Getting on the camwhore bandwagon (888 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: -0.43 on 45 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Sphagnum (View user info) at 2007-03-14 08:35:34 EDT
Given the opportunity, 8 out of 10 of you would let me fuck your mouth.
True story
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Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-03-15 11:10:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-03-14 14:31:15 PDT (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-03-14 13:34:44 EDT (#)
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Here is Sfaggy's REAL camwhore
http://www.ubersite.com/m/91255
Note that he is a giant, grizzled sucker of horse penii - you can see the jizz dribbling down his many chins...
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Keeping that one in the spank bank are you stalker?
At least I have the balls to post a camwhore. You're a wetback, sackless retard who prefers total anonymity so that he can call people at home and at work and laugh about it in his parents basement. I hope you die of bubonic plague, preferably tomorrow.
Fucking loser.
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LOL
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-11 09:01:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I miss you, man.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2007-03-14 22:13:17 EDT (#)
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B@W
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-03-14 19:31:42 EDT (#)
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You joined after me and have 200 posts?
You've been busy.
Try not to get banned for awhile.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-03-14 17:52:27 EDT (#)
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hmmmmmm
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-03-14 17:38:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-03-14 10:05:15 EDT (#)
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Riiiiight and I have two legs.
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That review is going into the Hall of Fame.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-03-14 17:35:38 EDT (#)
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Scuse me ma'am...did I leave my boots under your bed? Aw shucks.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-03-14 17:31:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-03-14 13:34:44 EDT (#)
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Here is Sfaggy's REAL camwhore
http://www.ubersite.com/m/91255
Note that he is a giant, grizzled sucker of horse penii - you can see the jizz dribbling down his many chins...
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Keeping that one in the spank bank are you stalker?
At least I have the balls to post a camwhore. You're a wetback, sackless retard who prefers total anonymity so that he can call people at home and at work and laugh about it in his parents basement. I hope you die of bubonic plague, preferably tomorrow.
Fucking loser.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2007-03-14 16:46:05 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-03-14 16:35:53 EDT (#)
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dun dun dun DUN DUN (boop bup boop bup boop bup boop)
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-03-14 14:14:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-03-14 13:34:44 EDT (#)
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Here is Sfaggy's REAL camwhore
http://www.ubersite.com/m/91255
Note that he is a giant, grizzled sucker of horse penii - you can see the jizz dribbling down his many chins...
Submitted by TheCrystalShip (user info) at 2007-03-14 13:23:21 EDT (#)
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for the right price I would do almost anything.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-14 12:17:37 EDT (#)
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I'm one of the 2 out of ten that wouldn't, thankfully.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2007-03-14 12:13:39 EDT (#)
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ATTN: GHEY MENZ.
Submitted by tiaprae (user info) at 2007-03-14 12:03:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-03-14 10:09:32 EDT (#)
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If that were really you, then I'll be honest with myself and say, yes. Yes I would.
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But I seriously doubt it is
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-14 11:26:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-03-14 10:05:15 EDT (#)
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Riiiiight and I have two legs.
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HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Submitted by jojo747 (user info) at 2007-03-14 10:23:52 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-03-14 10:09:32 EDT (#)
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If that were really you, then I'll be honest with myself and say, yes. Yes I would.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-03-14 10:05:15 EDT (#)
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Riiiiight and I have two legs.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-03-14 09:51:47 EDT (#)
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You'd have to pry my mouth off your member the the jaws of death, hot stuff.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-03-14 09:15:09 EDT (#)
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OMG I WANT 2 MAYK TEH BABEZ WIFF U!!
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2007-03-14 09:13:07 EDT (#)
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YOU ARE VERY HANDSOME, WELCOME TO THE CLUB
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-03-14 09:05:05 EDT (#)
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Um?
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-03-14 09:02:49 EDT (#)
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That's because you're a retard, snacksonsemen.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-14 09:02:07 EDT (#)
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I wouldn't call this anything less than quality, you fucking shit dick.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-03-14 08:58:44 EDT (#)
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Please explain why you were reading Catholic Schoolgirls monthly. We would all be VERY interested to know.
Unless you are actually a catholic schoolgirl, in which case it would be pretty self explanatory.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-03-14 08:57:02 EDT (#)
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It did. I submit work to the catholic schoolgirls monthly. They had it in for a piece entitled "What God would look like if Sphagnum painted him"
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-03-14 08:55:57 EDT (#)
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prosecution rests
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-03-14 08:55:24 EDT (#)
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I'm pretty sure that came from a magazine.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-03-14 08:54:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-03-14 08:54:07 EDT (#)
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I painted it myself with a mirror, a piece of nylon, some red ochre and a Kylie Minogue record.
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Aha. +2 for that.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-03-14 08:54:07 EDT (#)
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I painted it myself with a mirror, a piece of nylon, some red ochre and a Kylie Minogue record.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-03-14 08:52:10 EDT (#)
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thats a picture not a photo anyway.
plus rorrims right
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-03-14 08:52:09 EDT (#)
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I wasn't arguing and it is me
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-03-14 08:51:21 EDT (#)
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*blinks*
Don't be silly.
But i will give you a 2+ for even attempting to argue that it's you
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-03-14 08:50:47 EDT (#)
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Oh. Okay.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-03-14 08:50:12 EDT (#)
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I'm not gay, I'm bisexual.
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-03-14 08:48:29 EDT (#)
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Have another for 200 kicks!
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-03-14 08:48:00 EDT (#)
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You're gay??
I'm surprised, really.
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-03-14 08:47:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-03-14 08:46:17 EDT (#)
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no it's not
If you were, she wouldn't be rating you, she'll be tracking you down...
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-03-14 08:47:09 EDT (#)
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How do you figure?
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-03-14 08:46:17 EDT (#)
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no it's not
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-03-14 08:44:33 EDT (#)
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Yes it is
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-03-14 08:39:17 EDT (#)
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thats not you
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-03-14 08:37:10 EDT (#)
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200 quality posts completed.
Go me.