a fight down the pub (663 hits)
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Submitted by stok (View user info) at 2007-03-15 07:05:01 EDT
I was going down the take away shop near mine to get a burger, as I rounded the corner I heard the unmistakable sounds of a fight. There is a pub on the corner, not heaps rough but not somewhere I would take my mum, or foolproofs mum either (we normally just stay at home doing crosswords0. But I digress.
A big fat cunt was standing there fists clenched, gut out. A smaller younger bloke was facing him and calling him all kinds of shitcunt, while another bloke held the young bloke back.
'Just back away mate', yelled the fat cunt.
'I won't back away cunt, I'll NEVER back away from a cunt like you!' said the younger bloke as he backed away and got in his car. He will regret that line for the rest of his life.
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Submitted by WantageJamie (user info) at 2008-08-10 15:33:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by woolfe (user info) at 2008-01-04 05:46:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Your parents must be so proud (if they're not already dead from aids).
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2007-04-11 13:58:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2007-04-05 22:42:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
eat a dick a
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I'm wondering why you went back and -2'ed a bunch of my posts? I'm not your dad and nobody told me, am I?
Submitted by Yahweh (user info) at 2007-04-06 12:55:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-16 13:27:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I thought you retired? Or burst into flames?
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2007-03-16 13:22:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
angry Europeans are funny
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-03-16 13:08:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
needs more chav
Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-03-16 12:31:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
this must be a personal story with substitute cast. Like I couldn't see through that one.
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2007-03-16 02:55:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Three fewer instances of the word "cunt" and this would be on Bored at Work by now
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-03-15 22:47:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-15 14:56:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
...wha?
I mean....huh.
Seriously......what?
This kind of sucks. Yeah. It does.
Submitted by TheCrystalShip (user info) at 2007-03-15 14:15:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2007-03-15 12:01:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
oh ya....
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-03-15 09:02:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
cunt
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-03-15 08:59:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-03-15 08:41:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I like your sense of humor.
At least you have a sense of humor.
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2007-03-15 08:41:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"A smaller younger bloke was facing him and calling him all kinds of shitcunt"
That was funny, but still...
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2007-03-15 08:31:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
why did you not jump in and try to be a
super hero and save the day?
coward.
Submitted by manic_impressive (user info) at 2007-03-15 08:05:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAHAH THis is fucken great.
Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2007-03-15 07:41:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2007-03-15 07:08:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2007-03-15 07:06:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Balls to you
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fuck off dickhead nobody likes you
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Fuck off semen breath
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-03-15 07:20:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-03-15 07:20:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
he probably won't remember saying it
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-03-15 07:17:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
But I totally came back with all my cuzzes and we romped him.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-03-15 07:16:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
stok rules
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-15 07:14:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I try very hard not to -2 you, but fuck you make it difficult.
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-03-15 07:09:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't think I've ever seen anyone use the word cunt that many times at once.
Submitted by paul_anthony (user info) at 2007-03-15 07:09:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ahahah ah ah ah ahahah ah a !
Then what did orph do?
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2007-03-15 07:08:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2007-03-15 07:06:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Balls to you
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fuck off dickhead nobody likes you
Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2007-03-15 07:06:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Balls to you