Medium-term Drunk Camwhore (1653 hits)
Category: NoneLabels: bandwagons
Rating: 1.5 on 65 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Thorpe (View user info) at 2007-03-12 20:27:12 EDT
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-04-25 12:12:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
almost peanut butter, and Asterix rocks
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-03-15 14:48:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
poor williamson has been replaced!
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-03-13 22:54:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You look like I could eat you.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-03-13 20:46:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
god bless you.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-03-13 20:39:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-03-13 20:34:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am PISSED that I missed this bandwagon :(
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-03-13 19:59:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-03-13 10:54:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-03-13 10:37:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-03-13 23:41:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
at least you got to have sex with a hot chick on new years eve.
:(
my life is so empty.
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Is this reverse taunting?
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Tentative yes. """
I'm phasing it in - like it?
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-03-13 16:27:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-03-13 16:19:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thorpe looks like Jim Carrey in "Dumb and Dumber" here.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-03-13 13:21:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-03-13 09:41:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
at least you got to have sex with a hot chick on new years eve.
:(
my life is so empty.
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what are you talking about - I thought you got all this brand new ghey porn????
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2007-03-13 12:37:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
auto +2 for my birthday
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-03-13 10:54:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-03-13 10:37:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-03-13 23:41:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
at least you got to have sex with a hot chick on new years eve.
:(
my life is so empty.
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Is this reverse taunting?
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Tentative yes.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-03-13 10:37:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-03-13 23:41:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
at least you got to have sex with a hot chick on new years eve.
:(
my life is so empty.
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Is this reverse taunting?
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-03-13 10:36:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-03-14 00:06:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I didn't recognise you in this picture. Your face/head has changed completely over the last 2 years.
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I'm uglier :(
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-03-13 10:06:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I didn't recognise you in this picture. Your face/head has changed completely over the last 2 years.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-03-13 09:41:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
at least you got to have sex with a hot chick on new years eve.
:(
my life is so empty.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-03-13 09:24:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by WookieSuave (user info) at 2007-03-13 06:56:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Guilty as charged
But damn it, it ain't right
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HAHAHA That kid does look like he's attempting the Cliff Burton headbang.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-03-13 08:28:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by manic_impressive (user info) at 2007-03-13 22:23:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
WTF? Platinums taste like fucking shit. It tastes like an Extra Dry with a shot of cheap vodka chucked in.
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What can I say to this?
"No, it doesn't?"
Submitted by manic_impressive (user info) at 2007-03-13 08:23:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
WTF? Platinums taste like fucking shit. It tastes like an Extra Dry with a shot of cheap vodka chucked in.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-03-13 07:42:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-03-13 21:13:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
LOSER
and apparently too cheap for platinums
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Platinums taste like the nectar of the Gods, but they gave me the worst hangover I have ever had in my life. Never again.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-13 07:29:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Zoinks
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-03-13 07:13:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
LOSER
and apparently too cheap for platinums
Submitted by WookieSuave (user info) at 2007-03-13 06:56:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Guilty as charged
But damn it, it ain't right
There is someone else controlling me
Death in the air
Strapped in the electric chair
This can't be happening to me
Who made you God to say
"I'll take your life from you!"
[chorus:]
Flash before my eyes
Now it's time to die
Burning in my brain
I can feel the flames
Wait for the sign
To flick the switch of death
It's the beginning of the end
Sweat, chilling cold
As I watch death unfold
Consciousness my only friend
My fingers grip with fear
What I am doing here?
[chorus:]
Someone help me
Oh please God help me
They are trying to take it all away
I don't want to die
Time moving slowly
The minutes seem like hours
The final curtain call I see
How true is this?
Just get it over with
If this is true, just let it be
Wakened by the horrid scream
Freed from the frightening dream
[chorus:]
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-03-13 05:26:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ugly motafucka's! (but you're obviously having fun !)
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-03-13 04:21:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2007-03-13 04:03:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Is that Berty with you?!
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Berty only wears black jeans.
By black, I mean the faded-to-white pair he's had since 1989.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-03-13 04:20:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No, it's Vella.
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2007-03-13 04:03:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Is that Berty with you?!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-03-13 03:39:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-03-13 01:54:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I would have +2ed, but you thought I was American :(
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There's a difference?
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-03-13 02:00:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
JESUS CHRIST THORPE I WAS JUST GIVING YOU A SNAPSHOT OF MY MORNING I DIDN'T REALISE THIS WAS THE EDINBURGH FRINGE FESTIVAL
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-03-13 01:54:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I would have +2ed, but you thought I was American :(
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-03-13 01:40:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-03-13 01:31:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I made a salad today while I was waiting for the showerhead guy to come and fix the showerhead which I didn't break - swear to god. He rang and said he was caught in traffic, I said that's cool I've already told work I'm going to be late and he said cool. So I washed and chopped some lettuce, a tomato, some cucumber, half an avocado, some corn, pickled onion, cracked a shitload of pepper over it and poured in some salsa. The showerhead guy arrived, I showed him where the showerhead must of rusted and snapped off by itself and he said they were made of brass and can't rust and that if I'm going to twist it up and down and all around washing soap off the walls when I've finished showering I really should loosen the butterfly nut, that's what it's for.
