Elderly & not drunk Camwhore. We seem to have a nose issue today (2831 hits)
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Submitted by Forensic (they made me this way) Girl (View user info) at 2007-03-12 21:02:13 EDT
The sonofabitch who took this is still in hiding.
But I'll find him.....bwuahaha.....and his little dog too.
User Reviews
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-07-22 15:41:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Well goddamn
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-07-22 15:36:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
EI, EI, oh....
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-22 15:12:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
well SGT its a wonderful photo!!
I shall bring this post up every few months
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-07-22 10:13:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ahahaha good for you for giving it up
and I like this picture, thanks EI for resurrecting it!! :)
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-07-22 10:04:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Used to, Sarge. Used to.
WHY THE HELL DID YOU RESURRECT THIS, EI?! AAARH!
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-07-22 09:52:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Gotta love a girl who smokes Basic Menthols
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-22 09:26:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
get you, fancy looking lady.
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-11-12 03:21:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
He'll give you the clap.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-11-12 03:03:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
when are you going to fuck me?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-07 18:47:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
BOO-YAH....BOIIINNNNNGGGGGGG!
Forensic gives me semi-wood.
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-11-07 18:36:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Women are so funny
You're thinking "nose"...
I'm thinking "fishnets"
you look great
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-26 11:44:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Another day at work and I am bored...so YOU shall be my victim today... :)
This is still, in my opinion, your best camwhore.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-03-17 15:42:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-03-16 23:09:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like pretty pictures.
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And this is the prettiest picture I've seen in a long, long while.
My wife is pretty too. I love her.
My kid is the prettiest thing to ever walk the planet.
I'm drunk.
I'm going, now, to take my nap.
You sure are pretty.
Damn...
Happy St. Pat's day, even though we're fucking Scottish.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-03-15 21:35:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Awww!! Cute pic!!
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-03-15 11:45:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-03-14 16:12:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice stockings.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-03-14 14:51:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
nose issue?
I dont get it
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2007-03-14 12:15:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Nice pantyhose, hussy.
Needs more fisting.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-03-14 09:12:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is how it's done, Sphagnum:
"forensicgirl3: Smart, strong, beautiful, and opinionated. In a word: sexy. Holy lord, she's sexy. And she has small breasts, to boot. These, I love. I'm talking about the boobs. Small boobs are the best. Holy lord, she's sexy. Holy lord, she's sexy. Smart, strong, beautiful, and opinionated. Holy lord, she's sexy. I hope I'm not focusing too much on the small boobs. Good lord, I love those."
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I was drunk, but only mildly embarrassed the next day.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-03-14 08:43:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You really are a nice looking woman, forensicgirl.
You also seem to be very intelligent which multiplies you attractiveness exponentially.
Bravo.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-03-13 20:49:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
purdy.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-03-13 20:38:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-03-13 20:34:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am PISSED that I missed this bandwagon :(
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-03-13 20:26:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Which is to say, "Damn...you lookin' good, woman."
I'm done now.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-03-13 20:13:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn.....
Submitted by Amy (user info) at 2007-03-13 19:08:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
With Loki departure that makes you my 2nd favourite female poster of uber.
Submitted by serina (user info) at 2007-03-13 17:33:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
go girl. HOT, HOT, HOT!!!
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-13 17:24:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well I'm 23 and I'd hit it.
no really.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-03-13 17:21:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm not in my 40's yet
And even if I was, so what?
People do continue to age past 25.
I know, I know.....shocker!
Submitted by Abbey (user info) at 2007-03-13 17:06:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ummm...I might take the title of the oldest. Not sure. Take it from me...a woman's sex drive in her 40's is twice what it is in her 20's, and oh, the experience!
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2007-03-13 16:51:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Looking for attention? Easy to find it here.
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-03-13 16:47:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I would fuck the shit out of you.
Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2007-03-13 16:39:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
umm i'd hit it
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-03-13 14:16:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-03-13 08:46:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn....
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I wont be jealous. I WONT.
You are hot though........
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-03-13 13:45:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-03-13 13:24:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You owe TigerLilly 35 cents in royalties for this camwhore.
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2007-03-13 12:34:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
auto +2 for my birthday.
And fishnets.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-03-13 09:18:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-03-12 21:10:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Thanks!
Loki left?!
Shit
I guess I AM officially the oldest woman on Uber.
Damn.
