Here I Am, Again On My Own (995 hits)
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Submitted by zimm0r (View user info) at 2007-03-12 08:13:09 EDT
Well, not exactly since I'm living with mom again. People referred to me as an alter in my last blog, and I think you mean that I have a personality disorder. I assure you that I do not, I'm just socially inept at sometimes but according to Dr. Mueller I am just fine. To prove to you that I'm not alter bound I will tell you a story of my times at Starbucks (BTW, they still owe me four vacation days that they haven't payed to me yet, SOB's).
I was working the 4-10 shift, the second part of my split-double for the day and it was a doozie. The store had sold almost $10,000 in coffee product, food items, and secondary items such as mugs according to my manager, Jim. Think about it, that's just one store, out of chain of hundreds all across the country. I wonder where Starbucks gets their coffee from. I know that they started in Seattle, you have to know that as part of the training program.
Anyway, I noticed this guy on his computer taking advantage of the wi-fi playing some type of game and lo and behold it was World of Warcraft. I made small talk with him for a little bit and found out that he had a level 42 Tauren Hunter and I didn't mention that I, too, play WoW...but then again, who doesn't?
Anyway, it was well past 10PM now, the time the store closes and this dumb guy wouldn't leave the store. I was mopping and sweeping around him, flipping chairs up on the tables, and doing the prototypical checklist when it comes to cleaning and closing the store. At about 10:15 I made my move. In a non-casual way I offered him a deal he couldn't refuse. I said: "Hey, sir, we are closing up as you can tell, but I will offer you this: Let's play a game of WoW for keeps, and then you have to leave, win or lose." I didn't mean to sound so forward, but oh my god, he just looked like he was never going to leave.
Why was I so confident? What didn't he know? I went back to my managers office and convinced him to let me clock out and use his computer. I also told him that I would lock up when I was done. It was on! I have a level 70 NE (Night Elf) Hunter with epic crossbow, 1K gold, and normal flying mount. The character only has 1 run off from being revered with Honor Hold for Hellfire Citadel Heroic and is well known in almost all WoW forums.
Here are my NE's stats as of now.
Head: Earthwarden's Coil +12 AP red gem, +24 AP and Minor Run Speed meta gem, +34 AP and +16 Hit Rating rep enchant
Neck: Earthen Mark of Razing
Shoulders: Beast Lord Mantle +3 Crit Rating and +4 Stam yellow gem, +12 AP red gem, +13 Crit Rating rep enchant
Back: Sergeant's Heavy Cloak +12 Agi enchant
Chest: Breastplate of Rapid Striking +150 Health enchant
Wrist: Auchenai Bracers +12 AP red gem, +24 AP
Gloves: Ar'tor's Mainstay +26 AP enchant
Waist: Blessed Scale Girdle
Legs: Scaled Greaves of Patience +6 Crit Strike Rating yellow gem, +12 AP red gem, +6 Stamina Blue gem, +40 AP and +10 Crit Rating LW rep enchant
Feet: Scaled Greaves of Patience +8 Stamina LW armor kit
Fingers: Ring of Umbral Doom, Naliko's Revenge, Violet Eye rep ring friendly
Trinkets: Hourglass of the Unraveller, Bladefist's Breadth, Insignia of the Alliance (non resilience)
Two Hand: Sonic Spear (Savagery enchant = +70 ap)
Ranged: Steelhawk Crossbow (Scope +10 dmg)
He has mining at 375, engineering at 362, and can make Khorium Scopes.
Needless to say, it only took me 45 minutes to sweep this turd out the front door, with his hunter in my possession. I could probably sell that on ebay for $200 but if I keep him and play with it I can get more later. Besides, without having a job I've been able to log a lot of days and hours getting my characters up to par. One day, when my mom decides that she wants to kick me out, I will have to sell my beloved WoW characters for a down payment on my apartment.
Well, that's my story. HOW NEAT! Sorry for my previous posts trying to find a woman, but I'm just desperate is all.
If any of you play WoW, let me know, and perhaps we can play sometime...for keeps LOLOLOL.
User Reviews
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-03-15 18:43:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This post sucked.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-03-15 18:19:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.wowanonymous.com/
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-14 16:04:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-03-12 08:56:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Im a geek, this is a fact.
Yet, even I think you are a loser.
-2die
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FUCKING BUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNN!
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-14 15:57:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-14 15:57:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fucking virgins.
Submitted by Franger (user info) at 2007-03-13 02:48:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This doesn't even make sense
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-12 21:15:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I stopped reading at "People referred to me as an alter in my last blog..."
Go to a BLOG if you want to write this shit.
This is a serious writers...ah, fuck it. I cant say that with a straight face.
But this sure as shit ain't your fucking "blog".
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2007-03-12 21:02:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Got to: "blog"
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-03-12 17:47:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-12 11:23:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+1Nerd
+1Virgin
+20 Attack
+5 Defense
-5 Magic Defense
Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-03-12 13:59:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You lost me somewhere around here
Here are my NE's stats as of now.
Head: Earthwarden's Coil +12 AP red gem, +24 AP and Minor Run Speed meta gem, +34 AP and +16 Hit Rating rep enchant
Neck: Earthen Mark of Razing
Shoulders: Beast Lord Mantle +3 Crit Rating and +4 Stam yellow gem, +12 AP red gem, +13 Crit Rating rep enchant
Back: Sergeant's Heavy Cloak +12 Agi enchant
Chest: Breastplate of Rapid Striking +150 Health enchant
Wrist: Auchenai Bracers +12 AP red gem, +24 AP
Gloves: Ar'tor's Mainstay +26 AP enchant
Waist: Blessed Scale Girdle
Legs: Scaled Greaves of Patience +6 Crit Strike Rating yellow gem, +12 AP red gem, +6 Stamina Blue gem, +40 AP and +10 Crit Rating LW rep enchant
Feet: Scaled Greaves of Patience +8 Stamina LW armor kit
Fingers: Ring of Umbral Doom, Naliko's Revenge, Violet Eye rep ring friendly
Trinkets: Hourglass of the Unraveller, Bladefist's Breadth, Insignia of the Alliance (non resilience)
Two Hand: Sonic Spear (Savagery enchant = +70 ap)
Ranged: Steelhawk Crossbow (Scope +10 dmg)
He has mining at 375, engineering at 362, and can make Khorium Scopes.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-03-12 13:57:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
As the most uber pro gamer you will ever meet, allow me to remind you that WOW sucks my cock.
