Five women I wish I didn't think were hot (2408 hits)
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Submitted by St_Jimmy (View user info) at 2007-03-13 21:51:35 EDT
ethod, she'd still be hawt!! Wait, does that make me gay.JPG)
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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-05-16 00:02:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2007-03-16 10:31:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Jamie Lee Curtis
Coley
Coley
Coley
Coley
Coley
Coley
Coley
Moley
Moley
Holey
Holey
Roland from grange hill
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-16 10:19:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The nanny'd definitely be a tiger in the sack.
Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2007-03-16 00:38:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
nanny
bjork
coley
definately
in that order
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-03-15 23:10:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You guys are a fuckin kick in the pants.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-03-15 21:06:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
sigh, another list I didn't make it onto...
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-03-15 18:46:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Monica Lewinsky is a swamp donkey
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-03-15 17:19:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2007-03-15 13:04:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2007-03-14 13:26:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'd hit 2, 4, and 5.
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I got my order backwards....
I'd hit 1, 2, and 4.
My bad, I'm an idiot.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-03-15 10:27:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I would knock the bottom out of Ellen DeGeneres.
I have no idea why. Her show is annoying, as is her dancing, she isn't attractive. I mean if she was done up real nice and put on a good workout routine she could be stunningly average at best, but I still want to touch her where she pees.
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2007-03-15 08:10:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
i wanna shove my black wang up coley's love box.
true story
Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2007-03-15 07:52:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Rowl Coley...Rowwl
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-03-14 17:12:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Coley is hot, there's no denying it.
She even covers fetishes:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/97381 for poop fetish
http://www.ubersite.com/m/95652 for birthday fetish
http://www.ubersite.com/m/93361 for feline fetish
She is truly a goddess and should be commended so.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-03-14 16:09:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The post, although cute, is nothing compared to some of the reviews.
Esp. the exchange between Coley and Shlongy.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-03-14 14:44:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Coley puts the RRRR in MORDORRRR
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-03-14 14:19:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Grownasskid (user info) at 2007-03-14 13:42:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2007-03-14 13:26:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'd hit 2, 4, and 5.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-14 12:59:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
http://www.ubersite.com/m/99561 <-------- You Missed one!
Submitted by MidnightToSix (user info) at 2007-03-14 11:51:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Where do you people come up with these numbers? 60%? Do you really put that much of a process into these things?
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2007-03-14 10:12:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
The last one's got a busted grill.
And you lost a point for that Supernanny bird.
Submitted by precision (user info) at 2007-03-14 10:06:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
coley is cute...but then I've got a thing for redheads
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-03-14 08:21:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
RE Coley: BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Submitted by aldenso (user info) at 2007-03-14 08:18:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you guys will all go goo goo over a fucking 1/4 decent looking girl just because she is on a website and can work a computer.
I bet if she knew how to build a computer 80% of you guys would semenate in your pants upon reading it.
I could write the worst piece of shit, put in a picture of coley, and then you guys would all go "ooo a woman who can use a computer that is skinnier than the girl im stalking" and put up a +2.
By the way, i'd stick it in spears.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-14 07:22:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Seriously, all of that shit is disgusting.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-03-14 05:27:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think Ricky Lake is cute
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-03-14 03:17:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd fuck Britney, the Nanny, and Coley(you have a nice rack btw)
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-03-14 01:50:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-03-14 01:28:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i feel the same way about janine garafalo, lori petty, and lauren grahm
i dig quirky, nerdy girls what can i say
lori has that voice, i dig it
lauren has a total hot "normal average milf" vibe
and i would so put it to janine, even if her opinions are shit and she cant seem to shut up about politics
she was cute in mystery men
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2007-03-14 00:11:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love Bjork
and damn Method looks good in that picture
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-03-13 23:55:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HOW you not gonna touch yourself to me, Coley? *pouts*
I missed Anansie, too:(
I think Bjork is beautiful.
