What is Uber? (1544 hits)
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Submitted by I Am The Wrinklebeast (View user info) at 2007-03-13 20:06:56 EDT
I stumbled across this website while typing in random URLs in my address bar. "Boredatwork" led me here, where I found some of the funniest, wittiest, stupidest and most insightful threads I have ever seen.
After finally getting my email verified from the big man himself, I decided to check out what you nuts were up to. What I saw shocked me. Everybody was taking pictures of themselves and posting them.
Why?
Does Ubersite double up as a dating site? Do people meet up and get laid? I thought this was just a website where people write things and are rated for the quality (or lack thereof) of their writing. After some more searching, I also saw that there is some sort of fascination with MS Paint.
But even stranger was that I noticed that there seems to be some sort of unspoken code around here.
1. Don't make your paragraphs too long.
2. Add an extra space between paragraphs.
3. PROPER SPELLING AND GRAMMAR, CHILDREN!!!!!!
4. Don't -2 indiscriminately. It makes you look like a fag.
5. Don't post more than once a day.
What is the allure about this place? I was told that I would be "forgiven" for my last post, but I thought I was just following along with the "bandwagon".
Are there any rules I'm forgetting? I know I'll probably be flamed for this, but I just had to ask:
What is Uber?
User Reviews
Submitted by Fixer (user info) at 2007-03-24 00:02:41 EDT (#)
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A circle jerk, like most any other forum.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-03-23 23:40:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
yOU sUCK
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-03-16 00:04:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Indiscriminate -2, fag.
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2007-03-15 19:55:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-03-14 17:32:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2007-03-13 22:19:55 EDT (#)
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You seem to totally lack a sense of humor.
Jesus, is this iddqd's alter?
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i dont do alters. if i have something to say, i say it.
ps, youre not funny or interesting in the slightest - you get attentention because you have a vagina and the sad losers that lurk here humour you in the hope that one day you might show it to them.
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*sigh* oh iddqd. You and I are a dying breed on here
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-03-15 12:07:16 EDT (#)
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a freak show
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-03-15 09:27:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Read all of my posts and you'll understand young grasshopper
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-03-15 06:11:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by wrinklebeast (user info) at 2007-03-14 22:01:02 EDT (#)
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WHY IN THE FUCK AM I BEING ACCUSED OF BEING AN ALTER?!?!?!?!?!?
A: you're fresh meat.
B: you perform nuby activity ;asking the rules (did you read the 'about us'?(right top corner))
(after reading ANY post here, you didn't conclude this is just a cagefight with +8k participants ?)
c: you get annoyed when not being answered . That is great fun, on any schoolyard..
d: You post with "I am new here" ; the average uberer reads that as ;"i'm an alter trying to fool all of you, and know in advance that that doesn't work, but i like to see something else for a change...)
e: most of us started like this . I'm no exception.
f: Is for fuck! probably the most frequently used word on Uber ! Now, go FUCK yourself...
NOOOOOOOB!
Submitted by DarthFaded (user info) at 2007-03-15 01:03:09 EDT (#)
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try not to take ANYTHING too seriously here... as you will see that no one will ever take you seriously. Use Ubersite like the whore that she is...
Use it for whatever your purpose is with her.
Don't expect too much.
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2007-03-15 00:13:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
meh.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-03-14 23:10:32 EDT (#)
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It's a semi-unmoderated web forum where people with nothing better to do (such as myself) come to indulge their nerdiness and self-absorption. Welcome.
Submitted by wrinklebeast (user info) at 2007-03-14 22:01:02 EDT (#)
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WHY IN THE FUCK AM I BEING ACCUSED OF BEING AN ALTER?!?!?!?!?!?
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-03-14 21:38:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Even your alter sucks dick Bubba.
No new start for you.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-03-14 17:32:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2007-03-13 22:19:55 EDT (#)
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You seem to totally lack a sense of humor.
Jesus, is this iddqd's alter?
