After A Long day of work, telling people what to do.... (1833 hits)
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Submitted by bart (View user info) at 2007-03-13 17:05:42 EDT
Before I had some fun I thought I'd let you losers know what you are missing out on..
User Reviews
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-28 16:22:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Guess why this dipshit got banned?
See posting name.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-08-18 02:47:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That pasta sauce looks like it has gone bad, dude. Buy some fresh.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-19 13:29:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-03-13 15:37:28 PDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I live forever bozo
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famous last words
Submitted by EAZEDZT (user info) at 2007-04-05 15:53:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You are teh sux!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-04-01 12:42:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Really interesting post and summet or nuffin
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-04-01 04:33:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2007-03-21 16:16:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
rob_berg's alter
great post, Farva
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I have no alters.
Although if this was my alter... I would make this guy WAY more interesting.
Submitted by Oiseau (user info) at 2007-04-01 02:36:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
That picture is so big you can see the actual dirt molecules in the carpet. Gross.
I bet that's ditchweed. Lame.
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2007-03-24 10:53:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-03-21 21:22:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Why would I be an alter, moron?
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Because you're almost comically gay. No real person would have this little self-respect. I wonder why you're still reviewing posts, and not licking the semen off a hobo's blistered remains of a penis in an alley for one shot of vodka.
Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-03-21 21:22:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Why would I be an alter, moron?
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2007-03-21 16:16:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
rob_berg's alter
great post, Farva
Submitted by Slash (user info) at 2007-03-21 16:08:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2007-03-13 17:10:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I, for one, would never pay that much for a jar of honey.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-03-21 15:16:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
And the reward for the most retarded alter in uberhistory goes to...
Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-03-20 19:01:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
not you and that is comfort enough
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2007-03-20 18:53:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
and you are?
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-03-19 19:41:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Do you actually smoke that, you hebrew-arab-mexican gangster pussy?
Good. Keep your shit-stained fingers away from my good pot because you're simply not good enough.
You, sir, are a nigger.
Submitted by sweetcheebs (user info) at 2007-03-19 14:11:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Your pot sucks and your name looks like is was made by your xbox.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-03-15 20:23:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-03-15 19:57:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
what is bothering you? nothing.....? Well your breath smells like Cock for one. And to make matters worse I can see crusty mozzarella-dickcheese on the side of your lips from your last encounter some 15 odd minutes ago. What say you? "You Just Don't Understand, I Like To First Moisturize The Cock, Then Dryclean Vigorously With My Teeth In The Hopes Of Getting Some Action, If I Play My Cards Right I May Even Score, With A Man From Ubersite Who Can Sense With One Sniff, How I Love And Care For Pulsating Schlong That Happens To Come My Way."
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Listen real close, you Ugly Ass Motherfucker. Not only will I Beat the Fucking Bricks off you, but
if you make another sexual advance at me I will have no choice but to paralyze you from the neck
down. You will be spending endless days trying to twitch a finger to no avail. This time I will find
your real address. I will knock three times and your mother will open the door. I will Cut away her
reproductive system so there is no chance of her spawning any more faggots. Next, using latex gloves
I will make my way downstairs and pluck you from the computer only to drag you back upstairs and
throw you onto the street. From there I will proceed to kick the living shit out of you despite all
your begging and pleading. One Final time I will stand you up straight and ask you; Will you EVER
act out on your faggot desires again? You will say No but of course I know better. Quickly I will
separate your shoulder with my bare hands and grab a butcher knife from the trunk of my car. Making
small methodical incisions I will leak exactly one pint of blood before giving you a dull, echoing
blow to the spinal cord upon which you will collapse and remain motionless, at which point I will
leave you to die as I make my slow deliberate getaway. Now I will give you time to ponder your
options because to do otherwise would be callous. Do you want to die a laid out death or are you
going to change for the better? This is an informal ultimatum but make no mistake about it, the
resulting action or inaction will be in direct correlation with your decision. Remember it IS YOUR
choice.
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pls post pics
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-15 20:00:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!
Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-03-15 19:57:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
what is bothering you? nothing.....? Well your breath smells like Cock for one. And to make matters worse I can see crusty mozzarella-dickcheese on the side of your lips from your last encounter some 15 odd minutes ago. What say you? "You Just Don't Understand, I Like To First Moisturize The Cock, Then Dryclean Vigorously With My Teeth In The Hopes Of Getting Some Action, If I Play My Cards Right I May Even Score, With A Man From Ubersite Who Can Sense With One Sniff, How I Love And Care For Pulsating Schlong That Happens To Come My Way."