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2007-03-13 23:40:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Five women I wish I didn't think were hot:
Sara Lee
Betty Crocker
Little Debbie
Aunt Jemima
St. Pauli Girl
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2007-03-13 23:30:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/99682
Coley has been Beebed
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2007-03-13 23:14:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-03-13 22:37:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
the 5 bitches are boner-killers but who is this monkey shit at the bottom trying to look tough and macho?
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thats me, wanna make out?
Submitted by Dolson (user info) at 2007-03-13 23:01:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd do Bjork too. Did you know she's almost 50?
Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-03-13 22:41:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'll drop the 'act but next time you gotta lube up with ethnyl alcohol.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-03-13 22:41:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ahahahahaha.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-03-13 22:40:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Alright, well I'm gonna go touch myself (and think of Anansie), go drink, come home and think about (but never get around to doing) homework, touch myself some more (thinking of Shlongy and DM) and pass out.
current mood: touched
currently listening to: madonna - like a virgin
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-13 22:39:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
DM is giving a bad name to -2 raters everywhere, and by "everywhere", I mean "Me".
Drop the moron act, if possible, Tardo.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-03-13 22:38:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I was hoping for a specific shout-out from DM.
=(
Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-03-13 22:37:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
the 5 bitches are boner-killers but who is this monkey shit at the bottom trying to look tough and macho?
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-03-13 22:37:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I heart you too, Anansie.
Hold me.
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-03-13 22:36:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
w00t
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-13 22:36:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
My pleasure.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-03-13 22:35:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I heart you coley.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-03-13 22:35:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-03-13 21:56:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ARE YOU SAYING THERE'S SHAME IN ME?
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If Jimmy wants to refer to your cousin's sperm as "shame," who are we to judge?
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-03-13 22:34:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's the sweetest thing any internet stranger has ever awkwardly said to me.
*swoons*
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-13 22:32:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If it means anything Coley, out of the 5 pigs that St. James has listed here, you're the only one I'd be interested in eating out.
That may not have come out right...but I MEAN IT.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-03-13 22:31:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAAHAHAHHHA
contest?
gross.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-13 22:29:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't think I'm doing anything wrong...I once won a contest.
The "30 minutes" is to make my "partner" forget about the three minutes of actual banging.
It's a great distraction.
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-03-13 22:29:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
For Shlongy: http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/moreinfo.cgi?uber=wrinklebeast&cutoff=4
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2007-03-13 22:29:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-13 22:26:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Are you kidding?
I can do three minutes in my sleep...which is probably what I'd be doing halfway through our little love fest.
You must have missed that post where I mentioned that I can chow the beave for up to 30 minutes without taking on liquids.
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Anyone who can 'chow the beave' for 30 minutes and not be taking on liquids is doing it wrong.
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2007-03-13 22:29:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-03-13 22:28:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If you have to do it for 30 minutes, and even have to think about needing hydration while you're down there, you're probably doing something wrong.
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You're assuming he's spending all 30 minutes on one woman.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-03-13 22:28:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If you have to do it for 30 minutes, and even have to think about needing hydration while you're down there, you're probably doing something wrong.
It's okay, I still love ya.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-13 22:26:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Are you kidding?
I can do three minutes in my sleep...which is probably what I'd be doing halfway through our little love fest.
You must have missed that post where I mentioned that I can chow the beave for up to 30 minutes without taking on liquids.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-03-13 22:24:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Three minutes? Aren't you going to have to double up on those "little blue pills" to last that long, sweetheart?
No job search currently necessary.
I'm so awesome I got not one but TWO (crappy low paying subpar) jobs.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-13 22:23:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Before you get on it, why don't you get on THIS- for about three minutes.
Then, you can gop back to homework, poverty and that job search.
BTW, coley, how's the job search going on Uber?
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-03-13 22:20:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think that's a great idea. I'm on it.
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2007-03-13 22:18:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Excellent question coley. When I find myself in such dilemmas, I find it's always best to sit down, have a drink, and think things over. You may need multiple drinks before you get things figured out, but that's where you steadfast commitment will see you through.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-03-13 22:17:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'd fuck Britney.
...and coley.
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2007-03-13 22:15:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-03-13 22:11:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OMG U R so HaWT!!1!
