APW: The Great Master, Me. (761 hits)
Category: GraphicsRating: 1.45 on 45 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by EbolaMay (View user info) at 2007-03-14 10:43:54 EDT
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Submitted by maf54 (user info) at 2008-05-13 09:03:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Loser@life
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-10-29 14:46:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
GODDAMN! I'M NOW INSPIRED BY THE SHEER BRILLIANCE OF THIS POST!!
Submitted by UTOCKIN2ME (user info) at 2007-05-15 22:34:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I laughed,I almost cried (us tough guys don't do that),the guy beside me shit his pants,a dog started humpin'his leg (and stuff),an old lady puked at the sight of this,someone slipped in the puke, a chunk from the puke hit someone in the eye,he couldn't see where he was going and went through a plate glass window,went off in an Ambulance to hospital, the ambulance driver didn't see the "Road closed" sign and drove off a cliff. just becuase of your drawings!
Amazing stuff ,man keep up the good work.
Here's an idea fer ya:
1)Bang your head against a brick wall or cinderblock wall.
2)when your head starts bleeding
3)place your head on the paper (try to experiment with different colors)
4)fold the paper in half
5)and voila...you have a blood angel
6)post it for us all to rate!
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-05-15 21:45:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Greatest post on ubersite of all time.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-03-26 00:07:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
best apw evar!!1!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-15 23:40:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-15 23:40:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Director:
Thanks for asking.
My rating criteria consists of so many things, that if I list them, I may forget a few but I'll try.
1) Mood at time
2) Time of day/night
3) number of drinks
4) vagina or not
5) circle-jerks get -2's no matter whom
6) bandwagons auto -2
7) Have you been nice to me?
8) secret emails of pictures or gossip
9) meetings in person
10) blowjobs in person
11) let's make this clear- RECEIVED blowjobs in person
12) Don't like retard posts
13) don't like trolls - don't think of myself as one
14) NO automatic asskisses allowed
15) are you smart enough to "get" MY posts?
16) Like music i like? Nothing from 1999-2007
17) If you've had a tragedy, I'm with you
18) zitboys and fat broads who try to disguise it are out
19) I don't fucking know
20) But I try and be honest
21) That's a fuckingnough
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-03-15 23:20:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
LOLZ!!
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-03-15 21:20:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Pure brilliance, wish Id thought of this
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-03-15 21:07:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BWWAAAAHAHAHAHAHA! THis is fucking hilarious!!!
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-03-15 12:10:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
glorious
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-03-15 07:14:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This actually reminds me of the Tate Modern. BOLLOCKS ALL OF IT
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-03-14 23:02:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Whoa..you're good.
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-03-14 22:41:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
the sad thing is at least one dumbass will take this seriously
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-03-14 21:44:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Aha. Nice job.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-14 17:33:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-03-14 12:52:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-14 12:39:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I knew ghola would love this.
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he says this because he knows i love ovals.
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ghovals
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2007-03-14 17:23:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-03-14 12:52:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-14 12:39:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I knew ghola would love this.
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he says this because he knows i love ovals.
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I'm pretty sure there's a support group for that.
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-03-14 16:37:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You had me at "subtle protest against the war in Iraq"
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-03-14 16:31:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahaha
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-03-14 16:05:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+1 for "Chain link" and +1 "P.O.S."
Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2007-03-14 15:25:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You sound like most artists....
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-03-14 14:42:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
good
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-03-14 14:10:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2007-03-14 13:54:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
aaahahahahaha
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2007-03-14 13:54:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Have a high-five
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2007-03-14 13:12:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fucking hilarious.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-03-14 12:52:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-14 12:39:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I knew ghola would love this.
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he says this because he knows i love ovals.
Submitted by tiaprae (user info) at 2007-03-14 12:40:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Thanks for cheering up my shitty wednesday
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-14 12:39:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I knew ghola would love this.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2007-03-14 12:37:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
so, so funny.
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2007-03-14 11:58:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I call this work "A piece of shit."
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-03-14 11:45:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This reminds me of my art posts.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-03-14 11:43:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BRILLIANT
Submitted by Draco (user info) at 2007-03-14 11:40:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I wouldn't call this APW material, but it did make me laugh
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2007-03-14 11:25:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sterk grafisch werk met duidelijke CoBrA invloeden en ook wat Brood.
Submitted by pobz (user info) at 2007-03-14 11:22:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
+1 chuckle
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-03-14 10:59:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fuck you Dutchboy. Go stick your finger in a dyke.
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-03-14 10:56:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Sweet jesus !
All these einsteins, hemmingways and picasso's are really mindboggling, here on Uber!
We are so honoured by their presence !
I did like that diarhea-blob ! My favourite daily piece at 8:45 am, right after the latte...
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-03-14 10:56:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"IT TOOK ME 4.9 YEARS TO CRAFT DIS"
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-03-14 10:54:48 EDT (#)
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you're an asshole, but that was funny.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-14 10:54:11 EDT (#)
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Hey, you stole my "piece of shit" idea, asshole.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-14 10:53:27 EDT (#)
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I guess anything can be considered art....but this is pushing it.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-03-14 10:52:06 EDT (#)
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i just looked at the pictures and laughed a lot. haha
in other news, i wish i had my rating nullified like pff so i wouldn't have to bother about ranking items anymore...who cares.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-03-14 10:46:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I know artists like you.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-03-14 10:45:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Is that Homer Simpson in grief?
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-03-14 10:45:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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