Commentary and pics from GamerCon!! (923 hits)
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Submitted by zimm0r (View user info) at 2007-03-14 10:32:56 EDT
There's nothing more enchanting than being at a GamerCon.Basically, if you're at all into gaming like I am (DDR revolution, Tekken 5, MTG, Phantasy Star Universe, etc.), then you know that the best opportunity to strut your stuff is at a GamerCon.
That's short for Gamer Convention for you idiots out there (kidding!). GamerCons are different from Dragon Con in that everyone there is a GAMER not a trekkie, or a b-fiver (babylon 5 fan - DOH!). Nope -- we're all gamers, all the time.
A good friend of mine who changed his name to Max after being Clifton for 19 years (I know right. I would, too), was with me at a recent GamerCon and I thought I'd share some photos of him in his element. Just so you know, THIS GUY OWNS ON DDR. I know no one else who can peg 100% accuracy on third-tier difficulty levels. DO YOU? Didn't think so.
Max, if you're reading this (which you damn well better), you rock man. I can't wait for the next GamerCon!!
Enjoy these snapshots of Max doin' his thing.
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Submitted by GMCrayon (user info) at 2007-03-16 09:27:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2007-03-15 17:41:06 EDT (#)
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I'm sorry, have we met?
Blow me, tool.
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2007-03-15 09:20:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2007-03-14 17:36:30 EDT (#)
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Wow...
I'm a video game nerd and even -I- think you're a huge loser... GO OUTSIDE
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noone cares what you think you bullshit talking trailer trash whore.
like you've got the right to call anybody a loser. it seems the only thing you're good at is talking shit on the net, sucking cock - or trying to, leeching off of other people, and lying.
any more bullshit to bore us with about your life, cunt?
fuck off!
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this post is shit
Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2007-03-15 08:55:08 EDT (#)
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Must stay....awa.....ake............*snore*
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-03-15 08:34:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by zimm0r (user info) at 2007-03-13 08:36:44 EDT (#)
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I reviewed 'pro' WoW on that site already, mean guy.
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Stfu, if you think I'm a mean guy, it shows you have absolutely no life experience. Retreat a little more from life and obsses a bit more over an imaginary world, it's not as if you have anything waiting for you in the real world.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2007-03-14 17:36:30 EDT (#)
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Wow...
I'm a video game nerd and even -I- think you're a huge loser... GO OUTSIDE
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-03-14 16:47:02 EDT (#)
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fuck off
Submitted by Daccory (user info) at 2007-03-14 16:11:23 EDT (#)
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Everything you ever wanted to know about zimm0r
User id: 30122
Registered on or around: 2007-02-07 16:02:25 EST
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Jesus you are a loser.
Submitted by Daccory (user info) at 2007-03-14 16:09:13 EDT (#)
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You are an IDIOT.
Your own ratings don't carry weight on your own posts.
What DOES carry weight however is that fat fucking scab of a woman you call your girlfriend. You konw, the person who follows you around at these Gamercons, carrying all your magic cards and pokemon figurines.
WTF is shadowrun and what makes you think I'll even give a shit about it enough to beat you at it?
Role playing games are for socially bereft morons. But I guess if the shoe fits ...
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-03-14 16:03:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2007-03-14 11:26:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by zimm0r (user info) at 2007-03-09 12:20:56 EST (#)
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!FIRE! !FIRE! !FIRE!
Submitted by tiaprae (user info) at 2007-03-14 15:47:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by zimm0r (user info) at 2007-03-14 15:43:48 EDT (#)
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If guys like you, Daccory, are going to be mean and insult me, then I'll just +2 my post back up to the rating it deserves.
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You do realize that rating your own post does nothing right?
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-14 15:47:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by zimm0r (user info) at 2007-03-14 15:43:48 EDT (#)
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If guys like you, Daccory, are going to be mean and insult me, then I'll just +2 my post back up to the rating it deserves. I'm not going to change what I post, and as a matter of fact I'm going to come back tomorrow and show you a true game: Shadowrun. I suggest you go and hide, Daccory, because I won't put up with you being mean to me.
That goes for the rest of you too. NO MORE MISTER NICE GUY!
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A: Your ratings don't count on your post, retard.
B: Wow, more proof that you are a loser? Thanks!
C: Go the fuck away.
D: See "C", repeat.
Submitted by zimm0r (user info) at 2007-03-14 15:43:55 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by zimm0r (user info) at 2007-03-14 15:43:48 EDT (#)
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If guys like you, Daccory, are going to be mean and insult me, then I'll just +2 my post back up to the rating it deserves. I'm not going to change what I post, and as a matter of fact I'm going to come back tomorrow and show you a true game: Shadowrun. I suggest you go and hide, Daccory, because I won't put up with you being mean to me.
