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Drumken Whore Camwhore (1331 hits)

Category: Romance

Rating: 0.66 on 34 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by JonnyX (View user info) at 2007-03-13 13:37:07 EDT


hey hey we're the Monkees....
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Valerie. I love my Valerie.

There's a girl I know who makes me feel so good.
And I wouldn't live without her, even if I could.
They call her Valerie.
I love my Valerie.

[instrumental]

She's the same little girl who used to hang around my door.
But she sure looks different than the way she looked before.
I call her Valerie.
I love my Valerie.

[instrumental]

Valerie. I love my Valerie.
I love my Valerie.
I need ya, Valerie.


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Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-04-16 01:43:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-03-13 11:16:52 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2

'Drumken'- did nobody notice that ?

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Haha, I didn't! Maybe because I'm drimking.

Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2008-04-16 01:31:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

ugly girls are usually desperate

Submitted by Val (user info) at 2008-04-16 00:13:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

hot tranny mess

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-04-15 23:37:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-04-15 23:33:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

This looks like my weekend!
------------
except for the boobs part

Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-04-15 23:33:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

This looks like my weekend!

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-04-15 23:13:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Miss you

Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2007-03-14 23:39:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

oh, look at that...
another picture of girls making out
not that im complaining....

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-03-14 14:25:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2



Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-03-14 13:29:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-03-14 00:35:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

More crap from Uber's most pathetic stalker.

Get a life, cockbreath
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Sfaggy! Thanks for the hits!

Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2007-03-14 01:00:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

It's like the show "Most Haunted" when they really catch something on film: the girl on right looks like a ghost is pushing her boob flat. This would be cool as a vid filmed in nite-lite, with people screaming and words being beeped.

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-03-14 00:35:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

More crap from Uber's most pathetic stalker.

Get a life, cockbreath

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-03-13 20:36:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-03-13 20:34:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I am PISSED that I missed this bandwagon :(

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-03-13 19:07:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-03-13 16:30:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

<You've been stockpiling these GG shots haven't you>
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I had a whole thing planned, but the early reviews were not promising, so the concept was scrapped.

Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-03-13 18:13:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

You raised my hopes and now you've dashed them on the rocky shore of this barren outpost on the far edge of mediocrity.

Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2007-03-13 16:33:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i wonder what that long-neck smells like?

Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-03-13 16:30:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

<You've been stockpiling these GG shots haven't you>

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-03-13 16:10:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-03-13 15:21:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

yeah, it is full of typos...adds character to the piece, I think.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-13 14:51:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Why is the girl on our right spitting out a medical leech onto that other girl's face?

Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2007-03-13 14:21:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh my god how long is her tongue?

Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2007-03-13 14:21:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I actually was listening to the Monkee's Valarie before you posted this!! I was listening to some various CD images I have on my hard drive. Along with the Monkees I listened to some Rare Earth, Led Zeppelin (Remasters), and a few others.

Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2007-03-13 14:19:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Lishy is so hot, I wanna make soup from her thong.

Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-03-13 14:16:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

'Drumken'- did nobody notice that ?

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-13 14:07:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-03-13 13:46:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-13 13:42:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 Dyke

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They're not dykes. They're drunk girls making out for attention.

Dykes don't look like that. Think Alaskan Oil Rig workers.
------------------------------------------------------------------------
When I think Dykes, I think Chasing Amy for some reason.
I heart Joey Lauren Adams

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-03-13 14:05:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

So, your tongue is pierced too, Jonny?

Hot.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-13 14:03:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Like the song...think the post is garbage, as pretty much, usual.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-13 13:56:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh, Diana, you're so silly.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-03-13 13:55:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

That's the best Valerie song there is, JonnyX!

<3

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-03-13 13:52:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by WookieSuave (user info) at 2007-03-13 13:41:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Holy sexy tongue....

I pray its no tranny.
-----
No, I got in big trouble with everyone for doing that, and I didn't really even do it.
Anyways, I learned my lesson, yes indeed.

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-03-13 13:46:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-13 13:42:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 Dyke

-----------

They're not dykes. They're drunk girls making out for attention.

Dykes don't look like that. Think Alaskan Oil Rig workers.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-03-13 13:45:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

SHENANIGANS

We ALL know that Saccy would NEVAR wear such a high-cut blouse.

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-13 13:42:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 Dyke

Submitted by WookieSuave (user info) at 2007-03-13 13:41:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Holy sexy tongue....

I pray its no tranny.

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-03-13 13:41:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

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