I also took a can of smoked salmon to have on my salad. It says on the can 'now with Atlantic salmon, for even better taste". whatever.
I ended up eating macdonalds, and stole 4 chocolate bars from my employer.
i'm beefing up.
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I read this whole review, and there was no punchline. Goddammit D_R.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-03-13 01:31:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I made a salad today while I was waiting for the showerhead guy to come and fix the showerhead which I didn't break - swear to god. He rang and said he was caught in traffic, I said that's cool I've already told work I'm going to be late and he said cool. So I washed and chopped some lettuce, a tomato, some cucumber, half an avocado, some corn, pickled onion, cracked a shitload of pepper over it and poured in some salsa. The showerhead guy arrived, I showed him where the showerhead must of rusted and snapped off by itself and he said they were made of brass and can't rust and that if I'm going to twist it up and down and all around washing soap off the walls when I've finished showering I really should loosen the butterfly nut, that's what it's for.
I also took a can of smoked salmon to have on my salad. It says on the can 'now with Atlantic salmon, for even better taste". whatever.
I ended up eating macdonalds, and stole 4 chocolate bars from my employer.
i'm beefing up.
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-03-13 01:21:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
+1 for TED
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-03-13 00:52:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Knowing that Thorpy is a vegetarian, I find the avocado shirt charming.
I like alfalfa sprouts, avocado, tomato, and lettuce for a sandwich on lightly toasted bread.
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2007-03-13 00:15:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-03-13 00:08:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jesus thorpe you're taller than the lightswitches
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AHHAHAHAHAA....ahem...that was funny for some reason.
What kind of light switches do you people have anyway. STRANGE.
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2007-03-13 00:14:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this reminds me of something...i'm not sure what though. whatever it is, i'm pretty sure it's gay.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-03-13 00:08:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jesus thorpe you're taller than the lightswitches
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-03-12 23:52:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're such a dork
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2007-03-12 23:50:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's like Wayne's World: The Australia Version.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-03-12 22:32:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this is my favourite one
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-03-12 22:30:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It appears you boys just came out of the closet.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-03-12 22:20:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I own the same Pearl Jam shirt!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-12 22:01:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
OK...OK...we get it.
You had two and a half beers and wet yourself.
Then, you puked on your friends ass.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-03-12 22:01:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My heavens look at the size of that boy's head! It's like someone stuck and orange on a straw.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-03-12 21:48:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That would be illegal if you lived where I live. Not that it stops us.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-03-12 21:44:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm 19, not underage.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-03-12 21:27:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-03-12 20:58:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....
underage avocado...
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I laughed at this. ^
Don't be pervy, Licious.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-03-12 21:21:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
dude, eat something
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-12 21:08:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
MEGADETH RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLEEEESSS!
(I'm guessing the hairball has declared that more than once.)
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-03-12 20:58:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....
underage avocado...
Submitted by manic_impressive (user info) at 2007-03-12 20:57:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Were you in the middle of saying DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRR?
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-03-12 20:54:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't think I was even meant to be in this photo.
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-03-12 20:54:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
auto +2 thorpe
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2007-03-12 20:51:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-03-12 20:36:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Actually, that is underage in the States, isn't it.
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How should I know? What do I, Michael Jackson, look like? An expert on all things underage?
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-03-12 20:50:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
heh
Submitted by consuelo212 (user info) at 2007-03-12 20:42:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2007-03-12 20:41:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yeah!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-03-12 20:39:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i wish you were my little brother. mine barfed at my friend's house on saturday night during a drinking game and i had to help clean up.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-03-12 20:36:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Actually, that is underage in the States, isn't it.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-03-12 20:36:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2007-03-12 20:34:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll +2 the shirt, not the underage drinking. WHERE ARE THE PARENTS?
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I'M 19 GODDAMMIT
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2007-03-12 20:34:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll +2 the shirt, not the underage drinking. WHERE ARE THE PARENTS?
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-03-12 20:30:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I wish a had a scanner.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-03-12 20:30:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
that's not medium.
Submitted by wrinklebeast (user info) at 2007-03-12 20:29:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What the hell is it with all these camwhores? Am I missing something?
I like the guy grabbing an invisible man's testicle.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-03-12 20:29:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-03-03 00:05:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-03-03 00:01:17 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-03-02 23:57:09 (#)
Ranking: 2
You don't look drunk...
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I'm very experienced.
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When I'm drunk, I damn well make sure I look it.
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Yes. Yes you do
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-03-12 20:29:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"We're drunk ya faggots!"