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i dont do alters. if i have something to say, i say it.
ps, youre not funny or interesting in the slightest - you get attentention because you have a vagina and the sad losers that lurk here humour you in the hope that one day you might show it to them.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-03-14 17:10:31 EDT (#)
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I have none of these so-called 'alter's.
I see no point.
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-03-14 16:16:32 EDT (#)
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Is this your alter, Rob ?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-03-14 15:59:00 EDT (#)
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heh... sorry, I couldn't help but throw in a little classic Triumph.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-03-14 15:58:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by wrinklebeast (user info) at 2007-03-14 15:31:22 EDT (#)
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Thank God some of you are actually trying to explain these things to me. I guess it helps a little. But after seeing some really good posts, I can't help but wonder why I wrote this.
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It would certainly be refreshing if you were actually this earnest.
For me to poop on.
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-03-14 15:51:29 EDT (#)
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-0.18 on 81
not so bad, noob !
Submitted by wrinklebeast (user info) at 2007-03-14 15:31:22 EDT (#)
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Thank God some of you are actually trying to explain these things to me. I guess it helps a little. But after seeing some really good posts, I can't help but wonder why I wrote this.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-03-14 15:30:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2007-03-14 15:19:57 EDT (#)
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some people use this as a site to get (fat) ass, but just the normal social rejects that make up a percentage of any website's population.
bandwagons are generally jumped upon by the above mentioned losers, and really contribute nothing to the site but the warm feelings of acceptance and belonging that are so lacking in most of their real lives. I hate them and they get auto -2's for the most part from me and some others.
Make a post about ubersite? probably a -2 unless it's funny (see "generic ubersite post" by PFF)
camwhore? another -2
livejournalesque writing? -2
Basically a good rule before you post, to steal from another forum I frequent, ask yourself "Will this post be interesting to others or just a waste of their time?" Everyone makes shitposts, I've been guilty of a few, just don't become a user who makes nothing but shitposts (bandwagons, dprime, etc).
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OHHHhh...
SO yer just a boring, grumpy, sanctimonious cunt.
Gotcha. I couldn't for the life of me figure out your random shitting on my posts... makes sense now, nerd.
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2007-03-14 15:19:57 EDT (#)
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some people use this as a site to get (fat) ass, but just the normal social rejects that make up a percentage of any website's population.
bandwagons are generally jumped upon by the above mentioned losers, and really contribute nothing to the site but the warm feelings of acceptance and belonging that are so lacking in most of their real lives. I hate them and they get auto -2's for the most part from me and some others.
Make a post about ubersite? probably a -2 unless it's funny (see "generic ubersite post" by PFF)
camwhore? another -2
livejournalesque writing? -2
Basically a good rule before you post, to steal from another forum I frequent, ask yourself "Will this post be interesting to others or just a waste of their time?" Everyone makes shitposts, I've been guilty of a few, just don't become a user who makes nothing but shitposts (bandwagons, dprime, etc).
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-03-14 14:20:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-03-14 13:40:01 EDT (#)
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Here are the rules of Uber (my version, anyways)
http://www.ubersite.com/m/55488
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-03-14 12:44:17 EDT (#)
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Übersite is a serious writer's fornicatorium.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2007-03-14 12:25:54 EDT (#)
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Uber is a website. www.ubersite.com. You can go there and post things for people to read and rate. You can also rate things that others have posted. I hope this clears up any confusion.
Submitted by ChalupaTres (user info) at 2007-03-14 11:45:56 EDT (#)
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I've read this before. Like six times.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-03-14 11:33:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Ubersite is a serious writers forum.
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hehehe
Submitted by richardcranium (user info) at 2007-03-14 11:15:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Ubersite is a serious writers forum.
Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2007-03-14 10:33:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by FlakMonkey (user info) at 2007-03-14 09:28:58 EDT (#)
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IT'S A MAGIC KOALA BEAR THAT SHOOTS RAINBOWS OUT ITS ASS AND EATS YOUR NIGHTMARES SO YOU CAN SLEEP SOUNDLY AT NIGHT.
