Bubba loves Butter nuts (401 hits)
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Submitted by paul_anthony (View user info) at 2007-03-11 22:27:33 EDT
Bob Udell had worked with Dildo's from the age of 12. Now, out on his own in the working world at 22, he had landed a job with his idol's company.
The world's largest dildo manufacturer had been Bob's hero for many years. The new job was the greatest thing in the kid's life, a rubber phallic shaped love affair come to reality, a chance to use his skills to further the income of both himself and the man he affectionately thought of as "Butter Nuts"
Word in the rumor mill had it that Butter Nuts had planned a visit to this particular factory, and Bob Udell couldn't have been more pleased or excited. The man! Here! Wow!
Monday morning found the young man awake at 4:00AM, unable to sleep until the alarm rang 6:30. Today is the day! Showered and shaved and on the road by 4:30, he knew he would have a lot of time to kill until the 8:00AM arrival of Butter Nuts Luckily, the xxx goods store opened at 7:00, and today was the first day of the 2 for 1 vibrating sheep sale.
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-03-16 16:11:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by zimm0r (user info) at 2007-03-12 17:11:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-03-12 13:18:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-12 07:25:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This could have been so much better.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-12 07:25:58 EDT (#)
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This could have been so much better.
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2007-03-12 05:18:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Well where to begin.
I was enraptured - the subject matter alone deserves attention, being not at all cliche or done-to-death, but the way you slipped in your unique twist - Wow - I would say I was speechless, yet of course one cannot say this without not being so.
Fantastic use of the generic moniker 'Bob' - I bet that's not the first name that sprung into your learned head.
One can only hope this turns into a series, as I'm sure I speak for all readers when I say that I was left hanging, cringing within the anticipatory blanket you had slung over me as my eyes were glued to the screen, awaiting what may or may not next happen to our beloved protaganist, Bob.
Unfortunately, there is a missing full stop in the next to last sentance, which, with some regret, forces me to rate this lower than it so richly deserves.
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-03-12 03:57:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
wha?
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-03-12 00:41:35 EDT (#)
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...k then
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-03-11 22:41:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You can bet they asked him to sit down several times to make sure he could handle the job.