Jesus Uber ! Isn't it time to slow down on that drinking ? (1058 hits)
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Submitted by MessMind <badfirstcontact.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2007-03-13 21:05:46 EDT
seriously....<i>
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Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-04-05 03:57:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-13 22:13:11 EDT (#)
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If you consider that the average age of Uber is around 21...the average number of boyfriends, girlfriends, wives and/or husbands had by Uber users is .07
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Really? The impression I got was you're all 30-something, married, with kids..
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-03-15 06:35:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-03-14 16:13:54 EDT (#)
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astute observation
Astute rating. Liked your last post, btw !
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-03-14 16:13:54 EDT (#)
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astute observation
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-03-14 14:28:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-03-14 14:19:49 EDT (#)
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And there's another happy camper! Please leave ! i have no more annoyment left over for today !
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-03-14 14:19:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-03-14 14:06:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2007-03-14 12:52:34 EDT (#)
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I guess many people drink around here to forget the cruel reality that is there everyday life...
You're right on target, sideshow! (Funny nickname, btw!)
Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2007-03-14 12:52:34 EDT (#)
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I guess many people drink around here to forget the cruel reality that is there everyday life...
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-03-14 07:47:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-13 22:13:11 EDT (#)
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If you consider that the average age of Uber is around 21...the average number of boyfriends, girlfriends, wives and/or husbands had by Uber users is .07
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I think I'm keeping track of the girlfriend count to be .03 of one for me.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-14 07:24:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-03-14 02:04:53 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-03-13 22:41:11 EDT (#)
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fuck you. don't ever talk about my drinking. fuck you.
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-03-13 22:24:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-13 22:21:23 EDT (#)
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I got an "A" in Algebra back in 7th grade so those numbers are pretty damn accurate.
You just have to remember: Always "carry the one".
Yaya, therefore you measure 3 inches as 7....sure.
And she's currently occupied with the one. he doesn't need carrying.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-03-13 22:22:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-13 22:13:11 EDT (#)
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If you consider that the average age of Uber is around 21...the average number of boyfriends, girlfriends, wives and/or husbands had by Uber users is .07...the average number of people Uberites know or speak to outside of Uber is around 2.9 per day...and the average number of times any of these losers has gotten laid in the last 6 months is 0.04...
You'll then be able to understand why it's important to let people that you don't know, know that "Look at me, I had 3 beers and a Tom Collins last night - or last year - and I got hammered".
I hope this explains everything.
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You sweet talker, you.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-13 22:21:23 EDT (#)
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I got an "A" in Algebra back in 7th grade so those numbers are pretty damn accurate.
You just have to remember: Always "carry the one".
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-03-13 22:18:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-13 22:13:11 EDT (#)
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I hope this explains everything.
I've got to admit these numbers seem correct. That's a painfull conclusion for you...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-13 22:13:11 EDT (#)
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If you consider that the average age of Uber is around 21...the average number of boyfriends, girlfriends, wives and/or husbands had by Uber users is .07...the average number of people Uberites know or speak to outside of Uber is around 2.9 per day...and the average number of times any of these losers has gotten laid in the last 6 months is 0.04...
You'll then be able to understand why it's important to let people that you don't know, know that "Look at me, I had 3 beers and a Tom Collins last night - or last year - and I got hammered".
I hope this explains everything.
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-03-13 21:54:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2007-03-13 21:49:01 EDT (#)
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fuck that. I'm drunk now. MORE POSTINGS GOD DAMNIT!
WHOOOOhoooooo drunk !!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-03-13 21:34:20 EDT (#)
Cooooool dude!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ------->>> http://www.ubersite.com/m/95679
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2007-03-13 21:49:01 EDT (#)
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fuck that. I'm drunk now. MORE POSTINGS GOD DAMNIT!
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-03-13 21:34:20 EDT (#)
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OK, carlin. No wait, you're probably more like a gallagher.
"Is it good fud or gewwwd food?"
*smashes watermellon*
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-03-13 21:32:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-03-13 21:28:15 EDT (#)
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Lucky me, having you as a happy camper...:-(
Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-03-13 21:28:15 EDT (#)
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No such thing as a dick shit.
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Shut The Fuck Up, and lay off the diesel. I use the terminology as I* see fit.
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-03-13 21:27:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-03-13 21:24:35 EDT (#)
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I am especially pleased you +2ed my favourie fiction on this site.
wooo!
I guess it deserves it . good read! c Ya!
Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-03-13 21:25:23 EDT (#)
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gotta grab some groceries first. also my roommates are home and I wouldn't want to make a bad impression.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-03-13 21:24:35 EDT (#)
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I am especially pleased you +2ed my favourie fiction on this site.
wooo!
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-03-13 21:22:41 EDT (#)
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HAHAHAHA!
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-03-13 21:19:26 EDT (#)
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No such thing as a dick shit. There's duck shit and dipshits, but Dickshit? No. That's just stupid.
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-03-13 21:18:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-03-13 21:16:46 EDT (#)
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Greetz!!!!!
DM's never smoked weed before. That's obvious.
Clearly! If i did, he would make these horrible posts, too !
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-03-13 21:16:46 EDT (#)
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Greetz!!!!!
DM's never smoked weed before. That's obvious.
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-03-13 21:15:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-03-13 21:13:32 EDT (#)
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Does it really make a difference? Half of these dickshits are drunk ALL the time, beer or no beer.
Your weed is clearly not as good as you predicted it. Schade ! Greetz everyone !
Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-03-13 21:13:32 EDT (#)
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Does it really make a difference? Half of these dickshits are drunk ALL the time, beer or no beer.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-03-13 21:11:19 EDT (#)
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Don't judge me monkey
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-03-13 21:10:48 EDT (#)
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I was disapointed when I looked over and there wasn't really a "Who has the greatest peaner" post.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-03-13 21:09:04 EDT (#)
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Haha! If "peener" were a word I'd point out that you misspelled it.
And the answer to your question is a definitive "No."
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-03-13 21:06:26 EDT (#)
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BUUUUULshit....