Time For Plan B (1300 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1.46 on 33 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Steve St. IHOP of Awesome (View user info) at 2007-03-12 02:11:38 EDT
Dear God,
Let this shit work.
I'll stop praying for plane crashes if you grant me this one wish.
Please?
Your friend,
Steve
PS: If I need a Plan C can anyone offer me a cheap rate on a back alley abortion for a Mexican chick I just knocked up?
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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-04-07 12:23:49 EDT (#)
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*waits for you to come back*
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-03-12 22:19:39 EDT (#)
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I know a great flight of stairs that would serve well as your Plan C.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-03-12 19:00:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-03-12 02:59:09 EDT (#)
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i relied on it several times. do not worry.
you can always punch her.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-03-12 19:00:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Um..
"B" IS FOR BABY.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-03-12 18:37:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
gross.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-03-12 18:26:00 EDT (#)
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I like Bertys comment more than this post...off to +2 Berty
Submitted by zimm0r (user info) at 2007-03-12 17:11:04 EDT (#)
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Incantion Spell Binding of Zephyr Realm!
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2007-03-12 16:42:32 EDT (#)
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You all fill me with such hope.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-03-12 16:20:11 EDT (#)
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WOO! TAKE THAT DARKO!
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-03-12 15:40:36 EDT (#)
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Say it with me now......
Oops
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2007-03-12 13:26:33 EDT (#)
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i hope it works. we certainly
don't need two of you in the
world.
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-03-12 12:45:29 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-03-12 11:45:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you're fucked
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-12 10:14:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Imma call you Steve's Bodega de ZZ Top from now on:
If you're down in Acuna and you ain't up to being alone
don't spend all your money on just any honey that's grown.
Go find the Mexican blackbird and send all your troubles back home.
They all call her her "puta" 'cause no one really knows her name.
She works the cantina, dancin' and a-lovin's her trade.
Her mama was Mez'can and her daddy was the ace of spades.
Oh, let's drive that old Chrysler down to Mexico, boy.
Said, keep your hands on the wheel there.
Oh, it sure is fine, ain't it?
Now, ya got it! Hand me another one of them brews from back there.
Oh, this is gonna be so good.
Mmm, she's hot as a pepper but smooth as a Mexican brew.
So head for the border and put in an order or two.
The wings of the blackbird will spread like an eagle for you.
Oh, one more time...
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-03-12 09:45:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hope everything works out for you :)
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-03-12 09:43:45 EDT (#)
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Steve St. Spic
Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2007-03-12 09:24:29 EDT (#)
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oh dear. no wonder you've been on hiatus :(
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-03-12 09:04:47 EDT (#)
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hahhahahhahahahhahahhahahahaahhaahhaha'
your life is OVER!
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2007-03-12 08:16:45 EDT (#)
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You posted!
Oh, wait
....
....
ummmm, why would you do this to yourself?
P.S. There is no God.
P.P.S. Check your email.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-12 07:16:39 EDT (#)
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you're not supposed to fuck beaners, unless you are using a shovel.
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-03-12 06:45:26 EDT (#)
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afwully=awfully. Monday morning manic mindswitch..
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-03-12 06:44:00 EDT (#)
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Good thing. This way we can eridicate those afwully white people, who only buy solariums to get tanned like the minority's they piss on.
(how much energy would we conserve, if we all would be from colored origin ?)
Just something that erupted from my thumb. The numbers could be interresting...
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-03-12 04:44:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hoping for the best
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2007-03-12 04:25:03 EDT (#)
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Uhoh.
Yet another effortlessly tan baby in the world.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-03-12 04:01:46 EDT (#)
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So, wanted to tell uber you got laid, eh?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-03-12 04:01:00 EDT (#)
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This brings to mind a story about a pair of identical twins born in Hungary during the 19th century. They were born into a rather impoverished logging town in the mountains, only a few dozen miles from the Slovakian border.
Twins were a rare thing in those days of high infant mortality and so in many places of the world thier existance and the survival of their mother would have been an occaison for sensationalism and curiosity. Not so in the poverty stricken home.
Instead they took to the work of women in towns who's chief point of note is large, bearded, outdoorsmen hitting wood with axes; the service industry. The logging industry has never been a safe one though, and whilst in those days the work was at least profitable, passing those profits on to the workforce was considered ludicrous. Hence a town without humour, colour, pity, compassion.
One can imagine the twins upbringing a traditional dysfuntional mix of neglect and abuse. Evidence suggests that the young girls quickly came to know the rough attention of the menfolk of the town. When their father died the twins took it upon themselves to transform the family home into a bordello.
Some years later it transpired that they would take in girls who had fled or been thrown out of the family homestead in disgrace. The sisters were terribly cruel, tying up pregnant girls in the basement and beating them with lengths of knotted rope untill they miscarried or, in many cases, burying the bodies under the earther basement floor.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-03-12 03:59:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Any chance of sloppy seconds?
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-03-12 03:49:21 EDT (#)
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Just punch her in the ovaries. Or get a coat hanger [insert evil laugh]
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2007-03-12 03:47:26 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/99599
I'm sorry, Steve. But I'm trying to help you out for your own good.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-03-12 02:59:09 EDT (#)
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i relied on it several times. do not worry.
you can always punch her.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-03-12 02:29:00 EDT (#)
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well, um, at least you got laid?
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-03-12 02:28:20 EDT (#)
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Babies. The number one killer of Ubersite accounts.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-03-12 02:26:47 EDT (#)
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Oh Jesus Steve
I was going to ask what you've been up to but all of a sudden it's quite apparent