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Listen real close, you Ugly Ass Motherfucker. Not only will I Beat the Fucking Bricks off you, but
if you make another sexual advance at me I will have no choice but to paralyze you from the neck
down. You will be spending endless days trying to twitch a finger to no avail. This time I will find
your real address. I will knock three times and your mother will open the door. I will Cut away her
reproductive system so there is no chance of her spawning any more faggots. Next, using latex gloves
I will make my way downstairs and pluck you from the computer only to drag you back upstairs and
throw you onto the street. From there I will proceed to kick the living shit out of you despite all
your begging and pleading. One Final time I will stand you up straight and ask you; Will you EVER
act out on your faggot desires again? You will say No but of course I know better. Quickly I will
separate your shoulder with my bare hands and grab a butcher knife from the trunk of my car. Making
small methodical incisions I will leak exactly one pint of blood before giving you a dull, echoing
blow to the spinal cord upon which you will collapse and remain motionless, at which point I will
leave you to die as I make my slow deliberate getaway. Now I will give you time to ponder your
options because to do otherwise would be callous. Do you want to die a laid out death or are you
going to change for the better? This is an informal ultimatum but make no mistake about it, the
resulting action or inaction will be in direct correlation with your decision. Remember it IS YOUR
choice.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-15 19:25:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Seriously, Bret.
Just shut the fuck up.
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2007-03-15 18:52:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-03-15 11:04:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
an alter whose sole purpose is to curse me.
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Hhahahahhahaha
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-15 17:22:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oregeno and a jar of piss?
Okay.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-03-15 12:54:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's why I drive faster on the way home from work
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-03-15 12:24:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-03-15 11:04:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
an alter whose sole purpose is to curse me.
Submitted by odin (user info) at 2007-03-15 11:03:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You sad sad little cunt.
Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-03-15 10:52:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If you are anything like your stories, you probably realize that no one is taking note of the words, they are only nodding their head to appease you
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-03-15 10:41:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
After A Long day of work, telling people what to do...
You wake up, remove your head from your arse and get to work cleaning that grill before your boss finds you day dreaming.
Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-03-15 10:38:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
how about you get back to working the girth on that meaty cock that was just in your mouth.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-03-15 10:31:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
stop trying to copy shlongy. We don't really like him either.
Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-03-15 08:19:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
mountain honey from when I visited the Shenandoah and those boring, waste of time/money, fucked up, over hyped, luray caverns. It makes your shit stick/burn better and insures against any rips.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-03-15 03:42:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
whats the orange marmalade for?
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-03-15 03:25:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
dickwetter isn't a word.
Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-03-14 21:06:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
like I need your approbation, Dickwetter
Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2007-03-14 17:19:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by FlakMonkey (user info) at 2007-03-13 17:30:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
that is some seriously shitty looking weed.
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I agree. Nothing like the sick batch I picked up last night....
And the carpet is dirty. I see an elastic and various other pieces of crap on it. Meh, he's got some smoke, so he can't be bothered. I can't insult a guy that at least wants to get high, even if the dope around isn't so hot.
Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-03-14 17:10:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Yes the tests came back from the lab jonhhnny. The fingerprints place YOU at the scene where the molestation of the little boy occurred. On top of that you already have a prior criminal record - fondling youngsters at little league baseball games. The prosecutor gave you a deal last time but this time it doesn't look too good for you.
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2007-03-14 16:00:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Are you EVER going to stop being a tiny, annoying little pain in the ass?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-03-14 15:54:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, the test results came back from your doctor...I am very sorry to tell you, but - you're a nigger.
Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-03-14 13:33:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-03-14 00:03:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
if you can't think of a reason to -2 the post you leave it as no comment, Assclown
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Harry, my son, if you've got a grudge with the man, you keep it to Yourself, and if you want to speak up you must first fill out an application designed to gauge your level of mental retardation. THEN and only THEN if you are permitted to speak, you may speak with the utmost respect, adulation, and sincerity as you voice your Worthless opinion.
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-03-14 13:19:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-03-13 20:59:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you want to come and steam clean the carpet with your tongue?
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Worst. Reponse/comeback. EVER.
"Your... Your brain has the shell on it."
Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-03-14 12:42:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
As a better man before me has once put it:
"Classy!
I didn't realize they had internet access in homeless shelters. "
- Shitfuck
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you are quoting him on a lame overused line that has been used thousands of times before, and you are calling him a better man? I think you are feeling a little down because the first ever girl you ever laid hands on in a sexual manner turned out to be a cock-wielding homo with a penchant for boys with unruly acne.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2007-03-14 12:07:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
omg
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2007-03-14 08:16:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
As a better man before me has once put it:
"Classy!
