Stupidly drunk camwhore (2002 hits)
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Submitted by katy (View user info) at 2007-03-12 20:33:38 EDT
great bandwagon...
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Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 14:56:49 EDT (#)
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go back to hell
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-03-19 21:09:52 EDT (#)
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I know you. We've fucked.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-03-19 20:58:14 EDT (#)
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hobo/college hoodies are the best ever.
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-03-19 20:47:29 EDT (#)
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You only where grey hoodies...
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-03-19 20:14:05 EDT (#)
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Yours is the bottom right hand one.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-03-14 12:02:15 EDT (#)
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Much better than your last pics. This girl, I'd do.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-03-13 20:38:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-03-13 20:34:17 EDT (#)
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I am PISSED that I missed this bandwagon :(
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-03-13 15:24:37 EDT (#)
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too bad they're retired lips haha.
Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2007-03-13 15:06:24 EDT (#)
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nice lips. HAWT!
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-03-13 13:59:28 EDT (#)
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gastropyrotechnics +2
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-03-13 13:29:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2007-03-13 11:26:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-03-13 10:19:39 EDT (#)
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Riiight, sun my ass - look at your pale skin. YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE SUN SINCE 1984 AND YOU KNOW IT.
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You are the only person on Uber who is as pale as me.
-Dave
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NOBODY is as pale as you, chum
Submitted by FlakMonkey (user info) at 2007-03-13 13:14:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
well, the whore part is accurate
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2007-03-13 12:36:17 EDT (#)
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auto +2 for my birthday.
And for having almost the same glasses as I do.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-03-13 12:21:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-03-13 11:37:05 EDT (#)
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yeah dave and i'm not even a ginger.
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thank god
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-03-13 11:37:05 EDT (#)
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yeah dave and i'm not even a ginger.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2007-03-13 11:26:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-03-13 10:19:39 EDT (#)
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Riiight, sun my ass - look at your pale skin. YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE SUN SINCE 1984 AND YOU KNOW IT.
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You are the only person on Uber who is as pale as me.
-Dave
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-03-13 10:27:33 EDT (#)
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i love you juls :D
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-03-13 10:24:21 EDT (#)
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The great part about this is that this is the spot in the bar where you actually ended up yarfing.
I actually missed the gastropyrotechnics as I was on the phone at the time outside, I was quickly informed when many of my friends started pouring out of the bar going "uhhhhhhhhh Juls I think your friend is dying"
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-03-13 10:22:57 EDT (#)
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I saw the sun for the 1st time in 1984.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-03-13 10:19:39 EDT (#)
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Riiight, sun my ass - look at your pale skin. YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE SUN SINCE 1984 AND YOU KNOW IT.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-03-13 10:03:48 EDT (#)
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Don't you get sun in Jersey?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-03-13 09:53:51 EDT (#)
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I AM A BRUNETTE DAMMIT I DON'T CARE IF IT LOOKS DIFFERENT IN THE SUN!!!
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-03-13 07:38:19 EDT (#)
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Look at dem blonde roots shine!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-13 07:24:09 EDT (#)
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Hahahahahahahahahaha
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-03-13 07:19:45 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-03-13 04:30:12 EDT (#)
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OOOOOOH, those women !
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-03-13 04:20:53 EDT (#)
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LIAR! You lied to me!
Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2007-03-13 04:17:10 EDT (#)
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*smile im taking a photo*
'fuck off im closing my eyes and looking simple'
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-03-13 02:36:12 EDT (#)
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You remind me of that chick in Cocoon that didn't pull her face on tight enough.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-03-12 23:34:21 EDT (#)
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JESUS HOPPIN CHRIST COULD WE PLEASE HAVE SEX ALREADY? I DONT KNOW HOW LONG I CAN BE A TOTAL ASSHOLE TO YOU ANYMORE
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-12 23:22:56 EDT (#)
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Noonie, Noonie, Ho-Boonie
Ba-low Me Blow Me Fo-Foonie
ATM Noonie......NOONIE
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-03-12 22:31:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-12 22:02:08 EDT (#)
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I fucking hate bandwagons.
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I think that's why people do them.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-12 22:02:08 EDT (#)
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I fucking hate bandwagons.
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-03-12 21:46:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-03-12 20:37:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-03-12 20:36:18 EDT (#)
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whooohoooo I took that photo
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whose hand is that?
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Probably mine, I actually ended up being pretty sober that night.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-03-12 21:45:46 EDT (#)
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You're paler than I am.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-03-12 21:38:41 EDT (#)
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BLAAAAARRRRRRRRRFFFFFF!
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-03-12 21:34:38 EDT (#)
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It's like a more attractive drunk Casper. ha!
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-03-12 21:21:10 EDT (#)
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I missed one
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-03-12 21:19:38 EDT (#)
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Nice smile.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-12 21:07:55 EDT (#)
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I'd tap it.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-03-12 21:07:26 EDT (#)
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i'm not allowed to any more :(
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-03-12 21:06:40 EDT (#)
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nice cotton shirt.
do you work in your pyjamas?
Submitted by manic_impressive (user info) at 2007-03-12 20:58:20 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-03-12 20:47:34 EDT (#)
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If you're going to drink candle wax - no wonder you chundered.
Submitted by wrinklebeast (user info) at 2007-03-12 20:44:28 EDT (#)
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+1 because this is the least hideous picture you've posted so far.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-03-12 20:43:13 EDT (#)
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that is a tragedy noonie. A tragedy.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-03-12 20:42:21 EDT (#)
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fuck you jake...
there are no pictures of that.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-03-12 20:41:52 EDT (#)
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I'm feeling blue today, and this really cheered me up for some reason.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-03-12 20:41:33 EDT (#)
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Next picture in the sequence has a LOAD more colour I reckon.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-03-12 20:40:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-03-12 20:39:24 EDT (#)
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You look like a drunk.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-03-12 20:40:38 EDT (#)
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I love happy drunks.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-03-12 20:39:24 EDT (#)
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You look like a happy drunk.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-03-12 20:38:41 EDT (#)
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Try to keep your eyebrows away from the stapler...
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-03-12 20:37:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-03-12 20:36:18 EDT (#)
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whooohoooo I took that photo
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whose hand is that?
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2007-03-12 20:37:43 EDT (#)
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haha, this made me laugh for no special reason
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-03-12 20:36:35 EDT (#)
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FUCK YOU THAT'S MY GUINNESS HOODIE
Submitted by SilentRenegade (user info) at 2007-03-12 20:36:34 EDT (#)
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more cushion for the pushin.....
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-03-12 20:36:18 EDT (#)
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whooohoooo I took that photo!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-03-12 20:36:08 EDT (#)
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i remember earlier today saying i'd never camwhore again.
i'm a fucking moron.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-03-12 20:36:02 EDT (#)
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+2 Hobo Hoodie
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-03-12 20:35:10 EDT (#)
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+2 eyebrow piercing
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-03-12 20:34:38 EDT (#)
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chunder, in paradise
chunks look pretty
sure do look nice
Thank you Hulk Hogan.