ALSO, IT SMOKES MARLBORO MEDIUMS.
MAN, I HATE THAT FUCKING KOALA BEAR.
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hahaha! god i miss you matty :) come gabbly with me
Submitted by FlakMonkey (user info) at 2007-03-14 09:28:58 EDT (#)
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IT'S A MAGIC KOALA BEAR THAT SHOOTS RAINBOWS OUT ITS ASS AND EATS YOUR NIGHTMARES SO YOU CAN SLEEP SOUNDLY AT NIGHT.
ALSO, IT SMOKES MARLBORO MEDIUMS.
MAN, I HATE THAT FUCKING KOALA BEAR.
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2007-03-14 09:09:46 EDT (#)
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Geriatric alert!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-14 07:33:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
It's where you come to get on your knees and suck my cock.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-03-14 04:48:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
it's a rather addictive place.
You can use it to write and be rated - or you can be like the rest of some of the freaks on here and spend your day locked up in a room, not seeing the outside world just to make bizarre comments to strangers.
You seem like a nice person. I hope you write..
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-03-14 04:24:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-03-13 20:27:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
well I'll tell you how I come across uber. About 5 weeks back I was looking for something on one of the search engines and it just so happened that one of the links was a post on ubersite
"men who have tried to get in my underwear do you ever get frustrated" something like that. anyhow I read the post and although the writing was terrible it was also unorthodox and that piqued my interest. I read a few more posts and I was dismayed by the unusual format that was far from user friendly. Still I decided to sign up only to realize there is some kind of shitty waiting period and that was that. A few days later I am checking my email and find something I wasn't expecting. The 'secret code to access the forbidden tree. I try it out once and it worked (if it didn't I would not have bothered again). So you don't bitch about not answering the question; uber is a 4 character sequence of letters from the english alphabet although it is not officially recognized by the oxford dictionary as a word. Also I realize that you've probably been around quite a while and made this post for kicks.
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It is not an English word and Ü is not an English character.
STFU Urbane you ugly cuntwhore.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-03-14 04:14:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-03-13 20:27:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
well I'll tell you how I come across uber. About 5 weeks back I was looking for something on one of the search engines and it just so happened that one of the links was a post on ubersite
"men who have tried to get in my underwear do you ever get frustrated" something like that. anyhow I read the post and although the writing was terrible it was also unorthodox and that piqued my interest. I read a few more posts and I was dismayed by the unusual format that was far from user friendly. Still I decided to sign up only to realize there is some kind of shitty waiting period and that was that. A few days later I am checking my email and find something I wasn't expecting. The 'secret code to access the forbidden tree. I try it out once and it worked (if it didn't I would not have bothered again). So you don't bitch about not answering the question; uber is a 4 character sequence of letters from the english alphabet although it is not officially recognized by the oxford dictionary as a word. Also I realize that you've probably been around quite a while and made this post for kicks.
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An alter can be eaily identified because they string together words and paragraphs no becoming of who they are.
Like the flid in the photo who claims to be this cunt.... he's clearly a retarded wannabe gansta.
You are also transparent. You know to much my friend. And you have not been visiting this site for '5 weeks'.
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-03-14 04:09:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
welcome to the suck
Submitted by deelo (user info) at 2007-03-14 03:21:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
2 for you...-2 for DesolateMisanthrope, what a douche
Submitted by Bushy (user info) at 2007-03-14 01:38:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
'baby don't rate me, don't rate me, no more.'
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-03-14 01:02:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-03-13 20:24:38 EDT (#)
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You heard the man, please refer to him as "Sir Shlongy, Ass Ranger."
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I just laughed heartily at this.
Oooh look Bedtime.
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-03-14 00:08:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Truth below.
Unless Bubba has latent hostility or something.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-03-13 23:56:40 EDT (#)
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Wrinklebeast couldn't be bubba, he gave McCallum a -1.
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2007-03-13 23:54:33 EDT (#)
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Ubersite is where I go when I have to take a shit.