That goes for the rest of you too. NO MORE MISTER NICE GUY!
Submitted by Daccory (user info) at 2007-03-14 15:41:17 EDT (#)
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I hope you've learned a lesson here, zimm0r.
You and your boyfriend Max are destined for lives of embarassing insignificance. Change your ways soon and you might stand a chance of having sex before you're 50.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-03-14 15:26:28 EDT (#)
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Paging PFF.
Hand over face required.
Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2007-03-14 15:23:58 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-14 15:22:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-03-14 15:18:32 EDT (#)
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does that mean King Kong-Ding Dong has found a resting place in your orifices?
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!!!!
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-14 15:17:02 EDT (#)
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Nothing like surfacing from mother's basement into the blinding sunlight to spend time with legions of other pasty virgins that think a great achievement is having a +10 Sword of Mighty Wrath on your World of Warcraft character. Sitting around a pile of nachos, telling war stories from SOCOM 2. Then, you all haul your diabetic-from-gallons-of-Muntain-Dew asses over to the DDR machine to gay it up with Avril Lavigne. Maybe later, you grab some Gennesee NA and laugh at those pathetic trolls over at the Babylon 5 convention, taking time to poke fun at the Trekkies. Then, you'll settle back into your bed while you furiously masturbate to pictures of Lara Croft in GamePro. Finally drifting off to sleep with dreams of finally conquering that last level on Zelda.
Surely, that must be heaven.
I have no hope for the future.
Submitted by zimm0r (user info) at 2007-03-14 15:08:26 EDT (#)
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Why do you guys always pick on me and -2 me? Are my posts that poopy?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-03-14 14:31:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2007-03-14 11:26:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by zimm0r (user info) at 2007-03-09 12:20:56 EST (#)
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!FIRE! !FIRE! !FIRE!
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what the fuck does this mean, again?
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-03-14 14:11:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2007-03-14 14:10:04 EDT (#)
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Wow. You guys are sooooooooo hardcore. Thanks for sharing this with me. I really enjoyed it!
Submitted by Gunslinger (user info) at 2007-03-14 13:57:20 EDT (#)
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I stopped after the dragon shirt.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-03-14 13:53:25 EDT (#)
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By the power of Greyskull!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by tiaprae (user info) at 2007-03-14 13:36:15 EDT (#)
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Zim,
mmorpgs and 1st person shooters mostly, a few rpgs...but I lose interest easily. I do not spend all waking hours playing thank god, I need sexxing at some point. And if they haven't led to a job yet...they won't. Every fucking teenager who's ever played Halo wants to go into the gaming industry, unless you know some one, it's not going to happen. Go to college, get a degree, and give up on the childhood dream.
Submitted by FlakMonkey (user info) at 2007-03-14 13:27:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-03-14 10:46:46 EDT (#)
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I don't believe you are real because people like you don't have time to post between getting +10 swords and wiping potato chip grease on their shirts.
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HAHAHA, this broad always makes me laugh.
Submitted by Daccory (user info) at 2007-03-14 13:13:40 EDT (#)
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Kid you are quite possibly the nerdiest poster I've ever encountered here.
Submitted by zimm0r (user info) at 2007-03-14 13:08:21 EDT (#)
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tiapre, what games do you play? How old are you? Where are you from? Maybe sometime we could play together. Sorry if I give us a bad name but I am very admi--adomat--I like playing games a lot and hopefully that could lead to a job sometime.
Submitted by tiaprae (user info) at 2007-03-14 12:38:16 EDT (#)
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zim, I've been part of the gaming community for years...you give us a bad name
Submitted by zimm0r (user info) at 2007-03-14 12:30:29 EDT (#)
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Daccory, you think you are a tough guy don't you? I'll tell you the truth, pal, and that is that I have never been in a fight in my life. If you want to call Max and I a twerp, that's fine. I've been called much worse in my life, but for the love of all things sweet, don't bad mouth my gaming ability.
I see that you are too scared to play me in anything other than mouth flapping, but I won't hesitate to cast a spell of Eternal Dexterity Poison on you and then you won't be able to type comments to me. Seriously, just let me and my "nerdy" pals be happy here without the insult of name calling.
Submitted by Yougotthatright (user info) at 2007-03-14 12:29:30 EDT (#)
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"OOOOOTAAAAAAAAY"
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-03-14 12:23:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-03-14 11:50:42 EDT (#)
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Think to yourself: what positive value do you have on society!
Submitted by BadSamaritan87 (user info) at 2007-03-14 11:57:11 EDT (#)
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You should really just stop.
