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Sober Good Girl Camthing (1974 hits)

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Rating: 1.47 on 71 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (View user info) at 2007-03-13 14:55:54 EDT



http://www.ubersite.com/m/99657


I <3 you, JonnyX!

Come get some, JonnyX.jpg (40 kB)

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Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2007-11-30 17:31:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Red on the head like a dick on a dog!!!! #4 in my book darlin'

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-11-30 16:40:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

hmmm missed this one too.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-03-15 03:52:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

jesus christ have you seen tonya hardsing lately?


omfg


Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-03-15 03:50:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Which one's Trudi? The one with all the shit in her face?

No, that's Jody. That's my wife.

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-03-15 03:34:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-03-13 15:20:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

"Sex thing. Helps fellatio."

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damn.

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-03-15 03:32:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Jody says that it's a sex thing. That it helps fellatio.

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-03-15 00:46:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

OKAY WHO FUCKED WITH MY RATING IT USED TO BE 1.47

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-03-15 00:21:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-03-14 12:01:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-03-14 00:33:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I'll be cleaning chunks off my keyboard for the next 3 hours now.

Thanks alot, you disgusting swamp-hag.

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Hey Spfaggot shut your pie hole. Until you grace us with a picture of your ugly mug I'd keep that mouth of yours shut. Fuckhead.

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haha! Your pitiful attempt at "angry" is very transparent.

I've legitimately camwhored here about 4 times.

Why don't you love me anymore, stumpy? I thought we had something special.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-03-14 22:15:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2007-03-14 22:12:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

*vomits*
===

http://www.ubersite.com/m/84317

*calls Queer Eye casting dept with anonymous tip*

Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2007-03-14 22:12:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

*vomits*

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-03-14 16:01:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-03-14 12:52:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-03-14 12:11:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Why does JohnnyX get all the attention?
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Jonny sent me some lovin' in his post yesterday, so I returned the affection.
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yay me!

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-03-14 14:32:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You have interesting eyelids.

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-03-14 14:23:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0



Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-03-14 12:52:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-03-14 12:11:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Why does JohnnyX get all the attention?
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Jonny sent me some lovin' in his post yesterday, so I returned the affection.

I ca be very attentive, don't you worry about that, dear.

Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-03-14 12:11:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Why does JohnnyX get all the attention?

Tongue stud thing too; I hear they are really great when used for something, but I'm too innocent to know what it was.

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-03-14 12:01:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-03-14 00:33:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I'll be cleaning chunks off my keyboard for the next 3 hours now.

Thanks alot, you disgusting swamp-hag.

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Hey Spfaggot shut your pie hole. Until you grace us with a picture of your ugly mug I'd keep that mouth of yours shut. Fuckhead.

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-03-14 04:28:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

The fact that you noticed that is quite interesting.




Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-03-14 03:33:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

tongue ring's make my peener go boing

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-03-14 00:42:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Corpse who only ever references a)how I'm a hag, or b) whines to other people about how I take his comments seriously, effectively implying he actually gives a shit what I think while also rendering all his comments null and void anyway below

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-03-14 00:33:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I'll be cleaning chunks off my keyboard for the next 3 hours now.

Thanks alot, you disgusting swamp-hag.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-03-13 23:49:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Awww. you guys..I loves youse. First things first- THE SHINS FUCKING RULE.

Tiger! Good to see you. I recall purina..serina..whatever..from reading some reviews. And you, stalky McGee, I take no offense from someone who harasses people on the internet- and I've never been punched in the face in my life. I'm really sorry if my lack of makeup brought back bad memories for you about the men you've chosen to associate with.

Shlong- Agreed, in general, about tongue piercings. But I've had mine for 13 years, and I don't think it makes me hip or cool, it's simply part of me. As for the other piercing- a close friend of mine had a sex accident with hers that required stitches to the clit. No thank you.

Yougotthatright- your review made me laugh out loud..now I'm scared of what I'm capable of.

Darko- You didn't miss it! JonnyX gave me reason to resurrect it, so get to it.

Coley- what's up, sweet tits?

Rob- That's a really nice compliment, thank you.

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-03-13 21:25:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I have dibs on this one, ladies. She's my valentine, after all.

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-03-13 21:24:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-03-13 20:02:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by serina (user info) at 2007-03-13 17:29:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

is the tounge ring supposed to distract us from the shiner? let me guess you fell.....


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Hey licious, let me tell you about 'Serina'....this woman use to date the man I'm going to marry. She found this website to harass me and now calls my house and hangs up on a weekly basis. Did I mention she is 41 and has multiple personalities. 'Serina' being one of her many. Oh this is true; my Steven can tell you all about it.

Hey Serine, stop calling my house and go fuck yourself you stupid cunt.

PS. Take a basic spelling class and stay off the booze.

============

No freaking way....

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-03-13 20:35:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-03-13 20:34:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I am PISSED that I missed this bandwagon :(

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-03-13 20:31:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I really have no idea.

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-03-13 20:31:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-03-13 18:55:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-03-13 15:51:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


Do those tongue things work on bajiners? That's a serious question, btw.

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YES. GOD YES.

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-03-13 20:02:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by serina (user info) at 2007-03-13 17:29:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

is the tounge ring supposed to distract us from the shiner? let me guess you fell.....


-----------------------------------

Hey licious, let me tell you about 'Serina'....this woman use to date the man I'm going to marry. She found this website to harass me and now calls my house and hangs up on a weekly basis. Did I mention she is 41 and has multiple personalities. 'Serina' being one of her many. Oh this is true; my Steven can tell you all about it.