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LOKI LEFT?!?!?!?!
Nice pic, btw.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-03-13 08:46:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn....
Submitted by manic_impressive (user info) at 2007-03-13 08:20:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're looking better every year. That's bizarre. Usually it works the other way from age 6 onwards.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-03-13 07:51:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Purdy.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-03-13 07:35:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-03-12 21:10:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Thanks!
Loki left?!
Shit
I guess I AM officially the oldest woman on Uber.
Damn.
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Don't worry - I'm probably second oldest..
Nice pic.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-13 07:28:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Couldn't you just spread your legs, fuck?
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-03-13 07:20:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
**weep**
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2007-03-13 05:14:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-03-13 00:39:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
that's easy for you to say solar-system dome.
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when he opens his mouth it's like a hole in the space-time continuum
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-03-13 04:25:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HMMM, blonde...
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-03-13 04:17:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're 28 aren'tyou?
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2007-03-13 04:12:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's one monochrome picture!
+2 because I can't be arsed to pick a rating and FG seems to be one of the only people who have camwhored whose gender I was right about. Could be something to do with the name...
Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2007-03-13 04:04:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
was he hanging from the ceiling? Maybe it was Tom Cruise.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-03-13 03:41:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
meh.
Submitted by bobotheclown (user info) at 2007-03-13 02:43:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you're not a girl
now i understand
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-03-13 02:03:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OH HELLO EVERYBODY I'M RICHARD FUCKING PRIOR I JUST *FORGOT* TO NOT MARK ANY OF MY ONE HUNDRED AND TEN POSTS WITH THAT STUPID JESTER ICON DENOTING HOW AMAZINGLY FUCKING FUNNY I AM
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-03-13 01:26:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
DR: you are generally more amusing than that.
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2007-03-13 01:06:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Stop smoking it is aging you too quickly. Your getting that thin/wrinkly look.
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2007-03-13 01:03:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 for "fishnet" stockings. Only whores wear those and you are obviouslly NOT a whore.
You are too fucking ugly.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-03-13 00:39:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'll post my most recent police mug shot next time.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-03-13 00:39:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
that's easy for you to say solar-system dome.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-03-13 00:29:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
just ONCE can a bitch on this website show a photo of her head at a normal angle.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2007-03-12 23:58:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-03-12 23:45:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2007-03-12 23:30:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-03-12 23:00:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
what are you, 45? those wrinkles would show through any amount of makeup. I suggest you get your dairy and shit because it wouldn't take much to shatter a bone, especially when you have osteoporosis.
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This guy is a serious shiteater. You look fantastic in that picture FAG.
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um-ah
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THAT'S NOT WHAT I SAID RANGER - STOP TWISTING MY ABBREVIATIONS.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-03-12 23:55:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I might do one of these when I get home.
Right after I rub one out over this photo.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-03-12 23:46:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
<3 SOOOOOO PURTY, HOLLYWOOD STARLET, JUST LIKE DAISY ADAIR, YOU SHOULD BE IN MOVIES
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-03-12 23:45:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2007-03-12 23:30:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-03-12 23:00:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
what are you, 45? those wrinkles would show through any amount of makeup. I suggest you get your dairy and shit because it wouldn't take much to shatter a bone, especially when you have osteoporosis.
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This guy is a serious shiteater. You look fantastic in that picture FAG.
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um-ah
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-03-12 23:34:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn...
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2007-03-12 23:31:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
...and I like the shape of your necklace but can't tell what it is...
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2007-03-12 23:30:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-03-12 23:00:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
what are you, 45? those wrinkles would show through any amount of makeup. I suggest you get your dairy and shit because it wouldn't take much to shatter a bone, especially when you have osteoporosis.
____________________--
This guy is a serious shiteater. You look fantastic in that picture FG.
Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-03-12 23:00:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
what are you, 45? those wrinkles would show through any amount of makeup. I suggest you get your dairy and shit because it wouldn't take much to shatter a bone, especially when you have osteoporosis.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-03-12 22:54:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-12 22:23:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
We have the same phone. Though I'm betting yours doesn't play a Journey song with Arnold Schwarzenegger counting out weightlifting reps over it when you get an incoming call.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-03-12 22:08:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're my favourite.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-12 22:02:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I can almost see your snatch.
Thanks.
PS. Never participate in a bandwagon again, slore.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2007-03-12 21:59:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
GREAT pic of you!
