matter, stag, you have a problem with LAVENDER?
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-03-11 21:26:50 EDT (#)
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The apple service centre in the city fucked me over in two minor yet niggling ways. I put my ipod in for warranty replacement. From the worksheet that went with it they knew that a) I was a PC user and b) I was a guy. So they sent me a) a mac-formatted ipod and b) a free LIGHT PURPLE cover. Lame.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-03-11 21:24:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i just got an ipod for my bday a month ago. it rules. it works, its fuckin easy to use, has good sound and is an awesome gold colour. its so fuckin disco, im thinking of growing an afro and getting some shoes with goldfish in.
Submitted by Off_The_Wagon (user info) at 2007-03-11 21:20:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-03-11 21:20:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I thought this was gonna be rant about the fashion students.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-03-11 21:18:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh yeah, I remember who that guy is now.
I'll bet he's got more money than fucking God.
BUT HE HAD TO COME TO AMERICA TO GET IT!
NYAH NYAH NA NA!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-03-11 21:17:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I <3 my Samsung YP-Z5. Like-Nano design (interface by the same guy), non-apple slavery and price.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-03-11 21:14:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
no vagina
no campee
understood
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-03-11 21:14:14 EDT (#)
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonathan_Ive
The blokey himself
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-03-11 21:13:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's *durty*
I hope you understand, Redskies, that I'm not going to camp this post, simply because of the fact that you do not have a vagina between your legs.
You cool with that?
You ok?
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-03-11 21:12:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And Englishman designed the Ipod?
There's a big row in Australia right now about whether or not an Englishman designed the Sydney Harbour Bridge.
Fucking Englishmen got their durt little fingers everywhere.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-03-11 21:11:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-03-11 21:10:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I've never had an Ipod.
Fuck I've still got a walkman stashed away somewhere, from the days when those were the "latest."
Goddamn I'm old.
:-(
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-03-11 21:07:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
*hate
whoops
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-03-11 21:07:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i have apple.
i refuse to buy an ipod, imac, or iphone.