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Safest Place in the World (578 hits)

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Rating: 0.73 on 23 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Stephanie Wilson <punkymunkyshine.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2007-03-14 21:34:58 EDT


This is a picture of my old cat. He lives at my parents house now. But what I want to know is how the hell he got on top of that pole. He IS a cat, but did I mention he is a mentally retarded cat? A bite to the head from some animal took care of that. The lack of trees in this god forsaken place may have something to do it. Anyway, the electric company had to come remove him. I bet it made some guy's day to be bleeding from his face while trying to tear a retarded cat from a thirty foot pole...

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Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-03-16 01:19:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

For the title

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-03-15 22:52:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-03-15 22:52:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0



Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2007-03-15 11:46:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I bet it made some guy's day to be bleeding from his face while trying to tear a retarded cat from a thirty foot pole...


Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-15 11:31:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Made me laugh.

Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2007-03-15 11:19:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

How in the blue blazes did your cat get on top of that pole? That is pure pwnage.

Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2007-03-15 10:04:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

News flash: Cats can climb.

Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-03-15 09:28:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

For the last line.

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-03-15 08:33:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

The safest place in the world is between your legs, you filthy pig

Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-03-15 06:26:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1



Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-03-15 05:11:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Your pussy is cute.

Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-03-15 03:43:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

How the fuck did that thing get up there?

Submitted by ritzcrackerjax (user info) at 2007-03-15 01:45:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Can I +2 my own post?!?! Did I mention that cat's a midget. ha ha ha ha ha ha

Submitted by BrittInToledo (user info) at 2007-03-15 00:04:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

loves it

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-03-14 23:22:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-03-14 22:23:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

auto cat -2

That's a perfect cat for McCallum though - loves a bit of pole.



Submitted by eric_the_bread (user info) at 2007-03-14 22:23:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by tiaprae (user info) at 2007-03-14 22:04:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

-2 It's not thursday yet
+1 It looks like my kitty (who has a few chromosomes missing)
+1 for "Go cry emo cat"

Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-03-14 21:46:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Pussy likes the pole.

Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-03-14 21:45:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Not if I have my BB gun with me.

Submitted by STIXS (user info) at 2007-03-14 21:39:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

This made me smile, but I hate cats.

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-03-14 21:39:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm in a good mood and your cat amuses me. BUT BEWARE! I am a fickle beast, and I may return later and this post will no longer be +2 from me.

So speaketh the Stag.

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-03-14 21:39:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

That cat is fucked.


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