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-03-13 23:54:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ahahaha
Wrinklebeast, I think the uberboard/alter thing was aimed at Bubba since he kept +2ing this post.
So when you get pissed like that, which is sorta like Bubba, it only makes it worse.
Relax.
This wasn't really too good, though.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-03-13 23:48:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I agree with your sentiments Bubba. But I would've -2d Jared for this.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-03-13 23:34:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by wrinklebeast (user info) at 2007-03-13 23:32:00 EDT (#)
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I just think it's stupid that I'm already being accused of being an alter. And don't worry I've been around long enough to know what an alter is, so you don't have to explain it to me.
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lol
Submitted by wrinklebeast (user info) at 2007-03-13 23:32:00 EDT (#)
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I just think it's stupid that I'm already being accused of being an alter. And don't worry I've been around long enough to know what an alter is, so you don't have to explain it to me.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2007-03-13 23:23:22 EDT (#)
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hi.
read unabongers link and develop a thicker skin.
Submitted by wrinklebeast (user info) at 2007-03-13 23:22:37 EDT (#)
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What the hell is this alter shit about?! Just because I get a new account and start posting, that automatically makes me an alter?! I didn't know this was done before, excuse fucking me.
Fuck's sake, man..... you guys are a bunch of little bitches.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-03-13 23:21:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think Matt meant LAME'. Not lame, but fancy cloth....
Bye bye and nighty night, guys, I gots ta get up in da mornin'.....
See ya.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-03-13 23:19:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
*laughs@uberboard*
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-03-13 23:18:07 EDT (#)
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This IS pretty lame.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-03-13 23:17:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-13 23:11:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
An alter?
This is worse than a NOOB.
Stick it up your shit-ringed bunghole, Bubba.
******
You know it is shit-ringed because you tasted it, ya fuckin' punk.
Blow me....
:)
(you love me and you know it, Shlongy)
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-03-13 23:14:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-03-13 23:08:45 EDT (#)
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this is a shitty post, bubba. i've seen 5 or 6 incarnations of the very same idea.
******
OF COURSE you've seen incarnations. As well as in Roses, in Tulips, in Daisys, etc.
Get my point. buttstick?? Sheesh!!!!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-13 23:11:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
An alter?
This is worse than a NOOB.
Stick it up your shit-ringed bunghole, Bubba.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-03-13 23:08:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
this is a shitty post, bubba. i've seen 5 or 6 incarnations of the very same idea.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-03-13 23:00:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-03-13 22:52:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Bubba what are you going on about?
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I'm going on about asshats who insist on rating a n00b as a -2 simply because he is a n00b.
Certain users know better, and should cease and desist. Shlongy? Nah, he doesn't know shit.
Prime? Yeah, he knows better. Iddqd? He knows better, but is he really here? Who the fuck nose?
Either way, leave the fuckin' n00b alone...
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-03-13 22:52:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Bubba what are you going on about?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-03-13 22:49:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2007-03-13 22:38:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Oy, Woodrow me boy, ye droppeth the-2. Was it really THAT bad? No. It wasn't.
Oh well, to each his own, even if HE is wrong....
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-03-13 22:43:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-03-13 22:35:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Disregard anything said by a Vietnam war veteran!
At least Bubba doesn't still call me 15 like most people on this site. I guess they don't understand that time passes in Toronto, too.
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And Toronto too??? Fuck, Toto, I KNOW you turned that white brick road YELLOW!!
Fuckin' little whizbag...
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2007-03-13 22:38:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-03-13 22:37:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Erm.... I don't think Iddqd needs an alter. He seems bright enough to stand on his own...
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-03-13 22:35:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Disregard anything said by a Vietnam war veteran!
At least Bubba doesn't still call me 15 like most people on this site. I guess they don't understand that time passes in Toronto, too.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-03-13 22:33:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yep, God can spell, but is the position really up for grabs??
PICK ME!!!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-13 22:25:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I've been spelling that word incorrectly for a long time.
