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Picture proof I'm a lush and philosphizor. AT THE SAME TIME! (792 hits)

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Rating: 1.26 on 28 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by whiskeyjack (View user info) at 2007-03-12 21:46:03 EDT


Nurr. You d-bags must have known a floozy like me couldn't resist showing off his awesome drunken skillz. Nerp out with your nerp out Uber.

I'm a big hairy lush and you bitches can't get enough.jpg (37 kB)

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Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-03-30 16:07:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

dibs dibs dibs nerp dibs dibs dibs dibs dibs nerp nerp dibs

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-03-15 00:55:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

NERP + nice eyes=+2

Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2007-03-14 15:00:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I love the look on your face, sort of "pleasant bewilderment meets bemused longing." Very nice.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-03-14 14:49:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

how many chins does she have - I count 3.

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-03-13 20:37:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-03-13 20:34:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I am PISSED that I missed this bandwagon :(

Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2007-03-13 16:53:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by manic_impressive (user info) at 2007-03-12 22:17:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

She looks happy enough
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I almost snorted coffee out my nose on that

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-03-13 16:12:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2007-03-13 15:15:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

that girl looks strangely familiar.
ok maybe not

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-13 12:20:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I didn't want to be the one to tell you but...

That chick has no nose. And she's....yellow.

Dump her and find a girl with a nose, whose not jauniced.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-13 07:17:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

True dat. Put some clothes on your hole, man.

Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-03-13 04:32:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-03-13 04:15:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm guessing that lady has big soft pink breasts.

Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-03-13 03:38:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-03-13 02:21:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I bet your cousin there kicks your ass arm-wrestling.
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you should see that bastard in a staring contest. Invincible

Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-03-13 02:21:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I bet your cousin there kicks your ass arm-wrestling.

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-03-13 01:56:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

photo whore ;)

Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-03-13 01:17:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2, cause I have dibbs too :)....




And you make me hot.

Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-03-13 01:14:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-12 22:26:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

What would we have done without this 2 year old snapshot of you, the last time you physically touched a broad?
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The date is wrong. This picture was taken about 3 months ago.

Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-03-13 01:07:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

gi-gg-ityyyy

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-03-12 23:42:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

It scares the hell outta me.

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-03-12 23:15:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I have a .357

Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-03-12 23:07:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

haha next time don't cut out the .357 in your right hand.

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-03-12 23:06:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Now that's a drinkin' face I can respect.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-12 22:26:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

What would we have done without this 2 year old snapshot of you, the last time you physically touched a broad?

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-03-12 22:26:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

My favourite is still Thorpes

Submitted by manic_impressive (user info) at 2007-03-12 22:17:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

She looks happy enough

Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2007-03-12 22:04:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

That photo is very out-of-date, it doesn't count.

Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-03-12 21:57:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Gotta love a drunken bandwagon

Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2007-03-12 21:54:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I think I know that girl you're molesting.


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