Submitted by nyxmar (user info) at 2007-03-12 21:54:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sexy, beautiful, and brilliant. Yup, that about sums it up.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-03-12 21:46:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Is that a bottle of Geritol poking out of your purse?
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-03-12 21:42:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
fatty
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2007-03-12 21:39:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd totally hit it.
And possibly swap you out a pair of my fishnets.
Submitted by Boon (user info) at 2007-03-12 21:37:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
you're pretty
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-03-12 21:33:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-03-12 21:30:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Young 'uns, ones my age, it's all good. As long as they're sweet and can take care of themselves.
The guy I'm currently seeing just turned 40 in January.
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i can take care of myself AND you, baby.
ps- i'm successful and have a big penis. oh, and i'm sweet and shit.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-03-12 21:30:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-03-12 21:27:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you never answered my question.
you have no idea the things i could do to you. a lot of guys say that and have no idea how much they suck in bed. i'm not one of those guys.
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BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-03-12 21:30:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Young 'uns, ones my age, it's all good. As long as they're sweet and can take care of themselves.
The guy I'm currently seeing just turned 40 in January.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2007-03-12 21:29:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
God!!
You are soooo sexy I could...well, I could probably just give you a big disappointment.
:(
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-03-12 21:27:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you never answered my question.
you have no idea the things i could do to you. a lot of guys say that and have no idea how much they suck in bed. i'm not one of those guys.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-03-12 21:24:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
GILF?!
I'm not THAT old.
:***(
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-12 21:23:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd take either option, matt.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-03-12 21:23:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
so gilf lapdance.
got it.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-03-12 21:23:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yes and no. I normally don't smoke. Every couple of years or so I smoke for a few months at a time for no apparent reason then quit.
Why?
Couldn't tell you.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-03-12 21:23:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't be mean, Katy. This is a grandma I would like to HAVE SEX with. Not wank on.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-03-12 21:21:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
gilf porn matt??
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-03-12 21:20:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If loki has left Uber, that means the next person to reach 1 million hits will probably be... Beeb.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-12 21:18:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You smoke "Basics"?
I thought you had a job...
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-03-12 21:15:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Seriously, I would definitely take a shower for you.
Let's bone.
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-03-12 21:14:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Cute picture.
The angle definitely suits you.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-03-12 21:13:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
do you have a younger man fantasy?
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-12 21:12:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn ratings
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-12 21:12:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-03-12 21:03:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
christ...
do you think we can get a group discount on rhinoplasty?
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MY NOSE RULES!
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-03-12 21:11:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You make me want to lose my beer-gut. And I'm awfully proud of my beer-gut.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-03-12 21:10:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Thanks!
Loki left?!
Shit
I guess I AM officially the oldest woman on Uber.
Damn.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-03-12 21:09:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-03-12 21:03:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
christ...
do you think we can get a group discount on rhinoplasty?
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^jealousy!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-03-12 21:08:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-03-12 21:06:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Loki is older than I am!
I am NOT the oldest woman on Uber!
Close though.
:*(
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loki doesn't qualified as woman. she's some sort of androgynous beast. plus, she has left this website (good riddance).
you look very nice, seriously.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-03-12 21:08:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh just great, now I'm intimidated.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-12 21:06:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
...stockings...weenuss...*erk*
BOOOIIIINNG!
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-03-12 21:06:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Loki is older than I am!
I am NOT the oldest woman on Uber!
Close though.
:*(
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-03-12 21:05:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HOT HOT
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-03-12 21:05:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The three most beautiful women ever to walk the planet:
1) forensicgirl3 (Hubba hubba) (America Fuck Yeah)
2) Nastassja Kinski (Germany)
3) Julie Christie (England)
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I hate typos.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-03-12 21:05:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you're the oldest gal yet by far the hottest.
nice outfit!
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-03-12 21:04:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The three most beautiful women ever to walk the planet:
1) forensicgirl3 (Hubba hubba) (America Fuck Yeah)
2) Nastassja Kinski Germany)
3) Julie Christie (England)
Submitted by Daccory (user info) at 2007-03-12 21:04:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
We have teh same cell phone.
aaaaaand just so I say it before anyone else does:
I'd hit it.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-03-12 21:03:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
christ...
do you think we can get a group discount on rhinoplasty?
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-03-12 21:02:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey...... uhm............. can I buy you a drink?