Hey Serine, stop calling my house and go fuck yourself you stupid cunt.

PS. Take a basic spelling class and stay off the booze.


Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-03-13 19:24:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You're so freaking cute.


Lets make out.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-03-13 19:09:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-03-13 18:55:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-03-13 15:51:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


Do those tongue things work on bajiners? That's a serious question, btw.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
YES. GOD YES.

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well, you're the definitive source on this, so thanks you

Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-03-13 18:55:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-03-13 15:51:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


Do those tongue things work on bajiners? That's a serious question, btw.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
YES. GOD YES.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-03-13 18:15:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


You truly are beautiful.

Even with that there tongue ring.


Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-03-13 18:08:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


hawt!


Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-13 18:05:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Fuck the tongue ring - christ, these days, 13 year old, 231 pound high school chicks, with horrible ass crack tattoos and even worse complexions ALL have those....

You want to show me how "wild" and "rad" you are...show me your clit piercing.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-13 17:50:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

A picture > 1,616 words

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-13 17:44:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I am very disinclined to -2 a bearer of bajiner. Especially one that more than obviously loves the cock.

God you rule!



Cock lover.

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-03-13 17:31:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 tongue rings!

Submitted by serina (user info) at 2007-03-13 17:29:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

is the tounge ring supposed to distract us from the shiner? let me guess you fell.....

Submitted by Daccory (user info) at 2007-03-13 17:08:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Auto +2 tongue jewelry

Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-03-13 17:02:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-03-13 16:42:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Y HALO THAR HULK HOGAN BANDANA.

Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-03-13 16:56:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

That's too far in.

Submitted by Yougotthatright (user info) at 2007-03-13 16:51:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

HOLY SHIT!

Lynette "Squeaky" Fromme has a webcam in her cell?...I hate the fucking Penitentiary SYSTEM.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-03-13 16:42:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Y HALO THAR HULK HOGAN BANDANA.

Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-03-13 16:27:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

BLAAAAA

Submitted by FlakMonkey (user info) at 2007-03-13 16:26:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

you used to bitch about bandwagons like this

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-03-13 16:14:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

if only you could read my mind

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-03-13 16:13:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-03-13 16:08:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-03-13 15:51:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-03-13 15:38:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

If a girl has a pierced tongue - she'll probably suck your dick

If a guy has a pierced tongue - he'll probably suck your dick
------
what if there is no peener involved?
Do those tongue things work on bajiners? That's a serious question, btw.
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Oh yes they do. Very well.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-03-13 16:04:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-03-13 16:00:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

ummmmmm that wouldn't be you would it? cause if so haahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah.. oh yeah you should lay off the glass and donuts
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/98869

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-03-13 16:04:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-03-13 15:56:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I mean, you're the spitting image of Cinderella with that scarf on your head.
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hey....YOU'RE RIGHT!!!

Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-03-13 16:00:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

ummmmmm that wouldn't be you would it? cause if so haahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah.. oh yeah you should lay off the glass and donuts

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-03-13 15:56:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I mean, you're the spitting image of Cinderella with that scarf on your head.

And I don't mean the children's book version of Cinderella.


Admit it, it was YOU in "Cuntarella", wasn't it?

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-03-13 15:56:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh my...

**brain asplodes**



Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-03-13 15:55:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

THIS IS NOT ACCEPTABLE YOUNG LADY

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-03-13 15:51:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-03-13 15:38:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

If a girl has a pierced tongue - she'll probably suck your dick

If a guy has a pierced tongue - he'll probably suck your dick
------
what if there is no peener involved?
Do those tongue things work on bajiners? That's a serious question, btw.

Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-03-13 15:38:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

If a girl has a pierced tongue - she'll probably suck your dick

If a guy has a pierced tongue - he'll probably suck your dick

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-03-13 15:25:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

O, this picture was taken in honalee, actually.

Ebola- I had this done just a couple of months before Pulp Fiction. After trying to convince my Dad that it didn't make me a deviant, that movie came out and I think he cried.

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2007-03-13 15:24:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I DEMAND A DNA TEST!

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-03-13 15:23:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

WHAT'S BEHIND THE GREEN DOOR?

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-03-13 15:22:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

my tongue ring's shinier. :p

Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-03-13 15:20:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

"Sex thing. Helps fellatio."

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-03-13 15:17:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Happy birthday, Coyote!

And Method- that's fair. I actually took this picture on a day I played hooky just to taunt someone who was working, hence the no makeup/midwifery fashion. But hey I can provide one service and then deliver your baby, too!

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-13 15:15:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Do you mind if I land a batch there?

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-13 15:15:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

A nun that taught at my old high school used to wear motorcycle boots and jeans that made her ass look tight. I regret never getting her number.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-13 15:14:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

A nun with a tongue piercing.

How uninteresting.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-13 15:12:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Honaleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, sex is free
Sex is freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, Honalee
Down on their knees...you can touch people where they pee

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2007-03-13 15:09:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

WHOOPS

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2007-03-13 15:09:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

YOU LOOK LIKE A MID-WIFE

Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2007-03-13 15:02:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

auto +2 for my birthday!

And, if you're such a good, sober girl then how'd you get that hardware through your tongue?

Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-03-13 15:02:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for my new fwap bulls eye. Appreciate ya.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-03-13 15:00:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You know you want some, Greekboy.

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2007-03-13 14:57:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Yah, not even close. Are you that girls brother or something?


See these? American donuts. Glazed, powdered, and raspberry-filled.
Now, how's that for freedom of choice.

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