Submitted by Daccory (user info) at 2007-03-14 11:50:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by zimm0r (user info) at 2007-03-14 11:26:21 EDT (#)
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That's it, Daccory, I had it up to here! You name it, tough guy. Max will brand you with hand of Xenon in any game you choose and that won't even be near the megahertz of force I'll bring to your town, pal. You will be sorry. Any game, any where!
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Sorr you little twerp but I don't play video games. Even if I did, the only reason I'd take you up your little challenge here is so I could watch you foam at the mouth while banging on the controls of some stupid fucking game.
You have the maturity level of a whoopee cushion.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-03-14 11:50:42 EDT (#)
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Think to yourself: what positive value do you have on society!
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-03-14 11:48:20 EDT (#)
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You are not a gamer, you are fag. The only people how are good are DDR are people that bang fat chicks..... oh wait thats you and your friends.
-2DIE
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2007-03-14 11:44:43 EDT (#)
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hysterical, and even funnier because of PFFs comment
Submitted by ticklish_squirrel (user info) at 2007-03-14 11:42:59 EDT (#)
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2nd pic = Little man boobies!
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2007-03-14 11:31:31 EDT (#)
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homo
Submitted by Alcoholocaust (user info) at 2007-03-14 11:31:00 EDT (#)
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take big bad Max on at this:
http://www.handheldmuseum.com/Mattel/ClassicFB.htm
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-03-14 11:30:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-03-14 10:34:27 EDT (#)
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lame, and why does that nigger have tits
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lmao
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-14 11:27:29 EDT (#)
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Comb your fucking hair, fanboy.
Submitted by zimm0r (user info) at 2007-03-14 11:26:21 EDT (#)
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That's it, Daccory, I had it up to here! You name it, tough guy. Max will brand you with hand of Xenon in any game you choose and that won't even be near the megahertz of force I'll bring to your town, pal. You will be sorry. Any game, any where!
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2007-03-14 11:26:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by zimm0r (user info) at 2007-03-09 12:20:56 EST (#)
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!FIRE! !FIRE! !FIRE!
Submitted by Daccory (user info) at 2007-03-14 11:23:54 EDT (#)
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oh and your friend Max is an obvious poofter.
Submitted by Daccory (user info) at 2007-03-14 11:22:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by zimm0r (user info) at 2007-03-14 11:15:44 EDT (#)
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Daccory, I could beat you at any game in the world, even if you invented it.
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Dude, I would kick your faggoty ass back to Sherwood Forest and I'm not talking about in a game, either. Dorks like you make me wish Atari was never invented.
Why don't you find some other means of occupying your time, like getting a job or having sex (even if it is with men).
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-14 11:21:24 EDT (#)
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Oh dear lord. Let this be absofuckinglutely true. You are too fucking ridiculous to make fun of, but I think you're batman undies are getting ready for a changing.
Submitted by zimm0r (user info) at 2007-03-14 11:15:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-14 10:54:37 EDT (#)
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Auto -2 games; and gamer and gayness.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-03-14 10:46:46 EDT (#)
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I don't believe you are real because people like you don't have time to post between getting +10 swords and wiping potato chip grease on their shirts.
Submitted by Daccory (user info) at 2007-03-14 10:45:16 EDT (#)
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This is fucking stupid and you are both nerds.
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You guys are just mad because I'm a better gamer than you are. Daccory, I could beat you at any game in the world, even if you invented it.
Anansie, you need to be more nice. Just because I stay around and game doesn't mean that I eat potato chips all day.
Shlongy, GAMING IS NOT GAY!
Submitted by Alcoholocaust (user info) at 2007-03-14 11:12:52 EDT (#)
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holy gay Batman!
Submitted by maf54 (user info) at 2007-03-14 10:59:41 EDT (#)
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nigga stole my lighnin bolt!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-14 10:54:37 EDT (#)
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Auto -2 games; and gamer and gayness.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-03-14 10:50:41 EDT (#)
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gross!
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-03-14 10:46:46 EDT (#)
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I don't believe you are real because people like you don't have time to post between getting +10 swords and wiping potato chip grease on their shirts.
Submitted by Daccory (user info) at 2007-03-14 10:45:16 EDT (#)
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This is fucking stupid and you are both nerds.
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-03-14 10:38:47 EDT (#)
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That's posting 4 days in a row!Get a life!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-03-14 10:37:48 EDT (#)
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Dude, why would you go and specifically hang out with a pile of nerds rather than sit about getting drunk and kicking the shit out of your mates at Smash Brothers?
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-03-14 10:34:27 EDT (#)
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lame, and why does that nigger have tits
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-03-14 10:34:24 EDT (#)
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cool stuff !