I didn't realize they had internet access in homeless shelters. "
- Shitfuck
Submitted by LovelyLady (user info) at 2007-03-14 08:05:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't know why everyone hates you. I think you are kinda funny and I like a guy who smokes pot. Email me: lovelylady7777.at.hotmail.com
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-03-14 08:04:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Snare (user info) at 2007-03-14 07:44:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
From the look of your twig, I'd say your existence is its own punishment.
Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-03-14 00:03:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
filename------- if you can't think of a reason to -2 the post you leave it as no comment, Assclown
Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-03-14 00:00:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
hey maybe you could suggest a filename for my next post notched March 29 on the calendar.
Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-03-13 23:57:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
filename... when did the termites crawl up your ass and into your head??
Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-03-13 23:57:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
filename? when did the termites crawl up your ass and into your brain.
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2007-03-13 23:46:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Filename
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2007-03-13 23:17:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
*shakes head*
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-03-13 22:38:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fuck shake, dank nuggs get what they want because they earned it.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-03-13 21:52:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I brake for sheep.
Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-03-13 21:33:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
NO Thanks, I will stick with the bud. Crack cuts to the brain, just look around this site. If you are speaking of the bong you can promptly admit that you're much too pussy to inhale off a blunt where you might burn your throat. Also who wants to manage all that dirty water and shit embedded 1/8 inch in.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-03-13 21:10:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Blunts are for suckas. Get some glass you rookie bitchlick.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-03-13 21:08:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-03-13 20:59:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you want to come and steam clean the carpet with your tongue?
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Oh Im sorry, I lost my ability to spontaneously PRODUCE STEAM with my face when I took a bullet in nam.
I'd say the best way for you to clean that shit stained monstrosity would be to burn down your house whilst you're still in it.
Prick.
Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-03-13 20:59:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you want to come and steam clean the carpet with your tongue?
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-03-13 20:54:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Your carpet is fucking filthy, ever heard of hygiene?
Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2007-03-13 19:58:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
just a tad big
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-13 18:55:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/99674
Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-03-13 18:37:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I live forever bozo
Submitted by manic_impressive (user info) at 2007-03-13 18:36:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
WooHoo, banned!
Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-03-13 18:35:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
dear god will you take this dicksucker off my hands. What did I do to precipitate a vile faggot stalking me.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-03-13 18:34:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-13 18:01:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Who's driving the garbage truck while you're busy posting the biggest picture ever on Ubersite, you stupid fuck?
PS. Shouldn't you be back in your one bedroom dump of an apartment heating up your "Swanson Dinner For One", Romeo?
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HAHA!
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-13 18:34:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-03-13 18:27:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
My posts are PRICELESS. There is no rating that can be put on them because they are invaluable.
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There is, in fact, a rating for them. Every one of them actually. It's -2.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-03-13 18:29:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-03-13 22:27:18 GMT (#)
Ranking: -2
My posts are PRICELESS. There is no rating that can be put on them because they are invaluable.
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Invaluable? Yes....invaluable in building a case to have you committed to a children's mental ward.
Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-03-13 18:27:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
My posts are PRICELESS. There is no rating that can be put on them because they are invaluable.
Submitted by Dolson (user info) at 2007-03-13 18:25:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This may have been your best post yet.
And it would still be Bart's worst.
-2.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-03-13 18:22:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-03-13 22:16:06 GMT (#)
Ranking: -2
are you a little peeved cause your shit is not funny and I aint afraid to tell you? get off my dick and don't ever think to pursue anything even remotely related to comedy unless you are willing to show your face, THEN maybe you might have something
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Please stop embarrasing yourself and grow up, you childish, immature little boy.
And I would never be on your dick. They have child porn laws against that kind of thing.
Your pathetic persona is neither convincing, nor amusing.
I know I shouldn't pay the baby attention when he throws toys out of the pram, but in your case I'll make an exception.
For fuck's sake, get a life.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-13 18:19:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Tiny balls below
Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-03-13 18:16:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
are you a little peeved cause your shit is not funny and I aint afraid to tell you? get off my dick and don't ever think to pursue anything even remotely related to comedy unless you are willing to show your face, THEN maybe you might have something.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-13 18:15:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-13 18:01:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Who's driving the garbage truck while you're busy posting the biggest picture ever on Ubersite, you stupid fuck?
PS. Shouldn't you be back in your one bedroom dump of an apartment heating up your "Swanson Dinner For One", Romeo?
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I damn near shat myself laughing, shlong. I'm +2ing 5 of your posts for that.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-03-13 18:11:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-03-13 22:07:42 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0
garbage truck? and what about you? are you ambidextrous, beating your dick with one hand while typing with the other?
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at least he's old enough to ejaculate.
come back when your balls have dropped.
Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-03-13 18:07:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
garbage truck? and what about you? are you ambidextrous, beating your dick with one hand while typing with the other?
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-03-13 18:04:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by FlakMonkey (user info) at 2007-03-13 21:30:08 GMT (#)
Ranking: -2
that is some seriously shitty looking weed.
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A whole world of agreement.
But dealers always rip off suicidal teenage kids. Maybe we'll get lucky, and someone will lace it with rat poison.
We can but hope.
Toke away, emo boy.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-13 18:01:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Who's driving the garbage truck while you're busy posting the biggest picture ever on Ubersite, you stupid fuck?
PS. Shouldn't you be back in your one bedroom dump of an apartment heating up your "Swanson Dinner For One", Romeo?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-03-13 17:58:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
sure. I like people asking nicely.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-03-13 17:40:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Man, I'm getting all giddy thinking about this party. The stuff I'm used to is always filled with dried basil leaves and shit. For once I'll get a taste of how the upper class lives.
You think you could take me for a ride in your 91 Honda Civic?
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-03-13 17:38:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Although I have long suspected DM is bart just getting out his aggressions.
Look at poor scourge, banned for merely posting something lame. and forced to regress along the evolutionary scale.
While DM walks among us, irritating all without penalty.
Perhaps he has finally grown tired of the charade and seeks to end it now.
Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-03-13 17:34:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
would you prefer something longer to blow? maybe a banana?
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-03-13 17:34:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, when we have the party, I'll make sure I pay for half of your shake, bart bart. I'm sure I have a fiver laying around on my desk somewhere, that should cover it.
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-03-13 17:33:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
UBERCIDE.
Although I have no idea why everyone just didn't ignore you.
Indifference would have killed him more quickly.
FTW is pretty funny.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-03-13 17:32:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Your user name will be changed to "Someone pretending to be Bart Cilfone"
permaban.
Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-03-13 17:32:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you haven't even touched it and you judge it. Bart will probably remove the seeds in a little bit when he is ready. Otherwise I think Bart has money and he knows his ganja better than anyone.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-13 17:31:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You'd need to smoke all of those nigger blunts to get high with that shitty weed.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-03-13 17:30:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-13 17:27:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Uh, hey Locksly, pretend ese, you are smoking spic weed. Look at the seeds and sticks and tell me what semi-intelligent person would smoke that shit.
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HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-03-13 17:30:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
As you can see there is enough to go around... and around
Submitted by FlakMonkey (user info) at 2007-03-13 17:30:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
that is some seriously shitty looking weed.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-03-13 17:29:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Dictionary.com Unabridged (v 1.1) -
douche [doosh]
-noun
1.http://www.ubersite.com/u/DesolateMisanthrope
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-03-13 17:29:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
TTOM, clearly this is bart, look at the username. Are you blind.
Oh, and bart, will you share some of your shake with me? I'm intraweb famous too! We can have an intraweb famous party. I'm inviting Lonelygirl and Jefree Star!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-13 17:27:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Uh, hey Locksly, pretend ese, you are smoking spic weed. Look at the seeds and sticks and tell me what semi-intelligent person would smoke that shit.
Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-03-13 17:27:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
what's wrong redskie? are you low on supply? I hear there are fresh cocks down at the docks
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-03-13 17:25:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-03-13 17:24:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
that's not the way to talk to the big man
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-03-13 17:23:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Is that a jar of your own urine?
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-13 17:22:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
+2 for fooling these guys....
-4 for still being alive.
Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-03-13 17:20:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
who is it?
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-03-13 17:20:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Its not Bart you tards
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2007-03-13 17:19:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You're like the dirty hindu version of Jewtoast, I love you
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-03-13 17:18:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, and Bart... I was wondering if we could discuss one of my posts that I really want removed from Ubersite.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2007-03-13 17:17:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
lol
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-03-13 17:17:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll just keep giving you +2s because you're Bart.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2007-03-13 17:16:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
FTW are you fucking retarded or just playing along?
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2007-03-13 17:16:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
loozer info
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-03-13 17:15:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What I really don't understand is why you of all people would post such a large image.
Submitted by Alcoholocaust (user info) at 2007-03-13 17:14:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
too many beaners
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-03-13 17:14:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Um... Mr. Cilfone...
I don't get it.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-03-13 17:13:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck you.
Submitted by BadSamaritan87 (user info) at 2007-03-13 17:13:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Could we make this ANY FUCKING BIGGER?!
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2007-03-13 17:10:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I, for one, would never pay that much for a jar of honey.
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2007-03-13 17:08:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
blow me
Submitted by Daccory (user info) at 2007-03-13 17:06:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2007-03-13 17:06:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
lol definite ban