That's why I'll never run for God.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-03-13 22:21:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-13 22:09:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If you EVER give me another "Retalitory -2", I will reach through your mommy's computer monitor and rip out your windpipe, shithead.
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WAHHHHHHHHH~!!!!!!
Too bad the Man From One Of The Carolinas can't spell "retaliatory."
Hey...wait a minute... RATINGS DON'T MEAN ANYTHING, SHLONGY! YOU SAID SO YOURSELF!!
YOU STUPID FUCK!! GET A LIFE, MR. -2....
ps: f.o.a.d.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2007-03-13 22:19:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You seem to totally lack a sense of humor.
Jesus, is this iddqd's alter?
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-03-13 22:18:45 EDT (#)
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Haha, I have no idea what you mean by true name. Is that like the one that Hellboy had to recite--his super-secret demon name--to release himself from the stocks?
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-03-13 22:15:03 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/51940#uber_reviews
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-03-13 22:12:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-03-13 22:00:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What makes me think he is an alter? I guess we know our own kind.
you'll be happy to know you've given me many +2's, course, none were given to this account.
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Oh, wow!! Ze Pen Name!! You could be anyone. However, if I gave you a +2 you probably deserved it, although I have fucked up now and then and given assholes a good rating. Be that as it may(*), if you are an honest person, as you purport to be, why not state your true non-alter account name?
Hmmm? What? Can't do that? Well then, eat shit and die.
* To wit, whereas, notwithstanding, nevertheless, in as much as, and so fucking what....
JUST FUCKING SAY WHO YOU REALLY ARE, YA FUCKIN' COWARD!!!!!!!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-13 22:09:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If you EVER give me another "Retalitory -2", I will reach through your mommy's computer monitor and rip out your windpipe, shithead.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-03-13 22:00:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What makes me think he is an alter? I guess we know our own kind.
you'll be happy to know you've given me many +2's, course, none were given to this account.
Submitted by Slash (user info) at 2007-03-13 21:55:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-03-13 21:45:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-03-13 21:42:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
It's a site where you should stop being.
******
DISBELIEVE anything written by 17 yr old Canadian dipshit little boys like Prime.
(Shut up, Prime, ya dipwad...)
:)
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-03-13 21:43:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-03-13 21:25:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i haven't seen an original alter in forever. please, just one more bickerstaff.
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1) What makes you think Bickerstaff is an alter?
Oh, right, you are SO cool, you couldn't be wrong. Dipshit.
2) Dear post author: Some asshats give -2s to the great majority of posts.
It simply means they are stupid. They shlong their dong around the block.
3) Stick around, you seem brighter than most of the -2 slinging people from states
that have North and South...
4) Heh. Fuck certain people....
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-03-13 21:42:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
It's a site where you should stop being.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-03-13 21:39:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Not sure, but that Stagger_Lee guy is pretty terrific. That's the word on the street, anyway.
Submitted by WookieSuave (user info) at 2007-03-13 21:35:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Welcome to the last website you'll ever wear.
FUCK Tommy Lee made it cool.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-03-13 21:25:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i haven't seen an original alter in forever. please, just one more bickerstaff.
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-03-13 21:24:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-03-13 20:51:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by wrinklebeast (user info) at 2007-03-13 20:31:21 EDT (#)
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...but I'm also curious about what it takes to be popular on this website
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This is what it takes to be the BEST, MOST POPULAR, SEXIEST AND MOST TOTALLY HUMBLE UBERER OF ALL TIME FOR EVER AND EVER AMEN: http://www.ubersite.com/u/the_taste_of_monkeys
BOW TO ME!
Obey the holy ttom!