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-03-12 13:18:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Mildly amusing.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-03-12 13:07:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
And there you go. Goodbye.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2007-03-12 13:01:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Please dear god be an alter.
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-03-12 12:42:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"Here are my NE's stats as of now.
Head: Earthwarden's Coil +12 AP red gem, +24 AP and Minor Run Speed meta gem, +34 AP and +16 Hit Rating rep enchant
Neck: Earthen Mark of Razing
Shoulders: Beast Lord Mantle +3 Crit Rating and +4 Stam yellow gem, +12 AP red gem, +13 Crit Rating rep enchant
Back: Sergeant's Heavy Cloak +12 Agi enchant
Chest: Breastplate of Rapid Striking +150 Health enchant
Wrist: Auchenai Bracers +12 AP red gem, +24 AP
Gloves: Ar'tor's Mainstay +26 AP enchant
Waist: Blessed Scale Girdle
Legs: Scaled Greaves of Patience +6 Crit Strike Rating yellow gem, +12 AP red gem, +6 Stamina Blue gem, +40 AP and +10 Crit Rating LW rep enchant
Feet: Scaled Greaves of Patience +8 Stamina LW armor kit
Fingers: Ring of Umbral Doom, Naliko's Revenge, Violet Eye rep ring friendly
Trinkets: Hourglass of the Unraveller, Bladefist's Breadth, Insignia of the Alliance (non resilience)
Two Hand: Sonic Spear (Savagery enchant = +70 ap)
Ranged: Steelhawk Crossbow (Scope +10 dmg)
He has mining at 375, engineering at 362, and can make Khorium Scopes. "
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You have entirely too much time on your hands, kill youself.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-03-12 12:42:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hey "the new guy"
The FIRE!FIRE!FIRE! bit is boring - or at the very least a joke that nobody gets or even cares if they get - be more interesting in your reviews and you will be fine.
Nerd.
Submitted by zimm0r (user info) at 2007-03-12 12:32:56 EDT (#)
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zimm0r = no one but me. Who is locksly? My name is Ralph and I'm 31 years old. I live in Sacramento. I don't know why everyone thinks I'm someone else. Can't someone be new here and be accepted as "the new guy." Jeepers!
Submitted by Daccory (user info) at 2007-03-12 12:18:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
zimm0r = locksly
Submitted by tiaprae (user info) at 2007-03-12 11:35:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for Penny Arcade
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-12 11:23:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+1Nerd
+1Virgin
+20 Attack
+5 Defense
-5 Magic Defense
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-03-12 11:09:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-03-12 10:54:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-03-12 09:55:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2007-03-12 08:39:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by zimm0r (user info) at 2007-03-09 12:20:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
!ICE! !ICE! !ICE!
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-03-12 10:55:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
PS you and all warcraft users must read this post: http://www.ubersite.com/m/97844
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-03-12 10:54:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-03-12 09:55:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2007-03-12 08:39:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by zimm0r (user info) at 2007-03-09 12:20:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
!FIRE! !FIRE! !FIRE!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-12 10:16:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
On the 6-sided dice of life, all of your faces read "shitheel."
Submitted by WookieSuave (user info) at 2007-03-12 09:55:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"Anyway, it was well past 10PM now, the time the store closes and this dumb guy wouldn't leave the store. I was mopping and sweeping around him, flipping chairs up on the tables, and doing the prototypical checklist when it comes to cleaning and closing the store. At about 10:15 I made my move. "
That mother fucker kept you from your computer for 15 minutes?
I hope he chokes.
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-03-12 09:55:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2007-03-12 08:39:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by zimm0r (user info) at 2007-03-09 12:20:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
!FIRE! !FIRE! !FIRE!
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-03-12 09:39:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
...People referred to me as an alter in my last blog...
and that is when I stopped reading.
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-03-12 09:33:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
glorious !
Glad i did enter the 21st century, and see a world outside!
(now, how to get out of this bunker...)
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-03-12 09:09:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A nice caricature you've got there laddy. I hope you can move it forward to a truly hilarious bit of capering.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-03-12 09:07:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-03-12 08:59:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I will not make fun of you. Not my style. But I'm gonna enjoy Sico making fun of you.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-03-12 08:56:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Im a geek, this is a fact.
Yet, even I think you are a loser.
-2die
Submitted by BadSamaritan87 (user info) at 2007-03-12 08:43:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Shitty story, and I question the fact that apparently your boss has WoW installed on his office computer.
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2007-03-12 08:39:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by zimm0r (user info) at 2007-03-09 12:20:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
!FIRE! !FIRE! !FIRE!
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-03-12 08:35:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Yeah I didn't actually read this.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-03-12 08:31:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
geek
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-12 08:22:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Here's to hoping that you aren't an alter and I can make fun of you for a long, long, long time.
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-03-12 08:21:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I quit playing WoW about a year ago, that shit sucks you in. I -2'd because you have a nightelf.
FOR THE HORDE BITCH!
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-03-12 08:15:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Here I go again, on my own!
... maybe a pizza trophy...