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Score!!! Recently I've been thinking about going into sketch comedy. Either that or doing a movie with Queen Latifeah (sp?) Whichever way the wind blows.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-03-13 22:14:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
alright I have to say this first then I'ma go touch myself:
HELP ME OUT
I've got three options
1) nap
2) drink
3) do homework
I think 1 and 3 are out of the running, but i'm not sure. What's your professional opinion?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-13 22:14:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
0 for 5.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-03-13 22:14:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2007-03-13 22:13:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Stagger: I think Joey's a pretty decent writer, both humor and his UM entries, so I'm gonna take that as a complement. But for the record, I'm pretty sure I have the market cornered on philosophical rabbit discussions.
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See?? I thought those were his.
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2007-03-13 22:13:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Stagger: I think Joey's a pretty decent writer, both humor and his UM entries, so I'm gonna take that as a complement. But for the record, I'm pretty sure I have the market cornered on philosophical rabbit discussions.
Submitted by tiaprae (user info) at 2007-03-13 22:13:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-03-13 22:11:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OMG U R so HaWT!!1!
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2007-03-13 22:10:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-03-13 22:07:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So what you're saying is, carry on?
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Absolutely! Here's my camwhore if you need help. http://www.ubersite.com/m/98611
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-03-13 22:10:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm slowly getting the distinction between you, but for the first few weeks you both signed up I swear I didn't notice there were 2 of you.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-03-13 22:09:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like you both, smartasses though you are.
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2007-03-13 22:08:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-03-13 22:04:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I have to concentrate to keep from confusing you and Joey G.
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It's not tough to tell us apart. His posts end up on B@W and almost never involve rabbits.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-03-13 22:07:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So what you're saying is, carry on?
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2007-03-13 22:05:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-03-13 22:01:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2007-03-13 21:58:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-03-13 21:56:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ARE YOU SAYING THERE'S SHAME IN ME?
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Don't take it personal. There's shame in fwapping it to anyone's internet persona.
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Great, no reason to touch myself now.
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No, no, no. It's not the same for girls, as you don't fwap, per se. Girls rub and vibrate. It's completely different.
God damn it. Leave it to me to get a girl to stop masterbating. -2 DIE me!
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-03-13 22:04:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I have to concentrate to keep from confusing you and Joey G.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-03-13 22:03:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Camp Creepy is a great place to be.
Trust me, I run the place.
*leers at all of you*
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-03-13 22:03:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
all of these are understandable except monica lewisky.
i almost throw up just looking at her.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-03-13 22:02:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I just figured everyone already knew my feelings for you coley, and that any further comments would put me firmly entrenched in Camp Creepy, and I like it better on the outskirts of the camp.
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-03-13 22:02:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I would totally fuck that last guy.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-03-13 22:01:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAHAAa.....
>gasp<
HAHAHA!
Outstanding.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-03-13 22:01:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2007-03-13 21:58:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-03-13 21:56:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ARE YOU SAYING THERE'S SHAME IN ME?
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Don't take it personal. There's shame in fwapping it to anyone's internet persona.
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Great, no reason to touch myself now.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-03-13 21:59:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2007-03-13 21:58:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-03-13 21:56:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ARE YOU SAYING THERE'S SHAME IN ME?
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Don't take it personal. There's shame in fwapping it to anyone's internet persona.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-03-13 21:58:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Heh. This was good.
Coley is going to be my wife though, so you need to back away from that ass slowly.
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-03-13 21:57:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-03-13 21:57:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh man Coleyo is gonna laugh at first at this then become suddenly very quite when she realizes that you and most likely other ubers actually do fwap to her picture. Poor Coleyo is gonna feel all violated.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-03-13 21:56:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ARE YOU SAYING THERE'S SHAME IN ME?
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-03-13 21:56:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No shame in bjork
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-03-13 21:56:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Actually, I now have two subpar, part-time jobs but I don't plan on reneging on the self-touchage anytime soon if I can help it.
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-03-13 21:53:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You are indeed....a saint.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-03-13 21:53:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A bit blunt at the end, but good.