Submitted by Snare (user info) at 2007-03-13 20:52:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have seen it described as:
"an experiment in unmoderated forum" - Ubersite hisotry
"a serious writer's forum" - Bart Bart
"addictive" - Fat Tony
"a bunch of fucked up, self-obsessed assholes" - any noob on the wrong end of a hate post, and also OathMeal
"God, you people are morons" - Bart Bart (again)
and, most memorably,
"WEEEEEEEEEEEEP" - Habeeb
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-03-13 20:51:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by wrinklebeast (user info) at 2007-03-13 20:31:21 EDT (#)
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...but I'm also curious about what it takes to be popular on this website
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This is what it takes to be the BEST, MOST POPULAR, SEXIEST AND MOST TOTALLY HUMBLE UBERER OF ALL TIME FOR EVER AND EVER AMEN: http://www.ubersite.com/u/the_taste_of_monkeys
BOW TO ME!
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-03-13 20:43:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by gascs (user info) at 2007-03-13 20:35:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-03-13 20:12:38 EDT (#)
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http:/pulsehead.com/
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wtf?
Da fucking UbaBoard, dude!
hi there, canadian !
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-03-13 20:38:56 EDT (#)
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You seem likeable enough.
Welcome.
Submitted by gascs (user info) at 2007-03-13 20:35:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-03-13 20:12:38 EDT (#)
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http://pulsehead.com/
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wtf?
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-03-13 20:34:18 EDT (#)
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Wow, a whole few weeks? Jesus, you must've taken a lot of shit in during that time to get ALL 5 RULES OF TEH UBRASITE!!!
YOU WIN TEH PRIZE!!!
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-03-13 20:31:55 EDT (#)
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I generally kiss a lot of ass.
Submitted by wrinklebeast (user info) at 2007-03-13 20:31:21 EDT (#)
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I read this site for a few weeks, if that's what you mean. Yes I made this post for kicks, but I'm also curious about what it takes to be popular on this website, what with all the rampant abuse.
Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-03-13 20:27:32 EDT (#)
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well I'll tell you how I come across uber. About 5 weeks back I was looking for something on one of the search engines and it just so happened that one of the links was a post on ubersite
"men who have tried to get in my underwear do you ever get frustrated" something like that. anyhow I read the post and although the writing was terrible it was also unorthodox and that piqued my interest. I read a few more posts and I was dismayed by the unusual format that was far from user friendly. Still I decided to sign up only to realize there is some kind of shitty waiting period and that was that. A few days later I am checking my email and find something I wasn't expecting. The 'secret code to access the forbidden tree. I try it out once and it worked (if it didn't I would not have bothered again). So you don't bitch about not answering the question; uber is a 4 character sequence of letters from the english alphabet although it is not officially recognized by the oxford dictionary as a word. Also I realize that you've probably been around quite a while and made this post for kicks.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-03-13 20:27:30 EDT (#)
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Greetz, Dutchy.
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-03-13 20:26:19 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/98173#2345115 ; hahahahahahahaa!
Hi lungfish ! Greetz from the other side !
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-03-13 20:24:38 EDT (#)
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You heard the man, please refer to him as "Sir Shlongy, Ass Ranger."
btw, that's just shlongy. It means he likes you.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-13 20:16:41 EDT (#)
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My name is spelled "Shlongy", dickweed.
Please address me as "Sir Shlongy", ass ranger, or you will force me to get out the rarely used
-3 button.
Submitted by wrinklebeast (user info) at 2007-03-13 20:15:46 EDT (#)
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What the fuck is this bullshit!?!?
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-03-13 20:12:38 EDT (#)
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http://pulsehead.com/
Submitted by wrinklebeast (user info) at 2007-03-13 20:09:38 EDT (#)
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I'll keep that in mind, Shlongy. You do realize it's spelled, "Schlong", right? Fucking prick.
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2007-03-13 20:08:59 EDT (#)
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STUPID FUCKING SHENANIGANS
Submitted by wrinklebeast (user info) at 2007-03-13 20:08:41 EDT (#)
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you're such a fag.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-13 20:08:36 EDT (#)
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It's a nice little website where Shlongy gets to tell 53 people a day to "SHUT THE FUCK UP".
Make that 54.
Submitted by wrinklebeast (user info) at 2007-03-13 20:08:21 EDT (#)
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shut up, fag.